In September of 2014, Derek Diedricksen uploaded a photo to Facebook and I am still thinking about it almost seven years later. This photo in question is that of a giant industrial-sized dumpster in a vacant parking lot, full of sealed boxes and unboxed VHS tapes, sprinkled with hundreds of loose cranberries. But the dumpster wasn't behind some defunct Blockbuster Video that was throwing away outdated media. And even if it were, it doesn't explain the smattering of berries thrown on top. And lastly, why are all of these unboxed VHS tapes exclusively of one particular Keanu Reeves film? Who was the once-proud owner of hundreds of videocassette copies of