Hope. If only there were some way to brighten it. Of course. He was a true patriot. From crete, to thailand, alaska, and we are going to keep on going until we find howard hughes. Our heroes hero. Black, butwas nothing bothered these marines, they waited five hours to see a show. With an audience like that, you really have to go to work here work here at i had a great arrival, i stepped off the plane and disappeared. Just figure out some way to get him on the couch. [laughter] introducing thanks for the memories exclusively from time life. Brenda collection for the family a brandnew collection for the family to enjoy together. Thanks for the memories and all of the years of our careers that you played straight for me how do you like that . Stabbed with my own theme song. [laughter] hilarious. What the devil of a way to go, i still have eight jokes left. Alltimemericas favorite funnyman. That was some spicy meatball. [laughter] and just who are you . I am santa claus. And i am the jolly green giant. Really . Congratulations. [laughter] appearancesearliest to his 90th birthday special. I am honored to be a part of this birthday celebration. I usually celebrate quietly at home with my family. [laughter] there was no one that bob hope could not crack up. He kept our troops smiling. When you one of the outstanding glamour stars from back home and this year we hit the jackpot, ms. Annmargret. Home warm at home. Mrs. Julie garland. Somewhere over the rainbow he can sing. Wont you come home bill bailey . Wont you come home . You tell jokes . Laugh. He loved to how could you ever have married her . It was a mistake. [laughter] and you have had one ever since. [laughter] be prepared to be amused and amazed. Be prepared to follow love again with comedys commanderinchief. Bob hope was a true american legend. His jokes. In 25 years, i have never missed a show because of sickness. His nose. And that cute little turned up nose. My nose turns up. Eventually. You being next to me because you make my nose look small. His closest friends and making them laugh was his favorite past time. I dont know what to do bob, id cant saying and i cannot dance. It was a true whos who of hollywood. Stars came out for bob. Bob is one of my closest friends. I would say the funniest comedian in the world. Trueme on, that is not here you are the funniest comedian in the world. I stand corrected. [laughter] george burns. Trunk train thats the way it was long ago milton berle, barbra streisand. Probably what you do. Course stiller, and of phyllis diller, and of course you did not have to be on the road to have a good time. Six road pictures with one. America has always loved bob hope. And october you get the monsoons and in december you get me. Monsoons and in december you get me. [laughter] quite simply, the world has been a happier place and a better place because bob hope is in it. I am going to blow your brains out. [laughter] [applause] announcer introducing thanks for the memories. A brandnew collection exclusively from time life. I have a confession to make. Speak, my son. I like you. I really do. I just wish you hadnt said that. You just killed 48 jokes. Announcer 10 dvds of bobs beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that havent been seen since their original broadcast. The ladys in love with you announcer now, for the first time, they are here in one exclusive historic collection. The hilarious comedy special. Dont just stand there. Put the trash out. My darling, id love to, but shes your friend. Announcer the legendary christmas shows. Bob why am i always laughing instead of the audience . [laughter] announcer and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. Oh, nurse . Where is my faithful old nurse . [laughter] here i am, juliet oh, my faithful nurse. [laughter] you know, this isnt such a bad part. Always near when i need thee. Ill never get an oscar but who cares. Announcer every show is full of singing, dancing, and unforgettable music. Bob one of the most exciting new talents of our time, barbra streisand. Barbra streisand anyplace i hang my hat is home announcer call or go online to order thanks for the memories on 10 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. You like that . Announcer you will get the Legendary Comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic moments. Television. Well, he finally got me. Announcer his first show in color. Bing, its me, im here. Announcer hilarious bloopers. Im ernie. Im confused because i didnt see it, sorry. [laughter] [applause] ive got one eye and it was looking the other way. Announcer laughing with the president s. Bob with all the traveling and all the work youve done, you look just great. You look great, too. I hope i look that good when im your age. [laughter] announcer and exclusive extras, like bobs memories of world war ii. This is bob command performance hope telling each nazi who was in russia today that crimea doesnt pay. Announcer plus, call in the next 18 minutes and we will see send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. I am sure you will hear wonderful things said about bob, but not from me. Announcer and thats not all. Youll also receive this beautiful 32page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bobs incredible career. Bob thank you, america. You are on the best page of my memory book. Announcer and we are so convinced you will love thanks for the memories, we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Thanks for the memories is an incredible value. There is a of tv worth a lot of tv worth watching. Announcer 23 classic shows plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. That is over 24 hours of comedy, music, and stars. Plus the collectible memory book, all for just five payments of 19. 99. And well ship it for free. I was hoping you would say that. Announcer this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever available, and you wont find it in stores. Youll only find it here on this this exclusive tv offer. You know your seams are crooked . That shows how much you know. Im not wearing stockings. Announcer order now. A man dressed in khakis you may think that im a bit wacky why dont you get back in the sacky . Theres room for two the image of bob hope is a sight that is indelibly etched in the conscience of millions of our citizens who went to war to preserve this nation of ours. Bob and they want to surrender over there. Announcer he was a tv star, a movie star, a standup comic, and vaudeville veteran, but bob won americas heart by bringing christmas cheer to our boys overseas. Bob here i am to share christmas with you. I bet some of you guys were afraid you wouldnt have a turkey. Announcer from world war ii. Bob i just want to see what you boys are fighting for. Announcer to korea. Bob this is the first a first in television, and i cant tell you how happy we are to be here. Announcer from vietnam. I have never seen so many interesting faces. What were they in civilian life . Happy. Announcer to desert storm. Are you ready . Announcer bob always put on an unforgettable show for the troops. Why would a man like this come all this way voluntarily on Christmas Day to be here with us . Maybe hes committed a crime in the united states, or [laughter] or maybe he is just some kind of a nut. Thank you very much. Happy to be here. Tokyo, japan. England. Greece crete. Where are we . Oh, yeah. Okinawa. Danang. I love coming here. Its always a blast. I am thrilled to be here. Here we are in guam. Wonderful to be working in the middle of the south china sea. This joint is real nice. It is Christmas Day in vietnam. The guys here dont ask for much in vietnam. It is said you are thrilled if you just wake up Christmas Morning here. [laughter] announcer the wars changed, the times changed, but wherever the action was, bob was there. What the hell is all that firing over there . General, would you call off the war while we are on . I dont know what you guys did to be here, but let that be a lesson to you. I understand the enemy is all around. Please laugh it up. You wouldnt want them to think we have a morale problem, would you . Announcer he always brought along his best jokes. I forgot to bring along draft card and here i am. Announcer his best friends. Doctor, we are waiting in the operating room. Announcer and some special guests he knew would lift their spirits. Hi, boys. I know about all the glamour girls you took on all the other trips. Raquel welch. Romy schneider. Ann margret at okinawa airbase. You really lead an exciting life. Bob i dont know, when youve seen one airbase, youve seen them all. [laughter] is ann margret one name or two . I spell annmargret with a hyphen. I spell it with an excavation p an exclamation point. [laughter] how do you like our life in the states . It really was incredible. A few days ago i was in hollywood, doing love scenes with dean martin and jimmy stewart, and now here i am with you. Bob how lucky can one girl get . [laughter] [applause] thanks from america to all our men in blue our boys in khaki too our tough marines, our coast guard, our army nurses, true we thank you so much as someone who has worn the uniform of this country, i thank you for being who you are. Bob, im really enjoying myself. Not yet, you are still standing. Announcer introducing thanks for the memories. A brandnew collection exclusively from timelife. Who are you . Whats the difference . Kiss me. Announcer 10 dvds of bobs beloved iconic tv specials. Including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since the original broadcast. Im just one of those very strongwilled people who cannot stay hypnotized. Bob a stronger mind just takes longer. Im not expecting this to be a snap. [laughter] announcer and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive, historic collection. Isnt that marvelous . Announcer the hilarious comedy specials. What kind of a bird are you anyway . Well [laughter] announcer the legendary christmas shows. And have yourself a merry Little Christmas now announcer and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. We can do anything you can do. Show him, raquel. I am very happy to be here with you tourists. Hey, what part of miami is this . Announcer each show is full of laughs. Dancing, and unforgettable music. Ladies and gentlemen, the carpenters. Talking it over just the two of us working together daytoday announcer so call or go online to order thanks for the memories on 10 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. Tell me more. Announcer you will get the Legendary Comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bobs first televised special. Me love you. Me love you, too. Announcer his first show in color. This is the first time i have tried to be funny and gorgeous too. Announcer hilarious bloopers. Bob who is this great leader who is about to [laughter] announcer laughing with the president s. Which way is the golf course . Announcer and exclusive extras, like shanks for the memories. Please dont shoot me in the balls. Announcer call in the next 10 minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and his friends. President reagan bob would do well in politics. He certainly has to be one of the most familiar faces in america. He has entertained over 10 million troops. Hes been seen by more than a hundred million tv viewers. And if you throw in the 27 people who have seen his movies, you have a pretty sizable constituency. [laughter] announcer and thats not all. Youll also receive this 32page memory book, filled with incredible photos and stories honoring bobs incredible career. We will see you home, god bless you. Announcer and we are so convinced you will love thanks for the memories that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Thanks for the memories is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. That is over 24 hours of comedy and music. Plus, the collectible memory book. All for just five easy payments of 19. 99. And we will ship it for free. I cant believe it. Announcer this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever made available. You will not find it in stores. You can only find it right here with this exclusive tv offer. Oh, that was beautiful. Announcer order now. Bob i dont care where am im going just as long as im with you put it there, pal bob is the most generous performer ive ever had the privilege of working with. Announcer bob knew you could not put on a really great show without incredible dancing and music. Bob just me and my shadow announcer over the years, he perfected the art of the duet. The two of us we will always be for you and me the two of us well always be together like the cat in the cream were in a dream of our own well do it alone \ announcer bob would always make us smile. Youre an older smoothie you are a tribute to the magic of medicare [laughter] how strong you were how young and gay i dont remember that. A prince of men in every way bob oh, yes i remember it well announcer he knew that music could bring us together when he we needed it most. Silent night holy night all is calm all is bright sleep in heavenly peace bob it has been a great day. We wish you the greatest of new years. A lot of luck and hurry home. Bye. My father saw you in the South Pacific the year i was born. Myson so you to use ago son saw you two years ago in desert storm. But i, bob, have the pleasure of seeing you in vietnam on my first of three tours there. Thank you for the memories. [applause] bob i have heard of offbroadway, but this is ridiculous. Announcer introducing thanks for the memories, a brandnew collection exclusively from timelife. Ladies and gentlemen, the first man to set foot on the moon, neil armstrong. Announcer 10 dvds with bobs beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since the original broadcast. That isnt the first time ive been here. I thought it would be fun to bring somebody who would represent you all. What is your name . Dan . Hey, dan, this couldve been you. [laughter] announcer and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive historic collection. The hilarious comedy specials. Do you think insult humor is the easiest thing to come up with . Standing next to you, it is. Announcer the legendary christmas shows. Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy do you hear what i hear . Announcer and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. Bob i want to apologize for us being a little late. But coming out on the train, we had one of those chicken pilots who wont fly just because a couple of motors are missing. [laughter] announcer each show is full of laughing, dancing, and unforgettable music. Signore. You never forget the feel of a meadow in rome, wonderful rome announcer so call or go online to order thanks for the memories on 10 dvds for five payments of 19. 99. Bob if there was only more of me to go around. Announcer you will get the Legendary Comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bobs first tv special. Bob which camera is working . Announcer his first show in color. There are a few people who still remember you from motion pictures. [laughter] announcer hilarious bloopers. I dont care how rich you are, you cant disrupt this hospital. We are sick people here. There are sick people here. [laughter] announcer laughing with the president s. President carter i have been in office now for 489 days, and when i spend three more weeks, i will have stayed as many nights in the white house as bob hope has. Announcer and exclusive extras, like bobs memories of world war ii. I am here to apologize for crosby. Announcer call in the next three minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. Jack benny almost every tv comedian of course uses tv cue cards, but bob is the only one i know who uses them at house parties. He even used cue cards on his wedding night. He was so nervous, he threw up not now,and shouted, sweetheart, i have a headache. And his wife said, bob, you are reading my card. [laughter] [applause] announcer and thats not all, you will also receive this 32 page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bobs incredible career. That is the nicest thing you could have given us. Announcer and we are so convinced you will love thanks thanks for the memories that we will ship it for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you dont absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. Bob everybody get down off the ceiling. Announcer thanks for the memories is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. That is over 24 hours of music, comedy, and stars. Plus, a collectible memory book, all for just five payments of 19. 99. And well ship it for free. Bob that is just perfect. Announcer this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials available, and you will not find it in stores. You will only find it here on this exclusive tv offer. How about that . Announcer order now. Thanks for the memories its time to say so long ladies and gentlemen, bob hope. Announcer order now. The preceding has been a paid advertisement for time lifes video collection. Announcer the following is a paid advertisement for time lifes video collection. Carol burnett hello, im Carol Burnett. And i am here at cbs in los angeles, at studio 33. Come on in. Announcer from Television City in hollywood, its the Carol Burnett show. Carol burnett this is the stage where it all began. We shot all 11 seasons of our variety show here. We made so many great memories. No one has seen the first five seasons of the Carol Burnett show since they were first aired. No reruns, no web streaming, no dvd, nothing, until now. I just got the most exciting news time life will be releasing these for everybody to enjoy. They are here in the vault, so lets go look at them. Come on. Join me. Steve carell it was like a gang of friends putting on a show, and it happened to be seen by millions of people. Promo, take one. Carol hi, this is Carol Burnett. Be sure to watch my first show. My special guest will be private gomer pyle himself. Jim neighbors. Do you know who i am . No. Please continue. Ive got a girl for you. Good evening, your majesty. Now it is time for you to show us your talent. Julie they accomplished in one hour more songs, more dances, more spoofs, more skits whats the matter with her . What makes you think something is the matter . Her mouth is not moving. Carol here they are. Pretty wonderful. Tim conways first appearance is here. And my very first show with my guest jim neighbors. And my hero lucille ball. I cant wait to see this. Who is the midget . [laughter] thats our daughter, mildred junior. Why didnt you tell me we had a child . [laughter] i hate you, mr. Foxworth. Oh yes. I hate you. [laughter] my name is [laughter] oh,