[cheers and applause] larry welcome to the nightly show. I appreciate it. Such a good crowd. Tonight showed im just going to talk about what foundation i wear. [laughter] we have a great show for you. By the way joining us on the panel tonight, very funny young man, very talented actor as well. That was some storm over the weekend. It was much stronger than i thought a storm named jonas could be. I thought it would start out strong and them make up, leaving me just cold on the inside. There was one great thing that came out of the storm. Take a look at this footage from the national zoo. Ah, a portly animal luxuriating in the whiteness, which brings us to donald trump [laughter] yesterday, trump found a new ethnic group for his followers to kick out sikhs. And one protester. The man in the red turban interrupted trump as he spoke about terrorism. Goodbye reporter security escorting him out, the crowd went wild larry we have to update our hate trump window card. Hes on fired. I cant believer it. Turn on the board. Somebody at home must have loved hate trump billion go at this point billion go a bingo at. Quality service, justice of life. And the followers wear ter bans so they are frequently mistaken for muslims and often victims of hate crimes here in the united states. Larry thats pretty [bleep] dont forget thats who you are. Larry thats right. He surrounds himself with hate supporters. Take the Trump Campaign ad. This is about president obama. This corrupt country has a head negro in charge. What is the train car in the 1940s. Hate being at home. That expression is hnic which actually means head you call obama that you cant trick me, thats what you were saying. Black people from now on lets just stay away from anything named katrina. After he tweeted this. Perfect obamas dad born in africa, mitt romneys dad born in mexico. Any purebreeds left . We get it, katrina, message received you want to be an oscar voter all right, enough. These were the people that trump surrounds himself with and hes proud of it. It doesnt even hurt his campaign. And his poll numbers keep going up. In fact trump himself cant believe how indestructible he is. I have loyal people. I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldnt lose any voters okay much its inceil. Larry making a joke shooting somebody and get away with it. Can you believe the head negro made this joke when hes running for office. Do you think he would have been put in charge of all of us. The police would have been there so quick at that rally. I mean [bleep] like a terrorists. I keep saying give me something, baby [bleep] we said it before and we need to say it again. Trumps a troll you guys. He is. He is like a little troll doll. Seriously everything he does is troll like. He trolls his opponents. He trolls the other candidates. He trolls everyone who says anything negative about him. He even trolls every reporter who tries to interview him. Hes the one holding the interview and now its like hes acquired some kind of like magical troll powers that are even surprising to him. Powers that wont even let him lose at this point. You got that right, larry, you got it right, baby. Youre absolutely right, larry im trying like hell to lose this election and i dont know how to do it. Larry wait, youre trying to lose . of course i am i dont want to be president i want to run beauty pageants and scout out fourth wife candidates. And why in the world would i want to fly around in a smaller jet . Larry i cant believe the reason why youre doing this crazy thing is youre trying to lose. Look i got into the books and now i cant get out. How about if i killed that panda in the snow. Larry no my god, no. There are pan dawes. My supports would say im tough on china. They are really moron these people. Larry i agree with you on that. Have you ever thought of just quitting. Just being honest with the American People and saying you really dont want this . Sorry i wasnt paying attention. I was retweeting something a white supremacist wrote. Bye losers. Larry donald trump troll everybody. Everybody. Well be right back. Give extra. Get extra. When youre born in millions of years to form, youre inspired to coldage your beer. Which, thankfully, takes less than a million years. Coors light. Born in the rockies. Switch and get a brand new Cricket Wireless lg risio for 19. 99, or take a spin with the Samsung Galaxy grand prime for 29. 99 Cricket Wireless. Something to smile about. My here at c. K. Mondavi. On, the Vice President of operations to make this fine wine it takes a lot of energy. Pg e is the energy expert. We reached out to pg e to become more efficient. My job is basically to help them achieve their goals around sustainability and really to keep their overhead low. Solar and Energy Efficiency are all core values of pg e. Theyve given us the tools that we need to become more efficient and bottom line save more money. Together, were building a better california. Larry welcome back. Though trump keeps gaining among republican voters, one conservative magazine is smearing the gop frontrunner. The Influential National review is unveiling a special issue that opposes trumps run for the white house inside a blistering editorial calls trump, quote, a menace to american conservatism. Larry a menace to american conservatism and this is the magazine that called sarah palin the one. Yeah. So, why does the National Review see trump more clearly than so Many Republican voters . Well, we thought wed take a closer look with our nightly show optics examination, brought to you by warby parker. Warby parker get mo eyes from yo fo eyes to help me with todays exam, please welcome our new nightly show optics expert, reallife eye doctor and kentucky senator rand paul. [cheers and applause] larry welcome to the show. Have a seat. [cheers and applause] larry thanks for taking the time to be our nightly show optics expert. I assumed youd be too busy with president ial debates. Im going to be like a correspondent, right. Larry youre breaking up. Larry im right here. Exactly. So as an eye surgeon, whats your take on documente donald t. Larry, have you ever had a speck of dirt fly into your eye . Larry yeah, thats so annoying. Annoying. Irritating. Might even make you cry. Larry sure. But if the dirt doesnt go away, it will keep scratching away at your cornea, until it eventually blinds you with all its filth and makes fun of you on cnn. Laug[laughter] larry oh you got a little personal there. Got it. So youre saying the eye is a conservative voter and donald trump is the speck of dirt. No, larry. Donald trump is a delusional narcissist and an orangefaced windbag. A speck of dirt is way more qualified o be president. Larry well said. Our new correspondent rand paul everybody. Youre breaking up. Larry do you have time to answer a couple questions. Why are you running in the Republican Party . I mean, you are pro weed no, im just not antiweed. Larry no, youre proweed. You help everybody with their glaucoma. Is there like a little ground youre looking for republican or democrat or people do they know. There are people from both sides were trying to get. From the right there are people who believe in economic liberty. From the left there are people who believe in personal liberty. And really what were trying to do is join liberty together to say do you know what across the board government ought to stair owize. Larry jeb bush said he would go back in time. Would you go back in time to keep baby trump from being born. Im not going to say trump is hitler. Larry im not saying that. Youre going there, though. No. I vastly said he was not hitler but maybe i have seriously compared him to golem from lord of the rings. Larry yes. But what ive been trying to tell people what worries most about trump other than all of the other crazy things is that i believe that he wants power and i believe from my point of view that power corrupts and that the whole purpose of our Founding Fathers and our country was to contain power. The constitution was to restrain the size of government and keep power at a minimum. I dont want power to gravitate to a republican or a democrat. Larry yes, go ahead. You are certainly your own candidate. You dont seem to follow everybody you seem to follow your own path. Are you ready for ask a hundred. This is it. You have to keep your answer 100 . Other than donald trump, you cant mention trump who have the biggest dick of all the gop candidates right now. I know you have an answer. Larry i think youre breaking up there. Can you help us. Hes the biggest potatoes. That proves it. Just say it larry. Say it. Larry rand paul, everybody. Thats all we got. Really gotta get the elbows. 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First up, nightly show contributor Rory Albanese nightly show contributor holly walker, and his new movie fifty shades of black opens this friday, january 29th, comedian and actor marlon wayans. And for everyone at home join our conversation right now on twitter at nightly show using the hashtag tonightly. Okay. I have to talk about trumps statement from this weekend, that he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and he wouldnt lose any voters. Do you agree . I agree with trump. Ha ha ha. Okay, this avenue was a very long street. If he sat around tiffany he might be able to get away with it. But if its someone up in spanish harlem he might get shot back. He actually may get some more voters because he got street credit now. It will work out. I agree. It depends on who because a workeraworkers compy is workerhow dare you, who do youk you are. I ammo ka i am okay with tha. Larry he can do anything egregious and people dont care. I dont understand it. I never seen anything like this. Hes like a bad guy in retro. The more they are, usa, usa. Larry hasnt he gone to we and been the bad guy. He hit Chris Christie with a chair. Thats right. They dont let them sit at the debates. He just rose roasts the other g. Thats why your husband bangs other women. Shes like well thats his business. Are you advising him for the general. Trump is because he talks like he got a gun. Larry what do you mean. He talks like hes not afraid of nothing. I dare you to say something. I bust a cap in your hes packing, he has to be. He has snipers everywhere [bleep] or get rid of you. Hes got a sniper in his hair. [laughter] they are wearing one of those sniper things invisible like getting out of his hair. Thats amazing. Trump comes out and tell us exactly who is america. No no no listen to me, im a racist. Muslims, mexicans, racists, why arent you listening to me. I think they do and hes winning. Thats the scary part. I feel like a lot of people in the country its about time. Do you know what i mean. Why i made that southern, i apologize. Im assuming he is. No, i think thats the scared part of it. Heres whats weirder than anything. Anything obama said they compare him to hitler, everything. It doesnt matter what he did, its like this guy hitler. Trump is standing in front of large groups of white people with bad hair yelling about getting rid of racists in this country and nobody is calling him hitler. Seems like the time to bring out the hitler analogy. Hold on, hold on. Youre hitler now and he starts with bad hair. Yeah, yeah. The crazier they are. Hitlers hair cut was whack. All of his hair was crazy. In korea his hair. Its like lemon tree going on. You think the hair i think it was crazy because you stop caring. Its like its toxic in your brain. Charlie looks the same way. If you run for president he has that mustache but not really the hair. Would it add a lot, i dont know. You put a little hat on hitler. That little thing. Gets me is that trump is so explosive. He just acts. Do you know a president thats impulsive. Theyre all impulsive. I dont think we want someone that are impulsive but americans are impulsive like those Grocery Store tidbits in the line when you go in there because people are impulsive. Its like americans, why do we relate to everything he does. Thats the one time you probably wouldnt be imposing. You go on to family feud yeah [bleep] the families. By the way, the new button is exactly the same. And the secretary of defense, the survey says, right after this. What does make America Great again, what does that mean to you. When i hear that it scares me because it depends what kind of Great America were talking about. If its pre 1964 or pre 1865. I dont know if i want to be a part of that. In 1965, exactly, i dont even worry. Something stood with it. Larry okay. Well see. Well be right back. Amy thinks you have to be super smart to not mess up your tax refund. So we flew in super smart mathematician, maria chudnovsky, to help her. I have a lot of student loan debt. Can i deduct my interest . beep can amy deduct her student Loan Interest . In her case, yes. The amount goes right here. In your case, yes. The amount goes right here. Thanks. Intuit turbotax. Taxes done smarter. If this doesnt get your toes tappin, then check your pulse. Bringing you a new flavor of spicy chicken,here, straight from nashville. Its smoky, crispy, spicy and its hot its not that hot. No need to drive to nashville. Kfc is just a two step away. Things just got a whole lot a littlebetter. Introducing entrees loaded with flavor, not calories. Applebees grill bar favorites made a little better for you. Featuring new dishes, all under 650 calories and starting at just 9. 99. Thanks to my panelists Rory Albanese, holly walker, and marlon wayans. Were almost out of time, but before we go im gonna keep it a hundred. Tonights question is from at tim drake. They ask would you rather accept a drink from Vladmir Putin or bill cosby [laughter] oh my god. A drink from putin would kill me. Probably knock me out for a while. I think id have to find a way to protect myself while i was out. I would have to take the cappuccino and not the vodka, right. Thanks for watching, dont forget to ask me your keep it 100 questions on twitter. And my chat with rand paul went long, but you can watch everything online. Goodnightly everyone chris its 11 59 and 59 seconds. This happened on twitter the line between nerds and jocks has blurred a lot these past few years. Nerds now use their love of math and stats to play fantasy sports, while swole bros wear their favorite superhero tshirts to blast their pecs. And score puss. Oh, when i was younger if i would of known that was possible. 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