Campaign slogan is fire. Remember that . Free stuff. Bernie is so old, when god said let there be light, bernie said lets conserve energy. You have to admit, it is a really tough race between senator Bernie Sanders and democrat nominee Hillary Clinton. Hillary clinton was flustered when black lives matter challenged her. Hillary had some awkward interactions with black lives matter. You know its when her Immediate Response is can we talk about benghazi . Please . Bernie got in trouble for saying hillary was unqualified . Hillary she is extremely qualified. When you factor in all of her policy flipflop she is the most qualified candidates ever to run for president. No, im not alone. Donald trump said if Hillary Clinton were a man he didnt they shed get five percent of the vote. First of all, if Hillary Clinton were suddenly a man shell be finding a bathroom she will be allowed to use in North Carolina carolina. Donald trump says hes going to try to be more president ial. Serious about it too. He said that now, when he boast about his genitalia during his debate he will only refer to it his president ial. I cant understand why everybody treats donald trump with kid gloves. Then i realize only gloves that will fit his stupid little baby hand. Actually, donald trump his campaign is inspiring. Mass violence. Whenever i turn on the tv, i see trumps family campaigning for him. Gushing all over him. You know it. Morning joe has their heads so far up to trumps ass they bumped into chris christie. You know thats true. You know im not lying. Donald trump looks like the rich dad in every episode of law and order with the fret kid accidentally strangle the hooker. But guys, i am not surprised donald trump is happening to america because i watch movies. I do. Every time black president something always comes to destroy the earth. Always. Ted cruz about to stay in the race. Man, everybody hates ted cruz. Even o. J. Simpson said, that guy is hard to like. This is true. Theres a joke going around the interpret that ted cruz is actually the zodiac killer. Im not making that up. Thats absurd. Some people actually like the zodiac killer. Represently ted cruz got a string of wins endorsement. Everybody remembers who he is, the zodiac killer. Ted cruz got zero delegates in new york. Which is actually five more than i thought he would get for the zodiac killer. John boehner came out of retirement and describes ted cruz as lucifer in the flesh. I mean that, is not fair man. Lucifer is horrible but hes not the zodiac killer. Recently heidi cruz, after they got married ted cruz bought them 100 cans of soup. Not looking less likely like the zodiac killer. I dont think ted cruz wants to be president , i think hes crisscrossing the country zodiac killing. Thats my theory on it. Thats enough. Ted cruz actually announced Carly Fiorina as his vp pick. Hes not the nominee yet. Who does that . Except the zodiac killer. Think im change think how strange it is. Ted cruz picks a Vice President. That doesnt make since. Serial killers always work alone. I dont know if you thought about it if Carly Fiorina were Vice President , she would only be a heart beat away from being zodiac kill. Very important information. People should know. Right now its all about you mr. President. You got seven months left. We should enjoy every moment of it. Soak it in people. Out of nowhere, were not getting a black president again. They wont let Morgan Freeman be president in movies for a while. The president and first lady will return to private life. Its going to be different for you guys, nobody to watch the dishes, sweep the floor. Youre going to miss joe biden. I just got a note if you want another drink, should order it now because the bar will be closing down. Of course he said the same thing about guantanamo, at least you have another eight years. He made that joke. Just think, less than a year, youll be playing golf everyday. Some things wont be that different. Which is great. This is your last year in office. Now your legacy begins. I want to talk about what youre leaving behind. I dont mean the black jesus in the lincoln bedroom. Im saying, make sure you take all of your specific items with you so you can get your Security Deposit back mr. President. Quick impression next president moving in. Whats cocoa butter . I never heard of such a thing. I have to say when its all said and done mr. President , after eight years in the white house we are really going to miss michelle. We really are. [applause] thank you for being a good sport mr. President all jokes aside. Let me say how much it means for me to be here tonight. I always joke that i voted for the president because hes black. I agree with the policies because hes black. I say as long as hes black, im good. He said what about iraq. Is he still black. Behind that joke is a humble appreciation for historical implication what your presidency mean. Whence i was a kid i lived in a country where people couldnt accept a black quarterback. Think about that. A black man would was not good enough to lead a football team. To live in your time, mr. President , when a black man can lead the entire free world [applause] so mr. President , im going to keep it hundred yo barry, you did it my thank you very much tonight. [applause] thank you all for coming tonight. We hope you enjoyed it. The next White House Correspondent association he will escort the president and first lady off stage. Please remain in your seats until they departed. Have a great night everybody. [applause] washington journal live everyday with news and policy issues that impact you. Coming up monday morning executive director of the National Center for transgender quality to the North Carolina bathroom law. Then columnist for politics in indiana. On tuesdays republican indiana primary how the cruz is playing out. Be sure to watch washington journal live 7 00 a. M. Eastern. Join the discussion. Tonight on cspan, q a with journalist amy goodman that is followed by british prime Minster David cameron. Later democratic president ial candidate Bernie Sanders talks about the current delegate count and his campaign moving forward at a News Conference in washington. This week on q a, democracy now host an executive producer amy goodman. She talks about some of the stories over the past 20 years. Amy goodman, 20 years of democracy now. You say going to where the silence is is your motto. Unfortunately the Corporate Media leaves such a gap to cover the majority of people in this country and around