Not handsome to make everyone go crazy. I was an old bald belly hanging down to my knees, but the girls always found something in me. I dont know that its probably a Porsche Cayenne im lying in the sun, and i move my ears, and if i didnt drink bees, then i moved my legs. The song of our mothers at the computer clicked, and in response to silence a strong woman is crying at the window. If you drank koumiss, well, it makes you a little sour, yes, dear. But i do not believe anyone in let them say at the hour of judgment i saw these same guys. The song is about the only chance in life in a coven, this is how the singers joke not funny, but i know for sure that i sing well. And thanks to maslyakov for the musical biathlon, i wont lose the cow. Special for a long time is not funny. To sing, why do i need a voice of laziness in the show, why do i need dawn now im here my dream came true and plucking anchors away fly my soul. And this is one of the funniest numbers in the history of kvn mom got lost that hello girl, that you are standing here alone in the sun. I got lost. Youre lost, im so lost. Somewhere where i got lost. Fine. Bad how did you get lost . I jumped on trampoline. Jumped hard. And got lost. I dont know where your mother is. How bad does she look . Weve been here for a month now. What was mom wearing in the car . Where did you stay with your mother on the thirtyfifth page of chipollino, then i fell asleep, yes, this is important information. Okay, lets go first. I dont remember your name, but what are the last three letters . There is no bad. No, maybe it looks like gadya, but no. Behind no. Maybe there is no such name. No. Oops, ill call you gadya , i dont remember a beautiful name, i dont remember at all, only the last three letters. Ivanov is not. Petrov is not. Sidorov is not. No cow. Sucks yes sucks listen gadya do you remember your patronymic . Ah me so for themselves purely neighing. I do not remember. I dont remember at all, only the last three letters. Petrovich yes gadya petrovich khrenova i would be lost too. No, weve been here for a month now. Well, lets try differently, where could i go . Your mom cant remember, only the last three letters. Kvn this is not the last letter lets go well. I know what to do. Lets go, uncle. Hello uncle. This is uncle. Gadya is an uncle man. I i see that you are here, sort of, as the main one. Could you announce into the microphone that uncle petrovich khrenova got lost, what can you say . You dont have a heart. Another comedy classic, alexander , their duet with Andrei Mironov brought all the audience to tears. People often ask what im filming now, what im working on, roughly speaking, now im filming, will you calm down or not . You re bothering me, you understand . Hang them down. One by one , one by one. So will you fly away . Calm down grown guy, calm him down. Im filming. Im going to drink skins now. Yeah, thats all we have here not enough. Shoot me a film epic, a thousand and one nights. In total, he wants to shoot 87 episodes, first of all, you all want to know, too , so to speak, he will star in central roles. Yes, you guessed it, yes, you guessed it . Well, the sverdlovsk cinema accidentally literally detachment this is still young, fresh, so to speak. This is a gift, lord, this is vitya vityusha victor more modest more modest i think that seryozha will say a few words about himself. With you creative to carry gray, lets go straight ahead. Free then more here. Here the fundamental changes of our country, many of us may find ourselves superfluous. We got divorced. And, of course, you can eat them, of course, you can just fire them and thats all, but they immediately cry out into our body with another lord and again they will sing the blood of the working people the question is how to use their rich experience of the barely collapse of the national economy. How to use their bogorodok suggest . Throw them all to the fight against imperialism to begin with, we collect people, all these parasites , we teach them english. This whole combat squad. Throwing i will not say where. To be there ahead of time. To dress up. And there is already our man. He puts on a suit made by our own man. Give the models to the enemy. In such a suit, he can only hide under a blanket from people on a moonless night, therefore. Shop somewhere darker to breathe, for example, to the cinema come on come on. There is already a film made by our man, not hollywood, that is, a film about production. I do not hand out money on the street and end my life on the construction sites of capitalism, a hysterical millionaire flies out of this cinema and rushes in search of a taxi. Our people tried. But three others. And there is already an announcement for all the millionaires to urgently undergo a fluorography. Yesterday, and the line at the registry for a month ahead in a state of stroke crawls to the district doctor, he will diagnose him with all acute respiratory infections and give him a bulletin for 3 days with a daily article of analyzes from a neighboring clinic in a neighboring city. Now he only thinks, how can anyone survive in this stone jungle. What does crazy mean . What does it mean to be smart . So its any parasite of any parasite. Can be forced to pour water on our mill is all, huh . They were all told that you would live anywhere from a few days to a few months. All of them are now standing on this stage to dance. And who will admit, thanks to you my healthy and fit for flight cosmos what kind of operation will not help you dear our beloved doctors. Thank you for saving a life, chinese doctors who inserted a catheter into the heart transfer control of this catheter to novosibirsk, dr. Romanov found a river in his leg. 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Then we were the first to launch sms, we were the first to connect connections in the subway and rose above all so that you communicate not only with words, but also with pictures. And to eat it again will need a word. Say them looking into your eyes. Stirlitz did not yet know that in moscow they decided to make the film in color, and this is the legendary number from the big difference 17 moments of spring in color. Stirlitz has never been so close to failure. German curses whos there . Whats wrong with us, where are our black uniforms . Where are we black folders . Where is my black pistol . Probably the russians colored the film no no, its not them, its my creative you like it. This makes us even stronger. Sorry. They played paintball. Cartoon well figure it all out ill ask you to stay. In a geography lesson, firstgrader kolya found honduras and a nickname up to grade 11. There is everything in crisis is the authors of serials on ntv because the combinations of the words cop, law and thief are over. Further, please, petya no longer wanted to know where the children come from, but there was no stopping dad. Next, please, now the part was so secret that sergey could tell everyone only that he served in boots. Lesha had an old nokia, so during the exam he could only write off the date agricultural news. An experienced milkmaid greets each finger separately during a handshake. In the supermarket, a very economical woman took so long to choose dumplings that she got frostbite on her face. And who knows that valuev was called names and humiliated at school, died, but called names and humiliated . In smolensk schools, if the fizruk and trudovik quit drinking, the school becomes a gymnasium. So far , there are only three gymnasiums in smolensk. Shoppers all for fishing i also know each other and from the club of anonymous alcoholics the director of the kaluga flour mill often fantasizes that he is a colombian drug lord with a star and an incredible case is a variant of the kvn team soyuz tyumen region, our team believes that the most incredible case in history happened to ivan susanin and the poles. So the 17th century is somewhere in the forest. Well, where is this mustache for a long time , we will still wander through this forest until we see all its inhabitants. Susanin will you show us the way to moscow or not . Of course, i will show, thank god, but first i ill show you. Raccoon compote the bear goes to stand without moving. You know you will know. Yep, three days. There is no food, we want stupid poles, here it is already full in the forest. Well, i did not advise you to eat. Ive been waiting for you for an hour. Lets go caution poles do not join nato badger case two bears in 300 years it will be called a selfie. Will you show us the way to moscow today or not, but i wont. If you dont want it to be good, it will be bad. Now lets see how you sing. First i go around one, dodge the gun, then to the right, in general, i do everything, as in the queue for vodka during perestroika. They turned out to be inedible. This is called susanin what i would like to say at the end Nikolay Nikolaevich thank you very much for agreeing to take part in our stream. For us. It is an honor. After all, we grew up on your programs, and i, friends, grew up alexander vladimirovich, the people of your programs. I grew up, im Nikolai Nikolaevich drozdov and the kvn team soyuz nicknames it was tv and now the classics from clara novikov will watch a movie, make cocktails with ice , swim in the pool. How tired i am of chains these palms. This sea is the sun. Top of the head and lie lie lie lie. My girl can no longer see the sea. I have two sofya and daria, the first from my first marriage, the second of the fourth man loves that you are like his own. How tired i am of men. I dont know from the romanovs, maybe you need to look somehow worse , dress somehow uglier. This is where to get these clothes. How you want to work. And that in the morning you open the window to the garden, you shout, bring breakfast, im going to work today. Get in your car and drive to work. Fine . All work. For nothing honestly, and where find such a job . Our professor says everything will pass when the pineapple passes. Strange, how can pineapples get through . I cant see the housekeeper. Her name is muse. The most honest person will never take an extra hundred in love with our gardener. He is our doctor of sciences. What is the husbands job . I didnt know, he doesnt like to talk about work, hes a modest person. Well, it gets tired, especially after a night out and you even get nauseous, your hands tremble, earn a lot , a lot, money everywhere at home. They even have nowhere to put everything, put it all in, they are all there and there is a nightmare. We want to buy a ship soon. We will go on a roundtheworld trip on it, however, we can be attacked by pirates my blog, how i dream about it at least some kind of trouble, there are so few of them in life that stop, why stop filming this take, we will still shoot, guys. Im tired. I cant. Well , the truth is, im not caprice, im just tired. Well, we are the same in the morning. Next, you at least a week to live such a life . F Church Meeting with her husband in pursuit until the arrest, and you cant immediately start equipping yourself. Well my favorite scene in this i also like the film, its such a confiscation only tomorrow at 10 00. I cant stand in line for a package of soup, the girls from the store called a letter from yugoslavia is very convenient, especially when everything is confiscated at home. Let my god eyes flow. If only the lights were turned off now. Now we will watch a movie to make cocktails with ice. Bathroom full of linen child drives damn husband for times jealous as a dog. Lord here is another life. Boris rozin wrote such a small sketch at the Doctors Office called no one will leave us alive. Girl please me, hello well, specifically, i dont know, so in general , you know some kind of malaise. What kind of organ is unwell with us will be shown to morgan by his doctor. Well, which one, i dont know, well , somewhere in the area so it means to the district. He doesnt treat the district, he doesnt treat anything, they write out bulletins. Thats it, i need to heal, they get sick. This is called a diagnosis or what a granddaughter is. And if i made a mistake, lord and if it turns out that it doesnt hurt, it will hurt, we take it upon ourselves. Yes, how do you treat . In such an approach . With this approach, we treat for free, lord, since you dont know what hurts , youll go to all the doctors about it, they will treat everything in a row, and among this you will get something that makes you unwell. We call it universal. Now i will prescribe a medicine three times a day before meals will help. I didnt see tv. So as not to get there as a doctor as a motorist there you will burn the car. Be healthy so i look at one point, not a single Traffic Policeman is afraid of food. I do not see them. Oh, i was told a joke yesterday, oh, i laughed. I fell. Here we are, i got up. I just lay there. Im so so i laugh. Listen, two meets one friend says, listen , you have an honest wife, he says, i dont know for 2 years. I live until i steal something. And who . The fact of the matter is that an honest man got caught. He did not take anything for 2 years if he wanted to. Thats just hers, how she came, she lives like that for two years. No you specifically that you do not like, but did not take anything man. He really asked why . I do not know that he needed a family to live. He says you have a wife honestly, what he had the right to. What do you have to ask in general, he climbs the wrong way. He doesnt have it they stole, they didnt steal anything at all, that the family is friendly. He says that how is it impossible to live for 2 years, that this is a joke . I dont like. I fell for nothing. Listen, can you you know what you eat consider that i did not see you . Yes . Go to a nonrepetologist. Something youre kind of jerky. I do not like you. The doctor is not. What are we worried about . Father mother brothers sisters and so normal. And you will visit me on monday. Ill take care of my mom. 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