Gutfeld. Now lets welcome our guest. There is nothing more frightening than being average. It is the average joe, joanne nosuchunsky. And he is my absolute favorite person here at fox and i am beyond thrilled he is with us tonight. It is tvs andy levey. And he has the best costumes ever or he is too lazy to dress up. It is probably the latter. And he is taking a backseat on his booster seat. Next to me is greg gutfeld, one of my many cohosts weekdays on the five. 234 case you havent in case you havent heard his latest book is called not cool. Buy it people. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. According to a new survey the democrats are more fearful than republicans and more afraid of bugs and snakes, blood and needles and strangers clowns and ghosts. As the Washington Post notes, the survey reveals they are the bigger believers in the paranormal which is why they are more jittery. The biggest fear is public speaking and heights and zombies and darkness and ghosts. You know who else is afraid of ghosts . Here is a rier video of a cat a rare video of a cat witnessing a spirit of the dead. That could actually be true. John, i will start with you as our favorite guest here tonight. I am the favorite guest. Well these people are here all the time. Andy, dont ruin it for me. It is true that some cats are known to see ghosts and then freak out. That is actually have you seen this and witnessed it . Are you a cat person . Cats within steal your breath and pass through wall. Do your cats see ghosts . I dont ask them. Let me ask you Something Else about being fearful. You wrote you are afraid of teeth and ferrets and anyone who has told you to read atlas shrug. I am terrified of that person who corners me at a party and tells me to read atlas shrug. I read it and i get it. Those are my three big fears especially teeth. Why is that . Just teeth dsh dash boxes of teeth. Your own teeth . No, but. Like if you found an old tooth. Bones. Bones in the body. Are you afraid of this, greg . I know what you are talking about. When children lose teeth and they put it under a pillow . How many children do you know . I kept my first dogs puppy teeth. Because you are so short you are more likely to be afraid of heights. I am afraid of bigots and thats why i am terrified by you. I look at fear as a unifying thing. There is a peril lit particular paralytic fear that anything can happen to you. You can be fearful of bugs and heights, but there are things in the middle of the night that wake you up that wake up everybody. It is a fear of horrible things you cant predict. For example, you know the woman whose face got ripped off by a monkey . The chimpanzee . That was not in her day planner. How do you know that . Thats what im saying. Im scared of the things that i am not aware of. You know when she got up that morning she didnt think she was going get her face ripped off by a monkey. Thats the crap i will lie in bed and think about every single thing that could happen from h from [bleep] falling down when i am walking to an animal attacking me. The fears that i have are so massive and so con constant constant that whatever these people are talking about is pointless. This is why i am what you call a i am not agoura phobic, but i have a fear of everything. I have a fear of being stuck somewhere i cant get home. Do you have a fear of giving really long answers . Every night. Apparently night. They say democrats are more fearful of things like i dont even remember the topic. People being fearful. Do you think democrats are fearful because they never go outside . They are afraid of bugs and snakes . They are scared by clowns because they keep voting for them. Next story please. That is one you may hear about on the five. We did i think we just did a story a few weeks ago about how conservatives are more easily scared than liberals, arent we . More concerned about the status quo being threatened. Democrats are more fearful of phobias. A lot of their decisions are based on feelings based on fact. It is a repeating theme. You dont strike me as somebody who is afraid of anything. I am afraid of a few things. I dont want to tell people about it they will mess with me so i dont want to make that known. This is a serious question. Not really. Public speaking has been a fear for as long as the study was done. Why do you think that is . Fear of exposure. Fear of being in front of people and making a mistake. I used to to be afraid of it and now i am afraid of people wearing red ball gags. Instead of being naked . That too. People are afraid of being their real selves in front of people. Do you remember this week when they had the world series thing, that baseball thing. Yeah, a couple world series. And the guy was presenting the award and he was so nervous. Didnt you feel bad for him . Of course. He was out of his element. It wae fun of him. I am certain if i tried to sell a car i would be a disaster. He would be great at selling and explaining a car. But he came out there and he had his notes and i felt bad. He was nervous and didnt know what to do. Even people that do this stuff for ages, you can see they get very, very nervous. People are terrified when they get in front and they can be judged. Thats what happens. Tv is easier than public speaking because we are just staring into this camera. You cant actually see people. Except the studio audience. Of which there are a hundred. Hundreds of them. All sitting on the chairs. Yon one thing about the study is you are more likely to be fearful if you watch a lot of talk tv. I assume they mean us. Do you think they make cable news . I was president sure of that. I wasnt sure of that. I am the opposite. If i am out of touch with the news i am more fearful because i dont know what is going on. Ignorance is bliss. You can go your entire life. People live until they are 90 without news. They did. So was their life better . They werent afraid . Yes, they were. How would you know to be afraid of all of the things that keep you up at 4 00 in the morning if you dont watch tv . I am fearful of accidents and i am taberful of the chaos of fearful of the chaos of life. It doesnt matter how healthy you are, a thing can drop and hit you. Put in your day planner every day, i put might get face eaten by monkey, and then i am not scared by it. Avoid getting face eaten bic monkeys. Survive monkey attack. I do that. Avoid streets where there might be a brick falling from said building. I have escape routes from every thing. And because i have the projected agoraphobia, i have back ups on how i get home. What is your fear . You go to the airport super early. What are you afraid of in that regard . I dont like the stress of hurrying. Me either. I dont like to sweat in my clothes. I dont like that feeling, the stench that develops. I dont like this at all. The idea that oh i am four hours early and everything is okay. Four hours early. There has been a change. No worry. I will walk. Jay it is possible you are a control freak . I am a inure rot particular knew rot particular. You are the one we contact on doomsday. Except i have no skills. It would be great if i had the skills of terry sa. The reason we wanted to have greg on as a guest is to put him on a couch and do psychoanalysis. We will move to the next story. She can run and doesnt have to hide. It is year 72 of well, the qiewrn teen the quarantine defined nurse can go wherever she wants. They ordered her to stay at least three feet away from other people and avoid public transportation. On friday he rescinded the orders saying the state had not proved that confining her was necessary. She looks forward to helping people disrespecting her community. I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable. So far ted and i have shown a lot of respect to this community. We compare about the community. We cire about the community. I am a Public Health worker and dont want people to feel uncomfortable. Telling a young son he has the disease is hilarious. What is the temperature . Hell know. He has ebola. You can do whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home, but they put it on youtube. Do you think it is funny to tell your kid they have ebola . This is a prank i expect from the child, the sibling, not the parents. The kid is sick. He is has a fever. He already feels horrible. Why are you going to do this to him . Children are sponges. This kind of awful, awful scare tactic is going to stay with the kid forever. Children are sponges. People will be cleaning up their houses all over. Would you have done this . They think it is okay. They say do you have ebola . He says no. It was a joke guy let me talk about kaci. She is your favorite person. She is the official mean as 2014. 2014 will be known as the year of the ebola nurse. No matter what happens for the rest of her life she is the ebola nurse. The best part is ted. Ted is the boyfriend. Ted is the costar played by john goodman. He is the guy that is like, yeah, honey, can you just stay inside . I love you and everything. I love you and totally agree with you, but do you really have to go on the bike ride . Dont go on the bike ride. I dont have anything to wear. Now she is free to go where she wants. Where will she go . She is in the rural area. There is no whole foods there. I like something you said. Whats that . I havent heard somebody make this point. You are perplexed by some of the conservative reactions. As a spiral dancing liberal. It looked like Big Government coming down on this one woman who you have to admit has expertise when it comes to ebola. She saw it. She saw it up close. Im wonder yg some conservatives i am wondering why some conservatives arent wondering with her. I looked at christie and cuomo and they looked like they were paranoid. Are you saying people shouldnt be forcibly detained because of others fears. That sounds good. You should wear the scarlet e. Do you think this will continue into next week . It will continue for the next 11 days, until 21 days days is up. It cannot come soon enough. I am praying for her. I do not want her to get any symptoms or to sties positive for it in the next 11 days. Then it will carry on. You will never hear from her again. I feel like maybe ted was going to break up with her, and now he cant. She has this whole thing going on and he would look bad. He needs to stay around because she is going to have a book. There could be a made for tv movie on lifetime. He stood by here and was like, okay, honey, go for a bike ride. Hone knee, go to africa honey, go to africa without me. Please, go to africa. You are right. You convinced me. I made a salient point . You should be saying you should be on her side to do whatever she wants. You want the small government to be effective and one of the most important things 1 protecting people in Public Health and even in the constitution it says something. In the constitution. The constitution. How can i argue against that . You cannot. Let me tell you something, you cannot argue. You might be fool of the week. Cant you go as a pocket constitution . The Little Pocket i get it. The guy from cheers is sewing fears . It is the subject of tonights actor and walking bong Woody Harrelson has voiced a new ad calling out skeptics and urging like minded citizens to vote on election day which is now seven day usa way. Have a look, lookers. They told us the world was flat and they insisted the it was the center of the universe. They ignored pollution. The gas was safe and there was nothing wrong with the cfcs. Now they tell us Climate Change is among us. Powerful people want to hold us back. But the truth is undeniable. This is a fight we will win. Meanwhile a study by the National Academy of sciences looked if they will keep from warming the resource loss. Their conclusion, it wouldnt be enough for the demographic momentum of the population. And it found that two billion deaths over a hypothetical window would yield around a 8. 5 billion by 2100. Two billion deaths wouldnt be enough. It is too many numbers. Dude, you got the best barrels ever, dude. You pull in and you just get spit out of them. You drop in and smack the lip. Drop down. Then after that you drop in and ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted, like that. Joanne i hear he is single. Then i kicked him to the curb and thats why he is single. You are talking fear vr success emotion. I definitely think we should be concerned. Are you sure . I want to go off that fact. I think we have a personal responsibility to renew, reuse and recycle. I feel you have made this speech before. How are you going to vote to fight Climate Change . How can you fight something that doesnt have a face and you figure out if you have won the fight . Thats the beauty of it from their perspective. There is no face of it. This is a never ending fear. It is a never ending bucket you can dump over and over again. You like this topic. When you dont the problem with this video is that they show i hate videos that show concerned people as as if thats all it takes. Look at the succession of are we related . They convinced me. I dont need fast. I need people like this. The people they hired from an ad agency or acting agency. They were stock video. I made this point a couple days ago. He cites the number of theories and the earth being the center of the universe. Thats obviously balogna. He compared it to skepticism. It was disproved by skeptics. It was skeptics who said the earth wasnt flat and was not the center of the universe. They say there is a lot of problem with the science. They are exaggerating using the climate models. Have i a 30 seconds to get good points from you. What do you think . Everyone who tries to paw lit size science is wrong. They told us the world is flat. People told us the new ice age was coming animal life would be extinct and now they say it is settled. It is wrong either way. John, you get the first word next time. Did we boo their how to . Esquire is getting criticized online, where else, after posting a video or a guide to addressing your way out of a friend zone. Thats a term i coined in 1998, fyi. The magazine offered 10 dos and donts to make her see you differently. For instance, do wear a great shirt. Dont look unkemt. Dont try to be too trendy. Do wear a Bomber Jacket and so on. Basically do dress well and dont not dress well. The internet was outraged. Tweeted one woman, yes, esquire, feed into notion that women are shallow and only like dudes because of money and clothes and wrote a dude, it cost 5,718 to get out of the friend zone. Meanwhile in the fun zone. They are having a blast over there. John, i will go to you on this one. You were shut out in the Climate Change discussion. I couldnt go on a tirade about how you are all wrong . You couldnt. But there will be time in the future because this is the never ending bucket. What do you feel about wanting to get out of the friend zone . If they said we are not so shallow if you are reading an article about how to get out of the friend zone may be why you are in the friend zone. Thats an interesting point. As a writer you would say that. Which part . As a writer you would know that if you are you know what people are reading. But if you are looking for that advice, thats why you are in the friend zone. Like cant you dress yourself . Thats the problem. It is not a selfhelp article. It was a style blog. Of course they are going to be promoting and trying to plug all of these different jackets and accessories. It is for style and they got free stuff. One of the tips was that you should wear an accessory. How do you feel about men who wear leather bracelets . Wallets and pocket squares is as far as i go. A mancessory. There is another tip i want to ask you about. One is wearing a sweater and the other is wearing a not boring sweater. Andy, you didnt even know this story would be on the show tonight. This is the sweater you chose to wear. I guess i should draw your attention to one of the things on the list. It says dont wear a boring sweater. It suggests something heavy with character like a shawl collared sweatshirt. I would like to point out you are wearing a boring gray sweater and i am clearly getting out of the friend zone tonight. With who . Do we no . Your cat . Anybody. With that sweater . I have to say it is an attractive sweater. Greg, you dont always wear boring sweaters when we launched the fief and you do you want to tell people what you wore . No. I dont want to take available time from the show. What did you wear . I want to make two key points and then shut up because i have been talking a lot. Dont call me the white sherrod. They did say wear great shirts and smell good. If you are not interested in a woman you should be a slob. It is basically saying unless you are interested in a woman you dont have to take care of yourself. This is an attack on shy and clumsy men trying to meet women and trying to find out if they are single or not. People on twitter troll these articles so they have the answer to meeting people. Saying hello in that video we did a couple days ago, a guy trying to say hi is bad. A guy interested in a girl is bad. There are guys out there that want to meet women and why is that so bad . It may be girls at work. Dont make fun of these people. One guy said it cost you like 5,000. 5700. That seems like a lot of money to put yourself in a situation where then you will say, man, it is so good we were friends. And you are wearing an outfit that will nobody ever wants to be just in the friend zone with you. One of the tips is dont wear a hoodie. Would you date a guy with a hoodie because you are thinking Mark Zuckerburg . I am thinking i want to take that hoodie because they are so comfort believe a. I thought you meant sir come session sick sir come session. Is that a hoodie . Can i ask you a question . Do we do another story now . We can break whenever you want to. It may be now. Coming up, a story no one could have predicted, another offensive halloween is could stiewm and a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is jasper snaps. The dog treats for dogs. If your dog is better than most people they need jasper snaps. Thanks, jasper snaps. Would you make a copy of your collie . A company is cloning dogs for customers willing to pay 100,000. Thats a steal if you ask me. The doggie doubling business is lead by dr. Scwangvu scott. He was brought to clone a tibetan mastiff. It sells for millions on the pet market and china has bigger ambitions. They are hoping to clone cows for the beef market and started cloning giant pandas with mixed results. Take a look. Something seems off about the clone. I actually was a little surprised they were in choy gnaw and wanting to were in china wanting to clone dog. It was that breed. I thought 100,000 if you really love your pet, i was against cloning per say, but i can understand why people would want it. Do you think you get the same personality . What people should love is the personality and not just the look. I think this is a gteat story and i will start saving up so i can clone my dog morley safer. Thats her name. Her . Interesting. It is 2014. I l