Jon welcome to the daily show im jon stewart. By popular demand our guest tonight Sophie Delaunay from doctors without boarders, she is here tonight to look at this thing on my ankle. A lovely courageous individual as they all are. I want to first talk to you about professional futbol. The american plan. It has seen controversy from a gay player that couldnt kick hard enough is to a straight player that could and shouldnt of hit at all, really. To a team on paper before the season should of been in the hupt. Do we have an offensive line, not have an offensive line . Are the prediction schemes hilarious and under escalated. The point is this [beep] odel beckham jr. , man. Okay. Not a futbol crowd. More of a journalism crowd. Journalism. On i give the Worst Career Advice in the history. You know what you should do. Should you drop out of school and hang out around the improve theater. Thats what you should do. Thats what you should do, lady. Anyways my point is this, there is more football controversy. Members of the st. Louis rams coming on the field with an unexpected message. Putting their hands up. Dont shoot. A symbol of protest following ferguson. Jon protest. Its football. I think its fellas lets score touch downs. Or maybe theyre preparing a dance. Submission ive got no gun, submission social awareness from the nfl. Joining in a symbol of sole dater. Like katniss three finger salute. In district 12 they were attacked by the police. Where is where our metaphor alright. Why is this a big deal . The st. Louis county calling the gesture tasteless and in tphrapl tory. They want the National Football league to punish the players. To us instead of allowing wounds to heal theyre folks picking at the scabs. [booing] jon holy [beep]. So the st. Louis Police Association is angry and outrageous to have been caught in this hale of gesture and feels the community wont get past the tragic pant mine unless someone is held accountable. Thats the angle theyre going with. Okay. St. Louis rams coach. They will not be disciplined by the club or by the National Football leg. Let me ask you a question when did nick noel tee take over the rams. Ya, fisher that will teach you. A nolte joke. So we have an old Fashion PoliceDepartment ProfessionalFootball Team stand off. Who is going to blink. The rams chief operating officering called the st. Louis police chief called to apologize. Jon i thought they didnt apologize. The rams open official denies apologizes. She says in none of these conversations did i apologize for our players actions. Jon isnt it interesting how witness testimony is so unrehraoeupbl. How can we in anyway clear this up. How . In a testy and Bizarre Exchange of tweets over night its claimed the rams apologized. The rams said no. Then the Police Tweeted the apology including expression of regret. Jon and then, and then, and then. The police were all, thanks notallcops. Then the rams were like this could be us, but you playing. [laughing] jon listen, i see the confusion here. The rams made the sorry if you were offended non apology nobody believes is an apology. Instead of rejecting the non apology out right the cop confused things more accepting it causing the rams to clarify their non apology which means at least finally in this country where sergeant Important National conversation about semantics, we need. For more were joined by Senior Correspondent and host of the upcoming nightly show with larry willmore. Mr. Larry willmore. [cheers and applause] jon thank you for being here. Im excited about the nightly show. Thank you. The nightly show, when does that start . Jon i believe january 19t january 19th. Yes. Martin luther king day. I have a job. Jon larry, if i may. There have been talk that none of these events the past few weeks have been about race. The real epidemic is young black men killing other young black men. 93 of blacks are shot by other blacks. Theyre killing each other they dont talk about that. How do we reduce the crime. Jon larry, what do you say to those people . I dont know, john. I would say maybe they should probably go [beep] themselves. [cheers and applause] jon alright. First of all, can we quit calling it black on black crime. Its just crime, okay. Black on black makes it sound like a category on red tooth, a porn site, john. Jon oh, thats right. You have it bookmarked. Jon do i have it bookmarked . I only bookmark it so i can pick up where i left off in the story. Where did you leave off . Jon they were [beep]. [laughing] jon so, spoiler alert. I wont tell you how it ends but get a towel. You dont think a conversation about black on black crime should be happening now . It is, john. Its a black on black conversation. Just because youre not hearing it doesnt mean its not happening. Go to a black church on a sunday. Jon i would love to hear that conversation. Coy hear some time. Sure what black church do you attend, brother . Jon i two g. To the first temple pwap teuflt black church. Thats okay, john. I dont go either. Jon thank you. It sounds like black criminals are the only thing killing black people. Diabetes and heart disease, stroke are kicking black on black crimes ass. Nobody is saying we need to get get rid of those before talking about racism. Jon do you think people are using this to validate the righteous nature of the protest. They are. The protesters didnt lewd, burn or assault the police. Theyre guilty for aiding and a bading those who did. It setback race relation by years. There is more bias against blacks. [booing] [beep] more bias against black people. Oh, no black people, we were so close. Stupid black people. You know, i have a dream, john. One day the actions of a few white people will be seen as discrediting their entire race. Jon everyone makes excuses. Be it crime or other issues. Why we cant talk about racism. Why its not racism. How do we end racism . We wont end it. The world has always been like this. Brother against brother. Tribe against tribe. Were race a holics, jon. We will always be in recovery. The best we can hope for is to manage it. Jon i guess we will never get the 30 day chip . 30 day chip, we cant even acknowledge a problem. Were not even at the meeting yet. Were lying in a pool of our own vomit going, im sorry, im sorry. Jon thank you, larry. Jon thank you, larry. We wi boy you ready for this . Dad ready. Vo with the innovation of an Intel Powered 2in1, your creativity can shine this holiday. Expert service. Unbeatable price. Best buy. Jon welcome back. As you know. China, china is a land of great complexity from civil right issues to wildlife. Now the peoples republic is tackling what maybe the most pressing problem. The governments media watchdog has launched a crack down on puns. Jon the great chairman says all meetings must be literal and single. No puns. No, thats thats a pun. You cant have that. Thats actually a pun. We dont want to offend our chinese over lords. No, thats a pun. Thats not any better. That doesnt make any sense. That doesnt make sense. Yes, thank you. Thats nice. Now, china word play policy may seem frivolous to those in the ranks. Its for the publics own good. The crack down comes over concerns puns may create misunderstanding for the public especially for minors. Jon thats what i dont understand. Why are puns especially confusing to minors . Theyre working hard my god im doing again. Im doing it again. So sorry, son of i apologize. Thats a pun. Put it back. We talked about this. Thank you. [laughing] this is so hard. [laughing] jon why does the Chinese Government hate punes so much . Why do they worry, what will happen . They mislead the public and could lead to cultural and linguistic chaos. Jon its true. Its like that time amelia bodelia was asked to make spring rolls and she stuffed the ambassador with springs. Oh, delightful misunderstanding cause a International Incident and to ease the tensions jon its okay. When they told her she faces a firing squad she thought they were making pottery. Shes look, im no china expert. People. Perhaps the government truly fears the country being over run by a surge of peking ducks, koi ponds, or green tea. But china, consider for a moment what you might be losing. The pun is a rich li literary tradition. One inspired by shakespeare. Its a linguistic dance. He will owe tkpwapbt in language. Subtle and complex in chinese. A simple adjustment in tone can up end the entire essence of a phrase. A World Without the pun that, sir, is no world at all. Jokers in china consider yourself warned. You have nowhere to pun. Jon you know i stand corrected. Ban that. This is smith forge hard cider. Its like cecil here. Strong. Sturdy. But not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. Built to refresh. Smith forge hard cider. Made strong. [ male announcer ] give extra. Get extra. [cheers and applause] jon welcome. My guest tonight is the executive director of doctors without boarders please welcome to the program Sophie Delaunay. [cheers and applause] jon thank you very much more joining us. Thank you for inviting me. Jon now, doctors without boarders has been working in very, very difficult lands and conditions for many, many years. I know you had many doctors working in liberia during the ebola crisis. Its my understanding that the ebola crisis is now over because americans are no longer getting it. So, i can only assume now all of your doctors have left the area and it is no longer a problem. I wish it was the case. Actually. I wish it was so in the united states. Its not the case. The outbreak shows no signs of abating in the region. There is a downward trend in monrovia. The capitol of liberia. There is a number of cases in the region. Sierra leone is the area of big concern. And the aid unfortunately is in sufficient. Jon its in sufficient. Have governments, now the news media has less focus on it have you seen a drop in the type of funding that you need for that sort of thing . Have governments abandoned the effort and its left now to the ngos on the ground, is that what is happening . Its not exactly what is happening. Its what is happening is the aid is just now being effective on the ground. It has taken three months. Its been very very slow to deploy. The plan in the beginning of september is yesterdays plan. It does not coincide to todays news. Not only is there still a need for additional response. The response as it was designed three months ago is no longer for example, at that time there was a huge need for additional beds and isolation units in monrovia, right. Its no longer the case. There are cases in monrovia of not enough beds. What is needed at the moment is a very flexible and agile to adapt to the evolving nature of the evolving nature of the outbreak. Jon what i hear from you is you need more beds. We need a few more beds. What we have learned from the crisis its not just one element of the response making a difference. Its the full package. You need isolation units and contract tracing, surveillance, education, insite burial. Its all of this. Jon you seem to learn any issue at any part of the world in a way we use to feel like oceans isolate us or western improvements isolate us, they dont. If we dont deal with the problems in areas they will rise up and cause issues all around the world. Thats for sure. Virus knows no boarders. Jon viruses and doctors, neither one. Exactly. Jon very interesting. Which one mutates faster, thats my question. [laughing] jon what do you think about, we had some doctors here and nurses who i think courageously went to these areas with ebola to work with patients and came back. We decided the way to celebrate that, the way we do it in our country is we shun them. We put them in isolation. Did that cause a chilling affect on your ability to recruit people to work. It didnt have an effect on our ability to recruit at the moment. It certainly had an effect on the volunteers that were at that moment in the field. Jon really. Who were suppose to return in different conditions. Some of them had to change their plans. They had to come back earlier because of these measures which of course has a impact on our identity to respond on the ground. More importantly it creates an additional stigma on the people. By just exacerbating the fear on the population. Creating a false sense this is a threat when we know if you dont have anything done youre not at risk of transmitting the virus. Jon what is a rotation, if someone wanted to be involved in doctors without boarders. What is the stint . A week, months, whats the plan. Usually nine months to a year. For the Ebola Outbreak its very different. Because of the demanding nature of the work. Its so stressful and high risk, also it requires such specific skills. We manage rotations every five to six weeks for our international staff. So, its a very demanding recruitment that is put in place. Lets not forget that 90 of the work that is the lion share of the work is done from National Colleagues on the ground. They have been fighting this out break since the month of march. For them there is no rotation. Jon its just there and making progress. Will you stick around for a little bit as we go to commercial. The point is we need resources and a focus on the issue. It has much to go. Lets not let our guard down. Jon stick around for a little bit. Sophie delaunay. [ applause ] this is the iphone 6. And this is the iphone 6 plus. You know the new a8 chip is powerful it brings gaming to the next level. I mean, if youre into that kinda thing. Yeah, if youre into that kinda thing. Watch out for that enemy turret, koshka i got it, glaive alright, now lets destroy the vain crystal wait, im going to upgrade from barbed needle to serpent mask. Im going to buy some minion candy too. Dont forget an eclipse prism. Why would i want an eclipse prism in a situation like this . Stop playing like a noob, glaive. Oh. Really koshka . Like the time you took on adagio with nothing but some journey boots and a scout trap . I knew you were going to bring that up can i pet your cloud please . Sure [ rumbling ] woah aah he doesnt like to be touched there. Mmm [ male announcer ] pet the rainbow taste the rainbow. 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