Save this story for later. Welcome back to the subway! It’s been a while. “But I’m scared!” you say. “What if I get eaten by a train?” In reality, you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than of being eaten by a train, so rest easy. I’m sure you have lots of questions, though. Lucky for you, this handy guide will help you remember how to be a subway pro! Hey, it’s dark in here, and kinda creepy. What’s that smell? While promotional images of the city’s subway system often depict picturesque panoramas, the reality is a bit different. These are large underground tunnels used by millions of people every day, and they require a lot of upkeep! As much as we wish today’s subways were like the versions we see in Renaissance paintings, we have to live with the subways we have.