TAB paying 3.20 for the Bills to fail to become new Uni mascots Sign Up Club’s SGM will have been completed by the time you read this. Critic goes to print on Thursday night, and the SGM is on Friday, so we can only speculate as to what happened. Here’s our best guess as to how things went down last Friday. The SGM, held at 2.00pm, not 5.00pm like we previously reported, met quorum. Just over 100 students, mostly from Sign Up Club, mostly half-drunk, rocked up to the meeting, mostly late, so there were about ten tense minutes where people counted and recounted the attendees to check that quorum was there. Sign Up Club Czar Reid Eberwein arrived in full regalia, carried on a litter by the burliest and fittest members of his posse.