[ theme music ] stephanie hello, current tv land, good morning. Good morning jacki schechner. Good morning, love what is going on . Stephanie well knowing more fun than a sequestration. Apparently it is both disastrous and it is the president s fault and its no big deal, but it is a disaster. Hashtag stephanie right. Hashtag lame ass rightwing moron. Yes. Good morning everybody, lets talk sequester. President obama is travelling to new port news virginia today where he will talk about sequestration. Many suppliers rely solely on the shipping company for its business the president will explain how the job cuts will impact our safety. The navy has already said that the cuts will have an impact on deployment of a secondary craft carrier to the persian gulf. Military officials have expressed concern. Here at home the white house is rolling out cabinet members to speak with the press about how the budget cuts are going to effect each of their individual domains. Yesterday it was Homeland Security secretary to sound the alarm. It would affect the readiness of the men and women on our front lines, and undermine the progress we have made over the past ten years. She explained how the budget cuts mean fewer custom officers on duty which means delays and more missed flights, and fewer personnel working to keep our borders secure and our sea ports operating efficiently. Last week ray lahood said were likely to see considerably longer lines at airports, we would have to layoff air Traffic Controllers and there would be fewer of them working at one time. Were back with more show after the break. Stay with us. Billy zane stars in barabbas. Coming in march to reelz. To find reelz in your area, go to reelz. Com [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to, six minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Stephaniemiller. Com the website check it out, you can email us all there, executive producer chris lavoie voice deity jim ward, and me Stephanie Miller. Im a movie star now. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] how did that go . Stephanie i shot my film. Nobody can play you like you. Stephanie no. I had to improvise, i was shouting ridiculous questions out at the red carpet. Were there real celebrities . Stephanie they are going to green screen them in. So there are special effects involved . Stephanie yes. They couldnt have me actually interviewing celebrities. Ever since the restraining order. That might have been in the 90s stephanie that was a long time ago. So the statute of limitations has passed . Stephanie i think so. This hollywood they let you back a little bit at a time. Now i can be on green screen with him. Thats a start. Stephanie yes. Speaking of seeing people live. Guess where you can see momma. Stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour is making a visit to the Chicago Theater on april 13th. Tickets are available at ticketmaster. Com, come see the tour that sparked the number 1 comedy album. Seat home chicago is about to get more love from momma. Stephanie yeah. Burt is a steph head of sorts. He writes too had jim ward wont be making the trip because im making a tribute band and calling it band of vipers. [ applause ] stephanie all right. So lots to get to we have representative john yarmuth of the great state of kentucky coming up and of course Charlie Pierce. Representative yarmuth has been saying that ashley judd may run, and maybe kick a Little Turtle ass. Yeah. Tick a little harder to get through my shell. Stephanie thats true, she will have to kick harder. I wore Melissa Fitzgeralds dress for my film because as you know im not a real girl. So i had to borrow the dress that i wore for the inauguration. And she and jacki had to tell me how to get my gel nails down. So you didnt have to wear your normal Barbara Streisand in prince of tides pant suit yes. Stephanie although she is a little more endowed than i am. [ mysterious music ] stephanie so as were shooting my film because they only shoot you obviously from the front, they had to clothe pin you . No oh, god stephanie the director goes do we have gafford tape. Which means you cant hold your dress up. And also you know why, because i dont have one of those things strapless bras. I was like i only have the kind with the straps didnt they tell you to bring an assortment of clothes . Stephanie the assortment i have is the one dress mel will let me wear. So theres no wardrobe budget in this movie. Stephanie i think they brought some pooffy prom gown. Oh, okay. Stephanie all right. So we this sequester seriously is giving me a head ache in my eye. Its worse than the time i rubbed poison ivey in my eye. Poison Ivey Stephanie thats something from a psa we get there is also helpful information in those thing, like dont rub poison ivey in your eye. Stephanie we obsessed all morning yesterday over the taylor swift song with the screaming goats. And it was all over tv last night. Apparently theres a living on a prayer, goats version. [ laughter ] and thats a lot for love well give at it shot [ goats screaming ] were halfway there stephanie that is actually funny if you have had the kind of love life i have had. It sounds just like john bon jovi. Thats what every love song sounds like to me starts out great and then [ screaming ] stephanie the president again. Obama these cuts do not have to happen. Congress can turn them off any time with just a little bit of compromise. Stephanie by the way the republican governors are becoming like though screaming goats. [ screaming ] yeah. Stephanie okay. Quit screwing around. Because this is going to effect everybody. Uhhuh. Stephanie Charlie Pierce as usual, i have to say, wrote another brilliant piece. He was saying about why republicans are going to lose because, because he said there is local News Coverage in every and thats where you are going to see every story about these cuts. And thats a lot of free advertising, i suppose about the actual thats right. Thats why the argument in the National Media is so loud about whos fault it is, because each side is trying to blame the other side. Stephanie it literally is like arguing when you are going over the cliff. It doesnt matter who decided to go down this road somebody hit the breaks. The democrats are winning that argument. Thanks to boner and his big mouth. I got 98 of what i wanted. Im very happy. Stephanie what a fabulous idea this is. Ask tom corbett and utah governor what they think and you get the exact same response what strategy. Their message for speaker boner and others its not time to sit on the sidelines. They need to stop having press conferences and start having meetings, said transvaginal bob. Its a reality check moment for the Republican Party with state leaders fearing they will be forced to overcome the disaster back home. Until now republican governors have been content to mostly blame obama, and stayed quiet about the mess their colleagues have played. But now they are changing that. Rocky Mountain Mike in the chat room said thats goats adorbs. [ wah wah ] stephanie oh, really rocky Mountain Mike . Thats because he is sick of the sequestration. Im sick of the sequestration, its giving me some frustration we put the theramin in there. We didnt have that yesterday. Stephanie what is that . That shticky thing. Its a musical instrument. Stephanie different than therabreath. Exactly. Stephanie chuck in delaware you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller good morning. Stephanie good morning i have a sign in my house that says i dont cook clean, or put icky things in my mouth. Caller oh, my. I just enjoy your show so much. Today is my 65th birthday. Stephanie happy birthday. Caller and i want to see boehner get beat [ laughter ] stephanie look at you. I just got an email from someone talking about this movie im, called escape from planet earth, and i do the beatles voice. Stephanie jim is a little bit competitive about my virgining film career. Hopefully ill have some nice residuals. Stephanie oh, boy, somebody is buying flirtinis. How would we do our business without our go to my pc. I dont know. I dont either. Stephanie trying to find time to get caught up at the office can be impossible. Thats why we use go to my pc by citrix. Now you can do fancy stuff from anywhere. Last night i was in my bed, had my ipad had my go to my pc app, had to download something from my desktop, and i did it from my bed. Stephanie you are a lazy bastard. It was the rocky Mountain Mike jingle. Stephanie right. This is how excited people get about go to my pc. 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What did somebody say on the twitter machine . They are looking forward to your razzy acceptance speech. Stephanie thank you. In this business the price of success is very high especially for a woman, i dont suppose im the only one who [ censor bleep ] her way to the top. Stephanie look its a love letter from the detector. I hadnt slept and i was drunk. Stephanie right. I reviewed all of your footage, you were perfect you were funny, and the light was quite perfect. We were in a what is the thing that looks like it should be a river but it is not. Oh, a wash. You were in a culvert in culvert city. Stephanie was in a culvert. [ laughter ] stephanie very exotic film location. Ill living the dream here in hollywood. The light was quite perfect and beautiful. And with the camera you looked like you could get carded, and you were funny. I think you will be very proud of it. My director. [ applause ] stephanie i did when she first asked me to do it i said you dont just want me for my car, right . [ laughter ] stephanie and she said no we really want you. And i said okay. Back to the dead monkey funeral. You were so close to the oil wells of baldwin hills. [ laughter ] stephanie i have some more letters from my fans to read. Be in the culvert momentarily. It was the butt of los angeles yeah you brought your script for the remake of salamey. [ laughter ] stephanie and we had to keep pausing for people on scooters. And its like what is this . Scooters im shooting here silence. Like old people scooters. Stephanie yeah. Like hoverrounds. Stephanie i dont know scooters that make noise. For young people or old people. Stephanie why cant they clear the area while i shoot my scene. Well fix that later. Thats nothing. Fix that disastrous decision later. [ laughter ] stephanie why cant life be more like hollywood. [ magic wand ] stephanie why cant there be green screens and vaseline on a lens. [ inaudible ] you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome. Caller thank you. Hi, how are you guys doing . Stephanie good, go ahead. Caller i just wanted to talk about austerity. I really dont think it is something we should be doing as a country. I think we should be trying to make sure that every Political Party is has their own view and should be taking that into consideration, even though im not a republican but i feel like we should be making sure that their views are still heard, because at the end of the day, we have to deal with them, you know. And if we dont deal with them then we are just as bad as they are. Stephanie well, yeah although thats the thing we always talk about on this show is both sides are not equal in this. They just arent. Caller absolutely. Stephanie by the way who im loving more and more and more Michael Thomasky in the daily beast. Do you read him . Yes. Stephanie he writes really great stuff, and again its not like this is a new theme, this is not my dads Republican Party, but it just literally is a great piece about how far right they have gone, and how ungovernable they have made things. You know, anyway he writes diluted republican reformers. The conventional view of what is wrong with the gop because there are all of these stories now. The story focuses on policy positions, immigration, samesex marriage climate change, god knows policy positions are a problem, but they are not the they are a problem not the problem. The problem is the party fan gnat call. We have never seen anything like this in the modern history of our country. It is destroying the Republican Party. Thats fine with me. Although im constantly mystified as to why its all right for the people im talking about. It is destroying our democratic processes, which is not fine with me. And then he makes a great he makes a great analogy about a family at the thanksgiving table, and you know how you are ignoring the obvious. Because of gerrymandering republicans dont have to win elections anymore. So they dont care. Stephanie yeah. Twentynine minutes after the hour. That and representative john yarmuth next on the Stephanie Miller show. Going to do the young turks. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. All actors are crazy, and the more talented they are the crazier they are i mean look at announcer Stephanie Miller. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie Washington Post headline, top kentucky dem predicts ashley judd for the senate. I think in her mind she made the decision to run, and she is doing the right thing. Polling has shown her competitive with mitch mcconnell. Stephanie if we had access to Top Democrats like that, oh look its representative tom yarmuth. Good morning, top kentucky dem. Thats a small group right now. Stephanie party of one. You take what you can get. Stephanie thats exacting though. There was an independent poll done, maybe six weeks ago that showed her within the margin of error against mcconnell. He did his own poll a couple of weeks ago, and this was bizarre, and he basically surveyed his base. [ laughter ] the sample was 60something percent conservative. And even with that, he got the 49 against ashley. Stephanie right. Even surveying his base he couldnt get the 50 . So there is a lot of energy to retire him. Stephanie karl rove is askeered already. They are already running ads against her. Oh, yeah. Its a riot. Mitch is panicked. She has not told me she has made a decision to run, but im sure she would. Stephanie lets talked sequestration, because its just i i dont know what more to say about all of this. You have even got republican governors now screaming, saying you have got to do something about this, like the show is over, right . Yes, im a little bit off message with my party on this. I say just fix it. Yeah. Yeah. Just stop it. We can do it in five minutes with one sentence and if everything thinks it is such a bad idea lets just stop it. We have won the argument that we have always tried to make that significant cuts in federal spending damage the economy. We won that argument so lets forget about that. We just won. So lets accept the victory. You may be off message with the rest of your party, but you are on message with the rest of america. Stephanie what does that mean in terms of what he should do now or how you do it . Its very very difficult working with the other party, and probably the most logical thing would be to delay the sequester practically speaking, to delay the sequester to march 27th when we have to come up with a mechanism for funding. So lets just wrap all of this issue into that debate because right now were having the same debate we had in 2011, and right before the end of the year and were going to have for the next three and a half weeks anyway and well have after that. Its exactly the same debate and i think the American People are rightfully confused and im confused as to why were doing this well. Stephanie the president called for a two month delay in the seques