Christmas release this report is the frozen of c. I. A. Clan destined didacted torture reports let me go let me go nobodys electrocuting olaf for information because he would melt. Why to we need to see the torture report anyway . We got to the bottom of this h years ago this government does not torture people. Jon pow if that famed patter of feet says we dont torture, who are we do disagree . When he says, this government does not torture people, what do you think of my feet . laughter lets let Dianne Feinstein try to make a meal out of a morsel. C. I. A. Detainees kept in darkness, constantly shackled in isolated cells with loud noise or music and only a bucket to use for human waste. Stripped naked, diapered, physically struck and put in various physical stress positions for long periods of time. Deprived of sleep for days. In one case, up to 180 hours. Hands tied together over their heads, chained to the ceiling. Rough takedowns in which a detainee was grabbed from a cell, clothes cut off, hooded, and dragged up and down a dirt hallway. The case in which a prisoners lunch tray consistle of hummus, pasta and nuts were pure rayepured and rectally inf. laughter jon could i get a reaction shot of how im feeling right now . laughter you know, its funny. I just made a movie about a guy who triumphed over inhuman conditions in imprisonment, and i dont think they did half of that to him. I dont think it worked because he was innocent. Of the 119 individuals found to have been detained in the program, the Committee Found 26 were wrongfully held. Jon thats not the same as completely innocent. Can i see that footage again . Jon what . Who authorized how did we okay. Did we know we were doing this . The c. I. A. Systematically lied to itself, to the white house, the department of justice and to congress. Jon the c. I. A. Withheld stuff from the senators. Basically the c. I. A. Lied to everyone. The report says the techniques didnt produce results that really mattered to save lives. The c. I. A. Didnt tell president bush about the full nature of the e. I. T. S till april of 2006. Jon oh, well with, that explains why bush was out there saying we didnt torture. He didnt know about it this whole thing wait a minute, when did they tell him . April 2006. Jon and when did he angrily and defensive say, we dont torture people this government does not torture people. audience reacts jon okay hold on all i have to do is figure out which statement came first. All right. Hold on a second. All right. Im so bad with the aughts. Carry the 06 7, 8, 9 wait a second can we get pope gregory on the line . I have a question about his ordered system of dates. laughter all right. So the c. I. A. Knew, the executive branch knew, im assuming the Senate Intelligence committee knew. All im saying is thank god theres a new executive branch in charge now who made it a priority to get to the bottom of the most shameful chapter of the most Transparent Administration in history. Dianne feinstein was asked to delay reports released. There are the 9,000 documents the committee would like to get its hands on and the intelligence agencies wont give those up. The white house so far isnt making them. Jon okay, but to be fair to the president , he was great on colbert last night. applause by the way, my guess is scheduling was not a coincidence. Look, mr. President , you bet gert nit tonight because when this report hits, to put it bluntly, come tuesday, you wont be slow jamming bleep till 2016. Okay, anything snells. The contractors provided the official evaluations of whether detainees psychological states allowed for the continued use of the enhanced techniques. Even for some detainees, they themselves were interrogating, a clear conflict of interest and violation of professional guidelines. Jon conflict of interest . Im glad you threw in bureaucratic corruption to bring forward this dlie dliewnl, yeahe fed guys through their bleep . And the office supplies, youd think post its grew on trees well, this is a blockbuster and i bet tonight there are a lot of powerful people in langley and elsewhere who would love to get their hands on the Senate Committees elite investigators and make their lives a living hell which is why i think their names should never come to light. I want to thank the Intelligence Committee staff who performed this work. They are dan jones, evan godesman and tad turner, elisa starszac. Jon do you have to release everything in front of the cameras while were releasing everything, according to this report, we did far more unspeakable things to much large number of people with negligible effects and lied about it for years on end. Whats the up side . America is big enough to add a mitt when its wrong and confident enough to learn from its mistakes. History will judge us by our commitment to a just society governed by law and the willingness to face an ugly truth and say, never again. laughter jon you want us to do that okay, yeah, well face that ugly truth. I just want to figure out, how did they get the cheese in the did they get the cheese in the crcr dont settle for 4g lte coverage thats smaller or less reliable when only one network is americas largest and most reliable 4g lte network verizon. With xlte, our 4g lte bandwidth has doubled in over 400 cities. And now, save without settling. Get 2 lines with 10gb of data for just 110. Or 4 lines for just 140. And get a 150 bill credit for each smartphone you switch. Only on verizon. Quality. Uncompromising. Unchanging. Its our golden rule. And apparently others agree. cheers and applause jon welcome back now, as the last few weeks have shown, the fight for civil rights is a long and difficult journey. Happily, the next five minutes will be easier than that as Jordan Klepper reports. The American South has come a long way since the 60s but in winstonsalem they have found a new minority to discriminate against. Atheists. A restaurant in North Carolina is giving customers a discount if they pray before you eat. Jon marys gourmet diner is giving a 15 discount for believers which according to outspoken atheist dan barker is a violation of civil rights. Marys diner is very significant. Under the law selma and a 15 discount are the same i think the. Selma jon selma, birmingham, marys diner . Yes, in one case racism and the other religion. Jon i went to stair into the face of mary. We set out to make everyone feel welcome. We just felt it was an act for rewarding people for being grateful. We never thought of it as discriminatory at all. Jon how long have you been a bigot . Im not a bigot. Jon you would never serve the people from the freedom of religion. Ive never met them. Jon you never talked to them when they came . They never showed up. Jon bull bleep . I dont think anyone from freedom went to marys. Jon you didnt go there . It came to our attention through social media. Jon youre trolling the internet. Some are, we are not. Jon but there were actual atheists who ate at marys and they were dehumanized. I dont feel like i have been discriminated against. Jon why not . I got the discount. Jon why, you broke your core whreefs . No, i just said thank you to the dhef. I get other discounts. I get one to the symphony for being a subscriber. Jon why all the hullabaloo . I think theyre just being dicks. Jon youre not being a dick, are you . Thats like when did you stop beating your wife. Jon what . Did you did you what are you telling me right now . Your question was youre not just being a dick. By answering that i would have to assume i was at least being a dick, so i cant answer that question till its properly formulated. Jon but are you being a dick . If you want to label someone who fights for civil rights in the first amendment, a dick, youre welcome to do that. But obviously were getting the discount for praying, that was the problem. Thats not true. It doesnt have to be a prayer, it can just be a moment of quiet interinspection. Jon let me get this straight, if i want a discount, i could do this . deep breath yes. Jon youre bleep me. Not anybody can get it. Watch, this right here gets you 15 . This right here. Jon we dont do it. What atheist would pray to a nonentity . No one does that . One who doesnt want to pray full price for a b. L. T. Jon if you want to be a hypocrite atheist. What will happen . You go to nut hell . Jon i have too much integrity to pretend im talking to a ghost in the sky. But you will bitch over 25 cents extra for eggs . Jon yeseggs . Yes, and its the principle. A letter was sent to marys diner saying she was in violation of the civil rights act. Are you kidding me . Im an atheist. I get it. We need someone fighting the good fight. Is this a good fight . You can say its more or less unfair but its stale unfair. Take genocide, suppose you exterminated a whole group of people, 20,000, but the other exterminated 20 million, one is small by comparison but the same crime. Genocide . When i say genocide, are you thinking a number . What are retalking about, marys gourmet diner . Marys gourmet diner is a small picture, genocide is a big picture. Thats my point. Would you think greater genocide is worse than a smaller . No, general o side is general o side. Marys gourmet is brunch. We werent comparing. Yes. We were making an analogy. Hich is a comparing. I know how to fix this. These guys are just being petty assholes, right . I you wont say it because youre a nice person. But lets take a moment of silence if we agree these guys are petty assholes. Absolutely. In the end, maybe we would be better off if dan would lighten the bleep up. I dont know about that. Hear about the atheist, rabbi and the priest walk into a bar . The rabbi and priest shut the door before the atheist can get in the bar because they dont want to hang out with him because hes a dick. Thats a joke . No, its what happens. Jon Jordan Klepper, well the Volkswagen Golf was just named motor trends 2015 car of the year. So was the 100 electric egolf, and the 45 highway mpg tdi clean diesel. And last but not least, the High Performance gti. Looks like were gonna need a bigger podium. The Volkswagen Golf family. Motor trends 2015 cars of the year. To help spread some holiday cheer. Before earning 1 cash back everywhere, every time; and 2 back at the grocery store. 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Were exxonmobil and powering the world responsibly is our job. Because boiling an egg. Isnt as simple as just boiling an egg. Life takes energy. Energy lives here. cheers and applause jon welcome back. My guests tonight, a former Deputy National security advisor and an Academy Award winning director. They are here to discuss a p. S. A. Called last days. siren screeching roaring bird sounds jon please welcome to the program Kathryn Bigelow and juan zarate hello cheers and applause have a seat thank you for being here thank you. Jon boy, that film got us interested in doing this piece. Its phenomenal and an incredible story. Well get to that in a second. The c. I. A. Report dropped today. Zero dark 30, as you watch that you see the reports come out, the c. I. A. Has been lying about the efficacy, they lied about how much they tortured. Does this blow your mind . Did you see this and think, oh, my god, are they lying to me . Is the whole narrative different . Interesting question. I mean, i really made the movie based on the reporting that we did at the time. Jon right. I applaud transparency in government so i think its good its out there. Its complicated. Its very, very complicated. Jon mind blowing, i tell ya. Would be a good dvd extra. Im not trying to sell extra copies. Im just saying a couple of comments in there. Jon but what made you want to make this film about the elephant trade and how does juan who works in National Security get involved in this . Its a mindblowing story. Over a year ago, i came upon information that elephant poaching i was already interested in making a feature about it but i realized there was an intersection between elephant poaching and terrorism. When you look at west gate mall, alshabaab took responsibility for that and were financing their nefarious acts through elephant poaching. I would call that an emergency in that we have a decade or less worth of elephants in the wild because to have the slaughter. Jon they have been doing this but now that terrorism is involved, theyre taken it up a notch . Yes, its on an industrial scale. What you have with wildlife trafficking is the fourth largest Financing Network economy in the world. Jon its a black economy. Over 23 billion a year. Jon in wildlife. It exploded in terms of value. China is a major demander for the product. Certainly the u. S. As well with. What you see as kathryn has pointed out so vividly in the film is these groups, alshabab, connected to al quaida in somalia, the militia responsible for the atrocities in darfur are in this. You have the resistance army, massive kidnappers of children who have killed hundreds of people. Theyve all tapped into this network and economy and are profiting from it. This is where our National Security meets our natural security and thats why i joined with kathryn to help her out. Jon you come up with this film andeth beautifully done and very artistically rendered, but there is the connection where all of a sudden you think, oh, my god, that Little Elephant i have that i got in the souvenir shop, they said it wasnt ivory but maybe it is and maybe this is contributing to this trade. Exactly. This is the sort of terrorism you can do something about by not buying these little trinkets or supporting this trade. You can actually put a stop on their revenue stream. Jon didnt you do that . In this country, we made the ivory trade illegal, yes . There was a period where there was a ban on ivory trade. With the increase in wealth in asia, this demand has picked up and these groups are profiting. America is the next biggest profit in the world outside of asia. I used to live on canal street. They sell an ivory elephant. They actually carve the thing they got it from. The tragedy is they actually cut the face off the elephant sometimes when theyre alive to get the tusks out. Jon thats horrible. What can be done . We tried that with mileage for our cars because they were also using oil. That didnt work. Thats true. One elephant is killed approximately every 15 minutes. My hope is where we have this web site, there are a lot of actions. You can write interpol, the u. N. , the white house, you can write congressmen, theyre a Bipartisan Coalition there to support the elephants, support legislation to protect the elephants. But my hope is we could creact an activist every 15 minutes. Jon within the countries this is occurring, is there a movement to prevent this or is it beyond their scope and control . The poachers, the networks and terrorists are outgunning and outspending the government and thats a real problem. But theres a recognition. You know, the loss of the elephants and the environment is really a loss of the tourist revenue, the loss of the ability to have a sustainable economy. So theres a recognition this is a problem, but these are groups that are violent, theyre trying to make a profit and trying to kill not just elephants but people. Exactly. Youre not just saving elephant, youre actually saving people. And we have a decade before they will be extinct. Jon well, i have to say, as a method for getting out, its an incredibly powerful work and i really appreciate it. Thank you for showing it to me and sharing it and being at the forefront of this, and you as well. You can see last days. Visi did you know you can use an iphone 6 to make a call from almost any apple device . Really . Yeah. Give me a call on that macbook. Alright, call you now. [ringing] [french accent] hello, pierres bistro. Uhh, id like to make a reservation. [french accent] theres Nothing Available goodbye. Cmon dude. Dont hang up on me. 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