That made you want to smoke . No. Well, then you are grounded, mister. You too, eric. Aww, awwww. Well, i guess we learned our lesson. No, we didnt, dude. No, we didnt. With a hideelideelie and a hideeliedelay we work and we make cigarettes all hideelideeday so folks can get a breake from their stressful lidelives and relaxy with the cigarettes from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you for tuning in, everybody my guest tonight is regina hall, everybody cheers and applause to talk about her new movie. But first, big trouble in actual china. Winnie the pooh has reportedly been black listed in china. The crack drown may be related to past comparisons to xi jinping to the fictional bear. Those comparisons began in 2013 during the chinese leaders visit with president obama. A photo of president xi next to winnie the pooh was named the most censored image of 2015. Trevor i cant believe china is doing this. Plenty of better ways to cren corps pooh. He doesnt wear pants. His pooh junk is out there like he doesnt carry. Even porky wears laser. Pooh just walks around in a wife playser like hes pauley from the sopranos. This is xi jinpings fault. It would have never happened if he hadnt gotten his head stuck in a honey pot lauhter im glad the Chinese Government shut down this. The chinese bloggers are trying to make obama tigger. Yeah, tigger. You dont think i get that because hes tall . laughter tigger, please. Lets move on. This past weekend, this past weekend and this past week, we have been so focused, so focused on who the Trump Campaign met in secret with that weve barely mentioned what the entire Republican Congress is doing in secret, relieving millions of americans to have the burden that is healthcare. This week was meant to be the culmination of everything Mitch Mcconnell and the republicans worked on. Today they were going to open debates on the new bill. This thursday, going to pass it, because for Mitch Mcconnell, passing healthcare should be treated like jacking off. You go into a dark room, get it done as quickly as possible because the longer you spend thinking about it, the more likely you will feel shame. I understand. I understand. laughter so last thursday, the new healthcare bill came out and much like last nights game of thrones, we were all anxiously awaiting to see how many people it would kill off and also if it would include ed sheeran for no good reason. And spoiler alert, healthcare winter is coming. There is the 700 billion cut in medicaid, something that does not change in the senate bill compared to previous bills. Many millions of people are going to lose insurance and that has been very bad for republicans prospects every time the c. B. O. Has come back with that finding. Trevor basically the republicans created a bizarreo lottery where everybody is waiting to find out how much they will lose. I know weve mentioned it before but these numbers come from the Congressional Budget Office, a Nonpartisan Organization that till now has been respected by both sides. No one can predict the future, matilda the mag i have in sernghts but somebody has to crunch numbers to project the future, project the future effects of policy and the c. B. O. Have been historically the ones to do it and most importantly without bias. Think of the c. B. O. As a cheesy sitcom dad. They see both sides. Theyre like, now, michelle, i know youre angry but you have to understand your brother is growing. Sometimes he just needs privacy. Now, christopher, stop being a ho. Now, both of you come in and give daddy a dug. laughter sitcoms, these just rub the facts. The white house challenged the expected c. B. O. Score arguing the American People and congress should give this prediction little weight. The c. B. O. Doesnt even capture the individuals who say to the federal government, i dont want the plan you think i need, i want the plan i know i need. We think the c. B. O. Estimate should stick to budget and not try to forecast the number of people on insurance. The white house put out a 40 second spot attacking the Congressional Budget Office for being inaccurate and this videos shows a misspelling of the word inaccurately laughter trevor i feel like the whole point of saying inaccurate is you would spell it i mean, at the same time, i feel all of trumps spelling errors are a metaphor for his presidency. Liberals are, like, ahhh he cant even spell a word most people are, like, who cares . We use emojis now. Most people dont care about trumps spelling. What they care about is whether they will have health care next year. Instead of focusing on the numbers, trumps team says we should focus on what we believe. Let me be clear President Trump and i believe the Senate Healthcare bill strengthens and secures medicaid for the neediest in our soanchts we believe were going to be able to cover more individuals on this bill than are currently covered. I know thats counterintuitive to folks who have been reading other headlines, but the goal is to get every single american covered and have access to the kind of coverage they want. Trevor yes, we believe everyones going to be covered, some by insurance, some by the sheets that the coroners place over them because they cant afford healthcare. And by the way, if you cant afford the sheet, the coroner will cover your eyes. Dont look, dont look, dont look, look now ahhh dont look laughter the c. B. O. Doesnt believe in the power of dreams, unlike straight tim gun over here, their numbers show 22 million fewer people will have insurance under this plan and have come to that information with data and statistical models, trumps least favorite type of model. laughter although Mitch Mcconnell wants to push this through as fast as possible, the c. B. O. Numbers i expected later this will will definitely slow him down. What also doesnt help is not all republicans are on board with this faithbased hope to healthcare. Mitch mcconnell needs 50 votes to get it passed. 52 republicans in the senate. Two already hard nosed. Susan collins of maine and rand paul of kentucky. If he loses another vote, this bill dies. Duds Senate Majority leader mcconnell have the votes to pass this revised bill . You know, i dont think right now he does. Trevor on some level, you have top expressed Mitch Mcconnell and friends have written a bill so bad their own party hates it. The only question is, when something is so deeply unpopular, how could you possibly make it worse . Senator ted cruz has authored an amendment to the senate g. O. P. Healthcare bill trevor my man laughter cruzs amendment would allow insurers so sell cheaper plans with fewer benefits. The nations largest insurers released a letter causing the cruz proposal unworkable and would increase premiums for those with preexisting conditions and lead to widespread terminations of coverage. Trevor up to this plan insurers have been pretty quiet about the Trump Health Care plan but as soon as ted cruz chimed in they were all, like, this is the worst possible idea we didnt read it but when we read his name, had to speak up. Unworkable in any way, shape or form people will die people will die cheers and applause so to sum up, the c. B. O. Says millions of fewer people will have insurance with the Senate Healthcare bill. Moderate republicans hated for not covering enough people. Conservative republicans hated for covering too many people. Insurance company hate it, republican governors hate it. The American People hate it. Yet somehow, it is still possible the bill could pass without any hearings or debate. Or at least that was the case until the republican healthcare reform plan was stopped by irony. A vote on healthcare was expected to take place this week but now a delay. Mitch mcconnell says he will give senator john mccain time to recover from surgery to remove a blood clot from his eye. With mccain gone they simply didnt have the votes to bring this bill to the senate floor. Trevor this bill is looking so bad now even republican senators are, like, i better get all my procedures done now before we pass this thing because, after were done with it, who knows. Well be right back cheers and applause we havent hung in five years. We deserve a girls trip. So lets go. She ready. She ready. Yea [ all cheering ] move your arm. Thats not my arm. 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What should i watch . Show me sports. Its so fluffy look at that fluffy unicorn hes so fluffy im gonna die your voice is awesome. The x1 voice remote. Xfinity. The future of awesome. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. You know, i know that it sometimes seems like all america ever talks about anymore is donald trump, but thats not true. Every few weeks we also talk about some awful thing that happened on an airplane. Basically, its those two things. Yeah. Like, remember a couple of years ago when we were all really into vampires and planking . Yeah . Yeah . laughter im starting to think were only capable of having two news topics at a time. Thats us. After countless viral videos of incidents on airplanes, seems like the dignity destroying the experience of flying counted get worse. This weekend one flyer survived an experience so tragic we could had to talk about it. Ann coulter said Delta Air Lines booted her from a seat she prebooked. She booked an extra seat but it was given to another woman. Delta air lines responded to ann coulter after the author fired off nearly 3 dozen tweets over the weekend aimed at them. Appears her new seat was in the same row just not the exact seat she selected. Trevor wow. People, this is the civil rights struggle of our generation. How long will white women be asked to move to the back of well, not the back but just slightly over, two seats . Ann coulter is basically airplane rosa parks. laughter i cant wait for the inspirational film about her story. laughter cheers and applause you realize ann coulter tweeted nearly three dozen times, including tweets insulting delta staff and other passengers. She kept going even after the airline offered to return her 30 upgrade fee. Which was some serious shade from delta, can i just say. And i get that because she wasnt just kicked out of her seat. Even worse, they wouldnt let her keep her usual spot on the wing. laughter applause so, for more on this story, we go to our very own platinum medallion aviation correspondent, roy wood, jr. , everybody cheers and applause trevor, im here at United Nations headquarters where the u. N. Human Rights Council is right now in an emergency session to address this terrible injustice. Normally, they deal with sex trafficking, political prisoners, child soldiers i know that ones closed to your heart, trevor but they put it all on pause as soon as they heard that delta moved coulter from seat 17d to 17f. laughter thats an aisle to a window, man i almost cant talk about it without choking up. laughter trevor but, roy snrks all fairness, it was the same row. She had the same amount of leg room. Thats not the point, trevor did you hear me . Aisle to window laughter that means if she had to pee, she had to pass up to two people and do that weird airplane shuffle where you scoot past people and have to decide whether the stranger youre sitting next to gets your butt or a faceful of meat. Nobody deserves to be in that situation, trevor. laughter no one deserves the meat. Have you ever had meat in your face, trevor . Because i have. Ive had the meat. It was right there. laughter trevor roy, i understand your pain, but half the plane is in that situation. Youre not make anything sense right now, trevor ann picked her seat in advance. It was an agreement binding by the Geneva Convention and all that is holy. Ann is as different as night and day, black and white laughter but in this situation, i stand with my fellow frequent flyer, i stand with ann all leg room matters, Trevor Trevor i think youre talking it too far. Its weird to hear ann coulter complaining so much when this is how she feels about people who complain. What whining babies these moderate republicans are. We have the most thinskinned president. Hillary clinton, as soon as they get a question they dont like, they start crying. These are absolutely thinskinned cry babies. That was the theme of my book guilty, how victims turned themselves into the aggressors and there be wasnt around creating other victims. Victims are the biggest bullies in the country now. laughter okay, so you gonna pull the clips out on me. The clipts, you know, i cant ce fend myself. laughter yes, shes not nice, but thats mott the point, trevor. We have to be careful about how we choose sides here. Yeah, its easy to just pile on ann coulter, but next week it could be me bumped from my seat and there aint no bleep way im not tweeting about it. I stand with ann they cant stop me trevor fair enough. Roy wood, jr. , everybody well be right back youre going to complain all its go time at dunkin with two egg and cheese wakeup wraps for 2. 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Ready ready for action ive lost the target. This was never part of the plan. It was part of mine. Reach out and touch faith atomic blonde. My god, i think i love you. Thats too bad. Rated r. Its about time they gave left and right twix® their own packs. They got about as much in common as you, a mortician, and me, an undertaker. chuckling or you, a janitor, and me, a custodian. laughing or you, a ghost, and me, a spirit. laughing new left and right twix® packs. Its time to deside. Come to a complete stop. Repeat as necessary. Recalculating. Free, free, set me free. In one mile, arrive at a place where you make your own lane. Only to discover. It has traffic jams too. Your all new compass trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an actor who costars in the new movie girls trip. Im excited to meet the possie. You guys are going to be kinky all weekend okay, liz, when i say this out of love. Preach, girl. Please refrain from saying things like preach or go girl, hi felicia, ratchet, or any other colloquialisms you may have heard or looked up in urban dictionary. Im not here to defend it. Youre the best. Have fun on your black girl weekend. Girl, bye trevor please welcome regina hall cheers and applause trevor welcome to the show. Thank you, trevor. Thayoure really cute many pers. Trevor oh, wow cheers and applause i love your dimple. Trevor thank you very much. I feel like youre turning the tables. I should be doing this to you. No, no, im enjoying it. Trevor thank you for being here. You have been a staple in many peoples lives for a very long time, acting in some of funniest and most iconic movies. I feel like girls trip could be one of them. It sounds like a simple premise, but if you were to tell it so someone in a sentence or two in a sentence or two. Okay, its four girls who go to new orleans laughter four best friends who go to new orleans to rekindle their friendship and, you know, stuff happens. Trevor stuff happens is the understatement of the year. laughter trevor you know whats funny, people are watching going what is this movie right now. With a lovely message, though. Trevor what do you think the message is . Its like sisterhood and being true to yourself and being courageous enough to walk in your truth. You know theres a lot of messages that are trevor right. No, its interesting you bring it up. I just thought of a scene, so trevor when you talk about that, i tid find it interesting that its an rrated movie, right. Mmhmm. Trevor but, for instance, when you as friends were fighting, you never cussed at any of your friends, right . Yeah. Trevor that was a decision you made. Youre, like, i dont want to do that. Why . Because i would never curse at my friends in real life. I think there are boundaries you never cross unless you never plan to be friends again. I know in Television Reality shows, they show us throwing water and cursing and fighting, but i dont know that we would do that. Trevor do you think that was a conscious effort to not perpetuate a stereotype many people perceive as a black woman sometimes, out of control i do, yeah, that there is this lack of respect when we get angry. But i think the love is still there, even when youre fighting, even, you know, when youre angry, you know, theres a modicum of respect that you maintain. Trevor lets talk about the penis in the movie. Lets. Trevor not every day you see a penis in a film. Yes. Trevor i was quite taken aback as i often am when i see a penis not mine. Yeah. Trevor many men kn