The brexit vote because they want to stay in the e. U. Trevor oh scotland is threatening to leave the u. K. oh if that happens, where else will england find music that sounds like a piece of carpet is farting at you . Oh laughter usually after a vote both sides have to regroup and retrench and thats why david cameron, against brexit, is stepping down. The winning side also seems to be losing. Boris johnson, former mayor of london, scoop of human mashtd potatoes, was the face of the human campaign. When the question is who would replace cameron, everyone knew it would be business casual shrek. Who is the next Prime Minister of this country . Well, i must tell you, my friends, i have concluded that person cannot be me. Trevor yes. So the person who basically convinced britain to leave europe now doesnt want anything to do with this whole fiasco. Yeah, britain is basically knocking on his door like boris, boris, i did what you wanted, i left europe for you and now i want to be with the one i love. Hes like yes, but i concluded unfortunately that person cannot be me. If boris was the face of the leave campaign, this guy was the ass. Nigel farage, leader of the far right wing party ukip. Has been pronationallisms, antiimmigrants and antiEuropean Union. Having won the cam spain to separate from europe, nigel went back to the European Union to extend a hand of friendship. Nigel farage welcomed with boos to the e. U. Parliament. I would like to see a grownup and sensitive attitude on negotiate ago different relationship. I know virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives. booing you know, when i came here 17 years ago and i said i wanted a leave campaign to get britain to leave the European Union, you all laughed at me. Well, i have to say, youre not laughing now, are you . Trevor what a whacko. Thats what this was all about, revenge . Well, youre all not laughing now, are you you realize britain still needs the e. U. For trade. Once the brexit is official, they decide whether your economy lives or dies, your future is in their hands. Like telling your surgeon you slept with his life weight before you go under. Careful what you put inside me, doc. By the way, i can tell you who i wasnt careful inside. Anyway, good luck in there. laughter right now Great Britain is dealing with economic uncertainty, diplomatic turmoil and Political Leadership showing no signs of being able to lead. At times like this, its a shame that in a time of such upheaval there isnt a singular figure for the country to turn wait a minute. They have a queen. Theyve a queen, people surely thats the one time it can come in handy. Earlier this week the queen met with a northern iceland politician and when asked whats been on her mind, turns out, no time for brexit in her calendar. Quite busy. Yeah. Quite a lot going on. A lot of things happening. Yes. Ive had two birthdays, so we have been quite busy. laughter trevor what . Brexit is happening and youre talking about two birthdays . Thats suspicious, people. Why do i get the feeling anytime the queen gets close to the news someone shuts her down . Oh, look looks like britain voted to leave the happy birthday to you happy birthday to you well be right back she could be my little freckled face fidgeter me but miniature sleeping on the sofa till she tackles and i tickle her the whisperer i could be your listener telling me your stories while im showing her her signature, the scribbler take on any road with intuitive all wheel drive the nissan rogue, murano and pathfinder. An ovenbaked digiorno . Or waiting for delivery . Did you have that beard when we ordered . A hot, freshbaked crust . Or . Did we order extra soggy . Dont settle for delivery. Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. The daily show. Tonight is a bittersweet moment at the daily show. Our beloved correspondent Jessica Williams is leaving us to create her own show on comedy central. Fortunately, we have one final report from jess on a group of donald Trump Supporters who may surprise you. After an impassioned democratic primary between the curb your enthusiasm guy and mother of dragons, the voting is finally over. With Hillary Clinton as their nominee the d. J. Party united without controversy. J. K. , yall. Im bleep with you i wont vote for hillary. I cant vote for her. Were not just going to automatically vote for the demon because youre saying the devil is there. How can it get worse . Onefourth of Bernie Sanders says they will actually vote for donald trump. Yep, thats worse. I gathered a bunch of actual loyal Bernie Sanders supporters together to see if this could possibly be true. Probably i will be looking at trump. Im going to have to go with trump. Trump. Why . He has diarrhea of the mouth, but a lot of things he says are things a lot of people may think. Like racist things . Racist things i would say, yeah. He is a bigot and a racist. However you dont have to continue with however. Where are you going to go with that. Im about to go there. Hillary has been a scam artist all her life. Life. I hope the f. B. I. Comes and indicts her. I was starting to suspect this wasnt about trump at all. Hillary will bring us to war within 90 days of her inauguration. Okay. Hillary clinton is a stack of garbage. Shes a stack of garbage is this. More like a leprechaun to me. What has a leprechaun ever done to you . They disgust me. Hold up, so they think hillary is this . But they want to vote for this . Money, money, i want more money, i dont even know why. How do you go from a leftwing progressive like bernie to a man who worships money only slightly less than himself . Maybe im missing something. Can you name one thing donald trump and Bernie Sanders have in common . Bernie and donald do not have a super pac. Actually, donald trump has, like, four super pacs. Bernie and trump both dont have hair. Anything else . Theyre both old. Anything else . They both want to be president. Thats all it takes, huh . Cant they see its bernie and hillary who have similar policies and views . Their views are totally opposite. Hillary clinton and Bernie Sanders views are totally opposite . Right. What about Bernie Sanders and Donald Trumps views . Okay. Okay what . Are they totally opposite . laughter hell, yeah. This is not a robot shortcircuiting, these are people who are going to vote so show them how opposite bernie and trump are, im going to play a game who yelled it best, donald trump or Bernie Sanders. First, when mexico sends its people, theyre bringing crime, rapists and im sure some are good people. Trump. Good healthcare must be effective. Bernie. I would end obamacare and replace wut something terrific. Trump. What gave it away . The third grade level wording. You will never learn what i am thinking. Trump. Hitler. Sounds like trump, doesnt it . Trick question. I got you, like a leprechaun. Wow, except for the hitler thing, you did really well. You know why . They are literally the opposite people. Its not going to donald trump, its going away from Hillary Clinton. Okay. Maybe an analogy will help. Last weekend i wanted to go to this new restaurant but my friends wanted to go to an old restaurant. I got voted. Instead of eating with them, i went to an alley and ate a pile of dog bleep . At least i no its doo doo. Do these people just love doo doo . You would rather have a 100 turd than a maybe secret turd . Yes. What if the maybe d o. A. O ky is less okay and just a little less progressive than Bernie Sanders. Well have to chew on that. There is no way to convince these Bernie Sanders to change their minds. At least one has his priorities in order. Are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton in november . Yes. Snap go on so zero chance you vote for donald trump . Im going to make sure i do everything i can to make sure donald trump is defeated. Trevor Jessica Williams, everybody cheers and applause what with an exciting and yet sad moment at the same time. Yep. Trevor we tried. We tried to put together all of your greatest moments, but the truth is no one show can do them justice. You are the coolest, most awesome person. This building is going to suffer a severe lack of j. Willieness without you. I got a lot of willie style. Trevor so to say goodbye, we tried to put together a tiny bit of what makes you as amazing as you are. So please enjoy. Hey, guys. Its tvs Jessica Williams. Arms and legs arms and legs screaming okay, okay, thats racist. Brace yourself, might want to sit down, but beyonce is black. Why would we need a tractor on this farm . Fun. Try this. Is that pioneer choking that native american dude to death or do i have something crazy in my eye . Look at me i dont know technology what the bleep is going on . I just want to live in a world where i can ride a freakin real hover board. You want to kick out a church that is homophobic. It would be a Perfect Place for our young people to live. Whaaaaaaaat trevor Jessica Williams, everybody cheers and applause wow, jessica, i think i speak for everyone on the show, especially your foreign correspondents whoa, whoa, chill out, african trevor its the correspondents, everybody cheers and applause we can speak for ourselves ill go first because im the white guy. Jess, it has been an honor working with you. When i came in, i was so impressed by how young and talented you were, it almost made me angry. Now as you leave, im honored to say that i am still pissed. You covered so many important stories about black women and gay rights and pastors who think there is semen in starbucks coffee. Before you go, jess, there is one big reason were on the show today, can i get your autograph . Trevor guys, i it was so beautiful. You should be ashamed. Im getting jessicas office. Jessica, we cannot say goodbye to you enough. It is farewell. You will be close by hopefully, your show is amazing and youre always welcome. Jessica williams, everybody. cheers and applause [ tires screech ] flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh she slimed me. Which i probably shouldve seen coming. [ laughs ] pretty much over. Shows friend wish we could start it from the beginning. jon bon jovi with directv, you can. You see, weve got the power to turn back time lets start over, lets rewind and lets go back and not quit the gym and have a chance to say goodbye to grampy tim oh, thats the power to turn back time. vo get the ultimate allincluded bundle. Call 1800directv. 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Now through july 31st, a portion of each sale of specially marked cherry extra strength 5hour energy® shots benefits the special Operations Warrior Foundation. We hope you will join the fight. The daily show. My guest tonight is a bestselling author whose new book is called but what if were wrong . Please welcome Chuck Klosterman cheers and applause welcome to the show. Great to be here. Trevor you are one of the smartest people i know. Whenever i hear you on a podcast, read one of your eggs says or books, im, like, this man thinks about everything. How much l. S. D. Or mushrooms have you taken . Well, i think the right amount, which is enough but not too early in life. I got into life a ways. Trevor so you have enough to base it off of and the hallucinations make it work out . Yeah, somebody told me your life is like a boat and drugs are like the wind, and you cant get too much wind when youre young because your boat will cap size, so you have to be older. Trevor i feel like thats a weird just justification for. Not too much wind when youre young. laughter lets talk about the book, but what if were wrong . This is something ive spoken about for so long. Ive asked my friends, how do we know were right . In any decision, whether political, sports, how we perceive history, what if were wrong, and you talk about it so many different ways in the book, youre saying we can be wrong, and people have been wrong, but surely this excludes oprah. Oprah cannot be wrong, right . She has a lot of confidence and that sometimes is the same as being right. Trevor is that a thing . No, not true at all. laughter thing, is the history of ideas is pretty much the history of people being wrong. Trevor yes. So even though in the present tense we have a general certainty of what reality is like, in all likelihood, unless were living in a completely different time frame where the rules no longer apply, at some point, in 300 or 500 or 1,000 years, theyre going to look back at this period and most of the most entrenched ideas will seem either mildly absurd or surprisingly accurate. Like people will be shocked that we were right about some of the things that we based our understanding of the world on. Trevor whats a good example of that in history . Whats the most glaring example where we go they were completely wrong at the team but they thought completely right. The easiest example was probably gravity. When i would go to scientists and people of disciplines, i would say, okay, man im cool, so i said it that way hey, man, im not trying to contradict your view of reality because in all likelihood, your view is mine. I just want to know if there is any possibility or likelihood that we are essentially wrong about something thats really meaningful . Then because i didnt want to seem like a crazy person, i go, i know some things are off the table like gravity. And one guy, brian green, was like, no, its not. And i thought to myself, well, this book may work. If the thing im theme im using the unchangeable idea is changeable. 2,000 years, gravity was aristotles idea, science interlocked with philosophy. A rock doesnt float because a rock wants to be on the ground. It has agency and craves the ground because it wants to be in the center of the universe and of course the earth is the center of the universe. They all then shifted with newton and einstein. This idea we have about gravity now, even though it seems so rational and kind of accepted universally, its 350 years old. So we were wrong for 2,000 years and now were certain about something whose life span is still relatively short. Is it possible that, in another 800 years, this period will seem crazy . Seems very possible to me, even though i dont necessarily know why that will happen. Trevor that raises the question, donald trump. laughter could we be be wrong . Yeah, well, that would be the thing. Trevor could we look back and go, wow, he made America Great again . laughter it is this sort of terrifying idea. No one is going around saying if we could just get him in office, it would be great. There is the assumption hes the least qualified person possible to be this far in the race and if he became president it would somehow destroy democracy and the thing is this is happening because of democracy. Were worried about him destroying democracy but the way this is set up, anyone can be president , you dont have to be qualified. Trevor so destroy democracy to stop donald trump . Its the pa paradox of livin. Trevor i think its the price worth paying. We believe democracy is great . We even question it. Trevor this is a powerful discussion. I should have taken weed before we man you really need to read the book. Fascinating. Thanks. Trevor thank you so much for coming. So many questions, so many answers, but what if were wrong . Is available now. Chuck klosterman, everybody cheers and applause squuuuack, lets feed him lets feto the sharks sharks yay and take all of his gold and take all of his gold ya and hide it from the crew ya. . Squuuuack, theyre all morons anyway i never said that. They all smell bad too. No you all smell wonderful i smell bad if youre a parrot, you repeat things. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Squuuuack, its what you do. Ba da ba ba ba 5 truth or dare is back. Aha cinnamon. Milk. Cinnamilk. Cinnamon toast crunch. Crunch crave those crazy squares. Cinnamilk an ovenbaked digiorno . Or waiting for delivery . Did you have that beard when we ordered . A hot, freshbaked crust . Or . Did we order extra soggy . Dont settle for delivery. Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Take on any road with intuitive all wheel drive the nissan rogue, murano and pathfinder. cheers and applause trevor that is our show for tonight. Thanks for tuning in. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. A woman woke up with surgery on her jaw, she woke up with a british accent. People who dont know me, where are you from . Rosenburg. Right here woman good evening, from Hofstra University in hempstead, new york, im candy crowley, from cnn state of the union. crowd cheering and applauding welcome to the second president ial debate. Tonights debate is at town hall, and our audiences 82 undecided voters from the long island area, with questions selected based on the severity of their accents. Their questions are known to me and my team only. 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