I am here with joanne with the wave. His whit is dryer than a desert but without any rays of sun shine hes a dismal fool. Its tvs andy levy. He tells jokes like its his job because it is sadly, it is the comedian mr. Small. Lightning round. Hes so cool that air conditioners turn him on for relief. Sitting right next to me the lou dobbs. He changed his name to the lou dobbs. Hes also author of the smash hit upheaval. The lead. Thats the first story. Hey greg the first rule of red eye is never mind i got nothing. Just start the show. All right. Theres a new man in town. His name harley brown. Hes a biker, an exnavy man and hes on a rocket to somewhere crazy and awesome. Harley is running for governor of idaho and he hates Political Correctness he claims. On wednesday during the states gop debate the candidate was asked about the nonpc jokes to put it mildly on what he called harleyisms that he keeps on his web site. He posted bigots jokes on making fun of jewish and polish people. And bikers and irish man too. How is that sort of disrespect for people going to allow you to governor. A substantial portion of my Political Campaign is complaining against Political Correctness. They had a lot of warning on there. You might find this offensive but i hit everybody, jews, polish people, irish, italians, religion jokes and black jokes. By the way my wife screened that and we took the real hard core distincters out so in case i get any flack from people like you, no youre mild, i can fire that back and attack my attackers. I dont like Political Correctness. Can i say this . It sucks. Its bondage. Ive about as politically correct as your proverbial toured in a punch bowl. Im proud of it. Im going for it. Im going for the vote of the real people out there. Not the bondage types of people who dont have a clue about picking up strangers at night and hauling them god knows where. Try that for a while. Next question. I love how he says just so you know my wife took out the really bad ones. Thats not a good thing to say that you actually had worse anyway theres more. Oh, man. The key is getting our land back from the feds. Here is my plan of attack. The three best men for the mission are myself as governor because i have a masters in raising hell, dagget from the john wayne movie true grit, here is my plan of attack. You go in there and you use spiritual warfare. Everybody talks about the natural but i want to talk about the other realm we exist in. Buying the evil spirit thats are behind the feds with the blood of jesus, the name of jesus, the power of the holy spirit. The word of god. Take their superiority and then roll in with the tanks on the ground. Mr. Brown yes brown. The question was about taxes. I love the man to his right. Do we have one more of this guy. I think we do. Mr. Brown, your closing remarks. Well this has been a great honor. Thank you league of women voters and thank you public tv. Thank you folks for tuning in to see us in action. Let me finish that story. After god told me he was going to make me president i wint out and got the president ial seal tattooed on my shoulder. From morale went from 500 after the scale and i started a president ial campaign right there. Im a type aa plus guy. I was living in cellar for three years i had the credibility of chicken little. The sky is falling. Finally one day this bishop from africa comes over and said i am a profit and i authenticate that god told you that. I said yeah do you mind putting that in writing. He said sure. I got the original at home. I was able to go up to my detractors and say nanana. Okay. Now, i need practice. Dont want to say stuff like sorry if our bombing caused you any inconvenience. I want to work in the Little League of governor. You have your choice folks. A cowboy, a crumogion, a biker and a normal guy. Take your pick. I will leave it up to you. Thank you. Your closing remarks. Okay, um what is going on . Where is idaho. Its in between washington i want to go there. That is crazy. Does everybody i like the fact that he called the other guy the normal guy and thats a problem. I dont think we could characterize any of them as media slick. I loved it. I mean not the language, of course nor the obscene and horribly offensive jokes but i think that there may be something happening there. I thought this dude had no chance of winning until the camera panned out. Thats incredible. Do you know who the guy next to him looked like. He looked like one of grandpas friends named jasper. He looked like the photo negative of the duck dynasty dude. The two other guys on the side of them. They were in suits like very clean cut. At first it looked like an snl exit. Snl is going to have material. Is fat jack cellar a bar. Thats what im thinking. It has got to be a bar. But hes still living its better than living in an actual sell aer at a guy named fat jacks house. It seemed to me like the white version of the rent is too damn high. Everybody has got a crazy. The probe lem is let me ask you andy. Hes saying hes against Political Correctness. Does that mean you get to say for example, joke 38 on his web site that i cant repeat. Read it. No, but 38 cannot be repeated. Can i say joke 52. That was the one that offends the japanese, the jews, the chinese. He said a japanese will outjewish a jew. But a chinese person will outjap even ease their jews. Why is he doing jokes . He claims he used to do stand up. That was obviously a limerick. It is a little scary greg that youre trying to make sense out of this one. Youre trying to rationalize it. This is why i cant vote for him though. Well he had this one which i thought was great. It just said god how i wished we had picked our own cotton. What does that mean . Actually black people would probable yay gree with that. Now he sounds ungrateful. I didnt even see that one. They are very original. Rehab is for quitters. I want to be the next governor thats all i want to say. Knock knock i can tell you this for many reasons im anxious to get to election day. I want to see how it turns out in idaho. He was great in the debate the way crazy people like him on the rent is too damn high or rand paul are. Dont think im crazy because im not. Anybody who begins with dont think im crazy has a little bit of crazy. Hes like the actor rip torn in the dodge ball movie. He is. Thats who he is. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. What an idiot. He has on his website only two federal issues that he cares about. One is getting rid of the debt which, okay. He has a weird way of going about that. His second one is is he wants to round up Military Reserve aircraft and bomb the living hell out of forest fires around the clock in 100 or 1,000 flame formations around the clock. Thats his platform. Thats insane or genius. While theres a fire can we rule out genius . Yes, we can. Its a great country though where everybody gets a chance like this. What other country can you go around in a total psychopath can say give me the next ten minutes. In another country he would win. Maybe. Some country. Here is another good joke why wasnt jesus born in poland. They couldnt find Three Wise Men or a virgin. Oh, man thats my new joke. This is my point, joke 38 is had its a play on an old joke where it says why is having sex with a certaintype of person like riding a certain kind of vehicle . Because they are fun but you dont do them in public. Well he changes it so the mow bed is actually a human being with a drerogatory description. So he takes a joke thats already semi offensive and he makes it even worse and then he says oh, we had worse ones on there that we took down. What i like is he obviously has a normal married life. Yeah. His wife is the ash itor of stand arts. Joanne, do you have any prediction there. You know hes going to win. Hes going to do a great job and work his way up to commander in chief. He said in his opening statements, its his goal. Is mike bake er advising him . Oh, yeah mike baker is behind this guy. Thats mike baker in a very hairy suit. This is some kind of disinformation campaign. Do you think mike is also fund gd him. I think the biggest shame though is that they had didnt have reaction thoughts to the other people while he was talking. That would have been great. That poor moderator who was trying to keep things together, you could tell she was kind of losing it. You know what, he would be an interesting neighbor. For who . For who. For fat jack. Yeah. He would be an interesting all right. Amazing. Okay. Normally this would be our weird story but now this is boring compared to that story. They said nay to the ymca, let ready its time for our latest edition of is this racist . Hey some kid is waving at me other there. Oops. There you go to pull back there because of the stuff down there covers that. I always wondered where we have do people at home go oh, look they have a little holiday reef. First grade class in fargo otherwise known as high school. Joe im kidding. Do you remember when we updated our graphics in 1987. Who was hosting then . It was chip sagit. All right a First Grade Class in Fargo North Dakota will not be singing ymca at their talent show after one fun sucking mom called the fun racist. They were to come to class dressed like cowboys, cops, construction workers, and then eye few leather daddies as they are called, lou. The stereo typical nativeamerican attire bothered by the parent. She said she hoped the school could make the right choices so that all students in culture or race are singled out or like feel like their race is being stereotyped again. A little slow today. A little warn out. The school pulls it from the talent show. How is the class pet dealing with all of this turmoil . Oh, that just makes me happy all over. Outside and inside. Lou, you were once in the Village People cover band. It was called the macho band. Does this bother you that they are denying the pleasures of the ymca or children. I think first graders being denied their constitutional rights, privileged and entertainment joy of that song is something that shouldnt be tolerated by anybody in the country anywhere. Lou, i will give you ashot. Is this racist. First of all, no. You never hear that from me. I will say this. They are not really making fun of nativeamericans. They are inpersonating the Village People. They are appropriating the Village People who appropriated the indians. Thats right. Can i say i love it when we get into the subtle intellectual ar arc atekture. Exactly. Youre not hurting no one. Could you do that for me. I cant do it. Joanne, the Village People could never exist now this this climate right. Youd be offending everybody. Yeah but were missing the Bigger Picture here. The great injustice is the fact that our kids cannot sing this song and the ymca which provided safe housing in dangerous areas. We helped to promote physical fitness through these clubs. So if these kids were taking away the right for them to learn about this and praise this establishment with their arms, bad. I never knew which way the sc went. Is it my c or your c. If youre looking at it whoever. I was just happy that they had a black cop. You know he was probably corrupt. I know he was. You know whats a good point though, ymca, you used to work out at the ymca, that was the only time i was afever approach in a shower. Arlington. I was wearing contact lens so im showering i cant see and i opened my guys and there was a guy in my shower and i walked right by. I credited you with actually having the guts to do that. They called me the lather boy for a couple of years. I love a story with a happy ending. Oh, lou for the win. I completely agree. They would be honoring him. If you did a play about the Village People, you would dress up as the Village People. Right. Thats what they are doing. Its a performance. Its not a halloween kuft um or anything like that. Even Halloween Costumes are fine. Yes. Thank you. I learned so much. I think its great that they are completely overlooking the gay thing. Yeah nobody mentions that. Theres a gay thing . No, theres not. Lou. His overtones. That was considered gay, joanne to be dressed like the Village People, i guess. Even going to the ymca you didnt know what was going on. There was a lot of reach arounds back at the ymca. A lot of reach arounds. Dont know what that means. 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Switch now and add voice and tv for 34. 90. Comcast business built for business. They are bringing the traitor to the theater. Sony pictures has acquired the rights to no place to hide. Glenn greenwalds new book about Edward Snowden. Greenwald who won a prize for helping the leaky geek make america less safe. He has heard rumors that the cast list may include Edward Snowden playing himself. I came up with some better ideas. Here is snowden being played by a giant green red and greenwald being played by a fish. Meanwhile footage of snowden on a motorcycle has surfaced on line. Lets take a look. That was definitely shoe horned into this segment. All right. I dont know where to start. I will just go with you, lou. Are you as angry about arizona i am because i know they are making money off something that is actually harming america. That bothers me. Yes to both. The fact is that this fellow let me say this delicately, hes treasonous. Hes a traitor. The people who are reticent to see what he is and what hes done, i dont understand them. The fact that hes a russian agent should be Crystal Clear to even the simplest mind. Thats true. I believe that too. I believe hes now a russian agent. Make the movie. We have a show on television calls the russians. Its called the americans. But its about russia. But they are going to make him look like a hero, right . Well, not necessarily. Did you read the book yet. Of course not. See, youre just guest meating. It turns out they kill him at the end of the flick. They born identity him. That would be fun. We got to see how the story plays out. I want to see the details on the story. Im not going to read the book. Want to know more about the story. The movie is a perfect way for not reading the facts. Andy are you upset that no one has asked you to play your hero snowden. Im alittle hurt. Ill a big fan of patriotic films. Im protecting our freedoms like the great Edward Snowden. Hes a spy. Based on you have a feeling in your gut that might be from the ribs you ate. Theres a great piece that shows that the information he allowed was specifically helpful to the russians. Edward ebstein also believes in kennedy conspiracy theories. By the way he has also written for about 30 years on the subject and is very knowledgeable. And is often wrong. Mike. Unlike me who was never wrong. I rest my case america. And i have absolutely no rebuttal. Here is my casting though. Could we put this. I think snowden should be played from the guy from scandal. I think they kind of look alike. I think greenwald if we can put that up, he should be played by the guy from scandal because he thinks he kind of looks like him. I think they should get like an orphan black thing going. Have him play both roles. Its oscar bate. I think it would be a fantastic movie. This is oscar bate. If this guy was a soldier this would be different. Joanne, did you consider auditioning for this movie. You could play the stripper love interest. If they offer it to me, i will take it. Hes going to need a russian agent because of all of this press. It depends on what angle they want to go. Is snowden going to be a hero or village. Of course hero. I think if hes a hero andrew garve helled. If you want to play it safe Jesse Izenberg or Justin Bieber because the whole country hates him. I like the fact that you say that with such fortitude. You never know. I dont know. I have the book on my kindle. Looking forward to reading it. Go ahead. Put money into the pockets of traitors. People who make your life less safe. Do you know what i want to happen. Before this movie comes out, i want america to go to russia and pull him out and by america i mean Terry Shafford and mike baker should get in their private underground plane. Yes, underground plane and they get there. You know where im going with this and then bomb all the forest fires. But go pull him out. Bring him back. Hes not coming back. Thats the thing you cant make a movie because the story isnt done yet. Thats true. We need to get him s