Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. An unexpected visitor dropped into a Childrens Clothing store over the weekend. The wild boar the nightly, Rick Santorum wants to bomb isis back to the 7th century and Rick Santorum heres an idea, you go with them. Our reporter says something stupid to ted cruz. No i didnt say that backyard wards. An tom brady suspended for four gamesafter deflate gate. Proving that the nfl treats the abusing footballs twice as harshly as a becausing abusing women am time to drop some bombs yall, this is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central applause very good. Thank you very much. Thank you. So nice. Youre so kind all the time. Im larry bill more. We have a great show. Joel mchale from the community, i love that show. Were going to talk about that deflate gate scandal a little later. I know everybody is talking about it but first our top story. Everybody knows that congress is 80 white 80 male. So you would be forgiven for thinking that president ial candidate ted cruz is cust an average republican politician straight white. laughter however senator cruz is of cuban descent so cuban in fact that cruz says of his father quote he was a guerrilla throwing molotov cocktails and blowing up buildings. During the cuban revolution. Wow. Man. Thats more cuban than Elian Gonzalez eating a pork and plan taken sandwich while smoking a cohiba that was rolled on the sides by at the cruz father while relaxes at the buninga Vista Social Club with johnny ola and hemingway in the back of a car from the 50s. Thats all i foe about cuba. Im serious. Thats all i got. Thats all i know. A lot of stuff. Of course im swroking about this because im on a comedy sow but how do journalist as approach this cuban american president ial candidate. When you filled out your application to princeton to Harvard Law School did you list yourself as a hispanic . Maybe a little bit of truth but i you think stand. I mean this year jeb bush said he accidentally listed himself as hispanic on a Voter Registration form once. Hmmmm. Look, i get it jeb whenever i order from the movie tickets for a movie online i always petition the 11yearold button by accident. Its an accident. They keep saving me 14 i dont know how that happens. Anyhow the certificate you have continues. Do you have a favorite cuban food cuban dish . I grew up eating cuban food all the time. My grandparents. What is your favorite dish . What is your favorite dish . No no no. I dont believe youre cuban. Prove it by saying what yourive rit cuban dish s answer me fake cuban man you know pick ario i grew up eating all the time. We it plan takens beans age rice. Uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh. Is it beans and rice or rice and beans. Dont [bleep] with me. All right all right okay. Maybe hes just having fun with him. But hes got to be satisfied with that. Beans rice sounds supercuban to me or as they say in havana sup cube. You believe he is de havana now. Favorite, you like cuban music, do you have a favorite cuban singer . Mister you may have passed my cuban food test. But lets see how you do with my cuban music test all right. Because one of us is not leaving this interview until he establishes his level of kubality. Now. I have to admit in that im much more of a texan. I tend to listen to Country Music more than cuban music. Well played, fake cuban senator cruz. Well played. [bleep] got to do something. You would have to know if only there was some way i could get him to sing some i know i will just slip it in at the end of a question to see if he notices. laughter that will trip him up. He will be none the wiser. Stop impressing me. Finally i want to give you the tant to directly el come your colleague senator sanders to the race and would like you to do it if you would enespanol. Okay this is literally turning into a spanish inquisition. Literally. Seriously, what the [bleep] man. Hold on. Something about this just makes you feel a little sick no, its not some of that halperin would stoop to such low journalistic standards trying to trip somebody up on their ethnic identity card, it is just he is actually making me feel sorry for ted cruz. I think im okay im okay. I think i just threw up mi boca. laughter larry i dont even know if that is accurate. Now halperin actually apologized, cruz accepted his apology but im concerned. What if halperin gets in a room with ben carson,if you have so black dr. Carson how do you like your chitlins. But ted cruz lets move on to someone really loco Rick Santorum. Now yes former pennsylvania senator santorum seems to be gearing up for the president ial race. Hes getting his bible dogeared his cross shined and his rhetoric polished. What i believe we need to do is to confront the two great threats in the middle east that confront us today if these folks want to bring back a 7th century version of islam then my recommendation is lets load our bombers up and bomb them back to the 7th century. Larry Rick Santorum there is such a thing is a time bomb but it doesnt actually make you go back in time. laughter look i want to get rid of isis too but i think were going to need a better Foreign Policy than opening up the space time continuum thats all im saying. applause a little more details. applause as long as we open that up the th century cyrus of alexandria. Welcome to the show. Pause plaus now mister i didnt get your last name. I dont have one. Batt my parents died of old age before they could tell me my surname. Oh. Im sorry your parents must have been really old when they had you. They were, my mom was 12 and my dad made it all the way to 13 so. Larry oh. Well i guess that makes sense in your time so what do you think about ice is isis getting billioned back to your time. They would not be welcome there, larry. They wouldnt. They are bastardized version of islam with in the fly. That is not the type of islam my boy mohammed promotes rz wait. Larry wait, you know the prophet muhammad. Yeah hes my neighbor. His kid goes to sal with my kids. Well, my son. Larry okay. This is this sounds so unbelievable. You done believe me . Well i know i have a beautiful drawing of him somewhere. Larry no, no no no no. No. Larry cyrus cyrus. I did it myself. Larry no, please please dont. You dont need to show me that. All right. Its your loss. Hes a good looking fellow his smile lights up a room. Larry im sure it does. Its electric. Larry please continue. I dont know why you think this new religion is violent. First of all mohammed is a very peaceful guy. I barely hear him next it door. Larry so is this whole idea of bombing isis back to the 7th century sounds like a bad idea. Larry they have guns. The last thing we need in the 7th century are more things that can kill people. Because everything here already does. One of my daughters stubbed her toe she died. Larry wow. Thats horrible. You know how my fourth wife died the hiccups. Larry well, that just seems unnecessary. Well she was also in a knife fight so i suppose that that might have something to do with it. Look larry the boy is you can keep isis an keep Rick Santorum while you are at it. Come on even in the 7th century that guys ideas why outdated. Larry wow. Its true. Larry really . All right cyrus of alexandria everybody well be right back. cheers and applause right now, verizon is offering unlimited talk. And text. Plus 10 gigs of shareable data. Yeah, 10 gigantic gigs. For 80 a month. And 15 per line. More data than ever. For more of what you want. On the network thats 1 in speed. Call. Data. 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Now if you have watched the news at all you noticed the cops are become getting caught on camera doing very bad things to black peoplement and while these videos have gotten a lot of attention, the individual wro production has not. Here to say more on this is oh hello there. Im contributor and parttime film professor. Today were going to take you you to one of our post popular filmmaking classes Police BrutalityVideo Production 101. This course helps aspiring filmmakers make it in one of the fastest Growth Industries in america today. I will provide you with the helpful tips to film the police for those moments when you know [bleep] is about to go down. Framing. Whats the bigger tragedy a black man getting kicked to death by the police or shooting it vertically. Definitely the black man getting kicked death however we cant do [bleep] about that. But what we can do is respect the aspect ratio by turning our phone from here to here. Therefore maximizing the 16 by 9 frame. Here say crime that wont be prosecuted, shot vertically. To be wants to see those bars on the side of your screen that is nothing black you want your viewer the black you want your viewers to focus on. Look what happens when you turn your phone horizon tallly. Lighting. Now the lighting technique you use will have a major impact on the call of your final product. Fortunately for you dirt bag cops usually think they are above the law but Police Brutality happens in broad [bleep] daylight happy shooting not you dirt bag cops my students. Larry . Hi there. You snuck up on me. Dirty cop. Well finally editing. Dont bother to the going to need it you mi think you have a narrative for a cable news channel or a grand jury i can assure you you have not. But good work students. Larry there you have it. Youre ready to film your tocking shooting or classic good old American Police beatdown. Now remember it is your constitutional right to film the police in public spaces and make sure you tell that to the cop while he is shattering your bone into a thousand pieces. S thiss it for todays lesson. The nightly show film school im Professor Mike yard. Thank you. Goodbye. [bleep] out of here. You got another [bleep] to do. Larry thanks professor yard well be right back. We were below the 88th southern parallel. We had traveled for over 850 miles. My men driven nearly mad from starvation and frostbite. Today we make history. Bienvenidos welcome to the south pole if youre dora the explorer, you explore. Its what you do. What took you so long . If you want to save fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance you switch to geico. Its what you do. You did it, yay what do you think . When i first sit in the seat it makes me think of a bmw. I feel like im in a lexus. You would think that this was a brand new audi. Its like a luxury car. Feels kind of like an infinity. 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You get a little hostile when youre hungry. Better . Better. Marcia, marcia, marcia. Okay, welcome back. Im here with my panel comedian actor ahmed ahmed right here. Lost of arise entertainment 360, lola o gun ache. Agunnaike. There you go i looic that. Larry very good. And comedian of a very funny show its classic Community Available on yahoo stream. Joel mchale everybody. Joel mchale. I was also in four everybody. Larry so i want to talk about this the tom brady thing because everybody has been talking about. He was punished first of all, he did it. There is to doubt about that. Everybody agrees about that right . Yeah. No. Youre not like a yes yes. Personally did it . He knew about it he ordered it. He called the guy the deflator, so yes he knew. Exactly. Is theyre completely thrown under the bus who did the deflating. The 35yearold ball boy, is that right . 35yearold ball boy. He is 35 years old if you are i ball boy at 35 what am i going to do you know, i have been ball boying for 35 years. If you give the balls to another team theyre going to this is so dumb t is so overdone. Larry so what is worse about this cheating or lying . What are we more mad at. Lying about cheelting i think is worse. Yes. You have to be good at lying if you want to cheat. We learned that watching bill clinton right. If are you going to cheat, cheat. But then the tell truth once you get busted but if you cheat and you lie about the cheating then you got to be able the blue dress and ken starr report. I love that clinton thought he had a good lie. He did. Am i right ladies . And everybody was like no. No. More mad at him for cheating or lying. I think he was doing a service because with all the concussionsing you dont want to be hit in the head with a hard overinflated ball. You want it soft ball to hit. I think hes doing a service. Larry doing a service for all nfl players by doing this. But hes only being fined what 12 million that is about. Larry might only be 1 million. Gisele will pick up the tab. Yeah i mean he gets paid 2 million to put on heels if he never works again can be a stay at home dad and be killing. Larry i have to stay home with my model wife. My hot model wive. Maybe if we were to beat the balls in an elevator security cam then his it would be he wouldnt be sus penned for as many games. He got twice the suspension of rea ray rice. I still dont think that is the enough. Im not the biggest if the ball fan in the world. I will admit that. Larry you dont think four games is enough. No, absolutely not. If you think about it if your job is to play the game with integrity in a legitimate way and you deflate the balls that is giving you an unfair advantage and you win the superball as a result, no, you dont deserve to win. Not only do you not deserve to win you didnt deserve to play for the entire season, i would say. If the nfl was serious about second a message about this game being played fairly they should suspend him. But i dont think they are cheers and applause what dow mean no the only reason hes not the only reason hes if the being suspended is because hes tom brady and he makes the nfl millions upon millions of dollars. It should be ten yards nobody cares. Every player in every single sport cheats on every play. If you every guard is holding on to the defensive player every play. And if it wasnt on the outside they get called its just not that big of a deal. Are you saying that its okay look my wife and i got into a huge argue about this so i knock her out in this elevator. And. Bauz you had the decency to drag her outside the elevator or did you leave her in. Why would he do that. I got halfway through and i was like i got a text message. Are we seriously joke being this right now. That is what i want to know. Are we seriously joke being in. Literally Comedy Central. It is a central part of comedy. Larry it is Central House for come deal. I want to show bradys denial. I have to show this. This is how he denied. Is tom brady a cheater. laughter i dont believe so. Larry i dont believe so. Could you imagine if you have cheated on me. I dont believe so. It doesnt sound like something Larry Wilmore would do. I wasnt even listening, i just got lost in his eyes. Larry how much of this is how much of it is instead of a player cheating it is player hating. People just want to see tom brady just come down. Yeah, hes rich hes talented. Good looking he has a hot wife. Get rid of him. S that to me is one of the most American Parts of the story. We dont like heim hes too much of a winner. Hate on the winners. I love him. I think look im a seahawks fan and we should have run the ball on that last play. With and i still. Larry i think they should be suspended the whole season for that play. The one true pushment every time you google