I love all you guys cheering i am larry wilmore. So, how was your day . Mine . Well, as many of you probably heard, this is our final week of the nightly show. booing i know. Four shows left, and i just want to thank Comedy Central for this rare opportunity and it really is a rare opportunity. applause thank you so much. And also the staff of this show for giving it their all for the past 20 months, and most of you will i want to thank our fans. Let me just say, you guys have been unbelievable. We have the best fans in late night, im saying it right now. Okay . cheers and applause it really is true. People come up and they never say, hey, nice show they always say, thank you its such a cool thing. And hearing from you guys has been incredible. Even you wilmoreblows 666. laughter you brought such a unique voice to the dialogue. I appreciate that. laughter when we started this show, we wanted to have a conversation on some very tough subjects, and weve had a lot of fun doing just that. Really. Our show was at its best when the news was at its worst, and i am so proud that we were able to take on real issues and hopefully Say Something powerful while making people laugh on some very, very dark days. My only regret is that we wont be around to cover this truly insane election season. Although, on the plus side, our show going off the air means one thing racism is solved. laughter applause we did it. We did it. In fact, i think we have a photo from ferguson that was taken earlier today. laughter yeah youre welcome, america. Youre welcome. But black and white arent the only issues out there right now. Orange is the biggest problem facing america today. So lets check in on whats happening with the unblackening. That things gonna haunt me for a long time. laughter now, last week, i made a few jokes at the expense of trump is spokesgoblin katrina pierson. laughter i dont want to give the impression i was picking on her just because shes working for trump. I would never do that. Goblin lives matter, you guys. But then she has to go and say this remember we werent even in afghanistan by this time, barack obama went into afghanistan creating another problem. Larry no, no, no, no obama did not go into afghanistan now youre just being stupid for stupids sake okay . But i dont whats wrong with your people . perhaps youre not familiar with all the disasters from the Bush Administration there was a terrorist attack, we got into two wars, the Vice President shot his friend, there was a horrible hurricane which, thanks to you, is no longer the first thing that comes up when you google the words katrina and total bleep bleep show. applause but maybe you were going fast and you didnt mean to say that. Let me give you the benefit of the doubt. That was obamas war, yes. Larry look at the confident way she spews that bleep . That was obamas war, yes. laughter now, earlier today she admitted she got this wrong after the entire world told her she was wrong. But heres what really gets me shes the spokesperson for a man seeking the highest office in the land. All she had to do was be alive for the last 16 years to have known she was wrong. And keep in mind, as a goblin, shes been alive for centuries laughter applause im just sayin. This is possible. cheering also, heres the other thing and these trump surrogates not only spew these lies with confidence sometimes the bull bleep coming out of their mouths surprises even them. So, to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs . That thats what he said and thats what i said thats obviously, what our position is. laughter larry the bull bleep is coming out of his mouth so fast, you almost want to hold back his hair. Go ahead, man, get it out. Take your time. laughter but someone who doesnt seem to mind the taste of bull bleep in their mouth is the bovine dung connoisseur himself. President obama, he is the founder of i. S. I. S. Hes the founder of i. S. I. S. Okay . Hes the founder. cheers and applause he founded i. S. I. S. And i would say the cofounder would be crooked Hillary Clinton. laughter larry please make up your own joke there. Trump soon followed that bat bleep crazy statement by doing something very president ial sending a bat bleep crazing tweet ratings challenged at cnn reports so seriously that i call president obama and clinton the founder of i. S. I. S. , m. V. P. They dont get sarcasm . laughter thats not sarcasm sarcasm is when you tell your friend with the ugly shirt, hey, nice shirt. laughter not sure why you would do that to your friend, whos just trying to get back on the dating scene after his divorce, but regardless, sarcasm is a pretty lame excuse. But at least trump kind of admitted he was wrong, right . Obviously, im being sarcastic, then then, but not that sarcastic, to be honest with you. laughter applause larry to be honest . Youre never honest with us the end of your sentence stated the complete opposite of the beginning of your sentence. Do you have any idea how confused the middle of your sentence is . I gotta keep it 100 about this election. Donald trump has stopped being funny. Hes stopped being outrageous. Hes stopped being politically incorrect. Hes just downright dangerous. applause let me tell you and the worst of it is, hes just a liar. Okay . And i dont want to hear Hillary Clinton is a liar too that is a false equivalency. Hillary clinton is a very smart and capable politician, who many people dont trust because she spends too much time lawyering her words so she doesnt lose votes instead of telling us what she actually bleep thinks. All right . Donald trump is a psychopathic narcissist who not only has the hands of an infant, he has the mind of one. laughter applause okay . cheering larry im just saying. And i apologize to all infants. laughter so stop comparing the two. Donald trump is an existential threat to america. And if you love america like me, you have to hope that Hillary Clinton wins every single electoral vote this november. Let me just say let me make this clear applause its not so much that im with her, its that im with her. Well be right back. cheers and applause nexium 24 hour introduces new, easytoswallow tablets. So now, there are more ways, for more people. To experience. Complete protection from frequent heartburn. Nexium 24hr. The easytoswallow tablet is here. Introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone in the family. Thats right, a free Samsung Galaxy with every new line and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. 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So without further adieu, heres our final installment of pardon the integration. cheers and applause arguing please welcome the nightly show contributors mike yard and rory albanese. cheers and applause all right, gentlemen okay, guys. Tonights topic should people be able to use the n word, or is it so bad that it should never be used again . Mike will argue against the n word, while rory will be in favor of demeaning the black race. Ready . Mike hell, yeah. Rory not even remotely. Larry and. Begin mike black people were owned for hundreds of years. Letting anyone use the n word trivializes the horror of slavery the n word is a brand of shame its the original boost mobile rory but, mike, what about Artistic License . How about when rappers argue that using the n word takes away and demystifies its power . Mike you mean does drake negate the enslavement of an entire race . No, rory not quite rory look, its one thing if people shout the n word during a trump rally but this is 2016 slavery happened a long time ago if they put the n word in songs, is it wrong for people to sing songs . People cant even sing songs . mike not if the n word is a lyric in that song and when did we Start Talking our social advice from rappers . Rory i think about the time that sirmixalot let us know about those big butts applause mike thats not fair, rory. Who doesnt like big butts . rory i didnt before that song dingding larry okay, gentlemen. That noise means its time to switch sides and argue the opposite perspective. Because remember, this is a mindless argument. Mike yeah, one ill lose at the end. Larry nah, mike. Trust me, its not going to happen. Stop arguing and just argue. Mike fine. Larry great. Now, rory will be against using the n word, and mike will be in favor of everyone using the most derogatory term towards black people in american history. And. Begin mike the word itself isnt the issue. The issue is what comes directly before it. Its the difference between i love you my nigga and freeze get on the ground, nigger applause rory look, mike, the n word is so horrible, it makes me uncomfortable. And its not supposed to make me uncomfortable, its supposed to make you uncomfortable mike ohhh, the white guys uncomfortable, so now its gotta be illegal rory yeah, that sounds right. Mike look, cops shooting unarmed black people makes me uncomfortable when is that bleep going to be illegal . cheers and applause rory mike, you put me in a very awkward position, and even though im talking loud now, i totally agree with you that these Police Shootings are an atrocity i wish there was a latenight comedy show on air that dealt with things like that mike that would be effective cheers and applause mike that would be effective but that doesnt exist, rory apparently, too much of that bleep makes white people uncomfortable just like the n word rory exactly and thats why im saying no one should ever say ni larry, mike whoa, whoa hey mike damn rory, i cant believe that came out of your mouth. Larry yeah, what the bleep , rory . Where have you been hiding that racist guy . Rory no, hold on uh didnt finish the word. Mike was saying. Anyone could use it. Mike im going to bleep you up. dingding what . applause larry and the winner is mike yard because i really want to see him bleep rory up. laughter mike whaaaaaat . i cant believe it to thank my family rory this isnt fair an injustice has been done. Welcome to my world. Now you know how it feels to be black. Rory finally, the nightly show has taught me a valuable lesson. Larry this has been our final, pointless episode of pardon the integration. Mike yard and rory albanese, everybody well with be right back. cheers and applause hey. Hi. Youre that guy from verizon who switched to sprint. I used to ask if you could hear me now, but its 2016. And Sprints Network reliability is now within 1 of verizon. And sprint saves you 50 on most verizon, at t and tmobile rates. Thats why millions have switched. Make that millions plus one. Can you hear that . Dont let a 1 difference cost you twice as much. Switch to sprint today. If palm trees could talk. I bet they would speak spanish. 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So im just going to come out and say it Hillary Clinton needs to be our next president. cheers and applause as i said earlier in the show, at this point, any comparison to hillary is a false equivalency. Hillary clinton is a candidate, and donald trump is a nonqualified, narcissistic infant that is very dangerous to the continuation of this thing that we call the united states. Yep larry in my opinion. Theres rumors that the republicans are going to dump trump. There is rumors that sound pretty serious about this and put pence in his place. Do you think that can happen . laughter the guy has the charisma of a a taco. laughter thats not true. Tacos are very appealing. I think about them all the time. Mike pence is i mean, finish the sentence or dont. It doesnt matter. laughter yep, yep. Larry its like eating something you burp and go, that doesnt remind me of anything. That doesnt taste like anything. Were sitting next to a person in a dinner party and theyre, like, how did you like carol. Were, like, who . You talked to her all night. I did . Mike pence bleep . Ill do it. After today, im out of work, so ill do it. Ill build a wall. Ill build one on canada, two walls. bleep . Lets do it. I think its crazy, too, because there is also a rumor that the g. O. P. Is going to take away trumps funding in october and focus it on congressional races, which actually would be very smart of them because theyre only a few seats away in congress from losing control. Larry this down ballot is down over a really stinky scene over there. If your eown party isnt behind you its like when you stop supporting your useless adult son. Yeah, im not paying your rent anymore. This is not on me. But the Republican Party created trump anyway with this nontea party stuff. Good for you, i hope you never win another president ial election ever. Larry do you think there is any chance hell quit . That was a Conspiracy Theory that hell even drop out. Psychopaths dont give up till theyve killed everyone. Have you ever watched dexter . He dont quit. He never quits wow, thanks for ruining dexter. Spoiler alert. Larry so his job is to kill america at this point . I think thats very clear. Hell just never admit hes failed at anything. Thats exactly right, and his surrogates are fog suit with that, too. Giuliani came out hold on, you will love this. I had to write this quote down, its in my bra. cheers and applause yes more material youre welcome. Giuliani said there were no successful radical islamic attacks before obama. Conveniently forgetting 9 11 and thats what his surrogates are saying. bleep just platen bleep and people listen and i hate it. His supporters were saying, oh, he didnt mean that he was just being silly but at the same time its the same people who are saying its a man who says whats on his mind which one is it . applause larry is there any chance he can get back in, in the debates . Is there any chance he can do, like i dont know, guys i know, the audience is acting like, no but look at whats happened so far. I know. Every time i had that reaction he would insult somebody and his poll numbers would rise. Hillary shouldnt even show up. Shes going to win anyway. Larry do you think she should just rest . Just chill. If hillary does nothing, shell be in great shape. Honestly, eat eggs, do what you said, appear where you said, go to bed, repeat. Larry thankfully, its almost over. Im sad we wont cover it. Whats been the most unbelievable thing that youve seen from this creature . From me . laughter its not about donald trump. You know whats been fascinating to me . The fact that america has been so shocked that this type of racism still exists. We have been yelling about it for a long time and it took trump for people to be, like, wait a minute were still kind of bleep up. And guess whats so shocking to me . The people still supporting him. What has been the most offensive larry or surprising thing. This week . Larry no, the whole trump i believe it all. But i do have a soft spot for the bleeding from her whatever comment. Oh, yeah. That continues to be , a oh, remember when he said that . Wow kind of moment. Larry it was so inventive. Lets not forget, he announced by saying mexicans are rapists. Yeah, he did start from there. He didnt have a lot of places to go. laughter larry and i dont like people that get caught, thats not a hero. Oh, the mccain thing . Larry yeah. I could shoot somebody on fifth avenue, obama invented i. S. I. S. , there are so many. Larry the funniest thing was calling jeb low energy, and it worked all of its working we have to wake up and stop being entertained by the train wreck because this country will be a train wreck. Larry im ready to announce america is woke. Well be right back. If you live in new york city or are planning to visit, grab tickets to the nightly show. Covering is caring. Because covering heals faster. To seal out water, dirt and germs, cover with a water block clear bandage from bandaid brand. Oh. Model year endink thclarence event. Looks right to me. Shouldnt it be clear c