[ laughter ] with you oddly in mayor fords case with great power comes very little responsibility. How did the council attempt to strip him of his powers turn out . Ford went down 36 votes to five. Jon five votes. Who voted to continue to give this man power . [laughter] i imagine he must have given an empassioned defense. His answer . This, folks, reminds me of when and i was watching with my brother when saddam attacked kuwait, you guys have just attacked kuwait and you will never [laughter] jon the reference may be dated but in rob fords defense it may be one of last things he remembers. [laughter] let me tell you something. There was an invasion of kuwait and the next thing i know and i woke up i was the mayor. I dont know how. [ laughter ] well the vote yesterday capped off a hell of a couple of days for rob ford including an interview with cnn where he surrounded himself with School Children and said this. Ive had enough. Im sick and tired of all these bleep excuse my words. Sorry, i shouldnt have sworn in front of the kids. Jon i shouldnt have done that i feel like bleep for do that. Jeezous another bleep right there. Thats bad. bleep shouldnt have said that. Im such a bleep . What am i doing in front of kids . [laughter] rob ford is not in denial, says rob ford. He knows he is not perfect. Thats the thing. I dont look at myself as the mayor. I look at myself as just a normal regular person. Jon then go back to being one. [cheers and applause] amazingly after this he does have a few supporters in tronlt yes. Torontos mayor rob ford has provided the world with a series of political highlights. I want to bleep . I never said that in my life to her. I would never have said. That im more than happy. I have more than enough to eat at home. Have you purchased illegal drul drugs in the doctoring Illegal Drugs in the last two years . Yes, i have. And in response to his behavior the city council of toronto voted 365 to ask rob ford to leave city hall. I went to toronto to see who the hell were these five people and why they didnt dump the mayor outright. He smoked crack right. Thats what he told us. He talked about eating bleep in a press conference. I didnt hear it live but it had one of those words bleepped out. He definitely said bleep . I think they bleeped it out again. Were you on crack as well . If you look at the motion in its part it invites him to leave thats the good part. It invites him to come back. I couldnt tolerate that. So the motion wasnt harsh enough for parker. He did have another way to punish him. We would like to ask the integrity commissioner. Do you have an obvious commissioner like the bleep council . We didnt think we needed that sort. In america we have a ton of experience with this type of thing but toronto is truly incapable of dealing with bleep . We have an election next fall. In 2014 . 2014. What is the wrong with the system here . People call it democracy. Its more like a pussocacracy. Who in their right mind are the 20 of torontoans who support him . Hes doing a great job. Rob ford is the most fiscally responsible mayor weve had in the city. Everything he said hes going to do he has gotten done. Was it word to say responsible and record ford rob ford in the same sentence. Absolutely not. How much is too much crack . Where it effect his performance. Is this too much crack . No. How about this is this too much crack . I think that would be enough. Theres a line between a functioning mayor and a problem. Well see if he can tell the difference between his mayor and oh, lets say charlie sheen. I am a sick bleep , dude. Charlie sheen. Wrong its rob ford. Here is another one. Yes, i have smoked crack cocaine but am i an addict, no, have i tried it probably in a drunken stupor. That was rob ford. I dont have time for these clowns. I dont have time for the judgment and stupidity. Rob ford. Charlie seen. Seems like a rob ford. I know they are so similar. People would still vote for rob ford is it maybe because his behavior is not unusual in toronto workplaces. What can i get you . A soy latte, please. Are you smoking crack . Yes. This is the most annoyingly polite place on earth. He said i wanted to suck his bleep . I would never do that i have more than enough bleep to suck at home. No one confronted me about my fordlike approach to work. Maybe this city deserves the mayor. I think he has made mistakes in the past. Reelect him the hood rat stuff is in the past. I believe its in the past. Reelect rob fordhe the [cheers and applause] jon welcome back. As im sure many of you already know in 2022, the fifa world cup tournament will be held in qatar. Go fighting monarch. In the three years since that election has been announced the selection has been hit with criticism after criticism. Concerns about harsh working conditions surrounding preparations for the world cup in qatar. Allegations of slavery and corruption. Questions were asked about how a country where temperatures can exceed 40 grows celsius can handle a football turn nlt in the summer tournament in the summer. Jon oh, my god how could you have a football turnment in the tournament in the summer when its 40 degrees celsius. Thats nearly [laughter] 9,000 degrees. [ laughter ] this week the country of qatar tries to put that criticism behind them and unveil the planned world cup stadiums. Lets take a look. [laughter] all right can we come back. Im not im not usually one to shout out oh, my god that looks like a giant steel have begina but that looks like a giant still vagina or either that or something donald trump puts his hair on at night a sensuous peril where the finest restaurant presents a plate with a huckelberry gastrique and then it looks like what appears to be a vagina. Theres more footage of stadium which sensuously glides up the stadiums opening and dives in from a view within. I always wondered what was inside of those things. If i may, well attended soccer match was low on the list. I didnt realize. To be fair the design is not shocking. Its a variation on things that have been around since the 70s. [ laughter ] of course that was [laughter] that was before that before building succumbed to the shame that is a nobody should be all that surprised by this stadium given it designed by a famed architect whose signature style appears to be making some of the worlds most incredibly bleep buildings. Its like the georgia okeefe of things you can walk inside. Why do so many of the buildings look so feminine. Its not other buildings are reminiscent of okay all right. That. I guess its time things evened out a little bit. For more we turn to al madrigal in ar. You are a good man for being there. You were just inside this stadium. You went down to the press box. What did you find . How was it . Actually jon, if im going honest i couldnt find the press box. Jon what do you mean you couldnt find the press box. Jon, ive been in plenty of stadiums, all right. Quite frankly ive never been able to find it. Laugh im starting to think it doesnt even exist. Jon the press box is there. Believe me. My guess is you didnt really try top find it. How dare you. I tried top find it. Look at the map. They said that they [laughter] they said the press box was here, man. I was there, jon. I went back and forth and back and forth for an hour. After a while my neck started to hurt so i left. Jon how did you hurt your neck looking for press box . I was really looking for that thing. Jon so you are not going back in . Im going try again. I mean, still a stadium, you know. Maybe this time ill look around the back, i guess. On th jon th [cheers and applause] jon welcome back. My guest legendary comedian. His first televised Comedy Central in 30 years airing this weekend. The game of chess, supposedly men made it up and its about war and men and the savageness and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and no, its marriage. [ laughter ] the queen [laughter] moves anywhere she wants. [ laughter ] jon please welcome bill cosby. [cheers and applause] this is the man [cheers and applause] right here, my friend. Right here. [cheers and applause] that is all you, my friend. That is all you. There you go. Let me spin this bad boy around quickly. There we go, perfect, perfect. How are you . Why are we yelling. Jon they were clapping and then they stopped. You cant welcome people. Jon you are right. How are you cant do that. Jon how are you . How are you . No, weve gone into some sort of religion. [ laughter ] its you and i had a ball. Jon we had a wonderful time. What did they call it . Jon stand up for heroes. Yes. Jon perform yns at it was the old felt forum. I dont know what they call it now. The no felt forum. Jon Wounded Warriors we did a big show. It was marvelous. And you were out there and used some words [laughter] jon yeah. And you said [speaking gibberish] and i said to myself oh, my. [ laughter ] and then the people were laughing so hard. Jon yeah. Because were you swearing. Jon yes. And cursing. Jon yes. Im 76 years old. Jon what . What . People applauding for a man on the way out. [ laughter ] but im 76 years old. What you have to understand, jonathan from whenst i cometh, when people cursed, the next thing is somebody was going to hit you. Jon what . Now theres a whole new culture. People curse and they laugh. But for me when you were cursing i started crying. Jon no. Yes because jon i wasnt cursing it was yiddish. [ laughter ] yes yes [laughter] now i have some friends jewish friends. So im sitting with julius olnick and his wife in their home and she made something for us to eat. [ laughter ] and so, so she says something so shes so forth and so on and its a [pretending to speak yiddish] so i said to her, what is a [pretending to speak yiddish] . She said, well its like a beef stew with carrots and potatoes. Jon i know what you had. I said, why why didnt you sy that . She said its not the same. You said well you said [pretending to speak yiddish [i said suppose i brought you a hot dog with mustard and said this is say [pretending to speak yiddish] what would you say . She said, i dont eat pork. [ laughter ] jon i love that. [cheers and applause] but you cant be shocked that language back in the day you ar working bleecker street with richard pryor. No, no. Jon even richard . Lenny bruce came out, poor lenny bruce. He said i went to the hoohoo and next thing you know he was gone. Then in san francisco. Then in the village vanguard. Gone, gone, begun. You could not use profanity because they would and stupid people would pay come down and knowing lenny was going to curse. Ive never heard so much bad and they would get up and leave. Lenny would say all right, bring the next people in. [ laughter ] because the people they were so stupid. [laughter] but it was lovely and interesting to watch you because you were talking and then you were the words in there and the people would laugh. So i come out. You and i shook hands and i jon we hugged. But i always loved jon we didnt shake hands we hugged and i held it for a bit. Im not going to lie to you. Im not going to say like a bear hug but it was let me just say this it meant something to me. It meant something to me. It meant something. It was a jewish hug. Jon no pork. It was a [laughter] stick around. Stay with me. Where are we going . This thing has wheels on it. Jon get back on your chair. Far from finished is on Comedy Central this saturday. Available for jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. More than a few misstepped. Falling over a i am here with ozamataz buckshank, the rookie out of Stanford University who is undoubtedly the mvp of todays game with an interception that he runs back for a touchdown in the last 30 seconds of the contest. Ozamataz, can you walk us through what happened in that last play . It was amazing. Yeah, we knew we had to go out there, give 100 , and we executed. It just went our way today. And was the quarterback giving you any clues today, oz . It looked like you knew that ball was gonna be there. What was happening . We wanted to have some fun, you know, execute. Play one quarter at a time, give 100 . Ohokay, okay. You know, lets just lets talk about last weeks game. You guys lost a heartbreaker. Give me your state of mind, then versus now. We wanted to do it play by play, give it 100 , executionwise. Execute. Okay. Im gonna ask you something completely different thats not about football. Look at me, oz. Just look at me for a second. Im gonna ask you a question right here. That a boy. So you and your wife recently had right here. Stay with me. You and your wife recently had twins, okay . How does it feel to be a new dad . You know, we wanted to stay as a team, execute, give 100 , play by play. Okay, you know what, im gonna justim just gonna im gonna do a little test right now. Hey, oz, howd you get to the game today . They a good team, great team, 100 . And whatd you have for dinner last night . 100 . 100 . Yeah, you did. Of course. 100 of whatever 100 was. You know what, can you just do me a favor and tell me one specific thing . Like, just one actual, original observation that you had about todays game . The game that you won almost singlehandedly. Do you think that you could do that, oz . Oh, 100 . Oh, god damn it [soul music] [cheers and applause] hey. All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you, everybody, so much