Thank you, andy. Let a welcome our guest. I still cant tell if she likes me. Shes that good of an actress. Joanne nosuchunsky. He can make you laugh and he can almost grow a beard, comedian dave smith. He is more loaded than potato skins at fridays. Lou daabs. And if trump gets elected he is moving. Sitting next to me, andy levy. Lets start the show. Donald trump gained a firm grip on the republican nomination with pivitol pif tall wins pivotal wins on super tuesday. Are you there . I am. Congratulations on the big night. Thank you. It is over. It is done. Tell adele to start singing, but not hello song. That song is horrible. Any other song but that. Are you glad marco rubio dropped out of the race . Marco is a great guy, but he ran a great third place campaign. He is a third rate politician. I beat him and spanked him and now he has to go home back to his native mexico. I actually think his family is from cuba. Thats what i said. He has to go back to cuba. The technology is really bad. You have to upgrade. You did lose one state, ohio, to john kasich. I watched this man speak. He was almost crying. He seems always on the verge of tears. But i expect that from a democrat. I never cry. I could sit in a room and chop onionses and watch marley and me and i dont cry. I dont cry. Not a single tear and i dont sweat. You dont cry or sweat . I have not produced any bodily fluids. Do you think it is a good move. If i made one wrong move the entire time. Not going to the debate i would get more press than i would if i went to the debate. You go online and look at the poll and i have already won the debate and it hasnt happened yet. I am gonna check that out. You said there will be riots . Is that something you really believe . I have to be honest. There are going to be riots. But they will be the best riots you have ever seen. They will be phenomenal riots. Some of the best riots ever. Frankly china, mexico they have all of the riots. We are losing our riots to china, but i promise you if i do not win the nomination, i will make america riot again. I have to tell you, these will make the l. A. Riots. Mr. Trump, you have been accused of inciting violence with your rhetoric. Would you agree with that . Tom, i have never, ever encouraged violence. What i said in the old days that guy would have left on a stretcher and that wasnt encouraging violence. I dont see how mib could see that as violence. That was telling the truth. In the old days people got beat up. It happened. They were on stretchers and carried out and there were tblans drivers involved and nurses ambulance drivers involved, nurses. I am bringing them back. The chicago riots employed many, many people and thats what i will do. It is not just one city. We are talking 25, 30 cities. It is just going to be fantastic. Thank you so much, mr. Trump. Thank you for joining us. Ill talk to you soon. Now to the donald trump who is not a parody, he is not. Trump says the person he consults with is himself. Here he is on morning joe on wednesday. Who are you consulting with consistently so you are ready on day one . I am speaking of myself because i have a very wood and brain and i have said a lot of things. He said a lot of things. He said more things. I know what i am doing and i listen to a lot of people. I talk to a lot of people. At the appropriate time i will tell you who the people are. I speak to a lot of people. My primary consultant is myself. There it is. He consults with himself. What is this who are you talking to thing . It seems insulting to me. As if he doesnt it seems like a loaded question to me. It could bea taken that way, and i see your point. The truth is is the people have a right to know who is influencing the donald and helping them plot a course who is im perceptible to the mere mortals. I think it would be nice. He is on with joe and mika that i assume they were his principal counselors. Maybe he should have thrown it back their way. It is early on. He hasnt secured the nomination. Does he have to be mapping out Foreign Policy with the generals . One is he paying himself a consulting fee . I really hope he is. I am a little nervous about this because maybe he is hearing voices and thats what is going on here. He is consulting with himself and there are voices in his head that are talking back to him . Dont we all, andy . When we consult with ourself we are using our own voice to guide us. We are not all crazy. Do you want to name names . I dont want to name names. I am glad to learn the take the oil plant is not something somebody else told him makes sense. It makes sense he was con resulting himself. He was consulting himself. He has no Foreign Policy. What is his Foreign Policy . His Foreign Policy is america isnt winning. I promise you when i win america will win again. You dont need consultants to say that. I think there is a lot of people, andy, wouldnt you say that he definitely you and i would both say he is less interventionist than the bush administration. That seems to be his path, right . He is all over the place. Who knows . Who knows . That was a seem Less Transition from fake trump to real trump. We never cut it so close. I was fairly relieved by his answer. I thought that was a strong moment for him. What im scared of is he will surround himself with the advisors who will spend a trillion dollars fighting wores across the middle wars from across the middle east. He is less interventionist from george w and less interventionist than hillary. You saw him come out hard against george w. Bush. He is certainly going for republicans who are we weary. The word policy, everyone has one. You cant spell policy without oly okay . Think of an alleyoop in basketball. Do you ever see those come . G. Is that an alleyoop . Wait, what . It is an olleyoop. You never the olleyoop anymore. It is strike strategy. Trump said before you dont want to give your Foreign Policy plans away. They use it to their advantage. We will learn everything once he is elected president. Didnt Richard Nixon say that . He had a secret plan . Losing ohio increased the likelihood of a contested convention. Trump said if it is stolen from him in july he will quietly step aside. We are way ahead of everybody. I dont think you can say we dont get it automatically. I think you would have riots. You would have riots. What would a con vested convention look like . Maybe this will help you understand. Do we want to see that at a convention . I sent you my home videos in confidence. I love the outfits. That was fascinating. Worse i am starting to think right. You what is the other . Brokered. Yes. It happened before. And it will happen again. What is the problem . What if they go to a second or third ballot . Someone else gets chosen. And 1100 people get disenfranchised. The delegates themselves, you get the people they represent. That number runs into the millions of people it is not what we call the american idea. Think about the talent who would be managing. First you have paul ryan, the speaker of the house. We dont trust him with the tax code. We dont trust him what about romney . Romney should be involved. He hasnt muced mucked up anything from massachusetts. There are great unlimited possibilities, but none for the country. I think when he says riot he is speaking figuratively. You think trump may be a little bombastic . They are not going to fall in line with paul ryan or mitt romney. I just wish the people would be honest, yeah we dont believe in democracy because we wont go with the person who got the most votes. I am a libertarian and i dont care about democracy. It is going to be a choice of whether the establishment wants Hillary Clinton rather than donald trump. Thats the only other option. Moving on to the other candidates. Na. Here is another trump story. Trump instigates a new ad. Are they laughing at us . Is putin laughing at us. This ad is awful because they did not give work to a voice over artist. It was all clips and text. What is happening to the great art of voice over. I am upset. I am not supposed to like this ad. She was having a light moment. He took her out of context. Her camp would do the same thing taking things out of context. Everyone has to play to win and thats what trump is doing. What do you mean . She had been barking for a reason. She was telling an old song and then she barked. Trump was trying to make us think russia is laughing at us. You could swap out hillary barking and doing the someone might do that. I know. If i would have thought it earlier i would have done it myself. Trump is a taekwondo expert. You can probably take him on the mat. Trump is . I think he is a black belt. Trump is about as proputin as it gets. Putin is the world figure that trump most wants to be like. When he says he is strong, thats a strong leader. Obama is not a strong leader. He is not saying i want to be him. Yes he is. I will say though by not going to me during the story of the trump riots you missed a chance to have me actually agree with trump. It is closer to 1237 delegates when he has a huge lead on who ever is number two and the party takes the nome thaition away from him. His supporters may riot and they might be somewhat justified. Obviously they are passionate. Arent they . They are passionate. And as he tries to calm some of the anxiety and some of the frustration it is a natural leader. The man is taking on an entirely different tone. This is not just an act and this is not just adapting to a new circumstance. He is definitely moving he keeps moving the goalpost. This is truth. Because you have constructed it so. Beautiful, moving on. The 19 months into the election cycle and we are finally learning ted cruzs stance on avocados. Us weekly reported about ted cruz. When he is away from his family in dc his dinner is a can of soup. In the 70s he coined the phrase lets blow this taco stand. I wonder who came up with that. Sounds like him. He just lost the millennial vote. You hate avocado . Thats the staple of our diet. Avocado toast, guacamole, what else can i put avocado on . Done. It is a healthy snack. Young people love a healthy snack. What do you think of this . Did you learn . I wasnt so bothered by the avocado part. I was genuinely bothered that is not a human answer. Is he french canadian . I am lactose intolerant. Cruises answer is offensive. There are only four green foods that taste good. Thats it. Those are the only four good green foods. You cant not like avocados. Remember george h. W. Bush didnt like broccoli and it got him in trouble with the nutritionists. I am trying to think of something humorous. You are known to go out and get yourself a plate. I find it a weird time to eat cheese. I dont do the continental thing. I like cheese and crackers and a can of beer and football. A regular guy. Yeah. All right, dave, what do you think . This is all we have on ted cruz . I mean he is second to trump and this is the story of the day for ted cruz . I dont know. I dont really have a problem with the cheese thing. Cant you picture him sitting there and eating the cheese like this . It is like you were in prison and they said what do you want for your last meal . What kind of cheese . He probably likes the squirt on cheese on the crackers. Coming up, is it sexist to tell Hillary Clinton to smile . Ill ask the sexist panel next. Youre not gonna watch it no, youre not gonna watch it we cant let you download on the goooooo youll just have to miss it yeah, youll just have to miss it we cant let you download. Uh, no thanks. I have x1 from xfinity so. Dont fall for directv. Xfinity lets you download your shows from anywhere. I used to like that song. Headquarters im patricia stark. President obamas pick to fill the Vacant Supreme Court cease is expected to visit capitol hill just hours from now. Merrick garland who spent almost 19 years on the federal bench will speak with senators. Many republicans charge it is wrong for mr. Obama to pick a replacement for late Justice Scalia during an election year. Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell says garland wont get a hearing. Some gop senator say he will speak with gar land as well today. . Oi north korea getting slack for the new round of sanctions in response to recent nuclear and missal test. President obama signing executive order today. The new sanctions block certain transactions of property belonging to the north korean government and the countrys communist party. There are also new sanctions against pee young yang. Flooding is shutting down an interstate east of houston. The roadway could remain closed until next week of emergency workers are urging thousands of people to leave their home. 20 inches of rain have hit the area over four day. The son of legendary singer and actor Frank Sinatra has died. Frank sinatra, junior passed away from a massive heart attack. He canceled the show in florida because he is what president feeling well. Remember he was cede napped and held for ransom. Some called it a hoax, but the fbi said it was real and the kidnappers were convicted. Frank sinatra, junior was 72 years old. Now back to your favorite late night show red eye. For all of your headlines grow grow go to tokes news. Com. Fox news. Com. Smile though your heart is is aching and smile though it may be breaking. After he penned that famously sexist anthem. Men still dont get it. After several primary victories Hillary Clinton gave a rousing speech and was met with vitrial. Obviously tweeting with a cotton tank top and a beer in his hand. Smile, you just had a big night. He was talking about hillary and he went there. In response to this ugly show cheuvanism. They suggested hey joe [bleep]. They call him sexist, flippant and cavalier. They added it would almost, almost be funny if it werent so tire so many. No suggestions for Hillary Clinton. She is a woman. Be a man and leave her alone to run the country. And remember, no one would ever make a comment about the appearance of a man who was running for president , ever. If they did you would be sure there would be hell to pay. Yow anne joanne how can Joe Scarborough be so sexist . It is awful. He need to look in the mirror and take a good look at himself and ask what am i doing . This movement, this is big, joanne. It is. I hate it. I seriously hate it. If i was in my car i wouldnt pass you and i wouldnt be able to hear you. You dont hate the movement, you hate the guys telling you to smile. I hate people and interacting. A lot of people commented on her smile and her voice and she sounded horse. There is a crowd of people. Everyone is cheering and talking. I dont want her to lose her voice. Maybe a vocal coach. If anything i was just like are you okay . I hope you are not getting ill. How about tweeting about a womans voice. Thats a reminder if we elect another member of a protective group to high office we are letting ourselves wide open if we have an honest disagreement about conduct and behavior. Are you suggesting that the people who are criticizing i am not, i am not. I am not saying that at all. God forbid. Have there been any legitimate complaints besides somebody who have a problem with his race . Just the race. This type of making an issue out of a nonissue is why trump is going to be the president. It is a backlash against the nonsense. I think she was screaming in a weird way. I still think she is horrible. They are all charizmatic. Thats what they have in common. She is anticharming and thats what he was getting at. Andy, do you think there is a double standard . David is demanding this woman be charming. I think there are two things going on here. The people who were wondering why a candidate didnt appear to be celebrating after she had a really, really good night. That is legitimate. There is no reason to stay on the surface. In that case hillary is who she is. Hillary is is never going to be a warm or charming candidate. It is pointless to tell her to be that because it comes off as phony. It is phony. It is not who she is. The scarborough it was treat. It echoes the smile, honey. It is something i hear all the time. It is all getting very tired in the sense that Everyone Needs to there are so many of these now these speeches so i need to find something to say about this otherwise kind of just mundane regular run of the mill speech. Dana perino had a similar speech and it didnt make it. I didnt see her tweet. It is okay for dana perino. Why, what is going on . Explain it. Ill draw you a picture. Dana perino is a woman. It is okay to criticize and say smile. There you go. That is the double standard that we are looking for. Coming up, the adore blee combative couple joe mackey and sam morrell. Stick around. Some stories are too important and nuanced from our regular panel. It require the sensitive analysis of experts. Thats why the most pressing issues of today i enlisted the help of two white male. Sam morrell and joe mackey. This is a perfect story for the both of you. A twoday meeting at the Federal Reserve came and ended today. Though no one expects big announcements all eyes are on the Economic Projections that could impact the market in the coming weeks. What do you think the feds should be doing to ensure economic stability in the stock exchange, joe . I dont know. Fine, neck story. Of always to show your support tattoo are the most permanent. Some have inked the im mens of slogan of images of their slogan. No jeb bush, sadly sam, would you ever get a tattoo. Not like this. Especially the strum trump one. I did make years ago i t excited with Elliott Spitzer and i got a spitzer tattoo. Do you think they will regret their decision . Especially the person who got the hope and change tattoo. What everything is going good and they say what do you want to hope and change. Is it a sign that everything is going good because you have a pony . They want to recognize man jibing as an art form. They introduced the bill to make efforts to make certain magic is understood and pom mull grated. They look like vampires now. Women can carry a baby inside of her for nine months, but you never see a female magician. If a woman gives birth she should be able to say tada. Do you think magic is a great art form . The person who responded says magic brings culture together and he is right. I pull a rabbit out of the hat and thats the sound of the ice breaking, guys. How does that work for you . Better than anything else. A police in massachusetts issued a warning of a group of men who challenged three teen inning aers to a rap battle. He pulled up to the teen while the other 00 pants started asking if they wanted to, quote, spit some bars. Thats rap lingo. The police note although this was suspicious behavior and frightening