[ theme ] stephanie hello current tv land. Ooh, im sick. Listen to that. I sound like a dude. Good morning everybody. Hi, Jacki Schechner. I was wondering where that raspy, deep voice was coming from. It is bea arthur from the grave. Stephanie were not number one but were up there. Jacki schechner, so were going to hear from the president on gun stuff at what . 11 45 eastern . 11 55 but hes always a little late. Just about time to miss our show. Stephanie well talk about the nras new ad. How the president has fancy protection for his children. I swear youre sitting on my shoulder as i write my script. Steph, you stepped on her newscast [ wah wah ] stephanie ill be over here just being a dude. Heres Jacki Schechner. Good morning, everybody. Thats right. The president is going to announce his new gun control proposals today just before noon eastern time. He will be joined by Vice President biden who headed up the task force that gathered the information that eventually led to the president s new plan. They will be joined at the white house event by children who wrote letters to the president after the shooting at newtown expressing their concern and their call for school safety. Their parents will be there as well. There is a new ad out from the National Rifle association not only are they not backing any new gun control laws, now theyre actively attacking the president. The gist of their ad is that if the president s children have secret Service Protection, shouldnt all of our kids have armed guards in schools. Someone should remind them they have secret Service Protection because the president is the president. Anyway, take a look at the ad. Mr. Obama demands the wealthy pay their fair share of taxes. But hes just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security. Yes, an elitist hypocrite who is the president. Anyway his plan today will include calls for congressional action on an assault weapons ban, a limitation on the sale of highcapacity magazines, also taking a look at stronger, federal background checks for anyone who wants to buy a firearm. At the moment, Senate Democratic leadership seems split on whether or not were going to get any action through congress. Majority leader harry reid is skeptical we can get anything past republicans in the house but at the same time, minority whip steny hoyer is more optimistic. Hes hopeful that perhaps his colleagues in the house will be more flexible after what happened at sandy hook elementary. Were back with more show after the break. Show, to be able to come away armed with the facts, and the arguments to feel confident in their positions. I want them to have the data and i want them to have the passion. But its also about telling them, youre put on this planet for something more. I want this show to have an impact beyond just informing. 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Stephanie Everything Else is going great in my life. [ wah wah ] what is it . 11 50 today eastern, the president will unveil his gun control measures. Although jacki says it has been moved to 11 55. We wont have it on our show. Just say. Stephanie no. Did you see so we were talking about the nras new ad about the president s children have fancy protection. Why does he not want your kids to be protected . Who does he think he is . Stephanie why dont your children have special secret service . Oh because youre not president. What is the point of them . Here we go. Are the president s kids more important than yours . Stephanie yes then why is he skeptical about putting Armed Security in our schools when his kids are protected by armed guards. Mr. Obama demands the wealthy pay their fair share of taxes but hes just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security. Protection for their kids and gunfree zones for ours. What we need is more guns more guns guns wow. Stephanie wow really . Thats their argument. The president s family is required by law to have protection. He claims to be a lawyer who knows about the law. Stephanie he was elected. All those fancy votes. Stephanie wow. Who does he think he is . Someone in the chat room says you know who didnt protect your children . Hitler. Stephanie thats right. [ applause ] Stephanie Jim does not need any encouragement to get there but thank you. Lordy. And by the way i say over and over again. Everyone has come to the table except for the gun lobby. I said i agree with barbara boxer, if we can use the National Guard, i would do it. Ive said over and other, im not a parent but if i were, i would understand, we might want to be safer rather than sorry now. There are measures you can take right away and it is now. Police force i think theyre prob bely too probably too stretched as it is. Whos going to pay for that . The National Guard makes some sense, i think. The president the elitist pay for it. Hes got fancy protection. Who does he think he is . Excuse me . Stephanie all it takes is for us to go into the scary right wing. Their voice drip. Yes. The president goes to the bank. Oh, now youre making fun of our psas that nobody hears. Stephanie oh, lord. Wheel of right wing hypocrites. Stephanie we talked about this yesterday. The nra has a video shooting game. Didnt they just blame Wayne Lapierrre video games. There is a petition going around to get apple to pull that from the store. Stephanie a week after the sandy hook shooting, Wayne Lapierrre, we took that press conference live. There is a corrupting industry that sells violence against its own people. Hollywood. Rap music. Jim. Hollywood is jews and gays. You forgot. Hes sick all right. But not in that way. [ world news tonight ] stephanie literally, are they just trying to new shooting game for mobile devices by the nra is no longer suitable for preschoolers. Well, theres that. 4 and up. Stephanie nra Practice Range changed its age recommendation from 4 up to 12 years of age. Oh, that fixes everything. Stephanie the game depicts and realistic violence. Seriously . It was just really sunday, the one month anniversary of sandy hook. Okay. [ explosion ] stephanie Courage Campaign is the one chris that circulated online petition asking apple to drop the free mobile app from its store. This is a classic example of everything thats wrong with the nra. Instead of coming to the table with constructive ideas to reduce gun violence, the nra is developing a game that glorifies guns and gun violence. Stephanie different than the other peoples violent games. This ones just teaching gun safety, im sure. [ whatever ] stephanie right right exactly. But theyre coffin shaped. Stephanie right. Fun for all ages. Not actual people. It is dead people inside the coffins. Redundant. Stephanie shooting already dead people so this is a pointless game as well. They dont think things through at the nra do they . Like ever. Stephanie joe in syracuse on the big breaking news from yesterday. New york gun law kicks in. Gun owners losing it. Yea, new york ahead of the curve on marriage equality. Ahead of the curve on sensible gun stuff. You know why . Because the republicans and democrats coming together, both issues. How about that. How about if the rest of the country ever ran like that. Governor cuomo. We can strike back and we can defend ourselves but were going to do it intelligently and were going to do prudently. And were going to put rules in place that actually protect innocent people in society. Stephanie thats crazy. Thats crazy. Whats going on . Joe writes steph im so proud of the new York State Legislature for passing gun reform so quickly in new york state. It is only seven miles into connecticut where sandy hook happened. Even with republicans, it is amazing how the gun law passed so quickly and easily. Whats amazing is listening to local right wing radio and gun owners responding in droves to their rights being stripped from them. One caller says jim youll love this. Because you love the history. Can i have some history music . One caller suggested the reason japan didnt do a land invasion on the west coast of the u. S. In world war ii is because they believed everyone had a gun and the Japanese Army would have been overwhelmed. Right pearl harbor. There are a lot of guns at pearl harbor. There were battle ships at pearl harbor i got a pistol. Oh, my god seriously . Oh, my god. Yeah, we lost 5,000 marines at iwo jima. They had guns. Morons. Stephanie sure. Another followup that said new york and eventually the whole really, it is true that as moronic as a lot of right wing video hosts are their callers are like ten times more squared to the tenth power times pi. Year caller forget it. Shes on a roll. Stephanie when the germans bombed pearl harbor i should stop. Pi. Hitler like pie. Not that infinity. Stephanie another caller followed up by saying new york and eventually the whole u. S. Would be open to an invasion from get ready for this, canada were going to make you spell that with the i in there eh . Make you sit on the jester field, eh . Eh, have some pudding. Stephanie whats even worse, the shows host agreed with the caller, agreeing were leaving ourselves open to being invaded by canadians and more. Who else . Damn es came eskimos. Stephanie nra added 100,000 new members since the newtown, connecticut tragedy. Currently there are 315 million americans. If i do the math, were looking at 1 of the population trying to call the shots to dictate to the other 99 how theyre going to live their lives and put the lives of the other 99 in danger. Thank you, joe from syracuse. [ applause ] whats going on . Stephanie oh, japan didnt do a land invasion. Were going to give you diabetes with tim hortons doughnuts, eh . Stephanie it will be a slow invasion. Boy, when it kicks in. Clog your arteries with the pudding. Deep fried cheese curds too. Just wait. It wont hurt you yet. But wait like 20 years. Brown gravy will get you in like 20 years. I heard a chime. Stephanie i know. Oh fine. Stephanie it is the alert that canada is about to attack. In 20 years. Stephanie thats what google alert said. [ laughter ] stephanie okay. All right. We have a town called regina, eh . That, you do. Okeydokey. Dare you not to laugh eh . Stephanie you realize weve become a south park episode. Were laughing at canadian episodes. We all have flappy heads. Stephanie send the mounties eh . Were wearing red coats so you can see us real good, eh . Stephanie all right. Oh, lets do a hate letter. Why not. Theyre losing it. Do we have hate music . Stephanie sure. This could be from one of my parents. Im so disappointed with you. Disappointed stephanie see, thats even worse than hate. Disappointment. Disappointment stephanie not only are you a despicable liberal but you also have a twist of communism in you. A twist of communism. Stephanie it is like a sprig. [ ding ding ] it is a commi mojito. Stephanie cant wait to see your show come 2016 squirming under a rock with the rest of your liberal friends. Come to think of it, thats a good place for you. Oh by squirming you mean hillary will be president and he will once again be a loser. [ applause ] all right. Okay. Thank you for that. [ applause ] it sounds kind of garnish. Stephanie with a marxist garnish. Like a sprig of parsley. Theyre never really specific on what theyre angry about. General unfocused stephanie i give him a general they hurl the word liberal around like it is an insult. Stephanie none of the l words scare me. Bring it. 18 minutes after the hour. Kids, go to meeting is how we do the business here at the the Stephanie Miller show. 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On my next show, ill sit down with the explosive yet reflective, Jerry Springer and well find out which one of these camera guys is a secret baby daddy. Only on current tv. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. 25 minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Oh jackis healthcare corner coming up at the bottom of the hour. Source of all evil in the world . Cats. Cats and healthcare in the news. I stepped on jazzs foot this morning. Stephanie youre a bastard. Well, he was under the bed. His foot was out from underneath the bed. I stepped on it and he screamed. Stephanie hope he doesnt scratch you over that. You know why . Because this cat scratch cost a guy 55,000 in our healthcare. What . What is it . A snow leopard . Stephanie here, kitty 1800steph12. Bengal tiger . Stephanie jean in west virginia. Hi jean. Caller hello. Stephanie hi, go ahead. Caller i kind of agree with the commercial, the nra put out about obama. Stephanie oh boy. Caller well, now wait a minute. Stephanie jean, you heard me say i think it is not a bad idea to explore about the National Guard in the schools so im not necessarily disagreeing. Caller yeah, but wait a minute. Stephanie thats a ridiculous analogy to say the president s kids have protection. Hes president. Caller thats not what im saying. Im saying that people who carry guns should have the same psyche analysis that the protection detail has. The same yearly physicals the extensive training. They all have their guns registered. And they dont carry assault rifles. Whos going to pay for all of that though . Caller thats what im saying, the nra supports is to protect the president s kids. Thats the qualifications. Stephanie i agree with you. I think it is ridiculous to talk about Arming Teachers who are not trained nor generally have any desire to be navy seals in addition to teaching your kids. Caller exactly. Thats why i feel the commercial was stupid because theyre supporting everything that we believe should be done. People should have psyche analysis. Stephanie right. I get your point. Caller they should be registered. Stephanie i get your point. Caller they shouldnt carry assault rifles. Stephanie jean, thank you very much. It was phlegm in my head that made me misunderstand her. It was a little stephanie i get her point. I get it now. She was making a point. Stephanie i was unnecessarily combative and i apologize. What . Combative. Stephanie i think im having a brainrelated event. Maybe a phlegmrelated event. Stephanie joan, youre on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller oh, hi. Im excited to talk to you. I have three quick points. I was watching morning joe. Hope i can say that. Stephanie its ok. Caller robert gibbs was on and he said some really interesting things. I dont know if he said this but it was on there that the president excuse me, im sick too has 19 executive orders on his desk. Stephanie right. Caller not that hes going to enact them all but thats part of what joe biden did. And also he said that he said that if you have a policeman at a school, they would have a pistol. They wouldnt even have a glock. I dont know what that is but they wouldnt have one. You know what policemen use. All a shooter would have to do is get across the street with an assault weapon and shoot him. Stephanie yeah. Caller then come in the school. Right . So what protection is that against an assault weapon . Stephanie yep. You know, its interesting. She was talking about so and so is a hunter. I heard ed schultz say, hes a hunter. He said that last night. Everybody knows ive been a hunter. Im sick of having to state yo