Her voice is raspier than rod stewart and kim carnes after smoking three packs of camels. Her first day on the job is tomorrow, congrats. Wear pants. She gets down to brass tax and bottoms of bottles because she is a drunk. It is joanne nosuchunsky. Well, his face lights up less often than the dark side of the moon. There you go. It is tvs andy levy. And they say dont be a stranger which is why the law requires him to go doortodoor in his very own neighborhood. Next to me, imus in the morning executive producer and my pal from oreilly, bernie mcgirk. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. What say you, mcgirk . They dropped the bomb on a mom. A florida woman was arrested on sunday for allowing her 7yearold son to walk to the park by himself. Dominic ganey was on the way to the park when he passed a public pool where lifeguards asked him where his mom was. He got scared and ran the rest of the way to the park leading them to call the cops who found him and asked him where he lived. Shorts are clearly too long. The cops then took him home and arrested his mother on charges of child neglect. Nicole said she knew she was making a mistake by letting dominic go to the park. I honestly didnt think i was doing anything wrong. I was letting him go play. Oh well. And she totally gets why the cops arrested her. I am dumb founded by this whole situation. Who wrote this . Clearly this is something that could only happen in as always to help us out in this discussion we brought in a studio audience panel. Welcome, everyone, and thanks for being here. Before we start, how many enjoyed my special homemade fudge before the show . Thats great. May need more emts for that lot. All right, bernie, was the mom wrong . And even if she was wrong arrest her or execute her . I dont know what a is happening to this country where raising a nation of p words. You cant send this kid to the park and they treat her like Kasey Anthony . If it was a empyreal i can uppedz a girl i i can understand, but it is a boy you have to let him out there. I completely agree. Come on, 11 years old i was sneaking on to the subway. I was operating a forklift on the moon. I dont think these cops went far enough. I think in order to be outside all children under the age of 26 should have an armed bodyguard at all times. It is just too dangerous. Where . Anywhere. It is very, very dangerous. As soon as i have kids, some day, i am just going to hand them off to the cops right away. Just because you know they know what is better for kids than their parents. It is a smart move. Joe, we know you will never have kids because it will cut into your drinking time. What is happening to this world when a 7yearold cannot walk outside by themselves . You can use the pword and i say it should be a book title, nation of narks. The problem is not the child walking alone. It is the see something, Say Something what is it called . Exactly. We understand. Campaign . Thats it, campaign, posters they have. No really because everyone is looking. I just dont look. No really. I try to avoid eye contact with people. Especially in new york. If i had a car i wouldnt have to walk to work and i wouldnt have to run into people or see horrible things happening. I avoid them. And oftentimes in new york the horrible things are on the ground. When you are walking you just like walking in new york straight ahead is an amazing experience. Once you look down things are really bad down there. You have so much on your shoes. It is disgusting. And the time comes when you are walking and you slip and you slip not because you lost your balance, but because something soft and gooey caused it. Should i go on . A mom got arrested, greg, and this is what you are talking about . Okay. Your mother encouraged you to solicit rides from men in vans, so you are aware of the challenges of raising a child that was unloved. I got to see a lot of america as a youth, greg. It was an infor ma tiff experience. America whats his name. He was a native american loner. Three ks. I agree. We are becoming as i like to say a nation of narks. The lifeguard should be arrested. He is taking his title too seriously. A lifeguard is for inside the water. Outside of the water you are not guarding lives. You are a nark. I cant believe they let her go and now her child is free to enjoy the outdoors by himself with all of the hazards. I really think we need taxpayer dollars through obamacare and get every child a bodyguard so it does doesnt happen again. Strangers continue to get a bad name. Have you guys like andy lurking around these parks. With the cops it is telling a mom that there are pedophiles in the park. There are all of these pedophiles and it is so dangerous, then why arent you in the park patrolling the park . Yes, exactly. Why are you chasing the kid when you got the kid chasers thing is i think we have gone a Little Stranger crazy. I think we have. It is all law and orders fault. Maybe thats why i am so scared. I watched that for hours and hours and hours. All women were affected by the law and order marathon. You realize all of the criminals are wealthy stockbrokers and usually white. Or they are art dealers. They are never the person you think they are. It is first guy and then they talk to another guy and it is always the first guy. It is the first guy and it is always chad lowe. It is never rob lowe because he is successful. Chad is not, so chad is always the first guy they talk to, and it turns out he is crazy, and then he tries to commit suicide, but they dont get him and at the end the music swells up. Then they have the commercial and the next one starts. And then you are in the next law and order episode. Next then you know you soiled yourself. At least i have. Lets not talk about that problem. The bros came to blows. It is day 3. 4 of jus sten bieber and something called Orlando Bloom nearly came to fist uh cuffs at a spanish bar on wednesday. I stressed nearly because they are wimps. The beef started in 2012 when bieber was said to have defiled blooms exwife. Who cares. And it ramped up when they saw each other in a bar. According to page six bloom refused to shake his hand as he walked past his table and the biebs responded about a comment and then thats when it all went down. Bloomburg on the altercation. Yes i think bloom was on the left. Anyway, lets see the real fight if it was. Still wearing em broid erred shirts at clubs. Some say blooms punch missed and others say it landed, but it would have been cool to see both of them get hit by a large truck. Whose side do you take in the conflict . First of all having sex with Justin Bieber, i dont think that counts as having sex. Justin bieber it would be like putting on one of Shaquille Oneils sneakers. He is a perpetual man boy. I dont know what bloom is upset about. I wish he would have connected and knocked the kid who egged his neighbors homes, i wish he connected and as you said knocked the kid out. Gite world would be the world we be a better place. We talked about this earlier and bernie hits on on it. The real question is sleeping with Justin Bieber. I do not understand why anyone would want to bed bieber. Just because like you said, i just dont i see him as a boy, but he is a man boy who forgets his shirt. If you forget your shirt, you will be forgetful doing other things doing the deed, and then there are a whole bunch of issues. But also too, bloom, why would you want to hit bieber . Thats like punching a fiesty chihuahua. Whats the point . There is a 17year difference. It is a 20yearold punching a 3yearold. Thats all you know is that Justin Bieber is terrible because everyone was cheering when the much older guy is beating him. But it is also he did sleep with miranda kerr because why would a 37yearold hit a 20yearold . He got mad. And by the way, i am fatherly i know my gossip. I am almost 100 certain that they did have sex and Everybody Knows about it. Bieber got baptized earlier. I believe we did that story. We did. It didnt take, did it . I will go you one step further. Orlando bloom is the worst buddhist ever. She buddhist . What are you doing throwing punches . Buddhists dont throw punches. He was trying to bluff him. I think it is obvious that bloom watches red eye. We do these stories and i say bieber needs to get the crap kicked out of him. I think there is proof bieber slept with blooms wife because blooms wife a few days later had bieber fever as they call it. Thats right. Thats basically a cold sore. Thats all the proof you need. You know what, this is like the alifrasier fight. If ali was a twinkie and frasier was a used pair of underpants. We talked about this, joanne gnaw, about real men and thats in the a real man. I made a list. Women young women prefer softer and more feminine dudes. They like the johnny depps and the hairless smooth thing. I made this list because i grew up in the 70s, and you will remember this. David cassidy, bobbie sherman, sean cassidy, the bay city rollers, Robbie Benson. Remember Robbie Benson . Lance kerwin, donny osmond, how about the band patent brothers . These are all boyish young men. It wouldnt be much of a fight. It is like bob beck kill fighting bob beckel fighting lou daabs. They should arrest biebers mother for letting him out into society. I think his mother is a lovely person. I dont know her, but im certain she is. She raised she had a tough life. Are you trying to get some of that bieber love . I want him on the five. The father is a strange man. He puts him in a rush to flush. I speak of australian Flight Attendants who warn passengers returning home from a Music Festival to ditch their drugs prior to landing. The reason . Sniffer dogs. They were waiting for them at the sydney airport. Said the jets star airline crew member, quote, we are told there are sniffer dogs dogs and quarantine officers in the terminal. If you need to dispose of anything you shouldnt have, we suggest you flush it now. It prompted a rush to the bathroom and some gratitude on social media. Not sure what that means. One passenger on on jet stars facebook page, what a good samaritan. This guy deserves a promotion. An Airline Spokesperson said the Flight Attendants words were poorly chosen and apologized for the incident. He was since sent home for selfreflection. Oh well, anyway. This guy broke the law and kind of screwed the police. Should he have done that a . Absolutely. You should always, always screw the police when ever you can. Honestly this sounds like a party plane. People were rushing to the bathroom because so many people had drugs . Did you hear the one guy who talked to the media who said why would you tip people off if they had something illegal . They should get in trouble. He was not invited on the party plane. Everyone else was cooler. This mandy serves an award. He is an australian hero and maybe even an american one. This guy deserves free fosters beer for the rest of his life. Is that a punishment . It could be. I think the airline should apologize that the copilot was out of line to flush his drugs. Thats where they should apologize. Kudos to this guy. Shame on the cops. The people are having a good time and coming back from a concert and take it easy. What happened to all of the drugs . Do we know . Have i a theory i have a theory. I am the host and you are the theorist. Go ahead. There were no sniffer dogs. The Flight Attendant had the toilet hooked up so it emptied into a bucket that he then had access to. Imagine sorting through that. He had a funnel up to his butt so everything was going right into his butt, and then he was going to walk out of the airport with it. My theory made sense and you made it absurd. I was thinking the same thing. He would later fish through the accept particular system for drugs. The septic system for drugs. The airline didnt say if they were punishing him. They didnt say what you could flush. He could have meant a good bm. Make sure you go and get rid of what you dont need. Dont bring that home with you my mom always said. Exactly. Isthat is uncomfortable. They said they routinely do have these dogs sniffers who come and it is normal for them to announce it. He just added the word flush. Even if he didnt say flush it, people are going to go to the bathroom to flush it anyway. I didnt know they announced i guess thats like when you are driving. It is like when you flash your flashes your lights when you are driving down the road and you see a Police Officer and a speed trap and you flash to the people coming at you. Do we know who this Flight Attendant is . Is this a Single Person . This sounds like a person i need to know. Follow me on twitter. He is probably very famous. We learned nothing. It is all speculation. Coming up, red eyes annual pool party. Reminder, edible thongs are mandatory. What did Jesse Ventura win . What did Jesse Ventura win . Some say a lawsuit. Female announcer youre on the right track to save big during sleep trains triple choice sale. For a limited time, you can choose to save hundreds on beautyrest and posturepedic mattress sets. Or choose 300 in free gifts with sleep trains most popular tempurpedic mattresses. You can even choose 48 months interestfree financing on the new tempurchoice, with headtotoe customization. The triple choice sale ends soon at sleep train. Sleep train your ticket to a better nights sleep being shoty . Former governor and possesser of the worst hair in the world, jesse the body ventura was awarded 1. 8 million by a jury by chris kyle. In his book american sniper kyle says he punched out ventura after hearing him say the u. S. Deserved to lose a few in the iraq war. Jesse denied the claims and sued in 2012. Kyle died in 2013, but the case against the estate continued and resulting in a ventura victory. Jesse the body is receiving backlash because the estate supports kyles widow and two children. Here is jesse on cbs defending himself and the suit. Well, you pursue a lawsuit for the truth. I would have been a big time loser had i not pursued the lawsuit because the lawsuit, the whole story was fabricated. But, jesse, arent you getting hammered enough in the court of opinion . I am not getting hammered in the court of opinion. People are walking up to me every day and shaking my hand. There is no public how am i getting hammered in the court of Public Opinion . Because i sought the truth . They are shaking his hand because they think he is the guy in hard core pond. No, whats his name . Les gold is much better looking. That was because they were tan. Bernie, is there anyway to side with jesse on this . No way. He is a big loser. I am ashamed to be bald right now. He is a bald headed punk. Let me go out on a limb. Somebody should do something. You cant advocate somebody should do to him what we want done to Justin Bieber. Have you ever had him on imus . No, i have not. Oh years ago, yes. Before he was a conspiracy theorist. Before he was a truther. I think he was on red eye twice or once and it was the most uncomfortable experience. He was on opie and anthony and jim norton ripped him to shreds in the most beautiful way. He interviews people and if thent views dont go well you almost never see them. I know a few people have had that experience. Katherine, does anyone win here . He won the case, but wont he be hated forever . He just wanted to clear his name. This guy wrote mean things about him. What is he supposed to do . He didnt want america to think he was a bad guy. I feel he had to sue this widow and take her money and save his reputation. And you know what, when you sue a widow and you get money out of her, thats the best way to restore your reputation. I had to prove i am not as bad of a guy as everybody thinks i am. He bought pizza for the need yaw after the trial for the media after the trial. What kind of pizza . That matters. Probably meatball. Everyone knows the true Jesse Ventura. Joanne, he wins. What would be the noble move here . To say i only did this to clear my name and she can keep the money . No, he needs the money because he has to pay his lawyers because it has been going for so long. They started this case before the navy seal died. He uh pearntly that is a million plus dollars in apparently that is a million plus dollars . And his was paid by insurance or something . Really what it amounted to was it is retaliation. He was hurt and he wants to make people feel hurt like he was. I, however, believe there is always a bit of truth to every rumor. You are obviously not you are not a stand up guy for someone to put all of this about you in a book. People are still going to suspect that you are probably not the best guy out there. Here is my issue, and i said this before on the five, i cant stand the guy because he is a truther. I think he is crazy. There is a problem with him. However, he might be telling the truth. There are holes in some of these stories. And if the guy if this guy is saying, look, you said that you wanted soldiers or you wanted members of our military dead and the guy is alive when he slanders you, you still have to clear your name even if you are an ahole, right, andy . Am i wrong, right . No, you just said everything i was going say. I disagree with that. I dont think you do. Once the guy died the guy is a legitimate american hero. He is living off the proceeds of the book and at that point you let it disagree. It is a huge, huge tool and there is no getting around that. It is not like kyle wrote in the book that ventura didnt like chocolate ice cream. He said that ventura said that the seals deserved to lose a few. Thats not the kind of thing you can let stand if you didnt really say it. Yeah, kyle died, but it was still in the book. The purpose of the lawsuit is not pulling that chapter out of the book. It wont be there in future editions. Otherwise pulling out of the lawsuit then accomplishes nothing. The book is still saying the thing which ventura and eight out of 10 jurors say there is no evidence he actually said. It sucks he went after the widow, but really he was going after the estate. And now he is very popular and everyone thinks he is a great guy. In the court of Public Opinion he thinks he is not losing. No, he is. Give the money back. He should do a kickstarter. Thats my point. There should be a way to win and say, okay, i dont want the money. I just want i want the books pulled. He should use whatever money he needs to payoff legal fees. And then he should give the rest back to the esta