Men, full bodied, bitter and costs 10. I am here with joanne nosuchunsky. And his eyes can see to your soul which and ironic because he doesnt have one. It is tvs andy levy. And my pleasure to welcome back tom kotter. I admit that was pathetic. You have a thing in your ear. And next to me man who can kill you with his nostril hairs, it is terry sappert. A block, the lede. Thats the first story. Oh. Are their faces disgraces . It is another crisis sparked by isis. Fresh from telling christians in the iraqi city of mosul they must convert or die, the Islamic State has said all mannequins yes, man new kins, must be veiled. The sunni extremists took control of mosul last month and according to the ap, shop owners have been told to cover the faces of male and female mannequins due to interpretation of sharia law that forbids statues or art work depicting the human form. Progress. Here in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we like our mannequins totally uncovered. That makes me want to enlist. I want to go to someone who spent a lot of time battling the forces of radical islam. Joanne . Just kidding. I totally looked. Terry, you did three tours in iraq. Can you believe they are now targeting they have killed so many people that they are now going after the mannequins. That goofy religion of peace. They always pull out surprises. The mannequin thing, and im tired of reading of them doing things to christians. The syrian christians have been there for years and they are gone president starved, killed, cutting off the water supply. Isnt there anything we can do the way we helped the muslims of bosnia or kosovo . Enough. I dont think we can do that. You know what, if i was in a different situation i would lead a group of people over there and stand in front of the church and say come and get me. It has to be stopped. What about the mannequins . They are bad. We try to find something unusual about every store. Islam, god bless them, it is the most insecure ideology i have ever seen. You cant do anything with them. It is like that drunk dude at the bar that if you look at him wrong he hits you. You look at his empyreal friend and he hits you. You you walk by and he hits you. No matter what you do you cant succeed with them. I am a woman and he hits me. Whats that from . I made that up. Thats pretty good. Tom, welcome back. Thank you. Welcome back carter. Havent heard that one before, have you . Sorry. Are they going to start veiling everything that might have a face . Well have you never worn a male veil when you go banking or anything . I wear mine when i go banking. Lets cover them up and make them more creepy. Even the mannequins are creepy. Everything is a ninja over there and they have to stop this. About the insecurity thing, if we left and went to a restaurant in manhattan and i said praise jesus, a couple of people might roll their eyes and one guy may say amen. If i said allah everybody would be jumping under the tables and dialing 911. They have hijacked the religion. It is crazy. There is a large measure of discomfort when you are around anybody that might say that. Absolutely. Andy, i go to you because you want to defend your heros in the Islamic State. First of all you tried to make the Islamic State look bad because they told christians to convert or die. Somehow you left out the fact that they gave them a choice of paying a tax a if they want to remain christian and alive. Second, it is important to note that this is for all mannequins. It is not just females. Kudos to them for not being problematic about this. If only this society was as gender neutral as they were. In addition to this, there is a shop keeper who sells womens underwear and told routers he was told to stop doing that and only a woman can do that. A cigarette vender said he was told to stop telling tobacco. This is bloomburgs iraq and i dont like it. All right, joanne i am kidding. Cs joanne. It is joanne. Mannequins have been getting sexier. I have seen some downtown that would make your head spin. Do you think they are legitimately worried about the temptation of these plastic sex pots . I am surprised they have not just cutoff their heads. There are headless man gnaw kins everywhere. Mannequins everywhere. Thats the new thing. Some even have bear heads on them. You could totally do that. Put anyone elses head on there. I am nervous for the commercial sector, definitely. My shopping, i wont be able to do it the same. I cant shop with my gay best friend. He has to be related to me if i want to go shopping with a male. And i dont have a brother. And also not gay. Being gay is a problem too. Or he would be beheaded like the mannequin. What about robots . Good question. I have to end every segment what about robots . If robots have a face will you veil the robot face . What about goats . What if you are into beastiality . Will you veil the goats because it could be tempting . The answer to that is it is not an image of humanity that would cover that. I am glad you answered that seriously. Why do they even take you seriously. Still talking while i am looking at you. It happens a lot. On wednesday, the fighting in Eastern Ukraine continued to escalate as pro russian separatists shot down two ukrainian fighter jets. The first was reported since the Malaysian Airlines plane. The Ukrainian Government claims the shots came from russia and has approved a third wave of troops for the army. Meanwhile, the often shirtless russian president Vladimir Putin continues to pass the rubble and blame ukraine. He told the Russian Security council that these scenarios are absolutely unacceptable and destabilize the existing world order. Dont believe me . Have a listen. Dont worry. We will add in all of the closed caption translation later. If it is not there you know what, i knew what he said. Why do i care . A horrible russian accept. He sounded hollywood. He was born in toledo. You could hear the twang. Putin will get away with this because he knows he can, right . This is what happens when you have weakness and total lack of global leadership. I know we are not supposed to be the world police, but i am always losing time with my family. I lost friends. I get the struggle, but this is what happens when you think that words actually do mean something. I hate to say this because i am an employee of it, but we are a paperer tiger. Putin is not afraid of us . It is like telling a kid to get out of the cookie jar or you will be mad. You look over and he is like this. He does it again. The next time he eats cookies you say, i will seriously get mad at putin why not do what i am doing . Take the cookie jar. You take the cookie jar and say what are you going to do now . There will be a strong wordett email strongworded email. This is what happens a when you are weak. We would get a good hash tag campaign saying bring back our cookies. That would be nice. Stop diabetes. I like how you add something to that. It is just to make the balance correct. We are a healthy nation. We are a healthy nation. Tom, are we entering another cold war or is it a tepid one . As far as the investigation into the plane crash he is stalling. The guy the he is saying he is waiting to find out who the real culprits are which is like o. J. Simpson. Tomorrow mark my words he will shoot down the flying nun and the spotted owl and anything. This guy has huge tess testicles. We were talking back stage in the green room. Jay we were talking back stage. You know, you said this. His Approval Rating is sky rocketing in russia. And here is why. Right or wrong, good or bad, the russian people see a leader who actually is fiercely defensive and pro them. Wont it be nice to have a leader who has veer ross tee like that a veroc tie y like that a . I dont want them to shoot down planes. I am clarifying for you. Yes, no planes getting shot down. But it would be nice to know that your daddy would kick the neighbors ass if they threaten you, and we dont have that. Thats an interesting point. In russia, they actually dont like him. But his popularity goes up when he is threatened. In a way he is darth vader. He is their father, but he is evil so they still like as you know, i know a lot of russians. When you talk to them about it, you have to be careful. It is not they are defending him, they perceive you are attacking them. Russiansrussians are national lis stick. I dont even know what my statement was. How fun are the conversations at home. My wife is russian. They are interesting. She is because what has happened is the staterun media there and the situation itself believes putin is a victim. Putin is being blamed for something he didnt do. The funny thing is there may be an element of truth to that because it was an unintentional shot down of a unintentional shot down of a plane, but if he supplied the weaponry yeah, i dont think he gave the order to do it. He didnt mean to do it, but he put the hardware in the country and said go at it. Look, we started doing some asset freezing. ]3รท i think we have to continue to freeze their assets off, if you will, greg. Somehow i saw that joke coming. The weirdest thing is i didnt even write that. That is a joke you would never steal. That was the joke you would plant. Paul mccu ri o would steal that. Paul mccurio would steal that. We are talking about putin and yet we are talking about mccurio. You have to you have to make them mad. Otherwise we will wake up and it will be sov yet 2. 0. The 19 richest russians lost 14. 5 billion this year. It has to be a lot more than that. They have to start sweating. They are the only ones who can put heat on putin. They are the only ones that putin will listen to because they have to. I think you just gave me my monologue on the five. Joanne, what makes him tick . It was not a happy time for me. Just like all of my exes he says one thing and then he does another. You are like his plan gnaw lana delray. Do you ride horses with him . I dont ride horses after that awful accident. How could you bring that up . You didnt know, did you . Awkward. Definitely all of the media propaganda over there, i see how people are, like you said, his Approval Rating is going up and there is that nationalist tendency to have the pride and all of that. If it wasnt russians and if it wasnt the Ukrainian Government and the rebels, who is responsible . Somebody needs to be held accountable a and who will hold him accountable . If the policeman is asleep, who will galvanize the world. Thats a good article you wrote by the way. I dropped that in there on purpose. The dutch lost a lot of people. Cameron said some important stuff for england. Arent you tired of people talking . I am freaking tired of it of the i am tired of like you said we are not going to war with them. But the only way you beat somebody is you make it hurt to continue. As long as it doesnt hurt to continue, there you go. Thats how i endmost relationships. This that has been the most unfunny show for me so far. It is a grim world out there and we cant shy away from it here at red eye. Should actors on stage make a living wage . He thinks they deserve the same economic recognition as other low paid workers. Speaking of radio times the lord of the ring star said, quote, most actors are not rich. They are poor indeed. They had to turn down good roles because they are not paid enough. It is hard. The one thing you can ask is actors get paid a living wage. It would make a huge difference. This would be ago a teres in theaters. Only one in 50 of those actors in london make above 20,000 pounds which is above 6 million a year. We had our red eye intern tryouts yesterday. Scott did a great job there and a lot of those skills will come in handy. I take it back. This is the best show ever. If we give actors a living wage, what a is next . Acting is a dream job if you dream of poverty. I am in the field. On behalf of all stand up comics i would like to say to all of the other actors, suck it. You have to have a day job when are you an actor. Thats what they all do. You have to have another job. The waiter said he was also a writer. I said write this down. I want the onion soup and the lamb chops. Have another job. Joanne, are you in theater and isnt the problem that nobody likes theater . It is not appreciated, definitely not. They are getting all of these celebrity stars to come in and head these broadway shows. And then they still arent selling tickets. What is a shame is these tickets are so expensive, but the paychecks really dont equal what a film stars paycheck is. I have had a lot of friends who were servers and some collected unemployment while they are not working which i say get a job. There are millions of serving jobs around. Get a job while you are auditioning. Joanne gnaw makes a good point. There is a lot of immense income inequality. You have somebody like this tom pitt character making 100 million a film. And then you have joanne gnaw who can barely eke it out. Joleen made a good point, but it is good to remember that actors are great when they are acting and they are good at it. But you have to remember that they spend their lives pretending to be things they are not. Many of them are crazy people. Coupled with that is if you watched the oscars they all think they are national treasures. They all think they deserve to get something from us besides our ticket money. I couldnt tell if they said the living wage needs to be guaranteed by the government or these theaters should pay a living wage. In which case, fine. My guess is he was saying, month , we as a society as a government need to give them money which no we dont. He said to me, boy, youve got it. I am making that up. That was great. He is an awesome actor. Great guy. But here is the thing about the whole great guy. Yeah, like i know him. We go way back. The whole problem with the living wage bit is that his agent does not bargain for a living wage. He bargains for the most he can get for ian mccowan. He makes millions of dollars. By guaranteeing a living wage a for these other actors is he going give part of his salary to that . That drives the cost of film and theater up. Ian, living wage . Give it up. It is redistribution among the actual ago a teres who will make more actors who will make more sense than anybody else. Dont do accents. He is getting a day job. You are all welcome for your freedom. Use your accent for good. Be right back. They made a deal with a doll. Last year girl scouts of america partnered with the toy maker mattel to give scouts a chance to earn a barbie be anything, do anything patch. That sounds disgusting. Soon a girl scout barbie will be available in stores. Thats the subject of tonights wow. The girl scouts first ever corporate sponsor has concerned citizens, very concerned. I wonder isnt barbie basically a terrible role model for girls . Barbie is basically a terrible role model for girls. She is not about what the girl scouts principals are which have to do with leadership and courage. Then again, girls and moms alike associate the doll with the outdoors and camping and giving back to the community. Girls and moms alike associate this doll with the outdoors, camping, giving back in your community. And we think that those are really positive messages to be sending to all of our girls. Looks like war. I am disturbed by the partnership, and many of our studio Audience Panel here are as well. Look. Their fury is palpable. I look forward to hearing from each and every one of you out there. I just want to let the audience know another thing. Underneath underneath your seat is a special gift. At the end of the show if you look under there you will find something interesting. First lets talk to the people here. Tom, this wouldnt have happened under bush. No. I love when you say under bush. When i was a kid we had the girl scout gi joe. They called it the green beret gi joe. We called it brown knee with nuts. Brownie with nuts. Why cant the girls have i cant get why one is mutually exclusive. They can have accessories and the kerchief and the barbie shovel. The barry ken. I dont feel comfortable being between terry and tom right now. I was kidding. I would like to back away slowly. How come he is a comedian and i was not offended. You have every right. I am defending my right to put you in the ground forever. The problem with this whole thing because it is obamas america, more and more people are getting angry and they have a really normal, boring home life so they candy vote time to being angry. I like it. And the judge, awesome. Why are we getting spun up about barbies and the merit badge. They are not mutually exclue you sigh. Mutually exclie sigh. Exclusive. I think she was in a pink pant suit. That ruins it. Im sorry we are out of time. Im kidding. Joanne, this is kind of your area of expertise. Dolls and whatnot. Are you saying im a living doll . I am saying you are close to one. I have said this before and i will say it again. Barbie is made of plastic. Last time i checked inanimate objects are not role models. Barbie doesnt count. Miley cyrus doesnt count. There are mothers and daughters in other areas of the world that are clinging to their lives. They are not worried about barbie and the message she is sending to her kids. You are sponsored by sadness. What do you make of this doll crisis . Isnt she a little old to be a girl scout . She looks 55. I am not sure you ever stop becoming a girl scout. This is creepy, grow up barbie, seriously . I was thinking about something heather on the Audience Panel said. I dont think there is a lot of outrage over this. The today show found the one woman outraged about this and they put her on tv so there could be a balance to the story, and now we are doing it to cover the outrage of one person. There is one person. It is just one person. I am jealous to people who candy vote their time to can devote their time to such things. It is okay now. You can check under your seats for the special gift i left to you. They just discovered this aint oprah. Jay they are not checking under they are not checking under the seats. They are not going to show them again . Okay, great, thank you. Thank you floor director and director. Looks like they are not checking under the seats. 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