Good morning. Stephanie great reviews on your debate review yesterday. The main question was, oh my god, where did jacki get that shirtdress thing. It was fabulous. I thought they were going to ask where i got the boots that matched yours . Stephanie yeah, we have to communicate better. Here she is now my bff. Good morning, everybody. President obama is following up a great debate performance with a rally in del ray, florida today. They are handing out a block called blueprint for the future. There is a new tved a to go along with it. Obama were not there yet but we have made Real Progress and the last thing we should do is turn back now. Here is my plan for the next four years. The president s plan including prioritizing building up our manufacturing, asking the wealthiest to pay a little more. Afghanistan is just one of the issues that came up in last nights debate where mitt romney didnt seem to disagree with the president all that much. Youll here paul ryan speak this morning and then biden about what they thought. What they got from mitt romney clearances a clear vision for Foreign Policy very clear distinctions and how we could go forward with this country. I didnt see anything that the governor disagreed on and he seemed to be desperately trying to demonstrate he agreed with the president s policies. Well have plenty more coming back after the break. Stay with us. That is a whole bunch of bunk the powerful my steal an election but they cannot steal democracy. [ female announcer ] pillsbury crescents fabulous but. When i add chicken barbecue sauce. And cheese. And roll it up woowee ive made a barbecue chicken crescent chow down. Pillsbury crescents. Let the making begin. [ female announcer ] why settle for plain bread . Heres a better idea. Pillsbury grands flaky layers biscuits in just 15 minutes the light delicate layers add a layer of warmth to your next dinner. Pillsbury grands biscuits let the making begin. 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I am not a giving kind of lady, and [ laughter ] somebody wrote me back and then they followed up so maybe she will be listening. Stephanie well offer again. All because of the terry shriboe thing. Stephanie yeah because you dont like to leave your couch smoking your cigarettes. Here is an iphone video of my stomach. What do you think. It so good it probably could go through my ear into my brain. [ laughter ] [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie president obama faced High Expectations going in to mondays debate he may have exceeded them among uncommitted voters. Those are the ones that count. President obama was declared the winner by 53 only 23 for mittens. [ wah wah ] he made some whopper mistakes. Stephanie and then literally was like never mind. When he got busted on saying russia is our biggest problem, he should have said but sarah was watching. He would have mustered the delivery though. Yeah. A couple of peanuts were talking down the street and one had salt on it [ wah wah ] no, i told it wrong. Stephanie okay. Yeah, he was literally he was many too mr. President , but i would do this with my hands because you do that wrong. He might have looked at a map when talking about iran. He said syria is irans only ally in the arab world. Its their route to the sea. Stephanie no. Iran has coastal access to both coasts and has no land border with syria. Stephanie cnn, which im not sure why they bother doing a poll with proportionately more republicans, but they also found the president the winner. Romney our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917. Were now at 285 ships. Were headed down to the low 200s if we go through sequestration. Thats unacceptable to me. Obama i think governor romney maybe hasnt spent enough time looking at how our military works. Governor we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our government has changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers and ships that go under Water Nuclear submarines, so its what are our capabilities. Stephanie b4. We dont have nearly enough sails. What would have been better is if he would have said horseys. Stephanie it was just precious. It was just like horses and bayonets. Yes, it was. Got a job out to tomorrow going to vote vote for obama [ inaudible ] seems kind of obsolete with horses and bayonets horses and bayonets its just like horses and bayonets just like horses and bayonets just like horses and bayonets stephanie yeah, Rocky Mountain mike. [ applause ] stephanie Rocky Mountain mike sends his favorite tweet of the week. Last week governor romney blamed parents for the violence of their kids and then tad romney said he wanted to punch the president. [ applause ] stephanie he does always make one giant boner debate. When he goes off script. And even i live in wisconsin, and this is Foreign Policy debate [ laughter ] apple pin is not foreign. It didnt take him long to go right back to domestic policy. Stephanie yes. You dont need a pass port to go there. Which is why paul ryan freaks me out, an Irish Catholic in shape republican from wisconsin is basically a unicorn. You cant put all of those adjectives in front and then vote republican. Stephanie when he was talking about the wisconsin food, its in my veins. Yeah i was at lake geneva once, and this huge family in bathing suits in the mall was saying to the kids dont you want no sausage . You got to have sausage. Stephanie you are realize you are a saturday night live skit. Stephanie i think the answer is Everyone Needs sausage. Pretty much. Stephanie the first debate was somewhat breathtaking. As i said i think last night, it was a liar tennis ball machine that was set to like 11. But last night it was one subject, but it has just been a complete pivot. Thats what somebody said this morning on tv. How do you run to the left of ted kennedy, and in this debate you are to the left of newt gingrich. Yeah. I cant imagine the hawks being happy when he was singing yoko onos lets have peace. And he is like peace, love lets draw a picture of a horsey. Stephanie yes, i picture steam coming out of john boltons head. The right was going ape dump on twitter last night when he said that. Stephanie what did he say . Do we have the actual was he quoting yoko. Romney were going to be finished by 2014 and when im president well make sure we bring our troops out by the end of 2014. They hated that. Because he initially he wouldnt give a date and then he gave a date, but if you have been there the bases are the size of the community colleges. Whether you give a date or you dont give a date they will notice when we uplift. Its a city. Its not like we can sneak out in the middle of the night. So this whole date conversation is ridiculous to begin with, but now he has agreed which will upset the right even more which is we sneak out under the cover of there is no darkness. Theres right to everywhere and call to prayer every hour. I dont know, the tank tries to get to the border of where . The imaginary border and then the imaginary sea, and then you are in appleton. [ laughter ] stephanie we needed like a whole carrier just for one tank at a time. Yeah. Stephanie that way they wont notice. It will take 75 years, but still they wont notice we are leaving. Stephanie that jim, seriously, i have to say i was even shocked. Because you never know which mitt was going to show up. This is peace and love mitt. Stephanie when you show what the polling is, you can figure out what mitt is thinking and its women. There were stories yesterday, women hate war and hes got a huge gender gap, and so he had to come out seeing more of a peace monger than obama. All im saying is give peace a chance. Stephanie yeah, he is pathetic. [ applause ] stephanie wow, were off to a roll licking start and Kathleen Madigan has barely gotten his head phones on. I havent even had my morning smoke break yet. Stephanie after that watch out. Announcer you cant turn her off, not in the middle of turning her on. Its the Stephanie Miller show. Nah, hes probably got. [ dennis voice ] allstate. They can bundle all your policies together. Lot of paperwork. Actually. [ dennis voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. Well, it probably costs a lot. [ dennis voice ] allstate can save you up to 30 more when you bundle. Well, his dogs stupid. [ dennis voice ] poodles are one of the worlds smartest breeds. Bundle and save with an allstate agent. Are you in good hands . What we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. By 2025 we could have 20 million jobs without enough College Graduates to fill them. 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Theyre doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. Thats an understatement, eliot. [ music ] turn the beat around got to feel announcer Stephanie Miller. Turn it upside down, love to feel announcer Stephanie Miller. Stephanie you can, yeah. It is the Stephanie Miller show, welcome to it. Twentytwo minutes after the hour. Kathleen madigan live in studio with us. Hooray. Cbs poll the president crushed mitt romney by 30 points. In the swing states, president obama also a winner. And the folks in the swing states who are planning to vote 51 say they are going to support obama, 45 say they are going to support romney. I always have to console premature panic. Okay. Thats my friend chuck. He goes in these sink holes, hes like tire and no fivehour energy. Stephanie yeah, everyone i have ever known calls me to get counsel. I have to literally round the clock counsel people. Romney i congratulate the president on take out Osama Bin Laden, and going after the leadership in alqaeda. Obama governor romney im glad you recognize that alqaeda is a threat. Because a few months ago you said the biggest threat was russia. And the 1980s are now asking for their Foreign Policy back because the cold war has been over for 20 years. [ applause ] stephanie the president was on it last night. Oh, man. The biggest threat is nazi germany . What . We won that . I had no idea. There are plenty of russian cab drivers here that are lovely. Lets talk about the russians that are here they are lovely. Maybe they are not the biggest problem. Every other building on fairfax is a little magazine. Stephanie yeah. And did the president bring up that he was on record for saying we shouldnt move heaven and earth to get Osama Bin Laden what i meant to say is we should move heaven and earth. Obama on a whole range of issues, you have been all over the map. I mean im pleased that you now are endorsing our policy of applying dim low mattic pressure, and potentially having bilateral discussions with the iranians to end their nuclear program. But just a few years ago you said that is something you would never do. Now you are for it, although it depends. In the same way that you say you would have ended the war in iraq, but recently gave a speech saying that we should have 20,000 more folks in there. The same way that you said that it was Mission Creep to go after gadhafi. When it comes to going after Osama Bin Laden, you said any president would make that call but when you were a candidate in 2008, as i was, and i said if i got bin laden in our sights i would take that shot. You said we shouldnt move heaven and earth to get one man. You said we should ask pakistan for permission. If we asked pakistan for permission, we would have not gotten him. And it was worth moving heaven and earth to get him. And i think i jumped over your head with one hand. What . Did you feel a breeze on your scalp. Stephanie a bitch slap. Dana in maryland. Caller good morning, everybody. Hi. Hi kathleen how are you . Good. Caller good were going to see you in april at the birchmere. Very, very excited. I thought last night was a complete shellacking. And did you notice how he kept agreeing with obama . Stephanie yes. I think the rightwingers heads were exploding. And the only thing i wish he would have said when he is talking about china, mitt romney, you know, he should have said right at this moment you are sending jobs, you know in illinois stephanie right. Caller in free port you are spending them over lock stock and cash buddy, over to china. Stephanie every time he opens his mouth and the word china comes out im like ah caller exactly. I want to give a shout out to the people i chat with every morning on current. We have a great time on there. And im going to go do the phone banks today. Stephanie oh, good. And a lot of people should get out there. Stephanie thats right. Its all ground game you know . Get it. Go. See she a viewer. Instead i gave 15. Too tired to answer phones. Every little bit helps. Come of the emails are vague too. I got an email that said hey, its barack. You going to be in east hollywood this weekend . Join us. Im like where . Are you going to be at the rage where its 10 for a drinks and a sandwich. And i clicked on the thing, and there was nothing more. Stephanie and michelle always pulling at any heart strings. I didnt get one from her. Stephanie this is baracks last denate in his last campaign. I got one from barbara streisand. She wants money, and im like lady we havent even met. So thats what she meant by evergreen. Stephanie more of my green. I keep getting them from james carville. Stephanie when i get the phone calls, im like i already popped for two of the big concerts. Im out. They are calling your house phone. Stephanie oh, yeah because they know im old. I can get some more money by pony express. [ laughter ] stephanie twentyfive minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Oh really . Tax cuts dont create jobs. The golden years as the conservatives call them, we had the highest tax rates, and the highest amount of growth, and the highest amount of jobs. Those are facts. If you ever raise taxes on the rich, youre going to destroy our economy. Not true unwrap your paradise. Soft, sweet coconut covered in rich, creamy chocolate. Almond joy and mounds. Unwrap paradise. [ music ] announcer Stephanie Miller. Sometimes they look cool. On planet douchealon. Lovely. Stephanie happy post debate day. You said would you like to talk to a congressman. I have rent tim ryan. Good morning, fancy congressman. I love it. Stephanie obviously were talking cbs poll has the president winning by about 30 points. Thats about how i saw it. How about you . Yeah, i think he exposed romneys inconsistencies, domestically and on the Foreign Policy issue and i thought he was great. He pinned him down and looked like he was the commander in chief, and romney looked like he was trying to take an eighth great World History test. Stephanie yeah he was hoping it was just pass fail. Yeah. Stephanie you nailed it this is the thing we hear over and over again about mitt romney. Who is he . Which mitt romney is he . He cant be trusted. But particularly in the area of Foreign Policy you saw that. Exactly. And it wasnt even about the details or the nuance it is just that he has flipped and flopped on these issues which firmed up the narrative of this guy will say anything he has to say to win the election. And while the details dont matter to most people it feeds into that narrative, and it hurt him as he is clearly the man who will say anything he has to say. Not only he not ready to be commander in chief, he will say anything he has to say to try to get elected. Trying to score little points against obama and really not know what he was talking about. He was ready to go into syria a few weeks ago and now he has backed off. Stephanie exactly. What is he going to do now about benghazi or libya, after he first stepped into it by releasing a statement before he knew anything. Somebody was saying and you they are saying that romney obviously at this point is getting briefings. He must know obviously he didnt touch it last night, right . Yeah, i was really surprised too. I thought he was going to go there, but i think the president clearly has the trust of the american people, and i think romney probably doesnt want to look like he is trying to score political points on the part of our ambassador. But i think obama had in his hip pocket, the fact that libbians are supportive of america, and marching in