Welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you so much. My guest tonight, from the angry birds movie, Jason Sudeikis is joining us. cheering, applause yeah. With the birds. Hes here with the birds from the movie. Uh, but first, big news coming out of virginia. Mike webb wants to be the next congressman to represent virginias eighth district. Probably didnt help his chances today with a facebook post. He uploaded this screenshot of a map to an event, but he didnt crop it just right, and his internet browser tabs just happened to be for pages titled tight booty and sexy amateur. Ookay, no, no, wait, wait. Lets not jump to conclusions here, people. We dont know why he had those porn tabs open. Yeah. Maybe he was planning his next attack ad, you know . Like, hi, im mike webb. As you know, im on the record for supporting tight booty. My opponent supports loose booty and the softcore stuff where you only see boobs. Hes wrong for virginia and wrong for virjacking it. It could have been that you never know, you never know. And, you know, i wont lie theres something refreshing about this guy, you know . Not only does he support hardworking amateurs, but hes, uh, clearly trying to give his constituents a new level of transparency. If im voting for a politician, i want to know about his tax returns, his voting record and whether hes into creepy asian diaper stuff. These are things that i want to know. What fascinates me the most about this story is the fact that he had the porn tabs open and then he posted something about his campaign, which begs the question, did he stop . Did he. Was he in the middle and then went, oh, that gives me an idea. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Jusjust a thought, just a thought, just a thought. All right, uh, but lets move on now to the browser tab that america refuses to close donald trump. He won the oregon primary last night, but that wasnt the only contest that people were paying attention to. Man trump. Kelly. The interview weve waited for. Donald trumps longawaited interview with megyn kelly. Reporter fox news anchor sitting with donald trump. Its a blockbuster. Hotly anticipated. Facetoface interview with the billionaire candidate himself. Whatever your plans are for this evening, you should probably cancel them. Thats right even if youre driving your pregnant wife to the hospital. Cancel that bleep . Just like, unless youre giving birth to an hdtv, were watching that interview. Cancel your plans . What a strong. What if my plan was to watch the interview . Then what do i do now, shep smith . What do i do now . What do i do now . Seriously, the hype for this event was out of control. You know, its. It was like if apple revealed the new iphone in the middle of a new beyonce song in the middle of the new star wars sequel. It was. It was so hyped up. And until last night, trump had been boycotting kellys show, despite it being the second highest rated cable news show. And he had good reasons. Youve call women you dont like fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals. Your twitter account has several disparaging comments about womens looks. You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president . Yeah, wow. That doesnt even sound like the temperament of a man we should elect as assistant manager at chilis. He looks pretty good in that outfit, you got to admit. You got to admit. cheering, applause and that debate. That debate was just the jumpingoff point for a feud thats been going on for months now. I dont have a lot of respect for megyn kelly. Shes not very tough and shes not very sharp. Shes zippo. I certainly will not apologize for doing good journalism. I have no respect for her. I dont think shes very good. We the press are the counter punchers. Wewe are paid to hold the president ial candidates to account. Megyn kelly is a lightweight. Were really the only thing that stands between them and the oval office, so we have to ask tough questions. Wow, this isnt trumpkelly, this is mayweather. Mayweatherpacquiao, you know . Yeah. Well, except for the fact that theres no way they make boxing gloves small enough for Donald Trumps tiny hands. That would be the only thing. Poke you in the eye. Ow ow, my eye. My eye. So, the world was ready. The world was ready for megyn kelly to face the beast with her hardheard. Hardhitting journalism and unrelenting pursuits of accountability, and last night on Primetime Network tv, the fight was on. bell dings lets begin. Thank you for sitting down with me. There had to be a moment on stage at a Campaign Rally or one night after a win where it occurred to you, i could actually be the president. When was that . Were you ever bullied . Has anyone ever hurt you emotionally . I want to talk for a minute about the tweeting. Okay. Set the scene for me. You pick up your iphone and actually tweet yourself . Yes. Usually after 7 00 or 8 00, ill do it my myself. What . What is this . What the hell was it . Like, this was sold as a bloodbath, but in the end it just turned out to be one of those couples bath that only exists in, like, the cialis commercials. What. What is that . What are those questions . What. Okay, but youbut you know what, but you know what, im sure megyn kelly knows what shes doing. You see, unlike cialis, shes softening trump up. And then, and then, just when he drops his guard boom the comment about john mccain you prefer people who werent captured. Um, the comment about Carly Fiorinas face. But do you regret any of those comments . Uh, yeah, i guess so. But you have to go forward. You make a mistake, you go forward, and you. You know, you can correct a mistake, but to look back and say, gee whiz, i wish i didnt do this or that, i dont think thats good. I dont even think. In a certain way, i dont even think thats healthy. I want to talk a little bit about your family. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa what. Wait, what just happened there . The guy who wants to control the most powerful military in the world just said he doesnt think its healthy to reflect on mistakes. And theres no followup question . You just move on . Ththats like if thethe producers of the jinx heard robert durst say, i killed them all, and they were just like, great, so, uh, what was it like growing up in scarsdale . Thats not the question. You know, llast nights interview didnt seem to be about journalism or the Republican Party or even the election. It seemed like it was about two brands, donald trump and megyn kelly, and whether they could forge a mutually beneficial partnership. You know, just like chipotle teams up with bacteria to help you lose weight. Or, or maybe. Or maybe it was just couples therapy. And this moment especially summed up the entire interview. When you and i were having our little difficulty, um, you probably had some pretty nasty tweets sent your way. But you retweet some of those. Its not just the fans. Yeah, but not the more nasty ones. You would be amazed at the ones i dont retweet. Bimbo . Uh. Well, there was a retweet. Yeah. Did i say that . Many times. Ooh. Okay. Excuse me. chuckles chuckling did i do that . Excuse me . Thatsthats all your answer is . Excuse me . Were talking about misogyny, not a fart. Excuse me . And, megyn kelly, i dont get it. You spent months lambasting trump for his sexist comments, and now youre just laughing it off. Ii cant believe this, but megyn kelly just got negged by donald trump. He repeatedly insulted her and then all of a sudden switched it up with a little charm, and, just like that, shes all smiles. And, you know what, i dont blame megyn kelly for that. Thats just the power of trump. In fact, that technique even worked on our own desi lydic when she interviewed trump. Mr. Trump, im just gonna come out and say it, youre bad for women. You objectify us, you call us fat pigs. On twitter, you blamed Hillary Clinton for her husbands infidelity. Uh, well, there was a retweet. Yeah. Did i say that . Yes. You even said people shouldnt vote for Carly Fiorina because her face is ugly. Ooh. Okay. Excuse me. chuckles hes so damn charming so charming thats why we sent roy wood jr. To set trump straight. Look, trump, enough of your bleep . Running around talking about the blacks, people getting punched at your rallies, and on twitter you out here supporting the goddamn kkk. Uh, well, there was a retweet. Yeah. Did i say that . Yyeah, you said that, man. Who else am i talking about . You think im talking about the cameraman over here . Youre just running your mouth, running your mouth. You better apologize. Ooh. Okay. Excuse me. chuckles oh, man you still my boy, man. All day like o. J. Give me some dap. He got roy, too he got roy, too. So we sent in ronnie chieng. Hey, man, why you keep talking all this bleep about immigrants . I want to bleep you so hard right now. You know what, you know what, i get it. I get it. I know that trump may be a torturesupporting, muslimdisparaging horseman of the apocalypse, but, dont forget, when hes president and its all going to bleep , well all get to look at that smile. Aw. Well be right back. cheering and applause aw. Well be right back. Tecit listens to us. Ng thing. [siri] how may i help you . It shows us the way. It expands our minds. And gives us vision. Where once we had none. This is how civilization moves forward. This is how we get coffee. The 2016 corolla. 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Its the daily show versus justin trudeau. The battle for north america. Why are you trying to destroy north america . Are you letting anyone walk in, and just [bleep] up. North america was built with people fleeing percent keution, consulates, trying to build a better life. Its too open, too free. Mr. Jt, i went to customs and they are lick what are you here to do. And i am like i am here to roast Prime Minister justin trudeau. And do you know what the guy said . Have a nice day. What if i came here to literally roast you . You might find that i little more difficult than you than you think. Are you going to kick my ass right now . Are you going to literally roast me . No. Then were fine. Things were getting heated in ottawa. Luckily, i had america to back me up. Right now 51 of americans oppose letting any Syrian Refugees into the u. S just like we had the guts to say no to jewish refugee children, hungarian slaiing mass murders and the vietnamese. I see it like a high school party. I have a handful of your friends, the party is going great and then you hear the Brown High School has some people coming over. You better lock the door before they shall lock the doors. As soon as you lock doors you are narrowing your circle, and it gets smaller and smaller until it is finally just yourself and your buddy and you have no one to party withness. I dont think you no he what an upper deck certificate. Its when someone goes number two. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, its not pretty. Yeah. Its just you know, i think maybe we have better faith in the people we invite over. Faith . Youre talking about the greatest canadian terrorist threat since september 11th 2rbgs 001, the day nickelback unleashed their breakthrough album on america. The real fact, look it up. You know what, nickelback is all right. But you know what isnt all right . Terrorists on moose fat crossing our northern borer. Mr. Trudeau, you can not trust these people. Will you bring in isis that is impervious to cold. And ice, isis, do awe groo not to not let in sir yn refugees, i will give you this. This say neam cup. This ask not the stanley cup. I bought this from a guy named stanley cup. This is technically stanleys cup. There you go. We are going to earn this fair and square next year. So you are telling me you are still going to accept Syrian Refugees. We will do it because it is the right thing to do if you want to give me this nice tinfoil thing, i will keep it too. No, i mean im going to keep stanleys cup. No, its okay. Jeez, i thought canadians were supposed to be pushovers it was time to stop pulling punches and sct real question. Mr. Prime minister, we are sitting here in the wake sov many terror attacks. How you can be sure letting in all of these refugees, that even. 01 become radicalized. You could be living with 25 different paris attacks, 25 different belgium attacks. How you can go to sleep at night knowing that risk is imminent . We live in a world where there are always risks. And the question is how much do you want to live in fear of those risks . The best counter to the kind of radicalization and marginalization that weve seen in other parts of the world is to create an Inclusive Society where everyone including and especially muslim canadians have every opportunity to succeed just like anybody else. Okay, fair point. But every time i turn on my tv i hear this. Isis has hatched a plan to infiltrate the refugee population. They are using our own humanity against us. Now we have terrorists coming too the united states. Good job mr. President. It seemed pretty [bleep] clear to me that winter is coming. Not everyone in syria is terrorist. Hey, i forgot about you guys. There are much people, good people, good muslims, good christian, good yazidi. They dont like the war and dont like the isi. I dont know. All right. Im willing to admit that some refugees arent terrorists. But still, they are just so foreign. One of the great things about canadian culture is we figured out that its done by addition. So you know, you take flavors and perspectives and you know, experience of the world, and you create Something Better than the sum of its parts. Wait a minute, flavors. Ingredients, hes talking about a melting pot. Thats our thing. Are we really going to let canada steal our brand . America has always been the land of opportunity. And yes, weve also kind of been afraid of rich gees too. But were at our best when wee stairing terrorists right in the face and say kiss our white, red, black, brown and beige or blue asss or as one put it, if we were to prepare absolute safety, we would not have freedom. Thanks sarah palin, and thanks, canada. Trevor thank you, hasan. Well be right back. Oh with a little bit of uh uh, and a little bit of i said, its getting hot in herre new watermelon from limearita. The bold margarita. And uh, i dont even remember taking this one. Well be in touch. 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Kenneth, are they closing the stage this afternoon for auditions . Whats on that piece of paper . Oh, miss maroney. Your forehead it should not be doing anything. I just had botox i know exactly whats happening happening. Whoa this is a bad streaming experience. It really shows a real fun. announcer dont let bad streaming ruin a good show. Dont look at me announcer only verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lt network. Can your network say that . Switch now, buy a galaxy s7, and get one free. Plus up to 650 back, only on americas best network. Back. Tonights guest is the star of the angry birds movie. Remember, the goal is the castle, get to the castle. Who wants to go first . Over here. I do. Me, me. All right, mai woulda. Always a brides maid. Step right up. Shoot it. Oakey doak. Fire and a one and. Take that. Incoming. Baby, move. Huh, she can shoot fireballs out of her butt. Trevor please welcome Jason Sudeikis. All right, all right. That say fun handshake you have there man. Thats my, you know, nominee handshake. That is what that is. Trevor you like pulled me in there, is that like a thing. That is what when i worked at snl my first year, i think, was at the height of the apprentice. And donald trump hosted and that is how he shook hands. Whenever he shakes hands he kind of pulls you into him. I watched him do it with i hate to give it a what. Trevor now were going to start looking for, that pulling people in. Its like. Trevor a power move. I would is there any other move