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Going to be a really interesting chat. But today was another earthquake of a day in washington, right . Todays latebreaking news, because this happened lit reallily every day now, right, we start the day going i cant believe what trump did yesterday. By the end of it it is more like i cant remember what trump did yesterday, that was so long ago. Well, todays news was that the Justice Department is now appointing a special counsel to head the investigation into Russian Election med el meddling, right . Thats a good thing, yes. And people are talking about President Trump being in real trouble this time, which means for trump, its a normal wednesday. Like when he heard they appointed a special counsel, he was probably like special, like important, or special like the guy i made fun of, which one . So the new man of the hour is robert mueller, right, who actually ran the fbi before comey. And he had been enjoying himself in private law practice. I can only imagine him sitting at home watching all this comey stuff probably saying man, im glad im not part of this any more. Im just like ring ring hello, yeah, oh for gods sake. Would it help if i said im too old for this [bleep] . Okay, see you in an hour. Bye. You know whats funny about this whole situation is that were experiencing this [bleep], but on friday trump is leaving for his First International trip as president. And at this point it feels less like a trip and mr leak hes fleeing the country, you know. Like the captain would be like so mr. President what day do we get back, actually, its a one way. Like who knows, who knows, if this investigation moves fast enough, trump might not be able to get back home because america doesnt let criminals back into the country. You never know. You never know. applause if there is one word that has been synonymous with the trump presidency, from day one, its been scandal. In fact now everyone who works in the white house has changed their ring tone to da, da, da last week it was firing fbi director james comey who was coincidentally investigating trumps ties to russia. Then monday we found out that trump revealed National Security secrets, coincidentally to the russians. And then last night to complete the triology, yet another trump scandal drops. There is more breaking news, indeed another blockbuster revelation. The report saying that President Trump asked then fbi director james comey to end the investigation of michael flynn, the president s former National Security advisor. Now it turns out that director comey has notes, notes and memos that document what he says the president said to him in private. Is it President Trump asked the fbi to end the investigation, is that the straw that breaks the camels back. Trevor james mother [bleep] comey plus he helps trump get elected and he could be the reason that trump gets kicked out. Comey comey reminded me of every black mother. I brought you into this world and child, can i take you out of it. cheers and applause and comeys memo may, in fact, take trump out of it, because of a little thing known as the law. Three words, obstruction of justice. Telling the fbi director to close down an investigation of your Senior Campaign advisor for his activities during your campaign for president , if thats true, that is obstruction of justice. That is a crime. Trevor oh. The old obstruction of justice, yes. Its not just an impeachable offense, it is the impeachable offense. Obstruction of justice is to impeachment what that funky robot voice is to a daf punk, stt key ingredient. Obstruction of justice, that is all it is. It is what got richard nixon. In a way trump is becoming president ial. Now in case you dont know, impeachment is the First Official step towards removing a president from office, right, which makes it a pretty big deal. Such a big deal that the news cant even say the word. The last 24 hours we heared i word a lot. Up next, thrix word. Democrats several of them inching closer to the i word. You will be hearing that word, the i word. Mummableing about the i word. Using the i word. Are we allowed to say the i word . Trevor no, are you not no you are not. Media people, media people are never allowed to use the i word. Oh, but politicians use the i pored all i word all the time. I dont care, that is because it is their word to use. Yeah, there is a very painful history behind that word for politicians. I dont care if you are friends with a politician t is still not okay for you to use the i word. You dont say it only politicians. Anyway, the point is, this is by far the biggest trump scandal until the next one. Like it is by far the biggest, you know, to not acknowledge the gravity of this comey medio you would have to be woefully ignorant, aggressively ignorant, in fact, you have would to be fox news. Because last night watching how fox News Reporters on the news of trump asking comey to drop the case against flynn, i mean it was just laughter for instance, why examine what the current president is doing wrong when you could just keep talking [bleep] about obama. If we want to talk about obstruction and saying drop the investigation, let it go, is an obstruction what about president obama publicly saying that Hillary Clinton had not done anything wrong while the fbi is investigating whether or not she had done something improper. It also takes me back to president obama when he comnted in interviews on the irs investigation and said basically there is nothing there. James comey who has been in washington for a very long time t sounds like he has been keeping notes on all of his important conversations. I would also like to see the notes hes got on barack obama. Trevor i would just love if one day barack obama would be like i got your notes right here. applause and by the way, by the way, comey did keep notes on president obama. We actually have one of the notes right here it says, dear diary, another meeting with obama where he didnt on strublght any justice obstruct any justice but when he went into for a normal handshake i tried to give him a black guy handshake. The whole thing was really embarrassing. One of the notes. Also you know you have a [bleep] case when the best defense you can think of is but what about the other people . Like even jared fogel was never like oh, come on like im the first guy, huh . Let he who is not a pedestrian o fiel cast the first stown, ow, ow, ow. Ettu, cosby, yeah, i guess, i guess, i guess. But randomly, randomly blaming obama was just one way for fox to defend trump. These guys hit every single angle they could find. For instance when trump asked comey to drop the investigation into flynn, well, according to fox news, that could mean anything. This morning were going to be talking about when legal experts say about you know is it obstruction of justice. A lot of people are now saying when he said i hope you can let this g what did he mean exactly. When you say you hope for something, it is not a command it is not saying you better do this, it is like i hope i get a bicycle for christmas. I really hope you show up to my birthday party, or i really hope that you wont make loud noise, you know, when im sleeping. It seems like it is not a big deal. Trevor yo, that guy better pray he never meets up with the mafia. Because he clearly doesnt understand subtext, he will have both knee caps broken going but mr. Soprano, you just said you really hoped i could pay you by tuesday. And i couldnt. I couldnt. I dont understand. Fox news has so many ways to spin this. They even have the most challenging one which was pretending that instead of believing james total honesty comey we should all trust donald my inauguration crowds are the biggest trump. Richard burr said somebody has to do more than have Anonymous Sources on this one for me to believe theres something there. When you shot down the notes, is he not he is just saying what i think that he said. It might not be verbatim. Right, seems to be curious as to why this memo what only be surfacing now after he has been fired. Is there anyone that is watching this anywhere that can believe anything that james comey is saying about any of these matters . Trevor yeah, yeah, yeah, a bunch of us, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because there are only two people in that room. Two people. One of them took notes. The other one is the worlds most famous lie are. Like forget about lying, forget about lying about what happens in private conversation. Trump lies about things we can see. The size of his crowds, the margin of his viblght ree, the real color of his skin. There are two things that donald trump tries to avoid at all costs, the truth and his son eric. We know this. Yeah. I believe the guy who took notes. Now to some other people on fox, it doesnt even matter whether trump or comey is telling the truth. What really matters is the ratings. This is a scandal with no video, with no audio, with no sex, with no money, with no dead bodies. Its a boring scandal. No one knows the deputy ags name, no one can pronounce the Russian Defense ministers name. There are memos and which memo and who sent what memo to who. No one is emotionally invested or can even understand the story. laughter . Trevor i think you are confusing a constitutional crisis with a movie pitch. He sounds like he works in hollywood, no money, no dead bodies, no sex, take this [bleep] to pbs applause come on i cant work with this. Jessie waters mind if he cant jerk off to it than its not news. Last night, every single anchor on fox news what is wa troos lew special in their own way but one man captured the essence of the evening in a way that very few could. In fact, i think he perfectly got to the heart of how fox reacted to the scn dal and really to the entirety of Donald Trumps presidency. The world is a very complicated place, washington especially. What you think is happening often really isnt happening. Trevor what you think is happening often really isnt happening . What are you, white morphia, who are you, man . You know, last night, last night i realized why donald trump loves fox news so much. They are basically his snapchat filter, all right. Because whatever the reality s they will always make him look better than he is. Yeah. And just like a snap, we are all hoping that he disappears soon. Well be right back. Hi, im paul. People still ask why i switched to sprint. Well, their Network Reliability is within 1 of the big guys. 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Mr. Putin is offering to send congress his transkript of the President Trumps conversations with Russian Foreign minister and ambassador. Trevor putin get the [bleep] out of here, man. Are you for real, for real . applause so you meddled in americas election, fine, but now you have to meddle in the impeachment too, just let america have something for itself. I bet you next week theyre going to make him the new first lady. Ill handle this. Ill handle this. I have the figure, i have the figure. You know, you have to say this for donald trump. He is keeping his promise to totally disrupt how government officials do their job. Yeah. And not just in the american government. Because i, dimity ree, have i not seen you since kgb academy. Dimity ree, so good to see you, here, have drink. So, how is germany. I have been undercover for ten long years. I have a fake family, i had surgery on my face, my teeth have been replaced by microchips. 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Trevor welcome back to the daily show, my guest say leading figure in the National JusticeReform Movement and an author whose new book is called going becoming ms. Burton, from prison to recovery to leading the fight for incarcerated women. Pleas welcome susan burton. Welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor thank you for being here and thank you for sharing this amazing story with us in the book. Your memoir, i had two books to read it was this and ivanka trumps. And she lived a tough life, but you have really dealt with a lot. You have really dealt with a lot. A story of a person not just going into the american prison system, going in and out of prison but then coming out and reforming your life. Do you feel lucky every day that you were able to change that narrative . I feel very lucky. Very grateful, and very blessed that i was able to change america, not only for my invest but for over a thousand women who have been through a new way of life and they have been able to change their narrative because they got basic supports after incarceration. Trevor right, and your story is one of, you know, its a tale that is unfortunately all too common. A story of a person cycling in and out of prison, in and out of prison. In fact, in the book you talk about how one of your Prison Guards when you were leaving said dont worry, susan, i will keep your bed for you because i know will you be back. Yes. Trevor and it was a joke and it was the truth at the same time. Yes. Trevor is that something that is all too common. The question is why . We invest so much in incarceration but dont invest in rehabilitation and do not invest in reentry. And therefore people leave prison a little worse than when they went in. And broken and unable to rebuild their lives. When i went into prison i had an i. D. When i came out of prison, i didnt have an i. D. T was destroyed. My basic government papers to to reenter back into the community. So the guard told me you will be back. And i came back, and i came back and lead women up out of that place. applause you have a story that is unique in that you didnt just go back but as you say you went back to help. For critics out there who would say well, susan, you did it, so why is everyone else not doing it, clearly its just