Watching tv . laughter what are you, an effective communicator or something . everything got delayed because to have the president. They even had to hold back the Football Game on tv. No, they literally had to hold them back. 8 00 smash time no the president needs to talk no, smash laughter now, the president called the police to discuss the San Bernardino shooting last wednesday and to tell us how he plans to keep everybody safe from further domestic terrorism. So, mr. President , the sunday night lineup is yours. The threat from terrorism is real, but we will overcome it. We will destroy i. S. I. L and any other organization that tries to harm us. In iraq and syria airstrikes are taking out i. S. I. L leaders heavy weapons, oil tankers, infrastructure. In both countries were deploying special Operations Forces who can accelerate thato offensive. Were working with friends and allies to stop i. S. I. Ls operations. Trevor i know first of all, some people at home are going, who the hell is i. S. I. L . Isnt it i. S. I. S. . laughter so, basically, president obama wanted to affirm that we should come together to fight i. S. I. S. You know what, im not going to lie. I was a little underwhemed about the speech, because the last time obama interrupted us on sunday night was to tell everybody he had killed bin laden. Yeah, so i was hoping for a little more excitement, you know. I was hoping that maybe he was going to come out and tell us he was actually born in indonesia but its too late now, bitches [ applause ] laughter so office little underwhemed. Turns out, im not the only disappointed person. Look, mr. President. Were not afraid were angry pissed off 00 furious we want you to react we want you to do something youre afraid i mean, this guy is such a total pussy, its stunning laughter trevor this is one of those moments where i wish the guy was in the same room as the president. Lav laugh i could just picture obama at that moment going, why dont, uh, we, uh, take this outside . Why dont we, uh i really dont understand why calling someone a puss isy an insult, ive never understood this, because vaginas are such strong, powerful things. Humans come out of vaginas and theyre still working. Theyre instructible you just sit on a penis wrong and it breaks. You say someones a dick and sorry, i get carried away by this. By the way, hes an asshole. So president obama had to make is a speech to address the San Bernardino shooting and the National Conversation that followed. Really the whole nation and a lot of the world has been gripped by the story. Who were the killers . Why did they do it . What are their links to terrorism . Can we stop people like them . Those are the questions normal people ask. However, if youre a News Organization like msnbc, you ask, can we get into their house now . The owner of the apartment had his apartment here released to him by the f. B. I. , and hes currently at the front door where it was sealed up with wood and hes got some crowbars. Lets see if we can step in. As we step in, we see what it looks like. Unfortunately, there appears to be a little bit of a pushing and shoving, which im not sure we need to do. But as we step inside, well take a look and see what we have. Trevor oh, really, the pushing and the shoving is not sure what you need to do . Really . Im still learning the News Networks here, but is it supposed to be like the movie nightcrawler . Is that what supposed to be happening . You know where jake jake runs into crime scenes to get pictures of dead bodies . Because i think msnbc took that movie as an instructionable video. When the landlord let them in, they didnt know what they were looking for, they burst in and rummaged around like an episode of storage wars. Lets go to november to see if anything of importance was marked on the calendar. Nothing there. Its just sort of a typical sort of calendar. Trevor mmm. Lets see whats on this calendar. Mmm, ah, what did you think you would find on that calendar, a little x saying murder my coworkers . What . Go to dentist if still alive. Is that what youre going to find . While they were inside, msnbc left no irrelevant mundane stone unturned. Heres a computer. As you can see, the hard drive is gone so we have an lg monitor. We have a check from chaste to sayed farook for 7. 98. Trevor wow, worst Product Placement ever. laughter [ applause ] i wish i could say it was harmless bad journalism, before they decided to air personal photos about the families. Herens i. D. So california i. D. Let me look at it first, okay. bleep , bleep , bleep . That looks like somebodys ninth Birthday Party there. Lets make sure we dont lets okay, heres a picture of the child. Lets not show the child, kerry. Lets get away from that. This is probably not her because it says bleep on the back. Trevor no, its fine. Its just some other totally innocent muslim child tangentally connected to this against her will, so this is fine. Yeah, and heres her name and picture. So maybe they doxed the mom on national tv. Thats all right. The owner mr. Miller permitted this press tour of the family. The f. B. I. Cleared all the useful evidence out. Exactly, and hes given us permission to come in and touch this stuff so its not as if im touching things i shouldnt be touching audience reacts trevor wait. The phish already took anything you would be interested in, so you just broadcasted unnecessary personal information on live tv, knowing there was really no news value involved. So i guess, technically, youre wrong. There is one thing you shouldent have been touching and thats the record button on your camera. Well be right back. cheers and applause do you know the secret to a happy home in these modern times . Its a housewife whos in control of the finances. 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Are you here to take the show back . Oh, man, i heard about this in american tv are you taking the show back . No, trust me trust me a thousand times no actually, i have this issue, i care about it very deeply and i was wondering, i want to get attention paid to it, but i was realizing i dont have a show, and nobody gives a bleep anymore. So i thought, you have a show, and maybe i could come and trevor hey. Im here for you, jon. My show is your show, my friend. Oh trevor yeah cheers and applause what do do you need . Let me just trevor no, im not gonna i understand. Thats good. So back in 2010, okay, after far more lobbying than should have ever been necessary, Congress Passed what was called the zadroga act, healthcare for 9 11 First Responders after the government told them it was safe but it gave them cancer. Trevor so had to celebrate the an versus ri. No, they funded the act five years. They wanted to make sure the program wouldnt have people who would try to cheat it and you could scientifically prove a link between the responders horrible diseases and toxic air they were breathing day in and day out working at ground zero. Trevor and youre here because they couldnt prove the link . No, they proved the link. Trevor i see, but there was a lot of fraud. There was no fraud. Trevor so no reason to not renew it permanently. Youre not from around here, are you . Of course there was no reason not to renew it permanently, but they did not renew it win anywa it expired in september, soon to be out of money, many First Responders, sick with cancer, pulmonary disease, had to travel at their expense to washington, d. C. Hundreds of times to plead for our government to do the right thing. Trevor youre here to tell us once congress saw the First Responders, obviously, their renewed vigor came in, they renewed the healthcare funding and made it permanent, right . Thats what youre saying, right . Youre not from around here. whispering they have not done that. Trevor that doesnt make sense, jon stewart i know the only conclusion i can draw is that the people of congress are not as good a people as the people who are First Responders. Trevor oh, well, jon cheers and applause i dont know. Thats what i think. Trevor i dont know, john, you cant say that because how would you know . Last week, i had the distinct honor of accompanying some of these heros on one of their many trips down to the capitol to see how in gods name this is in any way a continue verse oral contrr nonpriority issue. Its easy to take our congress for granted but seeing it first hand is truly humbling. Im sheer in the russell building to witness the majesty of our nations legislative process. The beauty, compassion, intelligence im just bleep you. Im here to see if shame works, the emotion you might have if you were a senator who said we would not forget our heros but did by not extending this bill. Were going to stop in to rand pauls office. Is he in . I dont know, there may have been a briefing. We were wondering if senator johnson is home. Im not sure. Let me check. Trick or treat, anybody we could speak to about the 9 11 responders bill senator portman has yet to support . Is there . One who it would be appropriate to be upset with . Yes, sir, i would be happy to check for you if you thank you so much, i really appreciate it. Who can i give this to . Who can i follow up with . I appreciate it. Yeah, so actually we cant record inside the office. If we could step outside. We can record out in the hallway . Why is that you cant record in the office, is it acoustics . I believe hes at a committee meeting. The bill has been taken out and were lost again and these are these guys are all dying so we would like to stop that. No, i totally understand. You dont want it in the shame chamber, you want it in the shame hallway. Heres my card. We would love to set up a time with you on camera. Theyre like in many ways meerkats or prairie dogs but if they sense danger, boom, right back into the hole. If we need to wait here until hes ready, im happy to do that. I dont know if you know this, i dont really have a life anymore. Im unemployed now, so im really available all day. Okay. And i have your card, so ill get back to our scheduler as well. Didnt know this country was known for cranberries. Number one cranberry producer in the state, yeah. Some people got meetings. Who are you . New energy. See you guys. Passing this act seems like a no brainer let me ask you a question. All right, lets see there was a monster under your bed or in your closet and you were scared of the monster and people came in, very helpful people, First Responders to the monster situation, and they helped get rid of the monster, clean up after the monster for months but because they got monster juice on them, got sick. Would you help those people . Yes. No. Hold on one second. No . You would be a Good Congress person. Would you guys take care of the people . Yes. It seems obvious. So what i would say is this is our senator mcconnell you be senator mcconnell in this and you would be, uh, normal human people. You know what . Thank you you guys for listening. What time is snack . Soon . We caught up with senator portman on his way from voting to make sure people on the terrorist watch list could still buy guns. Well let them know i support it. The question is how to pay for it. You know you can find money when you want. So that pay for it stuff really doesnt reach its not passing the litmus test with me at all. That night, senator portman of ohio signed on to the bill. Maybe shame does work. If it doesnt, maybe we should follow around Mitch Mcconnell making this face at him. Trevor back with more from trevor back with more from jon ono offdays, or downtime. Ason. Opportunity is everything you make of it. This winter, take advantage of our seasons best offers on the latest generation of cadillacs. The 2016 cadillac srx. Get this lowmileage lease from around 339 per month, or purchase with 0 apr financing. cheers and applause trevor i get to say this one time and one time only welcome back to the daily show with trevor noah with jon stewart cheers and applause this guy is here. So just to bring you up to speed, today were talking about the zadroga reauthorization act which gives permanent healthcare to First Responders injured through their work at ground zero. Sounds like a nobrainer. Jon, whats holding it up now . No brains. There are more than enough senators and representatives who support this to do it. It comes down to the speaker of the house paul ryan of wisconsin. Right now as we speak, the house is still trying to pull money out of the healthcare portion of this bill. I believe when push comes to shove paul ryan is going to do the right thing because ultimately he is still human. laughter then theres dr. Doom you could say that. Senate majority leader Mitch Mcconnell. He is the key to getting this done and so far he has been an enormous obstacle, unwilling to move the bill forward for purely political reasons. Trevor yeah, but, jon, to pure its purely political, you would have to have a video of mcconnell supporting or even sponsoring a similar bill granting permanent healthcare for national securityrelated workers who happen to live in his home state. Thats a brilliant idea, trevor roll 212. During the cold war, workers at paducahs gas diffusion plant are patriots who did some of the most dangerous work. We found out along the way it was more dangerous than we were made aware of. Exposure to radiation was making some workers sick. They needed help. Senator income connell took it on his own to do so much for these people who did so much for the country. The programs wouldnt be here without him. Im Mitch Mcconnell, i approve this message. Trevor this is bleep crazy that is correct. And if youre looking for more direct parallels, it gets worse. We created the Energy EmployeesOccupational Illness Compensation Program to ensure that our Nations Nuclear workers finally now get the attention they deserve from their government. Medical screening is available to all paducah workers so that they may be tested and treated for any illness they contract as a result of working at the plant. And rightfully so. And that bill cost more than what the 9 11 First Responders are asking for, more. So this clearly isnt about Mitch Mcconnells objections to permanent Healthcare Programs for heroic workers. Trevor so the question is what is it . Heres what i believe it is senator niche niche seh mcconnell doesnt give a bleep about anything but politics. The First Responders of the act were told it would be included in the transportation bill passed last week. Mitch mcconnell of kentucky pulled it out of the transportation bill when he didnt get concessions about loosening oil export regulations. Trevor so he used the health of 9 11 First Responders as a bargaining chip to make it easier to sell oil . Yes, trevor. Hes not nice laughter so i dont know what else to do to make sure this bill happens. We dont know what else to do trevor well, you know, jon, back in 2010, didnt this very show have a panel of First Responders that helped get the zadroga act passed . Yes, hearing from a panel of First Responders firsthand who were struggling with their health was undeniably powerful. It was a wonderful thing to hear from them personally. Trevor there is your answer. Why dont we get that panel back together again . Thats amazing thats exactly lets do this lets do this lets get it back cheers and applause hey, kenny. Hey, jon. Kenny spect, everybody. applause just out of curiosity, where is everybody . Just you and i. Five and a half years ago we did a show. 75 of the panel is no longer here. Two of the people have illnesses and, obviously, by law, i cant comment on how sick they are and john devlin, who sat at the last chair, an operating engineer, passed away since our show. So i think we brought the statistics to show that, when we did the show five and a half years ago, four men sat here. Its just you and i. This is the reality of peoples lives that are affected by this. And even the idea that you had to come here five and a half years ago to plead your case on National Tele