Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 2015

COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore January 20, 2015

Larry bring up the lights bring it up thank you thank you very much calm down thank you, thank you i am so excited to be here. Man, so exciting. I feel like theres so much to talk about. Especially if i had the show a year ago laughter all of the good bad race stuff happened already theres none left. Were done. Happy m. L. K. Day, everybody actually, wait, theres a 2015 injustice thats bugging me. Im talking, of course, about the oscar nominations. Or lack thereof. A very powerful Motion Picture was snubbed. This films message is as poignant today as it would have been when i was a kid. everything is awesome song from the leggo movie everything is awesome everything is cool when youre part of a Team Everything is awesome larry no, everything is not awesome how did the leggo movie not get nominated for best picture . God, this was shocking in less shocking news, this also happened. While the civil rights movie selma earned a best picture nomination, director ava duvernay was snubbed. So was lead actor David Oyelowo. Larry oh, black people didnt get nominated for an oscar . Yeah, im mad, i guess. Dont get me wrong. Ava duvernay should definitely have been nominated for best director. But David Oyelowo . Hes a british brother. Them. So what do we as a people need to do . I wish there were a black hollywood expert who could go to bat for us. Reverend sharpton called for an emergency meeting here in hollywood next week to discuss possible action around the academy awards. Larry sharpton . Again . No one else can represent us . Look, al, slow down. You dont have to respond to every black emergency. Youre not black batman or our racial fire chief. Im beginning to think a typical day at al sharptons Office Looks Like this. Thank you. We got one laughter larry true. True. Look at yourself, al sharpton. I appreciate your efforts, put youre literally stretching yourself thin. Take a break, man. Seriously. Theyre worried about you. How . You need to eat food. Not just air time. Okay. Something about this just doesnt seem right. Are we protesting too many things here . Since its m. L. K. Day, and since hes the patron saint of nonviolent protesters suck it, gandhi were going to talk about the state of the black protest. And there were a lot of them this year. There was the ferguson protest, the garner protest, and then the nypd protest of the handling of that protest. Then there was a black brunch protest. Yesterday in oakland, people were protesting police violence. And even as i speak tonight theres a demonstration going on in Grand Central station, because theres no better way to win the hearts and minds of white people than making them miss their train to connecticut. applause larry its true they hate that bleep laughter no i get it. Some people are discouraged. They think protests dont work anymore. But protests can work. Let me give you a few examples. 400,000 people marched in new york to protest Climate Change in september, and it succeeded as america and china signed a climate accord a few months later. Wow. Thats pretty good, right . cheers and applause i mean, more power to these folks because if we dont figure this out, then it wont just be black people saying i cant breathe. audience reacts oh too soon . Too soon . Yeah, i choked him, thank you very much. And dont forget the minimumwage protest last year. Fast food workers took to the streets demanding a raise in their pay. And it worked the minimumwage rose in 21 states to start the new year, leaving unpaid chipotle employees much much closer to one day being able to afford chipotle. One day, guys. Dont try to get it all. Not all at once. And finally, guys, this is the most amazing protest of them all, and im not making this up. The organization Harry Potter Alliance waged a fight with Warner Brothers to ensure that all chocolate sold with harry potters likeness was fair trade, and even that worked what . That worked and i have to say, as happy as i am for the gryffindor win, after ferguson and garner, it bugs me a little bit that in 2014 this is the only chocolate that got justice. applause but my point is, it succeeded. So they can work lets look at the real situation. Many critics called the recent black protest unfocused. I wont mention any names. coughs oprah. Sorry. I had something stuck in my stedman. Not calling anybody out but in fairness its not completely accurate. You see, its not that these protests are less focused, its that the goals are less tangible. In the old days, it was about being able to sit at a lunch counter or going to the same schools or even voting. Today were just trying to not get shot on our way to work. Now look, i know it sounds like im exaggerating and people may think, larry, calm down, police arent targeting black guys. Okay, roll 122. Tonight, a south florida family is outraged by this image right here and others. They say North Miami Beach police used it and the images of five other minorities as targets during weapons training. People that are out there supposed to be protecting us are using us as target practice. Larry that story was reported way back in. Today. Okay . laughter the police in florida are literally using pictures of young black men as targets how can we see that and be surprised when it happens in real life . Im not surprised when kobe hits a jumper. That dude practices well be right back. cheers and applause taxes are your year, only much simpler. You can handle simpler. Intuit turbotax. Its amazing what youre capable of. At tmobile, you can hook up the whole family for a 100 a month. Get 4 lines with unlimited talk, text, and up to 10 gigabytes of 4g lte data. And now the next big thing is here. Get the hottest device for everybody in the family for 0 down. So you can switch today. Priory take the money and run cover its like youre getting away with something. New crunchwrap sliders. Crunchy fritos craveable flavors, just for a buck. Larry okay welcome back to the show were continuing our discussion on protests. Joining us is our very own the nightly show contributor shenaz treasury. cheers and applause larry hiphop artist and activist talib kweli cheers and applause larry new jersey senator cory booker cheers and applause and comedian and costar of the film black or white bill burr cheers and applause senatorbooker, back in you wrote a powerful oped in the wake of the rodney king verdict. 1992 cheers and applause thank you. Larry you wrote an article after the rodney king riots. You said, im a black man. I am 6 feet 3 inches tall and 230 pounds, just like king. Do i scare you . Yeah. Larry so 23 years later does someone like you still scare people . I wrote that argument and republished it later. I wanted to let the rawness to have the experience come back out. Larry the situations are not made up. You look nice in a suit. Do you feel like youre a hoodie away of being face down on the pavement, right . laughter there was a picture of you and ali in the city. You were right there, i saw pictures of you on cnn, did that make any difference . Personally it did. You think montgomery bus boycotts is not so far in the past and that took a year and a half. They chose rose is a parks to they chose rosa parks to be the person. Larry are white people tired of black protests . Speaking for all white people i have to be honest, i dont know. Is protesting legal, might be my question because it seems like they say it is but then the cops show up immediately and theres a fight and everybody gets arrested and its over. So i dont know if youre allowed to. Larry shenaz, does that happen where you are from . Gandhi started the whole idea of protesting. Maybe somebody should go on a hunger strike. Larry that aint gonna happen. I dont blame you guys because you have 99cent menus and all you can eat buffets so even Mahatma Gandhi would be tempered. When people are saying black on black crimes, black lives matter, where blacks are being killed. The last 30 years alone, our federal prison population increased 800 . This is not something to be proud of as americans. Larry no. Over 70 are nonviolent offenders. So weve created a criminal culture within our country where we are pushing more and more people into this very taxpayer extensive system where we are spending so much money on jails and prison and proration bags and courts and not investing in education infrastructure, empowering people to succeed in the first place and thats something that should be protested and changed. cheers and applause larry i agree. Absolutely right. So, bill, is the answer for less black people in prison maybe more white people in prison . Yes absolutely laughter larry sorry. How did i end up on this show . laughter larry you keep it real more than any comedian out there. Me and my aryan haircut. laughter check it out. I read 93 of black people kill black people but 84 of white people kill white people so why dont we talk about that . Larry lets be clear, these arent incidents that happen in the black community. We are in a relationship with the police, lets be clear about that and our relationship is really bleep up at this point. laughter when the agoer comes out were reacting to the relationship that spans back years. And the rage, the article you brought up i expressed that, but if we reduce this to a binary thing, cops versus blacks thats reducing it to a binary point. We have to get into a conversation thats leading with love. cheers and applause larry you want to Say Something . Yeah. You know, i think those are important points. Its not about fracturing the community more, its about a community. You know, but in activist movements you have whats called solidarity and you realize what were fighting for so you dont go toward a rally to beat cancer and say well, all diseases matter. laughter you know, in the same instance it wouldnt be as bad if. Yeah, technically but youre right. All diseases matter yeah, well do that tomorrow. A whole month just for one disease. Breast cancer. Thats right. Everybody wears pink and some of the money gets to people, i guess. The rest of it goes to a giant pink yacht. laughter im extremely pessimistic about all this stuff. Larry really . Peaceful protests, i dont know if they get you anywhere in hue this day and age. Throughout history, if you read, the only way you truly affect great change is rikick louse acts of violence. Larry really . Oh, my gosh, no im not advocating it, but think about Mahatma Gandhi. Maybe you are advocating it i could find you a white guy to dunk, i could find the exception to the rule, but generally speaking people with no morals whatsoever are the ones that affect change. I agree with a lot of the sentiment and what bill is saying because we wouldnt be talking about ferguson if there wasnt a story about a riot if there wasnt a story there. Thats important. Its important to understand that the protesting needs to have that. Right, and sometimes through the pain and the noise and the fire and anger, sometimes we can find peace. Larry well be back and talk more with our panels. cheers and applause rock and roll music] co ive always found you dont know you need a hotel room until youre sure you do. Bartender thanks, captain obvious. Co which is what makes using the hotels. Com mobile app so useful. I can book a nearby hotel room from wherever i am. Or, i could not book a hotel room and put my cellphone back into my pocket as if nothing happened. Hotels. Com. 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When it comes to black images, is hiphop part of the problem or part of the solution . Feel free to free style your answer. Its all good. laughter hiphop is a corporate main stream hiphop negative images of black people with a byproduct. Larry problem or solution . Keep it 100. I am. Its a symptom. Root cause pathology in the neighborhood. Larry you will get weak feed if you dont keep it real man. Problem or solution. Chicago became violent, chicago came first. Larry keep it 100 cheers and applause all right bill, your movie is called black or white, and your wife is black right . Yes. Larry if you had to choose the race of your child laughter okay hold on no i dont buy the biracial. Your child is either black or white right . Listening to those stats, white all the way cheers and applause thank you thank you larry keeping it 100, okay . Okay, i didnt realize that. Larry thats how you keep it 100 shenaz that was easy that was one of the easiest questions i ever got applause laughter larry youre talking down the street, this person is a white person, this side the black person. Which side of the street are you walking on . Depends whos hotter. cheers and applause larry okay, got 100 last question thats like if you could grow hair would you. Larry no, i get to choose it, thats the only way you can keep it 100. Bring it. Larry ready . Got to keep it 100. Bring it. Larry do you want to be president . No. Larry audience . booing i got some weak tea for you. applause larry let me just say this, we all, especially in politics, were far more too concerned with position than purpose. Larry the answer is yes well be right back. cheers and applause sorry. Your morning could use a hand. Taco bells steak and egg a. M. Crunchwrap with a hash brown inside. A whole breakfast in one hand. cheers and applause larry okay, thank you thats all the time we have for tonight. I want to thank our panelists senator cory booker, bill burr, talib kweli, and our very own shenaz treasury. cheers and applause larry thank you so much. Finally, i ask my panelists to keep it a hundred, and i hold myself to that same standard. Thats why i want you to use twitter to ask me to keep it a hundred every night. One question will be picked each night, and i dont get to see it until right now. Tomorrow, you will get to ask the question. But tonights question comes from someone who works at the show. Here it is. Oh my god. Whats the last racist thought you had . I think i was walking down the street yesterday and i thought, does that white woman think im going to steal her purse . Its horrible. Im a horrible person okay . But now its your turn. On tomorrows show, we will talk about bill cosby and the more than three dozen women who have accused him of rape. Ask me anything about cosby and dont forget to use the keepit100. And lastly, a tip of the hat and a wag of the finger to my buddy stephen colbert. cheers and applause thanks for making 11 30 special, my friend. God speed and goodnightly captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org. Its 11 59 and 59 second, this happened on deadspin, yesterdays packers seahawks game was insane, im told. But as you can guess im not the biggest sports head fine. So to help me break down the game pleat welcome noted realtor and Chris Hardwick incubator and the biggest sports fan i know no joke my mom sharon

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