Has been a silver lining, you guys. All the free booze. Really. No, really. Oh my gosh oh my gosh, samantha bees show sent over some cases of wine, right. And then Stephen Colbert sent over an amazing assortment of liquor, right. Okay, all right, so earlier today i could barely contain my excitement when i received a word that a package had arrived if our friends at the daily show and then i opened it up. laughter seriously . Pastries, guys . How am i going to get wasted eating a stupid almond croissant. I pass out eating these but now let me just say john oliver sent over this. cheers and applause thats how you do it, daily show. I get it, last week has a whole week to figure out what theyre going to send. So its really not fair to compare, i get it. I get it i understand. Okay, now, we have taken on a lot of controversial topics over the last 20 months. So i thought we would end on something that every man, woman and child can agree upon. Ellen degeneres is a pure delight. cheers and applause . Larry okay. I think we can all agree on that. Although not everyone seems to think so right now. Entertainment weekly reports on Ellen Degeneres defending herself against accusations of racism. It stemmed from an edited photo she tweeted showing her and usain bolt. She wrote, this is how im running errands from now on. Some on social media accused degeneres of comparing bolt to a mule. Larry for more on the ellen controversy lets check in with nightly show contributor robin thede. Hey, robin. cheers and applause whats going on, robyn in . Wait, wait, larry, larry, im in antigua, are we supposed to be working . Larry u m, yeah, robin. Its. Oh, oops. Yeah, there is no way im going to make it back in time for panel, so hey, man, just call me when you get another show, okay. Bye. Larry bye . Wait, rob what was that . All right, okay, fine. Well, please welcome nightly show contributor franchesca ram see, franchesca, yeah. applause all right what have you got for us, franchesca. Sorry larry, im in the middle of doing a skype interview. Larry franchesca, we are in the middle of a show. I need your take on the ellenusain bolt. I cant believe this. All right. Its racist, yeah, racist, can i go . laughter . Larry yeah, i guess. Thanks for your help. Good lord, you know, lets check in with grace parra and Jordan Carlos, there you go. Hey guys. applause all right. So what is your take, what is your take on what the hell are you guys doing . Well, we just heard we were supposed to have a take on this like three minutes ago. So we were going to recreate the ellen usain photo but this is all they had left in photo. Go ahead, [bleep] fire us. Do it, wilmore,. Larry very nice, very nice, you know i cant fire you. All right, fine, you know what, holly walker, can you help a brother out here, please. Holly walker. What shall hu h . Holly, where are you . Are you in bed . Im sorry, larry, are we still working . Larry yes holly, we still have a show to do. Were not done, this is our last show holly . Is there someone with you in there . No, nobody here, nobody here. Larry oh [bleep] rorie. Come on, larry. Come on, man. This whole thing has been will they, won they, man. And guess what, they will. They will oh, they will bye. Larry i cannot believe this. All right, okay. Fine. Fine. Nobody wants to work today, fine. Its the last day. I guess its up to me then, anyway. Okay, so did you see what trumps spokesman said on cnn yesterday . Oh my god, this was unbelievable. I thought i had seen it all in their, like, nonanswering of questions, right. cheers and applause what are you doing . What are you doing . cheers and applause jon stewart, how are you doing, man. Jon stewart, everybody. Hey, buddy. What did i miss . Larry you you missed a lot. What did i miss . Whats going on . What are we doing on this show . Larry its, you know, its the last show. The last show. Oh my god what did you piss off peter thiele, what happened. Is that did he is revenge no know bounds . Larry no, it knows no bounds. It knows no bounds. I just decided to stop by and tell you i love you. Larry oh. Aw. An may i Say Something else. If i may. Larry sure. Do you have i moment. Larry you may, take the moment. Thank you. Larry jon stewart, everyone. cheers and applause no, quickly. Larry yes. I have been in situations in what we call show business, television, where they have, my name has been on the show. And they, what do you call, lock the door and told me to, this was a paramount executive get your [bleep] out. Larry right. An a very wise man said to me. Larry uhhuh. Do not confuse cancelation with failure. And i took that cheers and applause to heart. So i will say this. What you, my friend, were tasked to do, you have done and done beautifulfully. cheers and applause you gave voice, you gave voice to underserved voices in the media arena and you did it it was a show that was raw and poignant and funny and smart and all those things. And you did it, and what you and rorie and robin and your tremendous collaborators, and dre in the booth, you took something and got better every [bleep] day cheers and applause . Larry thank you. And i think that we talked about a little thing called, i guess the word someone uses resonance, did you resonate with an audience. I would say not only that, but in an important way, but in a way that you dont even realize yet and wont reveal itself for years to come and its this. You started a conversation that was not on television when you began. And you worked with a group of people who you invited to that conversation to collaborate with you, to sharpen that conversation, and what you dont realize is, you walked out of this room and that conversation doesnt end. And all the people that you work with are going to take what they learned here, and what they learned from you, and the beautiful experience that they had, and youre going to start to see them doing things in the business as well. And taking that and taking other experiences. And youre going to watch that flourish. And thats going to have you on it. Larry well, thank you so much. applause and thats a beautiful thing. And so in closing. Larry yes. I want to say to you this. You did it, [bleep] larry no, jon. You did it. Larry no, you cant. You cant say. My mishbu cha. Larry that works, that works. I love you. Larry jon stewart, i love you. Thank you so much. Thank you. cheers and applause . Larry oh, man. Is your lunch break a race against the clock . You run here. You run there, until everything comes to a screeching halt. Tick, tick, tick. Now is the time for a 5hour Energy Protein shot. Twentyone grams of protein, the energy you need for the rest of your day, and one hundred little calories. Its not lunch. Its energy and protein, and a lot faster than fast food. 5hour Energy Protein shots Energy Protein one hundred calories. Ques. Are my teeth yellow . Have you tried the tissue test . The what . Tissue test hold this up to your teeth. Ugh yellow. I dont get it. I use whitening toothpaste. What do you use . Crest whitestrips you should try them whitening toothpaste only works on the surface. But crest whitestrips safely work below the enamel surface. To whiten 25x better than a leading whitening toothpaste you used the whitestrips i passed the tissue test. Oh yeah. Would you pass the tissue test . See for yourself with the whitestrips. They are the way to whiten. At our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets cheers and applause . Larry hey, welcome back. Now one of the things that made our show so special was our diverse cast of contributors. Over our year and a half run here we have definitely had some fun with them. Take a look. Nightly show contributors. Leave your homes, immediately now okay, do not take your valuables leave those. Darnell lewis, you put that tv down right now. Meet tvs hottest new fictional character, o. J. Simpson. Nightly obama, obama, obama, obama. Im getting a black friday boner just thinking about it. He is is actually a normal guy. Larry what. Super chill. If lemonade was about you, piers morgan, it would have been called metamu cil. Stop sending us dildos. Yes. No [bleep] larry okay. Usa. What happened in benghazi was a tragedy and Hillary Clinton still has not answered for it. Oh my god. Its time to vote. As long as you vote for. There say real special place in hell for a woman without doesnt support women who make their own damn choices. Whats up, larry . Hi. Im july ann moore. Its justa me, larry, mario. You cant shove that mess down my throat, that is what she said. Have i to go because my friend is having a my little pony Birthday Party and they have a slip and slide, so you know, priorities. What did you say to me, larry . I cant i. Larry larry will be against the no fly list and mike will be in flavor of stripping muslims of their rights and dignities. Jesus clies, no. Larry and begin. cheers and applause . Larry all right, please welcome the nightly show contributors grace parra. cheers and applause and franchesca ram see. cheers and applause Jordan Carlos. cheers and applause robin thede. cheers and applause sorry, now robin thede. Come on out, robin. And rory albanese. cheers and applause we did it we did it whooo vined kaition, baby. We got it no, rory, no. No. No, we did not get. Larry no, its not. What are we celebrating. Larry no, were not. Its over. Whooo. Were cancelled larry mike yard, o sadly could not be with us here tonight. They have been detained for brazilian authorities from some [bleep] story they told about getting car jacked or something. But they have previous engagements. I just want to say how great it was working with all of you guys. I have never worked with a funnier, sicker, darker group of human beings. Thank you. Larry an i mean that in every way possible. cheers and applause . Larry every way imaginable. So cheers to all of you guys. I want to say thanks. And when we come back, here is what we will do, when we come back we will share some stories and do a little drinking, i dont know, who knows. As we go out, here say little message from mike yard. Hey, yall. So what do you say when you lose your dream job the day before you are about to go on your dream vacation . How the hell am i going to pay for all this [bleep]. So larry, listen, can you so larry, listen, can you boree until i get back on my at our house, were always down for more. Case in point our handcrafted skydiving chamber. Be hungry for more. Just never be hungry. With premium pepperoni and 100 real cheese. Ding hot pockets slap break wrong. Have a break, have a kit kat thechoose a cookienew at bor brownie crust add your favorite ice cream flavor and tasty toppings for an ice cream treat you eat like pizza. New polar pizza from baskinrobbins. Grab one today or order online. Hhi. O. Welcome. This is the chevy malibu. It was awarded most dependable midsize car by j. D. Power. It looks great. Wow what is happening . Oh my gosh, its going up but the malibus not the only vehicle that was awarded. This is mind blowing. The chevy camaro, equinox, and silverado hd were awarded most dependable as well. This is extremely impressive. Theres so many doing it once, yea, great job, four times, obviously, theyre doing something right. Absolutely but thanks to booking. Com to everything turned out perfect. [crying] weird, but perfect. [flute] well, fantastic a lot. I do say that, you see. I study psychobiology. Im a fine arts major. Nobody really believes that i take notes this way, but they actually make sense to me. I try to balance my studying with the typical college experience. This windows pc is a life saver being able to pull up different articles to different parts of the screen is so convenient. I used to be a mac user but this is way better. cheers and applause . Larry all right, welcome back. Im here with all the contributors, fran chest cass ram see, robin thedder, Jordan Carlos and brace parra. Were just having fun, having some drinks am kicking it. Does anybody want to share any favorite moments, recollection or fun stuff. People like to know what happened behind the scenes. Does anybody have a good behind the scenes. I have a really good writers room moment. Larry careful. We had a story that we didnt get on the air. Maybe it could have saved us. laughter yeah, it was about a guy who got caught jerking off a dolphin. Larry oh yeah. We watched this clip so many times in the room, and it was really, really some people were into it, rory. Yeah. Hey, im not going to lie t was a good looking dolphin. The worst part is you have beer foam in your mustache. That sounds more like the best part. Wait, i have a question, rory, how many mustaches do you have . How many do you own. Rory has a lot of mustaches. I dont own any, Comedy Central is paying for all i dont know what i am going to do now that i dont have a binder full of mustaches. My whole attitude is why would you not always wear a mustache, it doesnt make any sense. Why wouldnt every character have a mustache. It is simple math. Some of us choose to have mustaches. You are the ones, i dont see gender, you know what i mean. Larry but i love that rory show always goes for the 70s bushy porn mustaches. Again, called the right choice. Rory, you are playing a six year old in this piece. And youre like, going to need a stash. But you have a porn stash book, right. Its not a book. More of a collection. Its a graphic novel. It is graphic. By the way, the dolphin jerking thing we got on the show but we had to blur it all, but apparently you cant show bestiality on tv. Larry well, apparently, you probably shouldnt show. I dont know. Hey, i dont run the network, you know, i dont know. The best part so a lot of times our audience gets to see things here uncensored that we have to censor on tv, so when Lenny Kravitzs dick fell out. That was a fantastic. One of my favorite moments, this was behind the scenes that Jordan Carlos, you probably dont know about. Oh. We actually taped a food desert and it was absolutely fantastic. I loved it. But we gave jordan this huge tomato to eat. And so he bit into it, it was like the climactic moment and he bilt into it and the second bite we had what we needed. And then we started talking about the next shot. And we were like so should we do this, should we do that. And jordan is still eating this tomato. And he is like and we would like talk, talk, talk, talk and then we turn, and we were like oh [bleep] cut, cut, cut. Can i Say Something now, can i Say Something now. Because im a [bleep] professional, okay . cheers and applause and he is definitely allergic to tomatoes. I am. Pie body broke out in hives. One of my favorite things he saw on the clip was when grace by the way can write a song in like 45 seconds im not lying, you never see anything about it, she said we need a song like, this give mow ten seconds, she came down to larry office with jordan with the guitar. With are you doing, i think i got a Little Something for you guys. I see a video of you sitting on larrys couch, this is the greatest. Remember it was all song parodies we couldnt use because we couldnt license any of the song, all sam smith and i dont know what else we were doing. There was that. Bruno mars. The weekend. You had gone all day, rehearsing it with the popular songs and then 15 minutes they were like hey, can you change all the melodies . And you did. We did. What you saw in that sketch we had written literally 15 minutes before we taped, never rehearsed it. Grace actually did a song in our office today cuz i just picked up my phone and i was like, give me a song about your guitar. She had to say goodbye to it and had a song immediately it is supercute. You guys have an office . You have an office. What the hell. Well, you guys remember. Are they giving offices away. Larry cheers and applause i have to head and do shows in wisconsin. So if are you in wisconsin, make it out there. Shameless plug. But at the same time, i love you guys, thank you so much for everything. And [bleep] dont think i packed underwear. Underwear. I didnt pack und justice is spelled box. Hero, say hello to a powerful tool that gives you options to fit your budget. Oh, im tied to this chair dundundaaaa i dont know that an insurancethemed comic book is what were looking for. Did i mention he can save people nearly 600 . You havent even heard my catchphrase. Im all done with this guy. Box him up. Thats terrible. cheers and applause . Larry thank you. Before we sign off for the last time, thank you. I just want to say thank you so much again for Comedy Central for giving me this opportunity. Also thank you to jon stewart for believing in me. cheers and applause . Larry back if the day, jon, you have no idea what that has meant to me. And thanks to our amazing staff, cast and crew without worked so hard every day to bring you this show. You guys are the best. You really are. Thank you. And i want to especially thank our fans who have been just amazing. The outpouring of love and support this week has been overwhelms. And even the haters, your passion is fantastic, guys. It is. It is. Let me tell you something, never undervalue the passion of a hater. Now before each show i have a q a with the audience and the number one question i get is why is your map upside down, right . And i always say well, i disis agree with your premise. Right . You see, upside down is just an opinion. If you were floating in space, the earth could take on any orientation. But as a culture weve all agreed with the opinions that the world should be seen in a certain way. So at the nightly show our chief mission was to disagree with that premise and to see the world in a way applause and to see the world in a way that may not make everybody comfortable. And to present it with a cast of people without dont always get to have a voice on that. So on that front, i feel that weve been very successful. And i couldnt be prouder of what we accomplished. So once again, thank you so much for allowing me into your homes and of course its the last episode and i got to keep it a hundred. cheers and applause . Larry so i will just say this, im not done yet. cheers and applause tonightly, everyone. The 2016 the daily show summer games. Welcome to the final day at the 2016 summer games. Im jordan surfboardin klepper and this is roy loves little boys wood, jr. No, no, dont play like that. Thats not even true why does it rhyme, roy . Back to the story, ryan lochte is back in the water, its hot. Rios pools arent the only thing full of bleep . True. He said he and teammates were robbed at gunpoint by men dressed as police but Authorities Say they gave their money to a gas station manager to pay for