Tree on a cold night. I am here with joanne nosuchunsky. And between his purple sweater and the look on his face, i guess it is a grim mass, it is andy levey. And sherrod small. He cohosts and interrupts the pod cast race wars. Red eye. Hands up. I cant breathe. And sitting next to me, imus in the morning executive producer bernie mcgirk. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Was his lark way too dark . His trick a bit sick . Internet prankster roman atwood posted a video titled killing my own kid prank in which he dupes his wife into thinking he accidentally threw their son off a balcony where it dies horribly. It dies. This prank has been viewed six million times on something called the youtube. Whoa. He is ready to fight. He is ready to fight. Would you please get us water. Just a bottle . Be really quiet. We are going to go so high. Are you ready to fly, boy . Tell me when. Here we go. Oh my gosh. Im sorry. I hate you. Why would you do that . Just for fun. Are you mad . I am mad. It is a dummy. You dont pretend to throw our kids off a [bleep] balcony. What . You are sleeping on the couch. If i hads a dollar every time i got that. Later the familys cat tried to jump off the same balcony. That was no prank. I am saying the whole time this video is horrible. Everybody in the studio is laughing. Hilarious. The prank makes the mother think her child is dead. Does that qualify as a prank . It it was transitory. It was hilarious. Steve owens has nothing on this guy. The kid played along nicely too. Props to the kid. The kid will grow up thinking it is okay to make your mother think you are dead. He got 6 million hits. That value validates everything he did. It doesnt matter how cruel it was. I think he deserves a different kind of hit. You ruined the prank, greg. Why . He didnt kick the real kid off the balcony. Do the real kid. Make us laugh. I am a seasoned comedian. I need better stuff. You think that was not great . Wait. You are a parent. It is great if you want your wife to bang your best friend. That is my point. There has to be a way that she is allowed retribution and it should be sleeping with a guy who is a better prankster. She has to have sex with steveo. Is he better or drunker . It doesnt matter. What would kill him the most is a peer having sex with her. That would be the perfect punishment. Or you say, the kid aint yours anyway. Prank up. Joanne, you are an actress, i imagine. Do you think shea was in on it . Are we being duped . I think we need to take into consideration that this may be a hoax. Most of the videos we show on here are. If in fact the wife is in on it, then that makes this even worse. How so . You cant even trust a prankster. It is awful. The amount of thought that went into this, with every single camera angle and em assuming those were hidden cameras. And then finding a doll the size of your child, true costumes, the whole script. The mics worked perfectly. Everybody is miked up. It is sad if it is a real prank because i am concerned for the welfare of the child. This is every bit as complex as the moon landing. We are having a little fun here. If somebody did that with your child you would not be tws a dummy. You love in a ranch home and you dont have to worry about a balcony. The wife chose that man to marry. This is my husband, the professional youtube prankster. Women love a guy who is funny. If you make a girl laugh you are halfway up her leg. She a funny guy and thats why she married him im sure. Homeless dude and had great jokes. Nobody wanted him. You have to take care of your brother. He was white. Why are you assuming he was black . I thought it was you. I thought they would say this man was me. Andy, are you with me in that this is this prank is not a prank because you are actually trying to convince somebody they suffered a great loss . No, it is a prank if it is real. The way you can tell if this was a real prank or fake prank, is she still married to him . Yeah. If she is, she is still married to him. You cant be married to someone who yoly have to say to you dont pretend to throw our kid off the balcony. Thats not something you have to tell your spouse. I thought i knew you guys. Just having a little fun here. I like pranks that illustrate a funny truth and not like ha, ha, your child is dead. You are right, greg and i like that we are leading the story off with a prank story instead of the people surrounding the building outside right now. There are tree lighters and protesters 55 deep off the curb, but we are talking about a prank. You know why . Thats what red eye does. We are not like the rest. It is not the five. Can you imagine being married to a professional prankster . No, i cant. God. Like you said, he set up all of those cameras and did all of that because thats what he does, a professional prank sister. Prankster. Thats your husband. You deal with that every day. You never know what is real and what is not. She is probably faking it all the time. Do pranksters know what is real and what is no the . What if the prankster is the prankstee . I feel an adam sand leer movie. Actually he is above that. Jason bates. Jason biggs. Meaning a failure. Somebody should throw him off the stairs. He makes adam levine look like adam levine. Im sorry. He makes adam levine look like john ma a yer. You can hear that in his head somewhere. We have to move on. Was it right not to indict . On wednesday a Staten Island grand jury here we go. Didnt bring charges against a Police Officer in connection with the death of eric garner. The officer my old speech im impediment came back. How about the cop . The cop used an illegal chokehold on garner who was stalked in suspicion of selling cigarettes. In an interview taped prior to the actual announcement he defended the police. Well, i think the cops were trying to arrest him and they got a little aggressive. When the cops are trying to arrest you, if you fight back, thens go wrong. Things go wrong. I dont think they were trying to kill mr. Garner. Barkley also isnt backing down on his ferguson comment in which he called the looters scum bags. The notion that white cops are out there killing black people, thats ridiculous. Thats flat out ridiculous. We have to look ourselves in the mirror. There is a reason they racially profile us at times. Sometimes it is wrong, but sometimes it is right. So to sit there and act like we hold no ray responsibility no responsibility for some of this stuff, it is disingeneral wise. And he had more to say. To be burning peoples property, Burning Police cars, looting peoples stores, thats 100 ridiculous. You know what i would rather focus on . This. Oh no oh no thats a birdie. The mother duck prank is a little one. I know you have been wanting to talk about this all night. So, bernie, what bernie . Sherrod, okay. Lets go in now, greg. I know you know it is wrong to do all of this over cigarettes. Thats my thing. Who is policing that . The injustice is that they have a inn a nanny state that created a law that created the scenario where a guy dies. It blows my mind. Why are the Police Policing loosey cigarettes. Does Philip Morris complain . It may have been a bodega. He was outside a beauty shop. Maybe not then. It is harassment. Stop busting balls for no reason and somebody would be alive right now. I think that guy was trying to break up a fight too, but he was selling cigarettes and thats against the law. What is that, bernie . First of all i think what Charles Barkley said was racist which explains why he spent his career with the wizards. They were selling loosies which is how i like my women folk. Listen, it was because bloomburg put a tax on an exorbitant tax on loosies and so he has the blood on his hands if you ask me. Whoa you nailed it, bernie. We are becoming obsessed with safety and other peoples behavior. This was an unnecessary tragedy because of that. Do you agree or disagree . I think if you call cigarettes death sticks in assisted you start to understand why all of this happened. Thats all i have. First of all, you said in the intro the chokehold was illegal. It is not illegal. It is against nypd policy. Barkleys big thing is he says this wasnt homicide. Well, it was homicide. The medical examiner said it was homicide. Homicide does not necessarily mean murder. It can be lawful, but it was homicide. I assume he meant it wasnt murder. Maybe it is not murder, but at the least it is manslaughter. I dont think the cop intended to kill him. I dont think anybody thinks the cop intended to kill him. Go to trial and hear the evidence. Absolutely. It should go to trial. I am absolutely shocked it went this way. It makes no sense to me. The thing is, there are a number of events in america that are very different, but this puts them together. Here we go again. Joanne, what do you make of this . He is trying to put his own reasoning on these things that have happened. But there is so much emotion and so much feeling that no one can hear the reasoning because it really only makes sense to him. It kind of makes sense to me. Charles barkley is not exactly johnny cochran, but what he is doing to be serious, she having the honest conversation about race that everybody is afraid to have. What im saying is it is not resonating with people. People are they dont want to listen . I think there are a lot of people who want to do something which is what a lot of the protests are. I hope the time spent doing this is also spent in communities and working on initiatives with youth and with Law Enforcement to create dialogue like you said, to create the conversation. If you are just talking, but you are not talking to somebody or listening to someone. You are talking at people. I finally knew someone like that, sherrod. The looters burning peoples property, that is part of history. You dont have to justify it. You think when we did the American Revolution they were just going for the tea. They burned the boats. You dont burn your own community down. They burned down a church. I say go to the next community and show them the wrath. Burn this [bleep] down. Dont listen. Do not listen to sherrod. I smell burning pine right now. I do love that they burn their own community. Like the people saying that would be okay if they went to a white community. Oh well now i would like them if they came to my house and burn my house down. Thats what i need. They found jihad to gee hard. Fanatics who traveled to join isis returned home because the holy war was a holy chore. The recruits complained about doing menial tasks like cleaning toilets instead of killing infidels. They missed the creature comforts. One person said, quote, my ipod no longer works. I have got to come home. Nobody wrote that. I know. It is starting to get tough. A number of whiney terrorists are seeking clemency from authorities. I believe clemency is a type of veggable. Veg believe tay. Meanwhile, recruits have started training of the. Now that deserves a choking. They are so not going to last in my army. It is water briggade. Bernie, should authorities welcome them home and then possibly kill them . I think they should be one wrote that the mrs. Watching the real housewives of leon and i can sim sympathize with that. They are french and with all due respect to cowards, the french dont want to fight. Are we surprised that the french want to throw down their arms and run back home . I think they figured it would be like following fish on tour. Maybe we can go on the van. It will be great, and then they figure out, oh, fish wants you to carry their drugs for you and they want you to clean the latrine because somebody threw up. Thats what happens to groupies. What creature comfort would you miss . My ice cream. Exactly. I wont be getting enough sleep and with the weather i will have dark circles and puffiness. They would actually probably kick me out at that point when they see what i look like. They wouldnt know what to do with you. It is like summer camp. They cant stick it out. This could be a good lesson to the people who are considering should i . Should i not . Let them stay. Dont bring them back. Dont bring them back. Thats a one way trip. You go over there to help the enemy and then change your mind and come and blow something up at home. You stay there and you live with your decision. You live with it. They made their beds and now they have to sleep standing up. I dont know where that was going. They made their sheep and now they have to sleep with it. I have a message for the jihadists who are doing the meaningful tasks. It gets better. Isis needs to put together a video campaign. They are a good social media. Show how you start by cleaning latrines and you work your way up to the beheadings. I thought at first, yeah, once you make the decision and there was an indian man who was mostly cleaning toilets. He went back to mumbai and he told interrogators, quote, there was neither a holy war and none of the preachings were followed and they say the fighters raped women. Let these people go over there and see that it is not what they think it is, and that these people are scum and that they are not fighting any kind of holy war. They are just raping and pill ligging. It is a teach believe a moment. When they get back make them spend five years cleaning latrines in a synagogue. Can we stop saying latrine . It is a toilet. Latrine is a nice bistro downtown. Can we have an intern . You walk by his makeshift grave. I bear him under a pile of discarded underwear. Smells good. It smells delicious. Coming up, painting. One of the classical arts or an excuse to get students naked. First, could this be the end of the human race . This is great stuff, footage of people walking. Even though the story is about Artificial Intelligence, i will go with it. Is hawking just scwawking or will we die from ai . Famed scientist steven hawking says true Artificial Intelligence could lead to the end of the human race. Donned yawn. The theoretical physicist tells the bbc which i believe is the belgian Blueberry Company that while the primitive ai we developed has been useful he worries as it becomes more advanced we may be in trouble. He says it would take off on its own and redesign itself at an ever increasing rate. Humans who are limited by slow biological evolution couldnt compete and we would be super seeded. Speak for yourself, pal. I will be just fine and so will this lady. I guess that is humorous to some people. We couldnt even stop this if we wanted to. We cant order scientists to stop doing ai. Once ai is selfaware, it is over. He is right. We are doomed. I have no idea what the hell he was talking about. He is stuck in a wheelchair and he is bitter and trying to bring the rest of us down. God bless. I feel bad for the guy. He is absolutely right. Sherrod, you can laugh at this, but once artificial intel scwens replicates itself, it can replicate itself at a speed that is so far beyond the human mind that it is over. You deal with your artificial problems, so what you are saying is ai will turn us into their black man . Get ready for profiling, humans. Gyro bow cop doesnt row robocop didnt kill anyone. You have to get a job as an actor first. You have to get hired. As long as you can marry the ai, do you even care if they are in charge . Im sure there is probably some rich robot out there. It is like a man we are seeing in power. You have to plug him in. That is entirely up to you. You know what, i do think the end of a world is coming soon. I think it is going to be the end of the technological world. Hear me out. I think we have become so dependent on our devices and our technology and this obsession obsession with robots that we will one day want to wipe our hands clean. We will go to amish lifestyle. Traditional communication and transportation. You know what will happen . Five years from now there will be a group of robots doing a robot eye. They will play this video of joanne. They will say, remember her. And then you will be in a cog cage and you will say, we dont even have sex with you because we are robots. We will definitely have a war with robots. Andy, you cringed. You are barely human. You probably would be on the side of the robots. A little embarrassed actually. I thought he was talking about a1, the steak sauce. I couldnt figure out how a1 was going to take over for humans . By the way, a1 is excellent. Dont just put it on steaks. It is the gold standard. French fries. Cheerios. It is a little minty. There is no mint. You are confused. I dont get the mint. How did this story get derailed . This is how i lack at it this is how i look at it. My ability to be emotionless coupled with my love for all things cyber makes me a natural ally. And i think they will appreciate my dry witt and humor. I think i will be fine, actually. I think i will be around. I think the machines will find you hilarious. Man with cat amuses me. I cant follow black man. Yells at guest. Tell me what black people were like. Why do they have him on all the time . I have to come on here. Why dont they have that other comedian, paul mccurio . No comedian found with that name. We love you, paul. Two key points. You have to get in good with the computers. You have to do stuff for them. Be nice with them. Have sex with them. I remember you, gutfeld. You are my friend. But you have to understand that there is no way out. Once they start replicating it will be the shear weight of machinery. Are they going to be sad . They will make things. Trouble with the tribbles, star trek. The earth will be too heavy and it will fall out of orbit. Anything that can fix itself. Remember when the selfcleaning oven dropped . They were losing their minds. I just want to say it is trouble with tribbles and not trouble with the tribbles. I bought the book. Guy coming up, what are the names of the worst behaved children . My money is on sherrod. You damn right. First a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is dingos, the baby eating apex predators of australia. They look cute, but they are ferocious predators. Dingos, were scared of them. Thats true. Do girls named ella give teachers hella . They revealed the names of the best and worst behaved children and just in time for pearl harbor day. The survey was done by a company that provides schools with rewards for good behavior. It is a way to motivate students that they are damning. The top three nicest girl names are amy, georgia and emma. The naughtiest, ella, bethany and eleanor. For boys they are jacob, daniel and thomas. Naughty, joseph, cameron and adolf. Cant argue with the last one. Why is it all white names . Thats a good point. They are all what names. Here is my theory. It was done about christmastime so there are no christians so there are no islams or buddhists. It is the naughty and nice list. This is their system is done on computer, a website. I think through schools, there may be a bunch of schools and maybe more im poserrish ared im poserrish ared communities that cant afford computers. Eleanor . Come on. More like ellen bore. Use that at school on monday. Tell them uncle greg told you to say that. Where are the keshas . Only you could ask that because i was going to ask that. Couldnt this list affect kids be