Video of mayor rob ford of toronto smoking crack. [ laughter ] and i now understand the videotape is exhibiting the poor judgment you often associate with smoking crack. I cannot comment on a video that ive never seen or does not exist. He cant comment on good news, everybody. [cheers and applause] now toronto mayor rob ford can comment on a video of him smoking crack. Police say they have video of mayor ford smoking a crack pipe and making racist and homophobic remarks. Smoking crack and making racist and homophobic remarks, i believe in canada thats referred to as a hat trick, am i right . I dont know much about hockey but [laughter] from the picture of mayor here with his crackstituents the racist thing seems to be accepting of anybody that smokes crack with him and a homophone that attitude wont last. At some point while pursuing this crackhead lifestyle he will end up sucking some bleep . [cheers and applause] [laughter] and then he will feel bad for the previous remarks. [laughter] withbut mr. Mayor while you are still able to speak [laughter] can you tell us what were you thinking . I made mistakes. What am i thinking . Jon i find in situations like this its best to begin with crack smoking but of course i do not. I shouldnt have got hammer. If you are going to have a couple drinks you stay at home. But then thats it you dont make a public spectacle of yourself. [ laughter ] jon one, i would very much like to know what happened down there and two, you realize, from now on im just going to bleep at home. May not be the answer to either your Substance Abuse problems or your job as the guy who runs toronto. [ laughter ] if you guys need me ill be in the basement. [ laughter ] getting all drunk and bleep and sucking bleep . [ laughter ] must be nice to look at a city so problem free that can be run for years by a hard drinking crack mayor. New york doesnt work that way, the city never sleeps. The big apple. [cheers and applause] boom [cheers and applause] the city so nice they named it twice like sirhan sirhan. Bad example. [ laughter ] as you know for the past dozen years weve been under the control of a soda hating leprechaun. [ laughter ] who as you know [cheers and applause] purchased the city with his pot of gold. [laughter] but tomorrow new yorkers will go to the polls to decide who will fill his shoes, his tiny, tiny shoes. I believe we have a picture of those shoes. Hey hey, you stuart little. Get out of those. Those are the mayors shoes. Get out of there. Ps, the mayor and i are the exact same size. Right now the mayors vase between Democrat Bill de blasio and republican joe lhota. De blasio has a 45 lead in the race to be the big apples next mayor. Jon 45 thats the same amount that hot dog is beating rat on a stick. Joe lhota may come in third to drunk antisemitic times square el mow. But the second place status is an asset according to lhota. He said he is the underdog but added new yorkers love an underdog. Jon if you were ten points down you would be an underdog. At 50 points you are a sad dog. You are like the kind of dog that Sarah Mclachlan sings songs over the top of. Through the arms of an angel [laughter] wow. Right now theres a mayor in toronto going im smoking way too much crack. [laughter] i almost feel bad for joe lhota. His opponent has a ton of charisma with his family with their own Signature Dance moves. Check that out. How do you fight that . He talks a good game but boy he cant even get into the first inning because once you ask a detailed question its blah blah blah blah blah. [ laughter ] jon thats your best shot when you ask him a question he answers it with wores. You have to do better than that especially when you look like what happened when new jersey governor jon corzine bleep the grumpy cat. [ laughter ] for more we go to senior mayoral correspondent john oliver. John, where are you . [cheers and applause] jon im at de blasio headquarters where the victory parto is well under way. Jon the election isnt until tomorrow. Doesnt matter. The old rule of politics doesnt apply. He can do anything. As you see his final Campaign Poster its a big jon i thought was the empire state building. I didnt realize. Displaying your penis in public is usually the end of a new york political career but when de blasio relosed that his poll numbers went up by five points. You may have seen the commercial. This tuesday vote for bill de blasio or dont. Either way he has got this. Already the mayor. Already mayor, jon. Jon wow. Mayor de blasio. He is coming now. Jon whoa he is so tall. Crazy how tall he is. I have to say when you see it like this he is enormous. He is almost implausibly tall. Jon almost comically tall. So big. Such a big man. [ laughter ] there we go. Jon did he just ask you for money . Of course he did, jon. We no longer have mayor money itsbawgs. Unless hes up a woman and tosses her from the empire state building. Jon you are going to talk about him with his standing next to you. He cant hear me up there. Their lack of Management Experience will be woefully insufficient in the face of wall street lobbying. Nothing, jon. Only hears the birds and the occasional jet. Jon he rs is [cheers and applause] jon welcome back. Now i will say this, new yorks mayoral race not the only election tomorrow n. Virginia voters will decide between two truly remarkable gubernatorial candidates of their own. [ laughter ] somebody here is from virginia. Al madrigal has more. Virginia in tomorrows governors race she could give birth to another leader republican ken cucineeli or democrat mcauliffe. They are the worst candidates ive ever seen. Apparently neither is fit to lead. For virginians its a choice between a far right Wing Tea Party social conservative and a democrat who has been guilty of sleazy business deals and questionable fund raiser. Reporter professionor weve heard this before . How bad could they actually be . Ive never seen unfavorable ratings this tie for the candidates. Less than 30 of virginians have a favorable of either candidate. If they were that bad i had to see it for myself. They are trying to outlaw common forms of contraception and want to make the pill illegal. Terry said you help me, i help you. Its politics. Reporter they seem like the run of the mill jerkoff politicians. Two bleep . [laughter] maybe i just want paying close enough tension. This seemed familiar. The cuch is a typical tea partyer and teflon terry mixes power and money. Theres something called gift gate where he accepted money. You mean mcauliffe. This is cucinelli. Anything else. Mcauliffe he was taking his wife and newborn son back from the hospital to home but he stopped at a Democratic Fund raiser for an hour while the wife and newborn stayed in the car. What . People know about this . Yes, he bragged about it in his own book. Sorry, i just vomited in my mouth. Wait theres more. Terry mcauliffe say walking negative add. Ken is out there. Homophobic and antichoice. Theres a question of private jets and vacation homes. This will is not holy bleep this is a nightmare. Even major newspapers are enborissing none of the endorsing none of the above and guy who is not even running. You see why so many Virginians Virginians are flum. I moxed; that a southern word for bleep . I had one voter tell me it was a choice between a heart attack and cancer. The voters have to actually pick a heart attack or canier to be the governor. What involuntary looks of horrible disgust run across each voters face to make the decision. We made two drinks a Terry Mcauliffe and the kencucinelli. We took our samples to the streets. First up the cucinelli. Lets see that again in slow motion. How about the mcauliffe. Do you want to vomit right there . Just a little. No one was prepared to make the choice. Which one would you rather drink for the next four years . They are both horrible. I love virginia but i dont know what part of virginia this represents. Perhaps we we have to find me suitable standins for foam ingest. No credible ran in the state. They say 36 of likely voters will choose pond exum will 43 become the are supporting dog food. What does this say about the current state of politics. It was out of the mouth of babes where true wisdom came. I cant believe how many people is dumb. Crazy world we live in . Yes, i is. Is. [cheers and applause] jon welcome back. My guest tonight abc crend cent and cofounder of bob woodruff foundation. Stand up for heroes taking place in new york city this wednesday. Please welcome to the program bob woodruff. [cheers and applause] nice to see you. Good to see you. Jon how many years now . Were talking about woodruff foundation, how many years has this thing been going on . Seventh year. Jon and youve raised how much money in that time . Almost 20. Jon almost 20 million. And out after this [cheers and applause] out of that what is your zmut. [laughter] 67 . Jon thats a smart choice. What have you been able to do. The facilities there. Explain very quickly its for ptsd, research into brain injury, these types of things, yes . A lot of this is this transition. Early on we have so much attention for those in icu, those who come back from the wars and need medical care, then they go back to the neighborhoods. We have to work out that transition where when they go to the new world for them and theres creative and new organizations and programs that were now funding, the ones that are the most efficient and try to help them the most you possibly can and get the money toll really be well spent. Put it that way. Jon give me an idea of a program that you have found that is effective and kind of like a good model nor transition. Well, theres one music core is one. Youll see this at the event as well. Its started by a great musician who is a pianist and he has realized that music say therapy for these guys is a therapy for these guys in the hospital and they need this for a longer part of their life when they get out and they can do that in the local areas. Theres programs weve got. When the kid goes back these men go back to college and get their gi bill. The gi bill you can get but what happens when you suddenly have to drop out and you cant make it because its a new world for you . The organization which has been wonderful. They get in there with a lawyer. They can work you through the issues they need to get through. One guy went through that. He thought he would never come back but he has a job. Jon are they learn being the specific issues veterans face. You have ptsd issues at times. You have this loss of camaraderie and sense of purpose that, i think, can be incredibly debilitating to be away from your platoon without that idea of direction can be incredibly isolating. Theres an addiction and a simple, life gets more simpler when you are in the war zone and you have x to accomplish. You have this as your scheduled and you have this d like you said, your friends you are still close with. Then you go back to the civilian world. This gigantic world. What are you going to do that day when you come sphwhak and if you add to that some kind of wounds whether its visible or invisible and imagine how it is to adjust from that . Jon its hard for anybody to adjust. You find mayors of big cities. They dont want to smoke crack. Jon a mayor of a major city. Stay away from that. Jon you are doing a tremendous amount of reporting. You have story. Something cooking for us . We just got back from colombia to check out the emerald industry. Jon right the emerald industry, yeah, yeah. Ive heard that were going to colombia to look at emeralds. I hear you. I got one for my wife. Jon really . I didnt find it though. Jon emerald. How big is the emerald industry in colombia . Its huge. Its number two behind rubies. Jon i thought zambia. Colombia used to produce 80 or 90 of the worlds emeralds. Zambia is involved and they took a lot a way. Jon isnt it surprising i knew zambia off the top of my head. Its almost like i was talking to you back stage. Yes. [ laughter ] can i point out this jon please. I know anybody can come on wednesday but you can watch this you can actually live streamed. You can watch bruce. Jon Bruce Springsteen is coming back. He is a terrific young kid and i think he will do well. He is knew new to it. Not local but he is good and roger waters. Jon put together a group of 20 guys, a band of veterans, they performed last year. Blew the house away. Killed it. They were so good. You can watch it and if you are not going you can see it. Chevon philips is here. A sergeant in the marines badly injured. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] and his amazing mother right next to him gail. Theyve been here almost every year for event. They are absolutely amazing. Jon im looking forward to chatting later. Its always such a great night. Its a great event. Youve been there every year. You know it and youve done so much jon i enjoy it. We always have a great time. I get way more out of it than i ever give. This year no crack. Jon no crack . Nothing for you. Jon didnt you read my green room rider. I get crack. You can run for mayor. [ laughter ] jon bob woodruff. Wednesday night its a great show. [cheers and applause] jon that is our show. Join us tomorrow at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. Lhota warns new yorkers they are about to elect a mayor who has a habit of oversleeppedding. What do you call it sleep stephen tonight obamas latest attack on religious freedom, you can no lodge presence for preexisting naughtiness then can we trust what we read on the internet. Ive got one weird trick