Glass in each hand. I am here with closet alcoholic joanne nosuchunsky. And he is dryer than the gobi desert. The always bland, tvs andy levy. His comedy is darker than david hassle sovs liver. It is comedian sam morrell. And his mustache once swam in the english channel. It was full of orphans. Next to me, john john bolton. He is also continuing on as the president of red eye for the time being. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. He is homeless, but not homely. Sunday nights mtv Video Music Awards miley cyrus sent a 22yearold drifter to the stage after she won video of the year. I love the word drifter. The young man happened to be what scientists called super gorgeous. My name is jesse. I am accepting this award on baf of the 1. 6 run aways and Homeless Youth in the united states. We are starving lost and scared for our lives. I know this because i am one of these people. The Music Industry will make over 7 billion this year and outside of these doors are 54,000 human beings who have no place to call home. She look eld so thoughtful there. The vmas were not just about homeless bros. Ferguson came up. Mtv ran a psa about the civil rights protests and rapper common read in silence. The unarmed teen killed by a police officer. I want us all to take a moment of silence for mike brown and for peace in this country and in the world. Yeah. But there was no moment of silence for suge knight. Is that how you say it . He was shot at a pre award party in west hollywood. Knight walked out with several Bullet Wounds and he is expected to survive. But lets not forget the most important part of they should. The performances. There were so many. Shear maroon 5 playing one of their big hits. It will never stop ever getting tired. Ambassador, you were at the vmas werent you . It reminded me of my time at the united nations. Especially the last performance. Nothing can be as bad as maroon 25, even the u. N. Will you think of the homeless differently now that a miley cyrus has found the best looking one in l. A. And put him up there . No, and really this is the height of hypocrisy. There is nothing wrong with entertainment for society as a whole, but the notion that justifying your role as a top income producing star can be accomplished by putting a homeless guy on and uh assuaging your confidence. Have the night for the entertainers and if you want to worry about the homeless do it when the Television Cameras are not on miley cyrus. How about that . My experience with the homeless in new york is slightly different. Is it because in general everybody is better looking in l. A. . Or did she cash dash was she able to find the only homeless guy who looks like that dude from the dude from one direction . Yes. Either one direction or the star of sons of anarchy. I have a different view of Homeless People. I was a homeless man a and sleeping next to me was a homeless woman. This guy has a girlfriend and i dont. It moved me. I hope he does president hit her because doesnt hit her because it is not Domestic Violence because they dont have a home. It is street violence. What does she do with that guy if she doesnt win . I will see you at the grammys maybe . I will buy you two innout burgers. Joanne, you said you only give to Homeless People if they are hot. I will get more likes on instagram. It is my photo with the homeless doing charity work. God bless her, miley. She takes in stray dogs. She has a lot of pets. She recently got a pig. I guess people is the next step if you are going to keep going up. It is great. I love when celebrities do charity work or philanthropy and because they are famous they bring light to these causes. However, these huge displays i think cheapens the act. When it is this outrageous you question how sincere she is. This is definitely manufactured because of last year. She wanted a change and now all of a sudden she is no longer half naked miley. She is now serious, thoughtful miley. And watching her cry is nice. It is good to see she hasnt lost her acting jobs. She can get back into that if she wants to. Cant they make the whole plane out of suge knight . I get it. It took me awhile. He was shot like 74 times. I have a theory on that. I am pretty sure it is science, but the larger you are, the more protected you are. If you are overweight and you get shot, the bullet has a better chance of being lodged in fleshy tissue. He may bewaring protection. I cant relax at a party if someone does doesnt like me. He is 49. When do you stop getting shot . You shouldnt go from getting a colonoscopy to getting gunned down. It is a mill tearization of entertainers. I am glad chris brown was able to get through the suge knight shooting without it damaging his reputation. And i love how he preached nonviolence in between hitting people. I want to show one clip before we move on. Who is maroon 25 . Is that what i said . Are they 5 times [bleep] than maroon 5. Did i say that . Yeah. When . At the beginning. I didnt even know. I could tell the difference. I didnt even notice i said that. Wow. Thats strange. Thanks for pointing it out on tv. You said it on tv. We all know the real name is adam levine and friends. No it is the [bleep] and friends. About of we go, i want to play this clip. It is a clip of two guys middle aged dudes. We the are looking for a steak house and they wandered into the vmas and they just thought they would do some kind of fun stuff. I meant to do that. Did you notice even the homeless guy was like, what is going on up there . The homeless guy was like who are those guys . That was jim carrey by the way. Who is the other dude . Jeff daniels. That didnt go over too well. Jim carrey is slowly turning into jerry lewis. By that i mean he is not funny anymore. He is a legend, but i blame this on jenni mccarthy. That is the type of stuff that made her laugh when they were dating and it stuck with him. He was like it worked before. I will try it on everybody. By the way, the fall was not planned. He said it was. He was lying. See, entertainers lie. I can tell ambassador is tired of talking about this because he is not seen bothering this is my favorite subject. You are not even bothering with it. You are just like, get me through this, lord. What am i doing here, he is saying. He just wants to talk about beyonce. Should we assume they are planning our doom. Londons mayor, they have this will there, mayor, says anyone who visits syria and iraq should are said to be terrorists. In the telegraph johnson says we need to make it Crystal Clear that you will be arrested if you go out to syria or iraq without a good reason. The law needs a swift and minor change so there is an assumption that the war areas had done so for a terrorist purpose. Thinking speaking of threats. I believe that is a metaphor for what we are going through. Should they be arrested when they go back to britain even if there is no actual evidence they were fighting . Before the civil libertarians get upset at what johnson said, lets remember that people who go to a terrorist camp are not going for rest and recreation. They are going because they know it is a terrorist camp. In the most significant fact, when we attack terrorist camps, when they are killed, thats their problem. Thats not our problem. They were there. Thats the ultimate presumption of guilt. As for these technicalities when you are arrested and when you come home, you have to look at things like due process, i acknowledge. The fact is if they had gone over to the other side, it is an act of war against their country. I think we need to fear it. I think it is a very clear and present danger. Sam, are you worried about these fanatics as i am . I am worried because tls the first group of it is the first group of religious fanatics finding a bomb. You can kill a bunch of people, but you didnt have Nuclear Weapons. These guys loved the apocalypse and they can find the weapons. It is scary because they hate everyone. They hate jews and they hate gays. They hate shiites and they hate everyone. That is half the population. It is like the Jacksonville Jaguars are like we want to take on everyone in the nfl at once. You dont have a very good chance. No one is vacationing in war areas. They dont say we summer in downtown fallujah. You can get a really cheap place there. A little dangerous, but people dont see the beaches. They have these great robes. They are black. Andy, go ahead and tell us why britain cant arrest people without direct evidence. They have actually done something you ig ignorant dweeb. It seems like an impossible position to defend, doesnt it . Guilty until proven innocent is a bad idea. What kind of nut job would i be with . It is war. This is britain and they have a particular problem happening right now. They may have to deal with it in unsavory ways. I just dont want america getting in the business of doing it. You have say americans who are engaged in an act of conspiracy with the islamic state. This is not a criminal act, this is war against the united states. We didnt give due process to the con confederates. We didnt give due process to world war ii to people who were fighting with the nazis. I generally dont have a problem with it. But you have to know they were doing it. Just being in asia is not sufficient, i agree. I dont think you need to bring up the band, asia. They put out a few good albums. Better than maroon 25 . Thats a call back. All right, joanne, what is it about young men that makes them want to become jihadists, instead of dating you . That would be preferable. It is hard to get through me. I wont respond, but these people will. The recruit expght technology is the recruiting and the technology is easy to get to people. I like to believe that people are inherently good. Dl is more good in there is more good in this world than evil. This is so evil and i dont understand how anyone can justify these actions. There you go. You are outraged. I might even say you are appalled by this. Appalled. And you are disappointed. She has to take strange action too. Strong action. Wouldnt it be nice if britain woul figure out why they are having this problem . I think that in part explains why cameron did come back from his vacation. There are stories there may booy as many as 2,000 may be as many as 2,000 brits fighting with isis right now. There is a problem at home. They have a problem at home and it is a problem at home they have ignored. Thats why. Despite terrorist attacks in 2007 against the london transportation system. Fear of easy llama phobia. I saw it. People were terrified of speaking the truth. I want to move on, but i want to ask you about boca bocaharam and some say that is scarier than isis. It is competition in the market place. I think what a it shows is you dont need a hire arcual structure to have them flourish around the world. I think throughout the scene between north africa and sub Saharan Africa the violence will continue and get worse. Nigeria is the largest population in sub Saharan Africa. It is about to come apart at the seems. Thats a problem for the entire african continent and it is going to be a problem for us. No more of the email chain letters. All you have to do is give the routing number. They are very nice. I think i am owed 280 million in an airplane crash, but i had to give them 10,000. They had like 13,000 hits. Kidnap a pr guy. Thats how they get their money. Sounds reasonable to me. Before i go andy and i were talking about this and i finally convinced him that we should thank snowden for harming the spy programs that allowed this to happen. I thought i would put a jab in there. Oh that hurt. It should. It should make you reconsider some of your [stances|instances]. Stances. Coming up, ambassador boltons mustache or a tool of the devil. We discuss in a fivepart series. It wont end until oh look at that. Robots. Oh my goodness. Heart less killing machines or futuristic maids. We ask a roomba to weigh in. They might help us. By killing us. A dutch engineer, arent they all . They have warned that robots could exterminate the human race in an effort to eliminate our suffering. It is the subject of tonights. Thats what happens. Indeed. Hello, lady. What is she doing here 1234 i told you to wait in the car. They say it is not nell watson, they have no caption for her. It is just some girl on my left side. I am telling a totally different story. Thats nel watson. Is it though . I might be and i dont even know what it is. They dont say. Nel watson says it is not enough to teach robots to be kind because they could decide that the greatest compassion to humans is to end our miserable lives. We have no idea who she is, the ceo of whatever, good job. She has the most important work of our lifetime is to ensure that the machines are capable of understanding human value. It is those values that willen vur machines dont end up machines dont kill us with kindness. They will not only murder us, but they will replace us with honors. That is utterly adorable. Sam, should we start killing the robots now before they kill us . We should stop making them. The problem is we are not going to stop making them because we are on this road. We have to create philosophical and deep robots. And then these robots are like they are hotel maids and stuff now. They are night nurses for the elderly. When i am in a hotel on the road i am not at my best. You know the night nurses for the elderly and a guy is talking about stamps and it may be like, i am going to put him out of his misery. Ambassador, which is scarier to you, a future of robots or a future of isis . A future of Nuclear Weapons , none of the above. I vaguely recall from my days reading Science Fiction about the three laws of robotics. The first law of robotics is do not harm to humans. Cant we teach them that and get it over with . We didnt realize the intelligence part of a robot is accelerating so fast they will go, that first rule, lets go back in time and rewrite it. That means the liberals are making the robots. They think they are smarter than people. I like how he did that. I know i will be a nerd now, but it is a serious point. They had to redo the laws to say humans or humanity. There were times when doing harm to a human is humanity and thats where you get into the problems. It must have taken place after i did Science Fiction. You started having sex. I kept reading them. Thank you for that image. Joanne, you said you were going to sell out the human race to become a robobride. Do you think that will stop him from killing you . They will divorce me and take my money and children. I will have nothing. If they do kill people, will they be programed to clean up the programed to clean up the mess . What do they do with the body . Thats true. Or they can be leak part robot wood chipper and just go like this. I have been practicing this for days. The problem is coming. Once robots are smarter than us it is out of our control. Here is my answer. We create one thing that robots need. But we have and we hide it. You know what it is called . A patch word. A pass word. We have a pass word. It is maybe your birthday. The robots will never guess that. There will be a robot snowden who discovers all of our pass words. And he will lead the robots to freedom. You see, there is one guy there is one person who well give it has to be something in you would fold in like two minutes. Of course because i am see secretly working. I would like one of those japanese sex robots. I would make one of my own out of a toaster and a mop. Best six months of my life. I will never look at an oragami crane the same. Didnt eat bread for awhile. I didnt have to. What am i talking about and where have we gone wrong . So many ways. Coming up, something happened to starbucks that wont cost you six bucks. First a word from our sponsor. To tonights sponsor has the head the head of a horse and smaller arms and legs of a human. Thanks inverse sentars. Somebody didnt read my book. Last week a pay it forward chain started spontaneously, or so they claimed, at a starbucks in st. Petersburg, florida, not russia, after one customer paid for the order of the car behind her in the drivethru, this is so fake. The chain lasted for several hundred customers. Like my nude aerobics routine caught the Media Attention by storm. One dude, my heros, wasnt buying it. He is gorgeous. Customer number 458 heard about it and decided to break the chain. He explained, quote, when the barista asked you to pay it forward, it is no longer spontaneous. This is turning into a social pho phenomenon and i had to put an end to it. Instead he tipped the barista 100. I am not so sure. Ambassador is he a grinch or a patriot . I think he is clearly a patriot. I never go to starbucks. It uh stownds me that anybody would pay 6 for a cup of coffee. Me to go. But basically i think this is a spread the wealth around kind of system that i heartly disapprove of. Sam this smells to high heaven. I am not even sure what that means. How does Something Like that happen . Why is my elbow itching . I dont know, but i liked watching you play with it. I think i might have gotten bitten by something. You were bitten by the generousity bug. It is finally a good story out of florida i i guess. St. Petersburg. I know the newspaper, they had two stories and one is an old dude collecting hookers. They publish the right one. It is some good news. He made his dream life out of 1700 hookers. Or pay it forward. I toted her. Why a toter . If you want to make a monster just have it make toast. Can he put the butter on as well . I dont know. Who wants dry toast . It is actually delicious. Thank you break even after paying the customer behind you, what is the point . You are paying for a cup of coffee. You are not getting anything. Nobody is benefiting. It is like calm waters. When the barista asked if he would like to buy for the person behind you it is not an act of kindness it is an act of guilt. I would feel guilty. What would have been nice if the barista said i will buy your coffee. I see you come here every day and i will buy this for you. Why are you laughing . Because the barista is not very well off. So maybe i am not. Thats true wow. I think people buy you enough drinks. Mildly attractive woman. I didnt want to say anything more than mildly. It goes to her head. Andy, is this whole thing about to become a trend at drivethru windows. I hope not. Me too. The idea of pay it forward is you do an act of kindness for somebody in need. They have to be in need. Thats the whole point of pay it forward. Instead of them paying you back, they help someone else who is in need. It is not because some barista said would you like to pay for the person behind . U. Shut up shut up. I am not giving uh 100 tip either. It is ridiculous. This is the feel good [bleep] i hate. It makes no ones