Caramel longed in my left ventricle. But there is no excuse out there for you not trying it since it recently joined cherry garcia and chocolate chip cooky dough cookie dough as the only three flavors available in quart, pint, quarts and minishot, suck it chunky monkey. By the way, i dont believe in ice cream evolution. There is no way you evolved into chubby hubby. Of course, folks, when are you on top like i am, you are a target. For instance, last night i was relaxing like i always do by watching some late my jimmy fallon. Which was much harder to do before he got a tv show. laughter as i sat there, watching jimmy, i saw this. Jimmy, will you do the honors . Stephen what . Jimmy fallon has his own ice cream flavor . But i thought i was special. I guess with ben jerry its just scoop center thank you, sir. Well, now im depressed. laughter oh my god, what the hell is this . Jimmy fallons late night snack, whats in this . Salty caramel swirl and fudge covered potato chip clusterses . Are those ingredients or did the pringles man take a dump in an ice cream machine. applause i am telling you, fallon, theres room for only one ice cream in late night. So cancel your flavor, or i will turn late night snack into late night slop which i believe is chelsea handlers favor. I mean it not so fast. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause let the pint go, stephen. Or ill give your eyes cream a neopolitan necktie. Stephen okay, okay, stay cool, jimmy. Im sorry i insulted you. Your eyes cream is actually pretty good for 12 30. laughter stephen its just not ready for the 11 30 time slot yet. Thanks, steve. And your ice cream is okay too, as a pal at cleanser for. O. Stephen your eyes cream is like a Jimmy Fallon Snl scratch, halfway through you break down laughing and you cant finish it. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen your eyes cream is like your cameo in bewitched, i dont have an insult. I just wanted to remind people that you were in bewitched. Stephen you son of a bitch. I am. Stephen come on. Bring it. Stephen you think you can take me, old man. Im like ten years younger than you. Stephen shut up. Im calling in backup. Me too. Legions assess assemble. Stephen jon stewart cheers and applause jay leno laughter jay leno hello . Hey, jay, hows it going . Yeah, yeah, i understand. It is a long way. No, i understand, it was short notice. Okay bye. Jays not going to make it. Stephen lets get him any way way. Jon are we fighting fallon . Z yeah. Stephen . Jon because i thought we were fighting diabetes. I thought that is why you called me. I thought you were fighting diabetes. Stephen you fight diabetes with a bat. Stephen im not a doctor. laughter just going to poke some diabetics, thats all. Stephen you know what, i dont even know what i am doing in a fight between you ice cream barrons. Both with your own delicious flavors named after your own you know what . Im just going home no, im just going to go home and eat my own flavored ice cream, the daley sherbert with jon. Stephen with the. The daley sherbert. Stephen with who . With jon stewberry. laughter by the way, they both sound delicious. cheers and applause stephen well, sounds like a good flavor. I guess the only way to settle this is within with an ice cream eating contest. Yes. Whichever ice cream tastes better, it can be eaten faster. Stephen just like the best wines are the ones you can chug. Okay, ready . Go you are going down. No way, dude. Stephen, stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen well be r my baby drove up in a brand new cadillac. My baby drove up in a brand new cadillac. Look here, daddy, im never coming back. Discover the new spirit of cadillac and the best offers of the season. Lease this 2015 standard collection ats for around 329 a month. Romance the womens fragrance by byralph lauren. At macys. Your fragrance destination. Did you know you can use an ipalmost any apple device . Om really . Yeah. Give me a call on that macbook. Alright, call you now. [ringing] [french accent] hello, pierres bistro. Uhh, id like to make a reservation. [french accent] theres Nothing Available goodbye. Cmon dude. Dont hang up on me. Try again. Call me from the ipad. [ringing] [french accent] huhh huhh huhh. You call me back on ipad you think i give you a reservation you will never get a reservation table for four. [french accent] never stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, stephen aaagh. Brain freeze ha, brain freeze aaagh, aagh. Oh, my head whats happening . Whats 457ing. Oh my head. Whats happening, oh my god. Where are we . Were in ben jerrys world. No, i hate vermont. Hey there, mooochacos. You are in an you will altered state of butter pec consciousness to be better friends instead of acting like a couple of mooseholes. That makes no sense. Like [bleep] but with mooo. Fwho, we get that, its just kind of clumsy. Its not very good. Hello, im an ice cream cone. Are you here to tell us to be nice to each other too . No, im here to kill you. Aaah . Run, run away. Run, faster, faster running. Run away. Look, im flying. Im flying away. Oh my god. Somebody help us. Hes still there. Somebody help us. Ben jerry. cheers and applause thank you, thank you for killing the ice cream cone. No, hes just sleeping. But theres no much blood. Thats strawberry sauce. Besides, this is all just a hallucination, remember that when the cops come. Stephen and jimmy, you two ice creams dont need to compete. Youve got to end your banana split by walking down the rocky road to friendship. You know, stephen, baskin robyn is right. Ben jerry. What ever. I just wish there was some way to show our friendship for each other and end this hallucination. Why dont you play some mooosic. cheers and applause thank you. But with chocolate chunk and in the big swirl to the tub of harmony with the understanding and some mint together next well be serene with vanilla bean and potato chip i guess or waffle cone, thats nice and when we go together its a taste to be proud of when i pop a scoop of friendship on your sugar cone of love. Well be drenched in best friend syrup with cream all over your face well lick each others bowls all clean and sticky warm embrace laughter are we still talking about ice cream . Just go with it and when we get together its a taste to be proud of when i pop a scoop of friendship on your sugar cone of love. Well pop a scoop of friendship on your sugar cone of love. cheers and applause i love you. You seem nice. laughter bffs, best friends forever . Forever. Yes. Im not comfortable with that. Six months . Best friends for six months. Yeah cheers cheers and applause ben, jerry, jimmy fallon, jon stewart, well be right back. 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My guest tonight is a scientist and a National Geographic photographer who is here to talk ben dangered bees, ill tell him i dont believe in the collective bargaining rights of worker drones, please welcome mark move et. Moffett. Cheers plaution hey, mark, good to see you again. Pleasure. Welcome back. Now you are a long time friend of the show. Yes. Absolutely, thank you for meeting me here in a beautiful field of flowers. Its beautiful out here. And thank you for joining me at being the size of a bug. I try to shrink things down for people, make it simple. You study bugs for a living, correct. Yes. You study ants. , i study ants, yes. Now youre here with a new story about pollinaters. What is a pollinater and why should i care about pollinating things. Well, pollinating is something that plants need. You see plants just cant im not a plant though. Plants cant just walk up to another plant and have sex. Its not easy for plants so they often have to have an animal intermediary carry the polin to the next plant and do the deed. So if a plant has to involve another creature between itself and the other plant. So all plant sex is at least a freaky threeway. Yes, well a lot of it is. And you know, much of what you eat requires these animals, these pollinaters. We wouldnt have apples and oranges. We wouldnt have some of my Favorite Foods like chocolate and coffee unless animals were working really hard on our behalf. Would we still have french fries. We could probably have a few spuds but the really healthy foods, the good stuff requires pollinaters. Fruit rollups. I dont know what your diet is. But yeah. French fries and fruit rollups. A couple years ago i heard a lot about these bees disappearing. Are bees, honeybees and bees just disappearing, there was huge colony die off. The bee colonies are down by about a third. And basically the workers just abandon ship and leave the queen and she dies. Do we know why that is. Were not quite sure. We know we are stressing honeybees a lot because the average field of like alfalfa has a billion flowers and these bees have to spend like 60,000 hours a day total time for one life getting the work done of pollinating and making our food. How do you tell the bees to do the work. You dont have to. They just do it. They are the hardest working domestic animals. Dogs and horses dont do nothing compared to honeybees. And theyre just the tip of the pollination identity berg because there are all kinds of species out there that create our foods. And theyre essential. Im eating food created by animals. Is that hygienic. Your suit there,. Cotton. It is cotton that, made by bees, bees were involved in every fiber pollinating those cotton plants. Einstein i think famously said that if bees disappeared, humanity would be dead in four years because we wouldnt have anything to eat. The mass agriculture that we need we absolutely require bees. We require a lot of these species. Many of the tropical fruits require bats and other kinds. It is big animals. That is the fun thing about this story. I work with a group called the pollinater partnership to come back with all kinds of great new things that people probably havent seen before like lemmers in madagascar that pollinate plants. There are all kinds of gecoes and even a slug can pollinate a plant so many of these species out there are working all the time for us and to keep the environment safe and keep it active and growing and you have this thing called pollinater. Org, what is that. Thats, scientists working on pollination throughout north america work with pollinater partnerships and thats their web sitement you can go there and find out what is happening in terms of the disappearance or loss of bees and figure out what you should be actually planting in your backyard to support pollinaters and keep them healthy. We dont want to poison them by putting the wrong pesticides in the wrong placeses so there are simple things you can do, you can find there. And the article is an attempt to summarize a lot of this. And also to surprise people with some stories. You say that pollen when it came along for the first time was like mcdonalds for insects. It is mcdonalds for insects. Yeah. How come i dont see 800 pound butterflies . Well, they burn it off. They do. Monarch butterflies. I cant seem to burnoff my mcdonalds. If you flew south for the winter to mexico and back, like monarch does you would burnoff your mcdonalds french fries. I dont go to mexico, its too dangerous. Mark fo moffett, thank you so much. The new National Geographic on pollinaters is available now, scientist mark fo moffett, well be whats in your hamburger . Ive read that theres horsemeat in your food. What is really in your beef . Is the beef 100 . Your all beef patties, are they all beef . What is actually in the hamburgers . Stephen i got to say, its pretty good. Congratulations, jim. Good night. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much. You, you stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you, thank you. cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, folks. It so good to have you with me. I just wish the opposite was true. And let me explain what i mean here. I almost didnt come to work today, folks. I am just yeah, mi just so depressed that we still have a government. laughter stephen we were so close to shutting it down. And the democrats would have taken the blame. Because i agree with indiana congressman mike pence that nobody could have said that the shutdown was just republican brinksmanship. Were trying to have a victory for the republican people, for the republican people, trying to score a victory for the american people, not for the republican party. Stephen what an blooe blooep blooep wlooep, i mean republicans i mean americans. And folks, with no government we could finally have shaken off the yolk of useless regulatory agencies like the epa. And i was even ready to toast the lack of industrial oversight with this champagne flute of lead paint. laughter hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. Im getting hints of latex with a semi gloss finish. I even got up early on saturday morning to listen for the closings. Jim