Now William I was wondering about Kathy and Peter Oh Ok what you want to know so that friends again yes but I think they're sort of feeling that way more literally No not literally. So why is Peter still staying with us and don't get me wrong I do like him being here and everything but should really be with Kathy Yes I know. We all know that they should be together and we all know that they secretly love each other but she's decided she likes p.j. So we're just going to have to play along for a while they love each. New we have I meant he should be living with Kathy until his flats available Oh well I think it's still too soon for actual living together specially with Bridger I know he's p.j. Living with her to know what his days over quite a while and he doesn't like it e.j. Doesn't mind one way or the other it's more what he does which is but. You know Cassie like to keep the heating on quite hard Yes Well it reminds p.j. Of his homeland and they get sort of went back to basics what do you mean he likes wandering around start making. Classes trying to talk him out of it oh they're very strange these Antipodeans out there yes John h. . Farley Rufus and. Now. Should we be concerned about Cathy right now now Janet we shouldn't for the 1st time ever Cassie is fine she has a boyfriend who adores her and she still managed to convince him otherwise Pete and p.j. Get on like a house on fire and PJ's supportive of both Cassie and Pete and their friendship exactly so isn't it about time she messed things up. I saw him and yes Monday they've been together a month now and I still haven't met any of your friends my friends are all from work and. They're all policeman here oh to be honest with you I don't want you to meet them. Consent of there might be an international arrest warrant out for you or something so I met. Actually also said I'm always in the right way where should you meet my friends it's all I think it's a natural the speed of good of all your friends and from them oh she's all together proper money got Cassie and she's your ex-girlfriend so you can't blame that on May know him from elsewhere p.j. They were not related and she tweeted this is biology is going to change plot Well that's clearly geography much less yet it. Now but not that it makes much difference I mean what do I care whether you don't come to with the situation you got me and I like you and this is the Bob world of course my one and only friend is your ex so it doesn't matter one bit if you mind I'm going to ask you anyway does it bother you that I spend time with Cassie why should it break it was almost amicable she spent too much time with pay to go to my room Ok your thoughts and I Sometimes it felt like he was a boyfriend and I was a bit on the side just so much he spent time with when he wasn't available 2nd best to finish with but it's not feelings and I sound like you know really going over it when I realize that she was never really in the relationship in the 1st place so I have no problems with the spending time with Cassie as long as you don't start spending time with Pete. This week on famous love triangles we explore the sad complicated and often sensational tales of rules of triangles and the money to turn out that's not the no. One the only p.j. Food which we really and you can cook that well really do you know design and no way of spices will man woman but with a. Zillion resume Well a good deal you didn't have to kill your Know your closest friends in case well yeah right very good no need of. Stretching too much limits for a previously dangerous love oh. I'm. Sorry broke but this time you're going to have to who is here for me. And you really watch in a scene out not really. Into how long yeah. It's a night on the sale and those Please present our monthly star thing to study the deep south love they will then take most that they have of an 18th century look state. That was. Just the 2 of you if you look here they are resting in an open to revealing space ideal for those special little love troopers or even the remote if you will come putting all of it. Oh how about this she wants just one right and it's not been the same since Alan Titchmarsh. No Alan why if to say committed no offer goodness sakes a man's any idea that such thing is just a trick God would make him if it wasn't for my gloves let's say My create a lecture to such types I want to look twice in your direction so don't you be so quick to dismiss I don't believe it's true it's the idea that they make things grow with the bad hands over always make me a bit frisky Hobbit for me to deny you your friskiness but my stomach gave me such a stark look good evening welcome to the garden say designed for the farmer does not want to gloss up to come to the aid of a very exhausted mother so much is it that you can't believe this is drugs and closely have you know that. You know all that is that. For a female you've chrominance just means it's very good to be thinks so I don't remember is that ice being that because they were there no. They're obviously fake like the rest on their legs aged remarkably well thank you no fake but I can't believe it's loaded itself to do something like this might be a t.v. Show. Not mess around with a t.v. Show will of course not so he want to denigrate the south by parading on the gogglebox like a performing monkey. And you know it's a shame that the country's best talk to cultural it's just been reduced to redesigning a highrise window box window boxes are a big step up for him not that it matters because Freddy Farmer it in fact the 2nd best Walter culturist in the country and you know how I know yes we can because I'm the best photo culture list and I don't have the trophies to prove it and if winning the best garden award at the Chelsea Flower Show for the past 5 years doesn't prove it then the fact that Freddie was his position as being 2nd certainly does 2nd. Janet not 1st which makes him what Johnny the 2nd best 2nd best and that's what it's about it William the t. Has his own show do you haven't well. I'm not really sure Bill. Could it be something else I don't know what you mean I mean this isn't really about who came 1st or 2nd does it. Was mostly though with him when are you going to get over this childish stupidity of not trying if it is different for goodness sake William a wet towel with the man for a couple of months about 40 years ago hormones 27 days Janet 4 months 27 days I kissed him once there were 2 pieces involved as well you know and I suppose the fact that I left him married you has no bearing on this little self almost 27 down William I will say this once I will not speak of it again I married you because I loved you and anything you have to say to the contrary is just plain stupid so I apologize now and we can move on. To. Some good. Yes he does not correct me though doesn't he. Go. On too but there's a result of the. House a long history of the extravagance not the lady Oh sing East Enders That's right let's mother up to tonight she's got evening classes 3 nights a week now hardly see in these days. Now speaking of the mother. We had to chuck last night well done and interesting many points of interest many many points of interest Thanks Elaine. She really doesn't like the idea of me appearing on t.v. I know you've told her that turn over a new leaf shelters did you for the government do with them client I did however manage to get you to watch reality t.v. Without ranting not some progress when you find that tool for ages yet directly video helps possibly who knows yeah. So concept. Everything Ok with you yeah fine. P.j. Can. Yeah. Peach Ok was PJ's still to play but it's all gravy as they say gravy good. Could you be unhappy for a while now. And you would come to me if you were thinking of doing something well you know all your. Stupid. Stupid Well yes but the other day your mother expressed her concern that you might be getting good shit to fix it it must I don't know all that was my translation. She actually said that you were useless and indeed downright clumsy when it comes to me and you never know a good thing when you feel you feel for a minute as she was going cell phone. So. No I'm not getting fidgety. Although no I'm joking so you're not going to go off or make up some ludicrous excuse to get rid of p.j. No we're not one big happy family good cause p.j. Does have smoke all just say I'm joking. P.j. . Is there she will block him that black eyes are sort of wind blowing through them I cannot while. She's following him across the room not actually I don't know you hear well what So she was maybe get powerful but also hot hot and sexy hey let's do what we're talking about well I guess there's been as open as yeah well what are you talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer Well more Willow actually that's stupid program where did you read how can you call it stupid this is the most fantastic show in Philly it's a kids program and I think one of their 5 movies go fuck off right all you know p.j. Much as I want Buffy herself bombs aren't really my thing when it's all live in my judgment Well Peter and this is brunette of Ulysses at the top. Well here I saw a big fight of his side with fighting about me mine were out there I saw the light just go my own you know not up so you have my word for it no no way to obvious ratchet I like my tits elation a bit more softly I know what I mean I'm going home now I cannot make the army I just stuck it out there in the broader rents for me goes east now as part of the. Summer I don't know I just got in the mood swings. P.j. . P.j. Wake up. Wake up p.j. . Saturday the sun is shining and all shopping centers are open what's fancy doing today the clues in the shop contents Israel from. Well. Welfare is doing so different today oh yeah just going to come a spread tix to say you know I was really a war so you think I'd like to come he would who would put their people come with me pay Peyton I football Q What he doesn't like football in fact he hates a place full well maybe didn't hate exactly but he definitely doesn't know a joey like football are going to fall over they seem so normal How did this happen well in a sound a ghetto does it not finish that sentence you know I could always love go with you you won 100 you're a woman I can't take a woman of the 40 with a voice that's made where that is well what's in a group of men kicking around a ball it's wrong and well it's just wrong to me to see you as the rule but only on the telly and that was on the tourist we're going to take you to natural gun what sort of man would be able to pump brutal Yeah so it's not really about the football as tall it's more about a group of men getting along with that woman doing many things and drinking big so it's all in the name of male bonding well. I go on and you set me up for some sort of moment for a while you know on track you say stuff that all the great within the series us out agreeing with you suddenly I'm a bad boyfriend and they'd be parents no not this time p.t.a. Ok then yes it's all of the night about so despite the fact that you spent all week male bonding with Pete it's still preferred to spend Saturday with him as well and not with me yes yeah I know. All. This. I. Know what I should say it's perfectly Ok that makes me a bad boyfriend you betcha So it's not that way no no chance. Like that's not just yours reminded me of candles they really. Mean just the 2 of us yeah posh restaurant. Well I very definitely have nothing to wear Spencer could well be dressed no no it's not good to have the boots out when you're eating I have to go buy something so many dresses so. I give one friend. Governor make me mad I want to ride gold for Australia him must be finished by now I'll still mill the city to Chelsea while Leeds United won't say on those it doesn't exist later on with a 5 1 1. Oh my 3 hour period I was paid to write is event and is easy and this is of available but I mean unavailable so more was given to my neck as well I just saw a strip for somebody to pay Od and get info it. That I guess you have. Johnny don't. Have fixed costs and lives there have how are you my beautiful very annoyed gal friend where are you wow oh my own words. And. Then I. Said. With a stripper No I asked you are still a stripper so what was your chips Well don't forget you promised to take me out tonight I made a reservation for a to plug for the kid yes you help me find an abundance of clothing and get back yeah we'll discuss this later well that might be. Right just better where a. Lot more. To walk in the boat let's decide to go to Blackpool. With the best disintegration Jessa a surprise party for us anyway. No enjoying life to some enjoying this I can count on one hand the amount of time to take me out to the me I don't know what is bullshit. Imma cost you a pretty penny. But think I can manage for courses seeing as your paying I never said I was paid too late I'm not really what. I'm saying. When. You're taking all this quite one. Number you can have your rant about now. That hey it's just one night not prison would it have he's allowed to have fun. And booked our dinner. I sometimes feel so old. Pretty. Excluded I mean I'm glad of it and also well but a misspeak he's run at yours every night talking to miss you honey might as well be living with you we hardly see him except at breakfast what what was well it's not a book but there's definitely somethin then. Still now. It's been an hour or so long now and she's still cooking in breakfast it's not even as if he's a guest anymore but oh no Pete needs his breakfast do you know how many times she's called Brett was permitted over the is book. Guess. Well what's Ok no food to eat is outside hundreds but it's mutha So about $107.00 and a half fall off she did the eggs and bacon but had to leave the pointless accuse all my point is I know I'll come over to Mom and cook for you know some k. S thank you anyway. All right to get another bottle of wine home yes I'm seeing a really expensive but don't do this time. She. Was amazing task but it was like some sort of customer service rug up not only did we get no and they got a 50 percent reduction overbuilt us nights 3 days wait to be sure. To do so they went through the frightful Oh yeah the most fault full big strapping blokes and they were bearing down on us I mean obvious terrified but p.j. Here is just cool as a cucumber that's been in the fridge for days well he's gone off and all sulky and no it was super cool Come on it's not. Easy. I know want to watch the Fortunately lights you don't know why put a well that's because I didn't understand what it was about now Page a show me the error of my why he's such a good teacher Well you're a fast learner but I don't think Page a for goodness sakes the telephone call that tied up in life hours and just the sound of some what we do tonight p.j. Well one guy Randy parents s are going to say Dad may want to have a female so that we can do a bit of website development why don't you stay in so we can do some more licensing days doing it like a proper evening class would be brilliant but you know the relationship stuff really took down. A bit of. I guess as you go in kind of sometimes you give is the distance suspense not to get that I know that makes sense see get out the big He's a couple of right good old she might get Cassie I know I'll get the asking about we can do the perp walk yeah I'm not really here I scream. Ok then how about a sack over the afternoon we get out of a real session cast our love to it but the thing is very 1st up let me go when the president was up oh well if you need help how could I object Don't be like. You to go off and have fun. Just. Cast your Ok I'm fine and you show it off but you better go Peter's call the Torah right now and I. As a New York sorry to cut you know I miss your problem if your brother and I need someone to talk someone who doesn't think the best thing since sliced bread come to the right light coming up right after 1 o'clock. Silent Cassy you 2 still together then you know what I say so when the like of me around you know now boys and girls let's give it 0 Sorry I'm just so so I mean everyone's acting like it's no big deal but I'm going to be oh it's just so oh yeah definitely drives handywork So can you know imports all the grass or something stronger on the lake than I want to hear this Simon Ok but don't get to do stuff till I'm back. Just to get rid of him. So tell me all about well you see it was fine in the beginning Him fact it was great to go on so well I mean my dad thinks he's brilliant too I do as well don't for a minute think I don't but it's all the nights out on the drinking the having loads of fun just with many things what so good all right they go right you know I should Thanks Sharon number it's just that. They did bring the bottle in the car. Fredo think how have reacted. No thought was the logs so to stand up with nice only natural to want to spend time with your boyfriend this next year would be if Paige I was more more true to you know really ageless me yeah. Yeah I mean sometimes I feel like I'm not the one in a relationship or toy. Molt. Look thing going to 6 his for those of us funny. Yeah this is for he's funny to. Me I have to do the funny side walk funny side if you are complaining that p.j. Spread if ahci works time would pay and that you'd never spend any time low together yes oh yes we were just a no concert was enough for me when I was saying it to you what you made cause why do we split up because you felt that p. And I suspect that. She really needs this respect for a. Paid side of the biz there resistible in your sheets alone a big no no. Drink your coffee Cassie No Dad I don't want coffee I. Can see it clearly for the 1st time to walk clearly. I can see it I'm not meant to be in Malaysian ships. Conduce them and do don't be so silly. Maybe you just keep using the wrong guy is payday the wrong guy I thought you liked him I do don't get me wrong I think PJ's a great blow but but he's not the right bloke for you Cassy. Like no I thought he was the wall I'm no book can be he's just a one and then there's another thing of course he keeps ignoring May No he's not ignoring you even then they know you're there they're just getting to know each other so all he did took them away from me Pete you mean Pete took p.j. Away from you yeah. Who. Hired home. Oh I get. To see. What are you having the most difficulty with. The fact that p.j. Is spending time with Pete or the fact that peach not spending time with you snub out p.j. . Misspeak I know you. Hate . Them glad you finally what got out there is only taking you 2 decades and then. Cassie. Cassie. That was a whole other story. Cassie was paid by Debra Stephenson and. Was Brendon Burns. Doing Freddy Farmer Stephen Critchlow Janet will collapse and Bill my great the producer. Next week things come to a head when p.j. Dumps Cassie this begs the question as to whether Pete and Cassie will finally get together it's a whole nother story. B.b.c. Radio 4 where I live. In an increasingly rude well where people drop litter play music too loudly or shout into their phones don't you wish you could just stop for a 2nd and tell them to remember their manners don't it'll get you into a whole world of trouble just ask Michael Legge legendary where we've heard some stories circuit comedian podcast and occasionally very angry Lewisham resident Michael Legge now gets his chance to vent on b.b.c. Radio 4 extra. So you see the show opens like this when I walk out onto the stage and they play the signature chip. And I show Welcome to the last days of Michael leg over the top in the audience goes wild thank the that the show stars say how low What's Michael leg on the radio for. Michael like at the b.b.c. I mean finally some bloody women say. That's what's missing from radio