Rollerblade or that will eventually straight up murder you. Tom lets welcome our guest. Lori rothman. He looks like hes permanently auditioning for in orbits gum commercial. Comedian harrison greenbaum. Hes pushed more envelopes than mr. Mcnealy. Michael malice. His podcast is called misery loves company. British or its a stephen king a book club. Sitting right next to me, comedian kevin brennan. Okay, lets start the show. Tom liberals are so terrified of trumps america, some of them are learning how to fight. At the university of central florida, a group called the knights for socialism. Has it started a fight club. A flyer for the workshop proclaims kick their axes, stop the outright. Knights for socialism has decided to host a serious selfdefense clinic for anyone who wants to learn how to bash the fasch. The group is open to anyone but republicans, maybe republicans dont want to belong to this club. How did it go on sunday . Red eye was able to contain video from inside the workshop. Come with me, oh, yeah, were going to shake it out. Come on. A pony. Tom pony, thats my favorite part. Speak out the lady on the left was a republican . Tom lori, you kind of winced when we put Richard Simmons up there. Hasnt he been having some personal struggles lately . I havent heard an update as to his wellbeing. Tom you havent given us an update. I cover the stock market, not Richard Simmons. Tom hes great. Hes still alive. Tom i think hes doing fine. He still ponying. Do liberals have to get into this fighting, let me ask you, what is the rise in hate crimes, i dont know that thats happening. What i find so hyper critical about this group is theyre assuming that hate crimes will happen by at republicans, or trump supporters, solely because trump is now our president. Theyre trying to take proactive, preventative measures. There also have a critical because theyre saying, all right, we want to be inclusive, we want to fight for equal rights, yet we want everyone and everything only happening, the movie fight club, cant talk about fight club. There excluding the republicans. Thats my point. I was just helping her out. The first person dont talk about fight club. She tricked him. Do you see my notes, lori . Tom whats going on here . I dont see this rise in violence, where i get it, when you have a president whos grabbing a [bleep], you want to learn to block it. What year is it that we can say that question mike tom do they have to learn how to fight . I guess the idea is if you have a president who sort of stands for the worst impulses, its not an insane thing for these people want to be protected. Its always a thing from the rice that these people are delicate snowflakes, and now that theyre trying to beef up they targeting it from the other side. Tom do you think there snowflakes are not question mike i think theyre a bunch of snow flicks that can be a blizzard. You know how they always tell us that if you want to study trump youve got to study hitler, and the next time somebody tells me this im going to ask for book recommendations because these people dont know what theyre talking about. If they did know what theyre talking about, this is how you got mussolini. You had all the leftists out of control, and he came in and cracked down and gave law order. By all means let these cretins go out and burn down berkeley and see how that ends for them. We side at penn state, we saw when giuliani had a white democrats voting republican, we saw it in 68 with nixons election, it always ends on the side of law and order, because politics dont like discord. Tom when you mention mussolini, are you saying that beyond trump some other guys going to come in and be the mussolini . This is who comes in when you have civil unrest, you have someone to shut it down and restore a semblance of discourse. This organization is going to encourage people to punch feminists in the face in the name of equality, maybe we should listen to them. Are we going to be talking smart the whole show . Tom we dont even have to talk intellectual. Ill make it simple, bash the fash works for me because just like crack is whack work works. Put down the pipe and went back to my job at the 7eleven. Heres the point, i have no point. Slogans are catchy, of course. Tom if its fash it should be fasc. Speak of these people are socialist . If youre a socialist, if you punch one person do you have to punch everybody . Tom that is intellectual, that went over my head even. I think. It went over everybodys head. This is why you never work anywhere. Tom moving on to more fighting, like most fights among 12yearold boys, this one involves international politics. A group of middle School Students in missouri got in a school bus scuffle because one of them was wearing a red make America Great again hat, which some people associate with donald trump. What started as an argument turned physical. He just got so frustrated that he pushed me. And then what did you do . He kept hitting me and backing me up until i was at the window of the bus, and so i just had to push him out. Tom all three students involved have been suspended, the protrump boys isnt happy. My son being persecuted for having an opinion of his own, my son being berated and bullied and beat, literally beat, because he feels strongly about the world today. Tom thats not nice, is it . First of all, shes hispanic. This whole story is a big joke. Tom s is hispanic . Her first name and last name is karina and thats hispanic. Shes definitely hispanic. I was thinking she looked like melania. She might actually have to help build the wall. Tom her kid likes trump, all right, he shouldnt have to get in fights because hes wearing a hat. Her kid is 12 years old and she bought him that hat and put his hat on him. 12yearolds dont have opinions and they shouldnt have opinions, but they also should feel safe. You shouldnt be making fun of kids for what theyre dressed as, when i was an immigrant boy and my dad thought short shorts were appropriate to wear to school, i should have gotten those beatings. He doesnt deserve it. You were an immigrant and you wore short shorts . I didnt have a choice. You couldnt afford longer shorts . We could afford it but dad thought it was cool. Tom when theyre picking on you i did that, it didnt end well for me. Tom harrison, why are you and all your liberal friends picking on these kids . I would never advocate violence, but im happy were at a point in this country when we went from back in my day, middle schoolers beat up kids they thought were gay, two middle schoolers beating of kids who support a president they boys will be boys, thats all it is. Tom what do you mean by that . These are middle school boys, prepubescent, if theyre going to fight about the hat, theyre going to fight about sports teams, this happens all the time. I think the school did a good job by punishing all boys involved. Tom thats what they all always do isnt a . I never understood suspension, youre bad, take three days off. Okay, ill do it again. Tom did you get suspended much . I always tried to, i had no luck. Did you know how to throw a punch . I should have learned. Tom lori, i would have taken him to the hotel. Tom lori, youre the only one who made a really good point. I dont know if they picked up on it, but it doesnt have to do with politics, boys are going to fight about anything. You heard the mother with her whole political, shes on the political bully pulpit. Hes observing all of this stuff, hes got the hat, theyre on the school bus, its what they do. The fact that they got meditation or whatever they call it mediation. [laughter] tom harrison, stop picking on 12yearold boys. Moving on. Next story, everybody. Barack obama continues to lead our country on a path to ruin. Im sorry, old habits. Let me start again. Barack obama is on vacation. Yes, the former president and his wife michelle are staying at one of Richard Bransons private islands in the caribbeans. He tweeted that he challenged obama to a learning contest and posted a video. Tom great britain, 50. Can you come out one obama ran into an old coworker in the caribbean waters, what are the chances . By the end of the trip, obama had become quite good at waterskiing, take a look. Tom remember that gag . I can never forget. The one they hugged each other, then they hugged a girl. I chuckled. Tom he looks like hes having a good time down there, private island. First of all, he let the president in, can you believe it . Its like letting a hot girl win when youre on a date. Trying to knock the balls over, when you went to the state fair, you grew up in indiana tom i love the state fair. You think Richard Branson let barack obama win . Tom hes a competitive guy, he wouldnt do that. He let him win. Why would he beat him . He just let the president win, you let come of the president has to win. Tom hes not president anymore. Branson think hes bigger than the president , doesnt he . Our president , donald trump, is winning all the time. Im surprised you dont have the footage of Hillary Clinton flying alongside on her broom. Tom we dont have access to that. People complain that that barack obama took too many vacations, its a tough job, god bless him. Hes earned it, let him take vacations for the rest of his life. Look at what he deal with with whose are placing him in the white house. Tom harrison, he looks like hes having a good time. It seems like obama, i didnt like his policies as president , he seems okay fungi to hang out with. He looks like one of those ceos who gets the company right before it tanks. He got an actual literal parachute. Tom he doesnt agree with trumps policies. He think the country is going in a different direction, but everybody else a fake fight with a real billionaire instead of a real fight with a fake billionaire. [laughter] i gave up halfway through. Maybe he went to an island with Richard Branson so in case we get nuked in the next couple of weeks, hes safe. Tom we are safe, people im thrilled. For obama, on this vacation, because i have to tell you, i was put off when his office commented on the travel ban. I thought you know what, he needs to step back. Its not your place, at least for now. Give politics a break. Tom he had a he was against the travel ban, he was critical of trumps administration. He thought he wouldnt be able to come back from his vacation, he doesnt have proper papers. Tom looked, lori, its true, obama it was kind of unprecedented. Youre supposed to walk away. That would have been the classy thing to do. So he didnt, his office put out the statement, and every moment come on, you forget the first 100 days, within the first two weeks. I dont wanted to get into my opinion on the travel ban, but i thought go on vacation, go back and look there he does. Tom is he going to be able to keep from sticking his nose in the next four years . Probably not if thats any indication, but i do think that he will become relevant again, and i think hes going to play a strong role in rebuilding the democratic party. Tom you ever go down to one of those private islands brennan . You did aruba, didnt you question at i burn like craz crazy. I cant go out until about 5 30 p. M. , and thats when all the ladies are headed back. I go to the beach at 5 00 but its time to go. Tom coming up, what should you do if youre overwhelmed by a Trump Presidency . Other than watching red eye, of course. Next. Rodney and his new business. He teaches lessons to stanley. And thats kind of it right now. But rodney knew just what to do. He got quickbooks. It organizes all his accounts, so he knows where he stands in an instant. Ahhh. Thats a profit. Which gave him the idea to spend a little cash on some brilliant marketing ha, clever. Wow, look at all these new students way to grow, rodney know where you stand instantly. Visit quickbooks. Com. Good morning and live from americas news headquarters, im Jackie Ibanez in new york. The fate of President Trumps travel ban is now in the hands of the federal court. Tonights Circuit Court of appeals hearing oral arguments last night for and against the ban. Theyre expected to make decisions sometime this week, we are told. Washington state and minnesota filed lawsuits last week saying the ban is harming its resident residents. The Justice Department says the issue is a matter of National Security and is well within the president s authority. A seattle judges ruling friday put a hold on the ban nationwide. Cia director mike pompeo is scheduled to visit turkey thursday. According to turkish officials, the trip was arranged after a telephone conversation between President Trump and the turkish president. Pompeo is expected to discuss the u. S. Relationship with turkeys fighters louisiana declaring a state of emergency after a powerful tornado strikes southeastern parts of the state. The Violent Storm system injured at least 20 people, much of the worst damage is in eastern new orleans, which is still recovering from Hurricane Katrina at the moment. The storm wrecked homes and businesses, destroyed vehicles, and let some 10,000 customers without power. A violent ending to the manhunt for two people suspected in a two state killing spree. Cops catching up with the suspects at west point Georgia Motel after a standoff, one was found dead with a self inflicted gunshot wound and the other was taken into custody. The two are accused of killing one woman in florida and a third woman in alabama. Im Jackie Ibanez, now back to red eye. Enjoy. Tom her 22 year marriage did not survive donald trump. When her husband revealed to her last year that he was fully considering voting for trump, she fell out of love. He didnt even end up voting for trump, but as they say its the thought that counts, they divorced. She is just 1 of millions of americans who are overwhelmed because of the Trump Presidency. But it doesnt have to be that way. There is a list of what to do if you are overwhelmed by a Trump Presidency. You only need one breaking news notification, not 12. I totally agree with that. Read it news sources that arent designed to give you a heart attack. Ill give you one better, stop having heart attacks over the news. Three, eat whatever you want because fit. For, try to separate field from reality. That is a hard thing to do in todays world of fake news, but if you follow steps one through three euro be okay. Set up measurable measurable ge number of phone calls you can make to your representatives per week. Id suggest rounding that number out to zero. Watch everything Maxine Waters does. Wait a minute. Hold on, im beginning to suspect that this article was written by someone who i do not agree with politically, what should i do, throw a tantrum . Write a letter . Know, i shouldnt do nothing, i should ignore that point and move on with my life. And isnt it amazing, even though me and the author are polar opposites, we agree on 5 of 6 of the things you can do to remain happy and healthy in trumps america. You see, they didnt need to get divorced, they could have compromised. How about this, i suggest alternating waters. Maxine during the week, jesse on the weekends. [laughter] tom harrison . People dont agree, but they dont have to freak out. I dont think we agree politically, but were best chums. We are best ease, absolutely. Ive had your photograph on my mantle for years. Tom we worked comedy clubs together. We cuddle. Tom we havent done that. Our secret. Sue on harrison look, people getting divorced, its hysteria, is it not question mike she lasted 22 years, which is longer of any of trumps marriages. Shes beat him on that. Tom are you suggesting that she wanted out anyway, shes using trump as an excuse . Yes. He didnt even vote for him. That was the part where i kind of ive not gone on dates with people because i didnt want to have a fight during the day. But he didnt vote for him, what is the fight over . That he thought about it . Tom he said it just the idea. The idea that he would be thinking of supporting him. She wanted him out of the bedroom, she was tired of the snoring, probably wanted her own bathroom as well. 22 years, you want your own bedroom. Ive probably been married longer than all of you people. You want your own space sometimes. Tom i understand, that may be the case but i dont know. The antitrump hysteria, it runs deep. Youve seen it. This is not unique to antiterm, a lot of people are married to an insufferable shrew that thinks your role as who th there are plenty of republicans with marriages like this. Buy, buy, buy. [laughter] tom we didnt hear from him. He he was probably getting laid with someone much younger. Usually when you see a 70yearold couple that has problems with their marriage, its usually erections not elections. Not only did i like that, i got a small election out of it. Look at those arms on her, if my wife looked like that and she said im a done, i had to say im going, ive got my one way bus ticket, im out of here. Fix your arms and ill come back. Grandma arms, i mean unless shes a grandma, i think she is but still. Guys, enough. A im just saying come after a while you get sick of your wife, anybody. Ive got news for you, it works both ways. You get sick of your husband. My wife is artie told me shes sick of me. She put it on a posted on the fridge. Got a tattoo. People get sick of each other, just like were looking for an excuse. A trump a good one. Tom you dont think hes actually putting up marriages . I dont know what trump is doing. Tom you dont really have a problem with trump, right, you kind of like him . What does your wife think of trump . My wife hates trump, i always voted democrat and i started to shift with the transgender bathroom issue. I was like please, is that what we are about . My wife said youre not going to vote for trump, and i didnt vote. Tom whatever you have to do. Next up, halftime with tvs andy levy, and a brandnew episode of the red eye podcast is available. Subside now on itunes or on foxnewsradio. Com. Woof wuh [silence] [engine roars to life] [dog howls] dramatic opera music swells from radio [howling continues] tom welcome back, time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from tvs andy levy over on the red eye news deck. Andy weve got to speed this up. Ive got big plans tonight. Tom did it come in the mail or did you have to pick it up . Andy amazon, online retail. The lefty fight club. You claim these people are hypocrites, because theyre fighting for exclusion. But thats who theyre training to fight against. I think they should just have a self defense course on for everyone. Andy there trying to defend themselves you dont