United states . You wouldnt think so, but i guess anything is possible in Obamas America. Greg . Andy, can you blame people in Obamas America not wanting to run with the bulls . I am just surprised the bulls want to come here what with obamacare and all. Exactly. And you can only use 49 bulls in assisted of 50. I think there are 58 bulls. Eight wont be eligible for health care. Enough of this. Look who is here. She is so british her blood type is marmalade. I am here w imogen lloyd webber. Her latest book is called the twitter diaries and if hilarity was a soap dispenser they would pump him in the office bathroom. He is writer examine comedian jake fogelnest. Bill schulz is out of town and filling in is my nude rock climbing instructor, michael moynahan. Glad you combed your hair. And he is not allowed within 50 feet of a hot air balloon. Next to me, americas future foundation. Thats not magestic. Camille foster. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Get ready for an hours worth of tmi. Will he be less graby after time and rehaby . Well san diego mayor bob filner has started two weeks of intensive therapy as he faces calls for his resignation amid claims of sexual harassment. And on monday, a day of the week jake, as he was entering treatment a 10th woman came forward accusing him of Inappropriate Conduct at a church event. Can a 14day program fix years of bad behavior . Red eye obtained video of filner being overly affection gnat with wildlife outside the very clinic. All right. He will never learn. And meanwhile, in other lusty politician news, the woman who sexted with Anthony Wiener has done a porno. They posted video of sydney leathers posing nude and she revealed some private and cherished moments with wiener. Initially Anthony Wiener had poked me on facebook and thats how our conversation started from therement started from there. I am attracted to intelligence and thats what attracted me to him the most. I was on a train from chicago which he knew. But he insisted he needed to tell me about a sex dream he had about me at that second. From one train to another, thats the american dream. The rest of the video is pretty graphic. We will show a clip, but a warning that sensitive viewers should move closer to the tv to see it better. Roll itment wow. That is amazing. That is the love lace of the hamster family. Jake i want to talk about filner first. What i find strikingly odd is he will keep his powers as mayor while he is in treatment. Do you think that is empowering . Stliewtly. Absolutely. Two weeks and are you no longer a creep. Two weeks and you are no longer the creepiest, grossest dude in the world. If you are a man and a creep, it can be solved very, very quickly with just a couple of meetings with somebody who is also probably a creep. Exactly. Somebody who gets off on somebody who listens to creepy stories. He is 70 years old. You made it this far. Can you change who you are at this age be it two weeks or two years . Come on. Probably not. But this 10th woman who came out is it the accusation he asked her to dinner . Thats what it about. Number ten . What is number 11 . He held the door open for me. Totally inappropriate. I see you defending him. I am not defending him one through nine. Just ten. Do you think ten is weak . Basically what you are saying is to you it is a sports metaphor. They are piling it on at this point. They are looking for a book deal and that disgusts me, imogen. This treatment could face decades of inappropriate behavior. It helped you. I have no idea. And it will help the hamster or whatever was with us. I am really disturbed by that. We just have to talk about the whole wiener thing. The most odious thing in the scandal is wiener. It is not sydney it is wiener who started it. There is a san diego man who is even more odious than wiener who was doing something. Maybe woman number 10, but we have one in a headlock for goodness sake. In case you missed it this guy who was having two weeks treatment is apparently supposed to be headlining an antirape. It is a big event. He needs to be out of society come politely. Completely. If you march for women you march all over them. You can quote me, america. Nobody quote him, america. Dont tell america what to do. Only bill can do that and he is not there. Unless it is the delightful actress america ferrarar. No such ugly anymore because it was canceled. Lets move on to the sexting with wiener. Should we applaud her for exploiting a bad situation and making it worse . I dont want to applaud this ding bat for anything. I heard her on howard stern which is another incredibly dignified performance. The incredible thing about this is when it began she was referred to as a progressive activist. She was involved in politics. There is something wrong there. I would get those checked. I will text her. The progressive activist who was deeply 8 offended by how the leader was behaving. She leaked the information to a website called the dirty and has now done a porno and gave her full length interview with howard stern and the previous one was with inside edition. I was expecting dressed up with serious womens issues. But i think she is an american hero. Her parents named her after a porn star. Sydney leathers is her real name. People play that what is your porn star . Sydney leathers porn star is harriet johnson. Who will buy this . Who will buy this porno . There are people like i am really excited to see the guy who was sexting with Anthony Wiener. There was a guy . Oh no, the girl. Wait, thats next week. Do you think bob filner will do Something Like this . You know who will buy it . Wiener. He is probably cheap because he doesnt have any money except campaign funds. He will probably just watch it and not pay for it. And then he will pleasure himself and america, camille. America, ferrarara, leave her out of this. Are you disgusted with the way success is done these days . It is disappointing. I have to be the only person in new york city right now who is pulling for Anthony Wiener. I think his team has to be pulled from the whole situation. This is an opportunity to talk about the mans resolve. His willingness to continue to do the same thing over and over again. It is a tremendous amount of resilience. This is high praise coming from camille foster. He made a film about people who did just that in world war ii. Old men and resilience. And if wee elect Anthony Wiener for those of us who are in favor of the limited governor , if we actually do this, he wont be able to get anything else done because the next scandal will happen in a few weeks. Vote for Anthony Wiener. You get somebody scandal ridden. He cant even fire his own employees because none of the employees will do anything worse than he has. From gropers to dopers. Yankees minor league leer Fernando Martinez has been suspended for 50 games for performanceenhancing drugs along with 11 other players. Also a fellow named arod is out of the game through the end of the 2014 season. Rodriguez received a lengthier suspension for violations of baseballs drug violation. By then he will be sifnlgt but it is possible his connection to bio genesis has ended his career. Arod says he plans to appeal, but first he has to do more drugs. Meanwhile, look what happened to this athlete after he stopped taking p. E. D. Es. Stay. Sit. Sit. Stay. I dont find that funny. I find that tragic. Imogn, in england croquet is the strongest sport. Is doping an issue there as well . Maybe. Royal, royal, royal babies. I was a bit worried about this story. I dont understand baseball and then i thought i know who arod is. He cheated on his wife and prostitutes and then shacked madonna and kate hudson and cameron diaz. Once a cheater, always a cheater and clearly another odiuos man. He is 38 years old and near ending his career and he earns 28 million a season. Apparently he owns a used car lot in texas so he can become a used car salesman which is perfect for his cheating. How big a loss is random minor leaguer for the yankees and can he bounce back after this . We are all missing the point. Despite the prevenlence of performanceenhancing drugs thats what p. E. D. Means . It is a boring game. There should be more drugs in baseball and not less. More drugs for the players and drugs for the fans to be able to watch these games and they are board to sleep. You dont want to take a drug that makes the game longer. Angel dust. Throw the angel dust into baseball. Pcp fixes everything. Jake, while you are talking jesus montero, some of the players suspended. What is next for them . Do they regret cheating . They need to suspend a player named steve. Thats what i think. It is very clear. You know, the thing is 14 of the 18 players linked to bio genesis are from latin america. In the green room you pointed that out and you said si. I condemn that. I condemn that. I condemn you. I condemn your slightly aryan haircut and the way your arms are crossed. By the way, i know red eye is not a journalistic show. But i told you that off the record. The things i said about our dominican short stop wra r were much more offensive than that. I go back to my mantra, oh god. Another m ha ntra. Thats the name of my club. You can take a drug to make you better at your job and you would take. It i would take a job to be a better husband. I would take a drug to be better at anything. I dont see the problem. Thats fine. People hold athletes up to a different standard and it is some sort of public utility and everybody who does this is popping aderol and all of this other stuff. I am with caw camille. If everybody in the media stopped taking aderol. It would be back to a daily newspaper. Buzz feed lives on this. 13 things i just thought of on drugs. President kennedy was getting shot in his butt 4 times a day. What was that though . Vitamin b. Uppers, an feet manies. And that too. What ever will help the people in the newsroom to talk slower. Thats all i want. Take the drugs away from them. Do we have time for this story . From guys who sweat to a gop threat. Should we care what they air . The head of the Republican Party , yes there is one, camille, says if cnn and nbc go ahead with planned shows about Hillary Clinton the networks wont get to partner in any president ial primary debates. Cnn is producing a documentary about clinton pre premiering next year. It is a series with diane lane and as you can tell they are almost like twins. They say it is appalling that the Network Execs have taken it upon themselves to be Hillary Clintons campaign operatives. Nbc says it is completely independent and they say it is nothing to do with the mini series and there was a statement saying dont judge until you have seen the stupid thing. He responded saying the networks will treat hillary like a cat treats a bunny. What . Prince rivas. Prince rivas is a star wars character. Jake, you and your fellow hollywood power brokers have been in the tank from day one. How does it feel being called out for it . Why is there an argument about a documentary . No we cant put a Hillary Clinton documentary on. And how dare anyone keep diane lane from getting work. She is a fantastic actress and a treasure. I want to see her in everything. I loved her in the outsiders thats how old i am. Smart move or dumb move . Stupid. I agree. I dont know how you make a hillary movie or documentary without looking at the clinton era scandal. When her book came out all anybody wanted to know was what did she say about Monica Lewinski. Imogen, doesnt it make republicans look like babies . I think the Republican Party are using this as a scapegoat. They came out and said they wanted to reduce the number of president ial debates because their candidates kept saying stupid things. This way they can blame the liberal media and not the fact that they kept saying stupid things and reduce the number of debates. Thats why the man is a prince. Formally known as rince. Moynahan, a, what is actually a scapegoat . It is a small animal in luxenburg where prince rivas is from. Is there another royal baby i missed . We will talk about it later. Opinion . Ridiculous and the incredible thing of prince rivas saying secretary clinton has been in the public eye for two decades and there is no need to do a docudrama on a known individual. Did he not walk the line . It is unbelievable. You cant write books about people that are known. Thats nuts. Everybody knew about shark nato. We have to take a break. I think Monica Lewinski should play by a fattened up mily cyrus. That is offensive, but totally. Bill clinton played by himself. He would demand it. I want to have sex with all of the girls. It is fake sex, mr. President. I i want to have sex with awful them. Thats the thing whe documentary comes out. It is clinton jokes. I am bringing sexy back. Them other boys dont know how to act. Something steve doosey said to me before he got off the elevator. Test tube burgers . Call me test tube burgers. It sticks in your face, a total waste. A new study found having facial cos met sick surgery doesnt make you appear more attractive. Sorry, jake. They looked at before and after pictures of people who have done work before and only saw a small and insignificant increase in attractiveness. The surgery recipients only looked three years younger. I believe we have examples. Here is a 73yearold man who had work done around his mouth, i believe. And this is a 46yearold woman who i guess wanted to look a little younger. Terrible. And here is a 25yearold woman who i think we can all agree looks pretty enticing. She wanted to look like a washing machine. Imogen, you have had some work done. We have a before picture. Great. It is incredible what they did to you in the hawaii fiveo days. Plastic surgery doesnt look better unless you had a disfiguring accident. The point is how the people who have it done see themselves. 10 Million People have Plastic Surgery in america last year. They do it because they want to make themselves feel better. It has nothing to do with what other people think of them. Jake, i believe we have a picture of how you look before. You have the whole thing backwards. I am single again. I am looking to meet somebody. It was very humble of you to decide to go ugly. You are a rude man. We are all ugly compared to clooney. Rye right . No. I just like that they did a study to determine that the cosmetic surgery doesnt work. You know what we need to spend money on and you know what we need to study . No, you dont need to study it. Just turn on anything with bruce jenner. Put a weird owe on television. Whatever bruce did i dont know. I cant talk about it. Camille, i think we have a picture of you before surgery. Amazing. I think it was a good choice. Same smile. Plastic surgery used to be for people who needed it like accident victims and burn victims. Do you think we will go back to that or are we addicted . To the point that people are spending their own money on Plastic Surgery . I just dont want to see women who look like lions. The eyes that are kind of almond and the joker face. It is very strange. That is a travesty. That was the Broadway Musical cats. Moynahan imogen smith just told me something. Carry on. Moynahan, i believe we have a picture of you before your surgery. You had the surgery this morning. I did. Good god that is terrible. And it is hypnotizing. Will this study change anything . You smell the same. It is a musk. It wont change anything. I was in the hamptons this weekend. I am very wealthy. So i was there and it was funny because there is just women. Again you dont need the study. Women who have these fantastic clothes and then you pan up and everything is looking great and then it is like eric stultz in mask. It is an addiction. They cant see. They get body dismore physical syndrome. They cant see what they are doing. I think i have a picture of me before my surgery. Wow. I got it right after i retired. How did you get up to the hamptons . You are weak. I would take the helicopter. What you just said is not a word. It was a spasm. Eve now and then it happens. The words come out and sometimes it creates a whole new language. Only belgians can understand. U. S. Stocks retreated from record levels on monday as investors pause to investigate the latest line of data and corporate earnings report. We are not doing that story. Instead the running of bulls in america . Sure, why not. Call me when i get into town. I have a great new brunch spot. All right, is a burger drab if it is made in a lab . On monday scientists unveil the worlds first test tube hamburger at a public test taste in london. They managed to make everything boring. And reaction couldnt be more reactiony. They lacked the fattiness of regular beef. If you ever had aburg neither evening land, they suck. And it was tough to judge without ketchup, onions or motor oil. They say it could be an alternative to raising livestock and help feed the world. Something imogen says she opposes. Lets discuss. Lightning rooooouuuunnnndd. Lightning round. Imogen, that was in eke land. In eveningnd la. The food is terrible there. Can you imagine eating stem cell burgers even if it is cheaper to produce . Peter peta talks about the burgers i am scared of pea peta. Im sure it is a fabulous idea and sort out Climate Change and world hunger. The fact they are crunchy i wont say a word. They frighten me. Dont be frightened. Peta. Ultimately wont this put cattle out of a job and then they will be on the streets selling their big bodies for sex . Cattle prostitutes, thats what this will end up in. I just hope the lab is secure and they have a good Security System because the hamburglar is out there and he is dangerous. That is the silliest joke i have ever heard. The cattle learned to walk on their hind legs and wear floury dresses and just flowery dresses and check out this i am a cow. Is that what prostitutes did. I am not a pervert. I believe the vegetarians will shift their airing plents uh arguments away from the genetically modified foods. I am not afraid of the vegetarians. I would never eat this. But i think it is sergai who is a maryland alum. He is using his own money. He did something really, really cool. Thats what rich people should do. They should sponsor people like me. Money gnaw han, it could taste exactly the same, but there is no joy to eat something that has not been on all fours. You have to know that it was once alive and walking around. That brings