2nd day in a row thousands of pro-democracy protesters blocked access to departure halls attacked those they accused of being undercover police officers and clashed with riot police China has described the anti-government protests as terrorism and will intervene if they don't stop soon Sexton and his wife are stranded at the airport on their way back to London from Bali it's our honeymoon it's been a little bit rubbish and I understand why I think that when it's your expenses and they talk they'll just want to keep it that far but when you've got these just completely changed to start off so. For somebody it's an ambulance police have confirmed that a body found in Malaysia is that of a vulnerable British teenager who disappeared while on holiday with her family 15 year old nor a quorum was reported missing just over a week ago and piece a driving while using a mobile phone with a hands free kid can be as dangerous as using a handheld device it's currently legal to use a phone that isn't held in the hand but they're proposing a change in the law all reporter Emily Junia has more they're recommending that all phone use in cause including hands free devices should be banned and that's on the basis that they are actually just as distracting as holding a phone and they will create the same risk of collision an expert told the Commons transport select committee that taking a hands free call caused essentially the same amount of destruction as being at the U.K. Legal limit for blood alcohol New figures show unemployment rose 531-0021 point 33000000 in the 2nd quarter of this year at the same time average wages increased by the highest rate for 11 years up 3.7 percent but the Office for National Statistics also says a record number of people are in work Scotland Yard says a police officer could face misconduct proceedings after appearing on Nigeria's version of Big Brother 29 year old P.C. Café Karim is said to have joined the cast without authority while on unpaid leave these people live in. Exton in south London where she works as a person Yes A I don't have problem with that maybe she doesn't really want a career as been a police officer any more maybe that's why she did it if she was to come back to being a police officer I think that's going to be quite tricky I think people are going to probably take us say yes she should be over we deal with the problem of over here so that we can get more youngsters more people of color into the police force a public toilet in Hull has been included in a list of the top 500 travel experiences in the U.K. Lonely Planet says the Grade 2 listed facility is very beautiful and notable for its Edwardian style and features the weather rain for much of the country on Wednesday and some of it could be locally heavy and sundry top temperatures of between 16 and 18 degrees Celsius B.B.C. News It's 3 minutes past 11 a choice. Really. 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Caroline she did she used to do a left handed not because she's left handed but because she couldn't shut the eye that she needed to chop for doing it right handed. C It may well be international left hand as day but we moved it on left good and left. Now another tune from the wish list just before we launch tonight's quiz it's for Doreen in Stony Stratford could play all kinds of everything please it remind me of the time in the mid seventy's at a Holiday camping and I want a fancy dress competition. Theme of a book film or songs that someone very creative I'm not I just have to brain for covering a woman hat with quite paper and and and writing mum's handbags and sticking objects on it. Well debate about the measures for this year is. Me So. The Boston Avenue. Kollywood out is coming off the wish list next the nail but 1st let's update you with us. The latest travel information. Be trailed north by resurfacing what is continue tonight between junction 29 and change and junction it fair to say there is a diversion in place for all the traffic heading pitch a high or low on the A 4141 we enclose the or G. T. Junction improvements at higher level milling around trying to have a traffic coping well and on to the 14. Overnight works from Junction 20 at Ellington to Brompton hots that's really just I may call my shreiking Nicolette. Oh something sets are off. Almost like he's charming the spirits of said James. She's racing to evil genius of us OK changing the way we see heroes and villains in history. Find your funny on the B.B.C. Sound up. But you know it's kind of out of my wish list for questions on the quiz question number one set by Peach what do Penny like Vicky Mashal and Sally Gunnell all have in common we know they're all from Essex but we need a little bit more than that gentleman said Question number 2 what is almost probably. I've got the answer it's lovely What is almost probably Janet said Question number 3 what small creature couldn't walk on water up to 15 feet and finally from a bank last night what's called Sales of Bradford City scarves to spike in 20012002. Cool 080111 call she. Half ago one of those questions and if you can match it with the answer that we got here then you can put your own question on the air it's 1121 see you got about 10 minutes left to get your gags to me if you haven't sent them yet please do it now one trouble free on the text stop it with Nick or email Nick docked at B.B.C. Dot co dot U.K. . And when you're lying miles. This is brand new to me. a birthday next year if I'm here with. Yeah maybe we do it right we've got the quiz underway tonight and we've got Denzel hanging on the phone Hello Denzel. Tell you I'm very well get a good day today not too bad thank you good to do yeah fabulous thank you yeah you do too. 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Thanks I've even been on the phone to say sells Bradford City scarves spiked in 20012002 because they gave a free scarf away with the season ticket. This is. Up. play Peabo Bryson. Again just realize that I did send out so enjoying music with a good. Try Of might have missed the boat frags the got gag gag a week coming up tonight it's a really good time for one more from the wish to see you missed the boat tonight but will try and do it to more for you. Today he said Bradford City scarves spiked in that year because they changed color know several people have got this right so we've had to drag out the random number generator thank you to Shaw and to Tony and to Mark and to Alison all absolutely spot on Mark in Guilford has come out of the random number generator with the right answer he can come there because he's driving it like he was the bank the answer is. 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I don't as a side of that post I think I was assaulted by the 2. Or the picture of a bad. Said audit. I've received and others are fed up underneath so I saw a photo op I don't sit down. But I. I. I. B.B.C. News at midnight how moral medicine the foreign secretary has condemned as concern .