It’s a surefire way to sound really, really old, but we’re going to say it anyway: they really don’t make them like The Colonists anymore. Whenever a new city-builder or resource management sim comes out, it seems to be outdoing the last in terms of how microscopic the detail can get, how zoomed out the scope can get, and how much DLC can be pumped out. Often, we just want to strip everything to its basics and boot up a copy of the original Settlers or ANNO. If you’re of a similar mindset, well, The Colonists dunks your biscuit.