Dinner with canapes canapes all have various Popeyes various gastronomical. Just really think that he asked me to bring anything this time. After giving the takes because you know. Sometimes you get a message saying to bring a variety of breads. Well OK while. My back eaters so she's going to be there as well so be it was around then. Drop me off at moment stay over there Christmas Day over my brothers are with a nephew was a nephew told there will be if the kid get off the devices or they glued to it for like the last year the whole thing is James had a meltdown. You can't take that off no lose market think it is batteries have gone down so you. Got nothing to do just turn around you see that pile of things that you've just been wrapped get something from there. Oh my goodness they grow up so if I think it was I the fortnight or was Minecraft or something like that. Posted a very funny picture today of his son Zane who is I think 6 and. Building in Minecraft loads and loads of pandas. Uh there all of this one crate is about 50 over 50. But you think. I'll give a. Good grief. So it works it's a stock it is a very stock if you just. Know one of the endangered Yeah. I didn't get all mine crash thing either I don't get what the appeal is on my computer games it's a kind of world building isn't it the kids getting their imagination going so it's basically it's kind of computerized Lego you know what the cutting edge was of that when I was younger than anybody the Sims Sim City Sim City you know place in city and it was it was fantastic because in the graphics were pulling everything was there it was terrible but you just you know you'd have to build you had 3 different types of things you could lay on the ground yet to lay out roads. And you think it would be a boring thing for a child to do you build your own town and everything. Was a teenager but you're laying out these roads and things that you're a residential block or business or you know or an industrial island was fair ground theme parks you know the best thing about I can remember this to this day about thing Paul as a computer guy I remember the most difficult thing was to get the sanitation right when wrong yeah the best thing to do you build a burger place next to a drink stand and then you put in office and she did you know what a cheap people doubt and you want to show me. You want to show me good. You know when elves fights in. Mrs Claus of a time bomb. You'd be a build a burger place next to the drinks place a decent walk to get in but not too much now but a value for money there on the dos. Kiddies like it parents are you get it you make sure you could sit every parameter and thing yes 7 chips. But you put out like 60 percent salt. There is thirsty bag next door the drinks make it 60 percent ice or save money yak in a killing this is to happen and that's. A full shoot at the thing called Business night clubs Yeah it worked for me that's all chips drinks are a Victorian era right yeah but I was making a fortune eighties nightclubs when people saw a whole who list of got pretzels salsa salts. And now much like a cocktail. In a very sophisticated. Yallow bottle chateau nurse to pop in a while I just left it to me mine's palate that is the only thing I mean purposefully blocky So it does look like kids building blocks I mean there's nothing in the look the pan does the make don't actually look like real ponder that little if you're making a panderer out of the old style Lego blocks thing out of a stack of dice Yeah. You when you just kind of build from them build from that I probably would only nephew showing me. The foundations that they're incredibly impressed having a cheap. Yes of the building something but strong foundations that's not going to fall over there's not going to be any damn pole rot so if you told me your kid. Was doing structural engineer a great wants to survive I would never believe but I don't know you don't appeal down there certainly don't want to make it would you go off stone. Creamery. Straight to the building trainmen. Much happened to me this weekend when I was wandering around Red Dead. The Red Red Dead of dying. No I've been. No Harry Gratian yet in the game I'm looking for I'll find him for anybody there's just too didn't this is a computer game the muscles got hooked on and apparently one of the players an unplayable character that you. Will meet in a saloon while your playing you know if you're playing the game like. Pontoons Yeah yeah. That's the face of how do you as the face of Harry Gratian and it's made here so yeah. Designed. I think they've used Tyreese face I wonder if there's any other kind of person I don't see his celebrities and. The only thing. That happened to me this weekend was I was running around my merry way I was meandering I'm on the all spark mean Achilles I more often to just as I saw in the bar you know there's a lot of villages in the body of yeah with some increase interesting characters Oh right playing banjos and the like and I was there and I stopped and a left hook Eliezer up on the hillside and. Stay there you stay get in the car then I walk down into the village and I've got no guns on me because I'm a man of peace that most like gambling and fishing there Wolf want to. Do that and there's a guy playing banjo want to porch and I sat there and this animal's milling around a pharmacist and I'm watching this guy play the banjo and just listen to the music it's really not all of a sudden out of nowhere a goat. Hits me from behind. Me flying into the guy with the banjo right. Who thinks I'm still in a fight oh dear so stop swinging for me because it's a tight knit community everybody else still suing in full so it gets to the point where I'm going to fight my way out of a village. 15 minutes I think to say that I had the face of Richard Hawley also know enough of the fighting al the village but now think about it he was dismissive post or. I think we're on to something here which is like a couple story yes please I'm going to give you a couple of stories. One of them one of them is is quite sad it weren't. Even the old phrase make the punishment fit the crime I think another story you're talking about the day along yes. Very strange this is in Springfield Missouri. So there is a guy. Who His name is Dave Barry Jr. And so even sent down beads it's a it's a poaching case yes. I know what I want to go into too much details he's got a year for this for poaching. And it's it's an enormous amount of poaching by the way but yes it's the largest DIA poaching case in state history yeah he's been at it for quite a while quite. So without all that said. And you know with anything else the judge that's part of his sentence but least once a month he's got to watch Bambi once a month at least once and I didn't see the I thought he had been told that he has to watch by me as an up as part of his long sentence he's been ordered to watch it at least once a month during the year that he's inside amazing. That is staggering this is Missouri's Lawrence County Court. Housing go this far in life without seeing Bambi I know I did maybe has he doesn't know with some people but that's the that's the punishment of all of what he's done he's got award Bambi at least once a month I think that's right I think it's a great I don't know I think. I just try to think of all the Disney films that people would have to watch. The big game hunters and afterwards the Lion King of course because it's not it's not hunters that get the book. With us or is it you know it's our scars on cult Yeah always the farm family Hamlet decision is just how much that's it's Hamlet with big cats. And the 2 can is a lovely little story to reduce it to bring back some Christmas cheer or a we got a New Jersey. I always like Into You see but we go to the. Paul had Kong township Oh my was this post that Kong townships just exists in New Jersey just to get is it like a kind of Chinatown is it like a Vietnamese. Unsensitive think it's mall Indigenous All right my Native American. Christmas came early this year for some customers of the New Jersey Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart Supercenter. Township. There's a lot to still see at the shop so I'm going to say a lot of stuff that it's something they call in the States they call it layaway right and this is a practice in some shops in the States it's a big thing basically layaway is. I want this you know for a kid for Christmas or something like this can you put this awesome very own take on take he put it once on a payoff of a buy and I'll come back I'm passing the don't catalog kind of thing on the ticket the H.P. Is such and there's a there was a lot of stuff on layaway Yeah. On Tuesday. An anonymous Secret Santa walks into the place. I'm going to look around see what's what if. I walk in here hey I'm going to look you in a bunny. Or lady. Customs or does such a base of Bilbo thing you know given him credit Jerry Lewis and it is terrible to go and then he decides you know what I'm going to do I'm going to pay for everything not only a way oh I don't want any I would give it to the people. I'm clearing in old. Food as a lot. And that's it how much does the soul hasn't given the value over but it's it's paid off all of the layaway awesome ain't a shopper. London rest sim of it's nice to you I mean London racin over it's you can call me Mr Rhys of others. Says I just want to know how thankful we are how thankful I children will be on Christmas morning lovely wonderful and the shop itself is people who use layaway. It's paid for jewels less prone. If you could send it off to 7 to. Assist in the Christmas I just think to love them. In this little one here that it's just a great headline. I'm sorry this that this is 3 stories of just fine it was Christmas Christmas a. Cow steal spotlight students graduation photo shoot. This is we're back to Missouri this is University of Missouri let's them. University of Missouri students were stunned when a towering dairy cow appeared on campus Snickers it's not because the cows. To make a cameo in a graduation photo shoot the Columbia Missouri and reports that see Nia animal sciences major muscle moment to bun oh oh oh he's unsophisticated he brought a 3 year old cow named to me at a compass on Thursday to join his commencement photo shoot. He's worked with cattle through a is an undergraduate studies looking. At the university's full most dairy Research Center. And initially presented the idea to Jim Speight and Jim Speight is the vice provost for undergraduate studies vice provost vice provost or a title he felt it ultimately the the request was approved spade Jim spade. Said It's not the 1st time a student asked him to Burger King campus. Suspecting bystanders and is a lovely little photo of on the university grounds this young man in his cap and gown lead in the Cal Now that's nice because he's worked with the Cowboys actually 3 year old cow is probably related Yeah and he's taken if. You could in the longest on the way read and the like is supposed. Emotional supposed spoke out about minimally. Don't take the chalk. On Ice I was really nice I like a lot so a few but a few little stories not much but a few little stories in there in a. Nice midnight moment itself. Will go to. Link faced John Lucas John. Briggs about let the right one and oh yes you know it's very good from there read a. Real love for these 2 all for your life at the feet of another powerful and very very powerful leaping salmon Instagram. We've come along with. That week. We've got something. We. Both remember this. Summer John Snow. Is. Going to. Come home. To. Be. The book. Because I saw because. The butler said. There's a. Slow . Slow slow slow. Slow slow slow slow. Slow. Slow slow the sole. Goal. Posts. Are live. Our lives slowly. Slowly. Elect. You. Are looking. Goer. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Is gold. Let's. Let's. So nice to. HAVE A Child's Christmas in Wales or Dylan Thomas. Is coming over it's part. Of the final week. As well in the new. Imagery of. A. Great. So looking forward to this fresh week the final week of this and celebrity seasonal Storyville. Child's Christmas in Wales read by keris Matthews music by Mason Neely. Written by Dylan Thomas So where we left it it was in that sort of post looking. Feeling you get the uncles were fast asleep people was snoring. Our main character is thinking we're going to play with this play with. Maybe it's time to go outside and. I would go on my bright squeaking into the White Room on to the scene you want to call and. Even. Pavements. People think. What would you do if you saw. I go like this. I truly believe that I'm ruled him down the head and then I do get him under the you and he. Will if you saw him. I am flat on bellow in here clanked and battered through the scudding snow towards us as we promised Mr Daniels out. Let's pull system down in the small pull through is let up on. That's right son is in the. Center Mr Don Young was like US bombing out. Over. All the wrong time the white show and the fishes see it's no way. The silent one plough did have a monstrous day down to the same now Lewis known blind traffic was lost on the US and vast 2 dogs the flasks round the necks of them shamble back to US accents. We were 10 through the streets for only a few children from birth to bad fingers in the ear marked it's not on cuts to us. The voice is fading away as we charged into the cries of the doctor it's in the home to have ships out in the world. And then. There would come the dumplings would be John by me I skate through the center of the table like a mop of grain. Until I met thanks to the team because this money but still you. Child's Christmas in Wales. So tonight at $1030.00 will be a next installment it will conclude on Thursday. I have loved every moment of it. George I'm half tempted to. Tell you what we'll do Thursday on Thursday night. Right at the end of the show because it will effectively it's like the last sort of normal night before Christmas. Instead of Storyville Plus what on Thursday why do we put all the parts together. Just have the lot in its entirety. Then lots of that. I declare they said listen. That's what we'll do on Thursday. Anyway there is another poll tonight of Ted always a repeat of the. Fabulous music is what I'm thrilled skinny with me. Frank you don't maligning fool with money Frank good morning. Anybody have. Lived. Through you go to the ground you know if you. Come of every student. You seen it will soon frantically write you a New Delhi's a white faced rot Yeah. Yeah well this is thank you very much indeed for coming in because without that I don't think I'm going to go through the day so I go by Frank rang Toby Foster at breakfast back tomorrow morning from 7 B.B.C. Radio Sheffield. Can. We've. We've . We've. Got. Slaves let's be. Here in the Late Show Good Morning. Cluck torn from the day's headlines and other facts of the day will be here as well as a day without learning is a day wasted as we always like to say so let's not waste one but a must see T.V. Here's the thing on tonight there's a few shows it's a wrap you know put off recommended those previously that Phillip Schofield how to spend it well Christmas is always say with that show you look past the gimmicks in you know oh look at somebody on ice skates to get past all of that the some good info any really good info however tonight B.B.C. 29 o'clock. To 2 parts of this Part one grizzly bear cubs and me so this is golden Buchanan who is sort of filming wildlife and getting you know out into the what. And and filming wildlife and everything that happens to them made this program and he joins the. Is the names and there are a family of biologists there were Russian family biologists and what they're trying to do in a nutshell is rehab grizzly bear cub orphans. And there are more than 100000 grizzlies in Russia and humans are obviously spreading out into the wilderness and so conflict is is you know a result of that and this family have been rescuing orphan Kobes for the 30 years so the host of the show Gordon Buchanan goes and has It's. I never knew. This. Fact before that hot chocolate started with a Kists. Almost as as far far as we go tonight 5 Live coming next. Up with their technique in a money all right. Give us your dinner money Russell every week. Will be a pumps I thought boating well as a sling them over the wire. 5 life if there are one and Alice to go down a step one. If you do it have a wonderful happy and a bubble safe choose today I think really for somebody who is going to be what is not his pocket weatherwise I think that's a technical term. But he's a briefer mine is a couple of things then putting it in our English meetings a couple of things happening on Thursday this week hashtag BT dubs will be wrapping up the story Bill and the mall psych is going to be with us no clues ole where in the world is it because he's going to be in his ass but he's looking back at 3 of his favorite destinations I don't know where they all but 3 of his favorite destinations over the past year of travel reports that we've had and I for one cannot wait to hear about the luxuries lived in So that's coming up and the entirety of the child's Christmas in Wales will do that but Hoff midnight see later on tonight. Today's. Trip is the same month of the brain as I see. You again. Meet. News. For. C.B.C. 5 don't want to go to a local radio stations across the B.B.C. 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This is the best deal and it's in the national interest and it delivers bricks it will be good for Britain because it'll be good both on the economic side and because it delivers on the Democratic vote following that announcement the Labor leader Jeremy Koeppen tabled a motion of no confidence in the prime minister number 10. Source's says the government won't make time for it and investigations being launched into how West Midlands police handle a case in which a woman was murdered by her estranged husband running day had repeatedly asked for protection from jumpers to remain before she and her mother were stabbed to death in Solihull in August he was jailed for life yesterday there have been steep falls in a saw shares of the company's future profits warning it's failed to increase sales despite making big discounts around Black Friday it comes after a dismal report from the High Street last month Judy Palmer as a retail experts I think the worrying aspect is people just aren't spending there's a lot of nervousness in the economy at the moment in a sense what's going on with bricks or some certainty couldn't happen it's a worse time for retailers this Christmas people are tightening their belts we've got Generation Rent as well that are not accumulating possessions as we once did some such as eighty's and I think spending habits just changing and retail is being hit very very hard by us the defense secretary Gavin Williams and we'll announce details of a long awaited defense review later it was due to be completed in the summer it was delayed because defense chiefs wanted more cash for the armed forces reports for the