Can you leave my plumbing out of this Freddy and could you please stop pretending to be a street kid from Brixton it doesn't fall anyone and though I'm not usually familiar with the Argo of Black use I suspect they don't talk like that at all so why not just be the posturing privileged and pampered brat that I know you to be there's no shame needed any more you know posh boys are back it's alright not to be upper class fake and useless just look at the conservative from Bench wait a minute wait a minute I think I've got it new Can't believe it has style plus anti aging Sarah it's not a woman at all is it no because you turn the boy Mother we can no I has not turned party boy he's just about to record his 1st the d.l. Part cast the politics in it and I write my text note well. Yes. You see as a print journalist I've never cared about how I looked my byline photo from 988 just serves me well but those days are gone you see when millions and millions of people can see you online Oh you mean the Well actually actually Oliver says I could go back to revive virus Yeah all of it was lying I don't think he's the editor it's his job to Lot wait a minute look what's coming in and pay at 1030 this morning music legend Elton John was arrested in Wolverhampton for assaulting a security guard in a branch of our own while witnesses claims that Elton trying to strangle the guard next to the jewelry display cabinet I'm on it I mean I'm mourning I've often thought of strangling people in August I think it's something to do with the catalogs I get this online right away I'll just take it off the was and fix up a bit do you really think Elton John buys his Jory at all costs I sometimes think he might all girls in Wolverhampton but he's going to be someone text me these people do have private lives maybe there's some sort of camp thrilling buying in bling in the back country anyway it'll be checked it'll all be checked I'm going to put a big team you don't have a big team Amelia all of the newsroom was fired a month ago when I make a couple of phone calls Ok Ok sorry so I should leave you to the big serious and very important Elton John story while I write up a 1000 words of trivia about the latest terrorism bill if I'm allowed a 1000 words that is probably be sucked down to about $200.00. On the flight I need to hear it will be a pleasure as they come in come in and how they used to her my rushes back and I couldn't sleep last night my mother has been rather difficult I'm having terrible problems with the dishwasher happening but apart from that I'm far good for what I need to tell your allies we put 18000 on our circulation yesterday lad did brilliant I never thought I must room. Wall chart will be so popular thought it had all been done before but there you are you were right and I was wrong and it's not every day you hear an editor say that so well there aren't as well that yes thank you but I have to tell you we may have to shed a few jobs around here but I want you to know marketing manager won't be one of them no. Good and only for I don't know quite how to explain in fact I only just heard about it and I realize that you as just come a point where you're busy are a leak Campbell nuclear power plant hushed up at a high level. Is this an exclusive Yes brilliant You bet I'll clear the front page get everyone you can onto it thing else has name only is going to get a bit busy that there is a bit of a problem don't tell me all the mushrooms on your wall chart are poisonous. Not to all of them. Just one but it's very very police and us that. Then you are I mean then you have a section illustrating all the lethal varieties that you had to avoid Yes the danger of poison so yes well it wasn't in that section Well where was it then in the delicious fried with butter and garlic section oh God I know I'm going to tell it all my fault and I think that's a possibility does name yes oh yes it comes as no surprise to me my fingers to the bone to keep this newspaper afloat but when it's a disaster that it's me to blame Well this is a disaster and you are to blame. God nobody appreciates me nobody appreciates my wall charts to you. But all over this country there are millions of kitchens with marble chants on the wall friends to come mom has name nobody actually puts war charts on the wall what happens is people go into their news agency that we're giving away a free mushroom watch and say oh great I've always wanted to identify types of mushrooms because some of them are poisonous and it's usual the next time I'm out gathering mushrooms in the woods which they will of course never get round to doing but nevertheless they buy our newspaper when they get home they take a quick that they say that looks jolly useful and very pretty and I must get round of putting it up on the wall some time and then all the hour for crap that we get away with every edition spilled out on the floor and they think Oh God this is all too much and the next more of a car find the wall jar anyway and they think sod it I'm a whole bloody pile of baby gets shocked out that how war charts work that's very unfair I can feel right and the time to starting up anyway we can't miss you miss will chart hasn't gone up in a while I mean even one dead reader twisted up lifelessly on the line and pulled him 100 a stiff accusing finger on here for pointing at our wall chart will wouldn't because it was a no no in any of circulation drop of one God Just think of the pub listen to the newspaper that kills people. Yes. Call him. Why would it be a small leak but if the nuclear power station is leaking people need to be told why can't you stand it out now we're pursuing you mad what now that. Lesson from it's all about is no. Yes Yes At the time. The news editor appears to be losing a board or models of both I don't think either be able to go to mushroom again not on 8 mushrooms because I'm allergic to them but if I want to are still wouldn't you see why no tears me here's how I see it we could issue an apology and a warning which would mean a huge amount of bad publicity just when we got our 1st exclusive would have been months all we could we could just hope that nobody snuffed it and even if they do say that it's connected to us all right but good glad you agree now you got it here in Italy my need to draft a leader about the moral bankruptcy of government. This is very nice of you to help me record my podcast ready no worries bro see my contract to help out shufflers with the technical stuff on the shufflers Judy great for Freddie you ready yes yes . Hi I look into the lens right yes Maddox That's right you look into the lens and then you talk can you see my cross feet you know the wrinkles on your forehead draw the eye up and what about my hair I mean it's supposed to look volumizing your hair is the bomb but is that positive straight up ready right I told measure to keep an eye open online because I go fungal viral viral. I know we'll take you this is a video podcast is not news night Ok. Right I mean I might have to look at my notes during it you don't need notes man you don't want 48 seconds go of the politics minute the last 48 seconds I mean putting an ad at the start it's an outrage Can we please do this thing Maddox big story that I need to get online for yes yes I know the nuclear leak nuclear League is a great story not that the open John bling Bania. Is I think you should check that story and double check and then check it again by which time it be yesterday's news and use just so last century mower years it's so last century to make sure you've got the facts right Case them by 5 for free action Welcome to the politics minutes my name is Matt Express and today I want to commend if you are not looking to feed for God's sake mash our car Yes see I mean the studio thought about the really the only communities need to Bizzle the earth yes I do I measure as do I as well stressed musher you think I am not stressed when the journos think only of print them have no respect for the web doesn't love the really upset look what I'm doing now is for the web isn't it so can you please stop nagging me just because I haven't engaged with the so called feedback from a bunch of online nutters All right that why don't you just go in have a hot vodka and let me get on with my work no no no how often I have told you I hate the world I think borscht I had bully knees I had cabbage soup I ate tell Thore I hate the Russians full I think my homeland I hate this i need i hate all being the last and is terrible blaze that out yet with the skiing's good Masha good bye Yes All right sorry. A moment let's lay one down. Welcome to the politics minute my name is Maddox Bradley today oh just don't answer it he v. Yeah yeah tell him it's all over was the see what let him wait now standby queue Me Ok turning over q. You welcome to the politics minute my name is managed by Lee and this is the politics minute I think I just repeated myself. To see you do come in how is the politics minute I'm afraid I have seen it yeah good I think despite its enforce brevity it is uploading it now versity coffee glass or something out of the air why are you being nice to me and I think I see yes I don't normally nice to know so could you stop it and can you tell me why you've also seen me mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms are as in water yes as a problem and the need to follow days. She is a mushroom our water place I need to follow days in the delicious fried with butter and garlic section which is a bad idea because I may need to follow days is the most frequent source of mushroom poison if you know this and you didn't tell me what you do to your sore it to me is put up in the newsroom presumably as some kind of collective punishment I think people put out all to ask you to take it down. Well I want you to do something for me a matter of fact is well a short time ago I received a call it appears in one of our readers a woman in Brighton to actually eat one of the many to follow that I guess those she did know not dead apparently she only nibble that them but she's in hospital so what you want to do as well sort of yes flowers and mommy to make sure she shuts up can do that why not be an ethical matter if you're a journalist what if she runs after the red tops and tells them that we try to bribe or even worse why don't you do it I'm no good at that sort of thing and you do you should job if it came out whereas I'm dispensable that's how it works not this is all over you know the top man never falls upon the sword anymore and on the rare occasions that he does he departs with several 1000000 pounds of tension too easy you editors of the hedge fund managers of journalism banker language matters please if I do this well I'm going to pay right so he said he never gets a pay rise anymore well apart from the very rich and they act to get it otherwise they go abroad for the rest of us no pay rises and longer and longer hours since we went multi-platform if you will insist on calling it I never have to file for the print edition which used to be only one deadline and now after what load versions of the story throughout the day I have to blog I have to respond online to the mass ranks of morons out there who comment upon everything I write and now that I'm doing the politics minute I'm spending a fortune on my hair I thought your head was looking better and I'm getting the same money as 5 years ago you know that's very odd most people have paid God that's an anomaly Maddux I'll have to look into that election day come on that is the whole future of the paper is at stake circulations down advertising revenues down it's all very grim one scandal who pushes over the edge I'm asking you to save us. Dramatically. Here. Take it there's 25 grand in that on the look obviously if you can get a shot up the less I'd be grateful I don't like it all and there's no other person in the building I trust with this you know that don't you anyone else around here we're gonna have 5 grand and keep the wrist but I know you're not like your incorruptible what if she's incorruptible to hell is not much of that around these days man it's you're an exceedingly rare creature No no I won't do it all to us final sorry. Is that my politics minute Yes Still it is online already if I think I'm a bit pressed for time matters or I then let me do it can't bear other people swear the thing was on my mouth sweaty right here we go commercial 1st. Screw the. Scene you're. Making like. And. Welcome to alt expect. Track if you touch my mouse What are you doing fortunate that they not. See me or Moby who I'm not going to be a promoter of stead of for the elderly and infirm it's the politics minute Not that you knew there was going to be any reason to be that is nothing to do with me this is all handled by marketing they are not the appropriate advertising I don't get involved at all appropriate and why did they think it was appropriate to have my politics many place alongside paraphernalia for what I do marketing of the scientists a podcast and all thought so they put in some old fart advertising designed to appeal to other old farts all thought so and so far to me they can even climb the bloody stairs on their own I'm not old you know I'm not I mean I'm not even elderly and I'm $5156.00 which is not all that everybody in this business is so be sort of the digital technology they think you're middle aged if you're older than 25 and don't have your trousers on you down below your bottom with your underpants showing up it. That I thought particularly the states for who got it you got me sounded like an old fart which I am not I have an i Pod and I sympathize but as I really do car commercial we get little enough revenue from the online version as it is every penny counts but I want to different commercial I was I don't know something with bare chested young men spraying deodorant on themselves what's being oh go buy don't lie beauty is in diaphanous underwear can't be a part of let's go broke ass for the Lib Dems Maddox just must be a commercial for stairlifts he can be baked beans for all I know no no no no not not maybe not being something sexy very something manly sorry it can't be done oh really could it be done while I'm in Brighton do you think you know what I mean Brighton shutting up mushroom woman thereby saving the paper that she's well out of order that it is isn't it all right you're wrong. All of the reply steak very rare with fries and burning source lots of it good for you son I like the lime marrow to plant with organic krill plant I'm very good so thank you. I don't like meeting you here a 1000000 you know why I have to vegetarian options No I have mean they're men you know God knows I'd rather not have to stare into a sanguinary stated close quarters and it's much too public it's the most discreet table has got I know who but friends of my wife have been known to eat here. Editor news editor much together what's to suspect I don't know making an easy stop touching my hand when one Right right I thought you wanted to leave your wife and set a pen with me no I do I do why you were afraid of her finding out well I want to be able to break the news to her myself directly honestly like a man doesn't sound like a man to me Look if you must hold my hand could you do it under the table All right . Cheating yourself Oliver if I set a pen with you within 6 months you'd be getting back to your wife. Never mind let's enjoy it not for since Don't touch me there he said and. The tape yes but that's not my hand not why was it so urgent to meet it today what is it that couldn't been said in the office I don't mean to sound I'm romantic but you know Wednesday is a never good what we're all over my mother has been almost wiped out by the recession Well I'm very sorry to hear that Amelia but you must she invested in Lehman Brothers and then she stash away rather a lot in Iceland and well. Just about all she has left are a few 1000 shares in u.k. Nuclear facilities limited she thought quite reasonably that given the government's love of nuclear power it would be a safe investment but if you run tomorrow's story if what you mean is I run tomorrow story Amelia you know you're not suggesting that story are you know I'm suggesting that if you care about me you also care about my mother my poor poverty stricken old mother another hapless victim of the recession well I'm sorry but stop touching me like that people are looking. I can't support or all of a not on the salary I'm given this one has neither here nor there or not here they don't do that please cut the service here is really very slow isn't it I wonder should we just go. I expect you have to go into a home little certainly finish off but that's your decision Oliver that's your decision I just hope you're able to sleep at night with the death of an innocent old lady on your conscience I don't like this comes as you can see that there I knew what you do like. Me. When we're not eating but we will be soon and unless we leave of course please don't do that not not there not here. I'm free late this evening on you are oh god yes yes peace homo yes we know that yes yes yes yes. Yes Yes No no no sorry did you know all there is no no no I mean. I mean Poland a lot of problems are quite. Maddux Thank God you're back with your folks for itself because I wanted to let you suffer just as you made me suffer with that stairlift for heaven's sake that has been replaced or I I get my part of the bargain now how you can join us it took quite a lot of persuasion Yes I'm sure their charm and money of course come to the point where you she's a great storm about the mushrooms Wonderful thank God for that I'm very grateful thank you Maddox your well nobody else is called in with reports of mushroom poison I think we're probably in the clear Oh good good yes I see you spike the nuclear story there oh yes the lawyers got jumpy is that can't be too careful can you know you can't especially when your news editor has a close relative with a potential interest in the well being of u.k. Nuclear facilities Ltd I can't think what you're referring to white frankly Oliver I'm sure quite frankly I don't need your approval now the cash the 25 grand Did you have to give a lot Nope she was more than happy with 5000 that's to reject Max Yes isn't it so can I have the 20000 that's left over you know why not I don't have it you don't have it I donated it to Greenpeace you did what is the press doesn't seem to think it matters some is going to keep an eye on the nuclear industry. Don't you agree. A Maddox national once a word with you really I suppose I'm going to preach that to breaking some ridiculous rule about being polite to bloggers could be you has no respect for bloggers my books that is went out of order better no respect for bloggers than no respect for the truth does not mean truth difficult concept Freddie how long you have or I get you is blaming me for that little misunderstanding about John little misunderstanding you almost put that story up online and why because you believed everything you read and none of it was true some of it was there was a security guard assault that needed jewelry display in a Wolverhampton our God is yes by Ilton John tribute act with a borderline personality disorder who is playing the no good Bob Which of us. I think anyone could have made. Maddox come in please to take Steve. Moore you stop calling me your eyeball your smasher you do not this time I like your politics mean what is good yes oh yes I said. Talking of which the ads you know the steady diet of beginning what do they replace it with something better I think go to the Tell Me Don't tell me let me guess a top of the range car of a high end restaurant an ad for the timeless craftsmanship of a protect Phillipe Watch know is an advert for Eric dial that handsome sc