[ theme music ] stephanie who is our first caller today . Oh, she gets a sherrys berries gift card oh no you are not a caller. You are here every day. Good morning, Jacki Schechner. I want a sherrys berries gift card. Stephanie hey, john kasick just undouched himself. He is going to accept the obama Medicare Medicaid expansion. Amazing. I love when governors and lawmakers do things that actually benefit the citizens of they state. Stephanie right. The only reason not to do it jacki is you are a douche. Pretty much. And you want to be like rick scott. Stephanie its a technical term, douche. Here she is Jacki Schechner health care geek of the current news center. Good morning, everybody, president obama is showing his administration can multitask. He is tolding two separate meetings at the white house. This morning with labor leaders and this afternoon with business leaders. The idea is to try to find some consensus when it comes to Immigration Reform and this coming while the president continues to push for new Gun Legislation. The state department could transfer 1. 1 billion in surplus funds no longer used in iraq to beef up securities at u. S. Embassies abroad. State has asked for 2. 4 billion for immediate needs. Iranian president is in egypt today becoming the first iranian president to visit the country since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. The two will attend the organization of it islamic cooperation, a summit beginning tomorrow. Were back after the break. Stay with us. Alright, in 15 minutes were going to do the young turks. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. Dont forget about that payroll meeting. Rolo. Get your smooth on. Also in minis. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine, woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie it is what . Hello. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Huh . What . Stephanie six minutes after the hour 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. As we get older that is what he is show has become. The hardofhearing darth vader show. What . Stephanie what . We got all them things to give away sherrys berries and pro flowers gift cards to give away. Valentines day is coming up. [ wah wah ] you are single. Stephanie whatever. I wasnt drinking at my rumbly tumblely at my super bowl show but he was. He didnt even know. He was drunk. I was playing the pinball machine. Stephanie yes, that i got just for the occasion. Sexyliberal. Com, roland tore a muscle in his neck because of the Box Office Tickets in chicago. April 3rd as you know in 2013 this is the midwest show well have one west coast show and thats it. And the box office exploded. So i would hurry and get those tickets. Just dont tear a neck muscle while you do it. Stephanie right. And the lights will stay on the entire time. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie can i have the love music. Stephanie you know the commercial the hot girl and the stephanie no of course, the budweiser i liked the paul harvey one. Stephanie can i get back to my animal things are more important. All right. Fine. Whatever. Stephanie he is feeding a horse, the little pony and then he goes to chicago to see the budweiser horses and another horse recognizes him and he breaks free and he runs. And someone in france ate him and that was the end. [ buzzer ] stephanie why do you have to ruin everything beautiful in my life. Well, im sure he was tasty. Stephanie and the other was the oreo whisper fight in the library where even the cops and the librarian are still whispering even though there is a melee, pandemonium. Wow, where do we start with brownie or the South Carolina guy . Stephanie yeah that guy kind of takes the pie. Brownny is a rightwing talk radio host now. Lets start with brownie. Hes a talkshow host . Stephanie yes. Who gave him a job in radio . Stephanie who knows. Im thinking hitler. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] hitler is not a program director. Anymore. Anymore. [ laughter ] stephanie as we lose our remaining collective minds. [ wah wah ] stephanie were not referring to you listening to whatever station we are on. But he was the idiot that screwed up the Hurricane Katrina response and a lot of people died. Anyway he tweeted someone just told me there was fighting going on in the superdome, hashtag shocked. He did not back down because as i mentioned he is now a rightwing talk radio [ censor bleep ] hole. Somebody tweeted come look at the waterlines on the building and see if that is funny. [ inaudible ] where were the boxes . Where were the boxes . Stephanie oh the sean hannity la meant. They were under water. Stephanie yes, they were. Along with everything else. Stephanie last fall brown criticized president obama for responding to Hurricane Sandy too early. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] too early. Stephanie yeah that was too much. You are just rubbing it in. Stephanie is there such a thing as responding too early to a national well, if it hasnt happened yet. Psychic stephanie well he is obviously psychic, kenyan, muslim. This guy i saved for last. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie you know how people tweet oh, sorry drunk did you see this. This guy just kept going and going and going. Wow. This guy is truly awful. The former South Carolina this will shock you he is a republican. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] huh. Stephanie fires off rich shally charged tweets during the super bowl. Todd kincannon it largely involved jokes about Trayvon Martin [ censor bleep ], Hurricane Katrina, and black people. Would you like the fun facts . Sure. [ funfacts music ] stephanie this super bowl sucks more than adult Trayvon Martin would have for drug money. Oh, wow. Stephanie this super bowl sucks more than [ censor bleep ] gomer pyle did for weekend passes. Hey, what the difference between Trayvon Martin and a dead baby . They are both dead but pepsi doesnt taste like trayvon . What . Stephanie okay. What is the difference between Trayvon Martin and real brother 2003 . Trayvon stopped tweeting stupid [ censor bleep ] about a year ago. He wrote it hasnt been this dark in the superdome since all of those pours occupied it after Hurricane Katrina. It was met with oh he is a legal analyst, laughing off criticism and retweeting dozens of supportive responses. [ applause ] wow. What did Trayvon Martin have to do with the super bowl . Why was he on this Trayvon Martin kick . Stephanie just to be a racist bastard i guess. And, you know, stomp on a familys pain just for his stupid all right. Wow. Wow. Wow. Im trying not to Say Something i shouldnt stephanie i appreciate that. I can feel it. I think we are all filling it. Where is our thought bubble because the remaining radio approximate directors who dropped off comparing them to hitler i didnt compare them to hitler. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie this is what has happened to the republican party. Jindal is stupid for calling reasoning stupid. I know you are but what am i . Stephanie its like watching an animal house food fight. What am i now a zit. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Donald trump says bobby jindal is the stupid one. He says i think he was stupid for using that term. It is so obnoxious and so good for the other side that he should havent used that word. Because he is stupid. Has he commented on the skeet shooting picture yet . Stephanie no, but i bet hes a skeeter. Because that term is going to be living now for a long time with the republican party. Lets see. I thought it was very demeaning to the republican party. Oh, they are doing a good job demeaning themselves. You dont use the word stupid because now its going to be part of the vocabulary of the democratic party. I thought it was stupid. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie oh look at this trump said when they tamper with medicare they have a death wish. Whoever said that was stupid. Oh, wait that was me. That was hugely stupid. Stephanie did you hear about bill maher . This is hilarious. He is suing bill maher for 5 million over a bet that trump couldnt prove his mother didnt have sex with an orangutan. Clearly a joke. [ laughter ] stephanie he said for 5 million all going to charity. I accept the offer immediately. And he didnt come through with the 5 million. Stephanie you know when steve doocy has to point out that you are stupid steve doocy said it was a joke. And trump said that was venom that wasnt a joke. In fact he was nervous when he said it. It was a pathetic delivery. [ Phyllis Diller laughter ] stephanie there, i did not my mother did not have sex with an orangutan. Its not why my hair is orange. That was a spectacular story. What a dope. How did he ever make any money at all . Stephanie maybe he didnt. He lost it ail on a casino. Stephanie yes. The business was probably good people are like lets go where the house always loses. Thats awesome. All right. Eighteen minutes after the hour. Im going to freeze that entire bit in carbonite. Please do. Stephanie backing up all of your computer files, it is important. You cant do it once in a while. Its not good enough. Stop shaking your head like a stupid imfoe mesh shall side kick. What . Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Stephanie you are like one of those little dogs you are a bobble head basically. Okay. Carbonite keeps your files safe in the clouds dont they . Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Stephanie plus you can access files from anywhere including an iphone. Woe. What if you only have a dumb phone . They dont make an app for dumb phones. Upgrade place. Stephanie for gods sake i have a dumb phone and two bobble head mooks thats all the i got. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Stephanie if i didnt have stuff in my computer all i would have is this human waste of space. Go to carbonite. Com and try it now. Get two months free subscription with the offer code stephanie. 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[ inaudible ] booty. Stephanie thats hot. Scott welcome. Caller hello stephanie. If anybody wants any type of gun have the limit on the magazines of ten bullets. Stephanie right. Uhhuh. Caller you know, i mean that would make a big difference if you wouldnt have to shoot 100 bullets in 30 seconds. You know what im saying . Stephanie right. Caller if you want an ar13 you can only shoot 10 bullets. Stephanie yeah its Amazing Things that you would think are just like a bare minimum we could do the mayor of minneapolis said just give our kid the chance that he has to reload at least. Caller exactly. Stephanie he said my daughter is going to be a school teacher, and give her a chance. That has been the way most of these things have ended is they had to reload. What if i feel i need to stand my grand 100 times. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie the government guy in the bunker thank god that kid was okay. The man who killed a School Bus Driver and then held a 5yearold hostage underground in a bunker was killed and the child was brought to safety. Jimmy lee dykes mental state has deteriorated, and he was holding a gun. He killed one neighbors dog with a lead pipe or something. Yeah. Stephanie and he was constantly threatening neighborhood kids and dogs why wasnt he apprehended a long time ago. Stephanie the president yesterday. Obama weapons of war have no place on our streets or in our schools or threatening our Law Enforcement officers. Our Law Enforcement officers should never be out gunned on the streets. [ applause ] stephanie and im listening to that thinking these antigovernment types like this nut case, they dont want they think oh thats bad. Oh, we dont want thats big government. What did they call it jack booted thugs. They are our cops. I want them better armed than criminals. Okay the president. Obama tell them theres no legislation to eliminate all guns. Theres no legislation being proposed to subvert the Second Amendment. Tell them specific what were talking about. Things that the majority of americans when asked support. And tell them now is the time for action. That were not going to wait for the next newtown or the nectar row are. Were not going to wait until after we lose more innocent americans on streets all across the country. Were not going to wait until somebody elses father or son are murdered. Stephanie we were talking about this tragedy yesterday, this navy sale sniper who was shot at the gun range. All of the arguments we cant have gunfree zones, that guy talk about not just someone that is trained, apparently the most prolific sniper in American Military history is shot at a gun range. By someone with ptsd. Stephanie exactly. Mental health and guns. Exactly. Stephanie twentynine minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more gripping, current. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Dont you realize politicians always make extravagant promises . Stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Charlie pierce coming up next hour, representative peter welch of the great state of vermont the great and teeny state. He is the only representative of the state of vermont. Stephanie ah. Theres only one, yeah Stephanie Jim is in a weird mood today. He is too happy. There is something wrong. He was singing it like that child. He was starting to sing and hum the theme song. Ladies and gentlemen im walking on sunshine waaa stephanie all right. Jose in nebraska you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hi, stephanie how are you doing . Stephanie good. Caller i enjoy your show and your crew, just watching you on tv and listening to you guys. Stephanie thank you. Caller i have a citizen of this country for the last year. I came to this country when i was nine years old, and of course i have seen a lot of things that came and went out there those years, but my question is why dont you just finish this and get it over with. It seems like they tippy toe all the time around it. It seems that they never ever get a chance to just come to the senate and just say hey lets get this over with lets find a solution to this and lets get it done. They about like its like the biggest problem in the whole world and its actually just come together and get this done. Stephanie Charlie Pierce wrote a great piece about this of why the president is so popular right now, and part of it is, if you havent noticed, they are starting to get things done. Because he really has won the argument, and he marginalized them to such a degree that they signed the debt ceiling thing, looks like they are going to get something done on Immigration Reform. Gun control, well see. I think that has a lot to do with us. Right. And, you know, like i know im in a basically republican state here in nebraska, and, you know, i go to work i hear all of these things, and of course i voted for obama the First Time Ever that i voted and all i really got was an Immigration Law that immigrants are coming to this country and bringing all of these weapons, and i understand there are some bad things happening on the border but you know how many people in california like agriculturally do for this country . You know how many people in texas and these other places picking or food that we eat almost every day. Stephanie i would like to apologize for all of the previous stupidity of all of the previous republicans, and give you some pro flowers. Would that help . [ laughter ] caller yeah okay. Stephanie all right. Hold on. If you are looking for flowers this valentines day go to pro flowers and enter the pass word code stephanie. Fun wow stephanie oh my god. We busted that out again. Paul in nevada you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, paul. Caller hi, stephanie i love