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FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show January 25, 2016

Hes so tough, he uses a blow torch to dry his hair. Fox news contributor, and iraq and afghan war veteran. If being adorable were a crime, she would face life in prison. Legal analyst and fox news contributor. Hes sharp and funny like a wisecracking switchblade. Andrew schultz, you can see him on the mtv show guy code. Her liver thinks its living in a hobos body. Its joanne. And finally, hating things is her yoga. National review reporter, katherine timph. But first, it was a game of endorsement pingpong. Palin saying yes, National Review saying no, no, no. First, the palin poetry slam that channeled an aciddrenched mp. Media heads are spinning. This is going to be so much fun. You farm families, and teachers, and teamsters, and cops and cooks. You rock n rollers. And holy rollers and i got to say, yeah, ill go. Send me. You betcha. Some of their skirmishes that have been going on for centuries, where theyre fighting each other and yelling al akbar, calling jihad on everybodys head forever and ever. Can i get a hallelujah. Trying to follow that noise is trying to chase a drunk through an avalanche. The bigtime tea party embraces the biggest rhino of all. I say hurray. I feel gross if i spent years jeering people for not being a true conservative than embracing a man who loves auto bailouts, deficits, harry reid, charlie crist, Hillary Clinton. That doesnt sound much like a tea partier. When youre tired of losing, youll toss it aside like bad clams all over your khakis. A clan of conservatives derail the donald. Heres the spokesperson when asked if trump would make a good president. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Hairy little devil. Can we have the real point, please . Its up to conservatives who think that donald trump whatever his virtues are doesnt truly understand the ideas and principles that make this country great. Its up to those conservatives to stand up and say no, sorry, we oppose this guy. The issue is trumps nonconservativism. Its not a big deal trump isnt conservative, its so many people claim he is. Just be honest and everyone gets along. For the blind love and hate for trump, basically the same thing, emotions that override intellect and camouflage hypocrisy. Hang amnesty around rubios neck, but forget liberals liberal transgressions. These are people who once put conservativism first and now accusing others of putting conservativism first. Have it both ways. Trump must run, but as a democrat. Its the party he supported financially, and reflects half his beliefs. As a democrat, he would get more independents, more blacks, more women. He would unite a country and win. What trump has done is amazing. He exposed rightwing bomb throwers as all show. The greatest magician ever. He didnt pull a rabbit out of a hat, he pulled a rhino out of a grizzly. Here he is lets go to kat first because she works for National Review. How does it feel to be hated by the rightwing base . Yeah. Its great. Its so great. Ive been called a gop establishment hack, which is crazy, because im a libertarian. We always vote for ourselves anyway. It doesnt really matter. But trump has messed everything up with what anyone expected. Nobody knows what to do. Because cruz was going to be the antiestablishment guy. Now trump is antiestablishmenter. And christie is a rough and tougher talker guy. Its all a mess. But yeah, a lot of people hate me, but thats okay, because its still attention. Thats true. Thats all that matters. You have a lot in common with them, because you hate yourself, too. Yeah. Its how you improve. Welcome to the show for the first time. What do you make of this whole week . The National Review thing, the sarah thing, the whatever thing. The whatever thing, yeah. They stuck by their principles and said were going to be the conservatives. If only this is an election on a spectrum of conservatives and liberals. The insiders and outsiders, different from the inside. The folks who like trump dont like him because hes a conservative, they like him because hes blowing everything up. National review is doing what National Review should do as standard bearers. Sarah palin cant resist to be in the center again. In a way trump is like the guy in the slowmotion scene in the movies, walking out of a building and throws that bomb. And it just blows up behind him, and flames, and he walks. He doesnt notice it. He just keeps walking. Not a bead of sweat. His hand stands perfectly. My theory, if trump had run as a democrat, he would win. Because it would remove the stigma of blacks, hispanics and women voting for a republican. Does that make sense . It makes sense. But i still think he could win even as a republican. As pete adequately pointed out, its not about conservativism. Its not because hes reflecting conservative values. This question about sarah palin abandoning her conservative principles to support trump. I think she abandoned them the minute she quit her job as governor of alaska where she was going to effect change. No surprise there for me. Of course shes going to chase the guy who is the clear frontrunner. The trailer to the shooting star. Andrew, good to see you. Its been a long time. Good to see you. Its been too long. What do you make of this republican race so far . Youre a political mind. Honestly, you know what, i think we have a difference of opinion, but thats fine. Im going to support whoever backs el chapo. Thats really what i go for. Hes a gogetter. Im waiting for his extradition to america and then hell speak on behalf of cruz or rubio. Youre a oneissue voter. Im a oneissue voter. El chapo did call donald trump his amigo. He did . Yes, in his interview. Donald trump and sean penn. I dont like sean penns face, but i also dont like Donald Trumps face. I like marco rubios face. Are you turning this into a pageant . What is going on right now . But cruz doesnt cruz look like the little sea gull from the Little Mermaid . Oh, my god if you gave him a fork, hes like, oh, a comb. Thats far too cute. What are you doing watching the Little Mermaid . I dont even know what the Little Mermaid is. I thought it was a disorder. Joanne, do you think theres a lot of look at the National Review response. My feeling is, the reason why theyre angry, everybody has the same feeling. I call it the line cutter theory. When you sense somebody is cutting in line, it doesnt matter where, it could be a comedian that gets a better time than you. And you hate him for that. Because he cut in line. It could be something promoted before you. Any of that stuff. A line cutter you off. I think theyre off at trump. He cut in line. He jumped the fence. He came across the rio grande without paying his deuce as a conservative. Its not the way things are supposed to be done. Its like donald trump is a lasagna. There are lots of different ways to make a lasagna. But just because its not your grandmother eve old recipe, that you always eat, it doesnt mean its going to ruin your dinner. Stop it with the faux gluten allergy. Youre not going to stop eating italian if that lasagna is on the table. Its too much. Picking up on that lasagna metaphor, hes got layers. Liberal point of view. Conservatives. But you cant have a bowl of cereal and call it lasagna. Its got to have sauce and cheese, right . You dont have as many of the basic principles of conservativism, like less government, more freedom. Thats the conservativism. Im really hungry now. It is interesting, hes showing up at a bakeoff with a lasagna, and when he wins he pulls it back and its a bow cere cereal. Nobodys going to care that hes not a conservative because he won. Everybody on the right is so tired of losing, theyre losing their principles, saying, so what. Maybe hes our guy. But he is a Big Government guy. Hes for tariffs. Its interesting, you talk about the linejumping theory, i think youre spoton. Hillary clinton was really had her feelings hurt when barack obama super jumped the line and came out of nowhere. He was rewarded bigtime for it. Didnt hillary jump the line . She married bill. She jumped the line. Are. Two years longer than barack obama was. If you wait in line, they accuse you of being establishment. Thats right. Just go for it. Rubio didnt wait in line. Neither did cruz. Its not necessarily just a line. Conservatives like trump because partly because he loves america. Weve been under a regime of a president for the last seven years who doesnt. Very negative. Who believes were a problem. Trump sees america as a solution. Obama has seen america as a problem for the world. Because of the wars, and he thinks we have to look inward. Trump is now saying, its time to look outward. Its a pendulum. Barbara bush had this to say about the campaign. Jeb has been a very good father, a wonderful son, hard worker, his heart is big. When push comes to shove, people are going to realize jeb has Real Solutions rather than talking about how popular they are, how great they are. Hes doing it because he sees a huge need, and its not being sold by anybody. Of all the people running, he seems to be the one who could solve the problem. I think hell be a great president. Joanne, there was a dig in there for trump, talking about the popular guy. Its not always the popular guy. She said that her son seems to be you know when you get into a fight in high school, or in gram ar school, and your mother has to come and sort it out and make the two boys work out their problems. This wasnt an endorsement so much as it was her just trying to, i dont know, pat her son on the back and tell him its going to be okay. Yeah. How bad is it for jeb bush when you talk to a sound byte of jeb bush and it sounds like a nonse question tur. A bad time for good men. Thats right. Bad time for good men. Like the bad boys. Trump responded to National Review, kat. He called it a dying paper. But to be fair, arent we all dying . Its a magazine, we are all dying, i think about that quite a bit. But, you know, the thing is, thats so typical trump, right . He addresses the issues that were presented. The argument of saying, hes not a conservative. Lets talk about this issue. He just said, your paper is a loser. Totally deflected. And he destroyed you. He destroyed you, kat. Your career is over. I love to think he thought about me at all. But i dont think he does. Youre a girl, hes thinking about you. Oh, god. Up next, are Hillary Clintons emails now like her husbands females . 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She treats classified info the way her husband treats a nympho. The discovery of emails on her home server contained emails more sensitive than topsecret. She had a special access program. As the stuff gets out, covers could be blown. Intel could be lost, and people could get hurt. The discovery was described by an Inspector General in a letter to lawmakers. Heres Hillary Clintons response. Warning, its predictable. This seems to me to be, you know, another effort to inject this into the campaign. Its another leak. Im just going to leave it up to the professionals at the justice department. Because nothing that this says changes the fact that i never sent or received material marked classified. I say, hang her. Pete served in the military. Shes so lax about sensitive information. Thats got to be a concern for somebody like you, and like me. Right. Im a lot like you. Those lights are hot. This is a lot like afghanistan and iraq. This makeup dont run. Thats right. Im just a dumb infantryman. But we relied on this information. It is human intelligence for active operations. That means if youre using a homecooked server, people are able to spy on it. Youve got actual human beings in the field doing operations who they now know about. This whole b. S. Around it wasnt classified at the time. Anyone including just an infantryman knows it doesnt matter what the stamp is on the top of the sheet, what matters is whats in it. She knows that well enough to know theres stuff about that. Shes saying the average voter doesnt care. People say, i send email all the time. Like theyre like recipes from their aunt about a casserole or lasagna. Thank you. Actually, no, thats not i was trying to put words into your mouth, stephanie. You know what the biggest the micro is exactly what pete said. The experienced candidate has been there and done it. Its arguable that you did it terribly the first time around. Not a catchy narrative. Its going to work against her. We get that you got the, quote, experience, but whats the value of it. Her allies are painting sanders as a racist because he doesnt have any black people in his ad. Go to vermont. Arent there black people in vermont . Its the black families. No whites. But theres a black family. Theyre black. We occupy space everywhere. Yeah. Sorry, what were you saying . You strike me as a sanders guy. I do you know what it is. I want two president s. I want a president for america. Which is sanders. Because he cares about the people. He wants to give everybody college and health care and all this lovely stuff. And then i want another president for the world. You know, the goal of politics is like a prison yard. You take my guys, i have to blow you up. So you know not to take my guys. I dont think sanders is going to negotiate like a hostage situation well. Hes just going to, well, you have health care. Yeah, yeah. You need to have a jekyll and a hyde. I really believe that. You need look, youve been out there in the field. Its a different ball game across the sea. Like you cant i dont know i dont know our men and women in uniform are promoted by a colonel sanders. Joanne, everybody was focused on the gop spectacle. Perhaps we have a larger story. Trump were in those emails. If his name were in those emails, people would Pay Attention to it. If she is not lying, which she says shes not, then shes just inept. Shes not capable of doing this job. Remember, people have been criticizing obama for abusing his authority. Which is essentially what hillary is continuing to do with these emails. Were seeing it time and time again. Why wouldnt she continue to do that in the white house. Whats in the emails . Does anybody know . A lot of classified stuff. She hasnt released them all. Shes asked for another month. A lot of stuff of bill in a leather garment. The shocking thing is, hes fully clothed. You said a joke on the five the other day, and nobody laughed. Shocking email, bill fully clothed. I was like, kazing get the damn joke if she was smarter, she would use snapchat. Thats how we send news now. Right . Is that right . Okay, kat. No, no. Kat, youre seeing some kind of reverberations or rumblings among the feminists that maybe hillary isnt the best choice. Are they just going to vote for her anyway . Yeah, probably. They probably will. Its really, really, really sad. I dont understand why shes not in jail, right . Even avery went to jail for a rape he didnt commit. For some reason shes not in jail because of her privilege. The clinton machine is just so powerful. Even if she didnt technically break a law, she clearly doesnt care about national security. That should disqualify her. She shouldnt be able to run as a feminist when she actively ruined other womens lives. But thats okay, too. Everyone just kind of looks past everything. I dont know if she has a mind control thing going on, because thats really the only thing i could think of, the fact she can just get away with everything. She probably made you say that. Up next, the rules of the pool. No running, no diving into the shallow end, and no assaulting women. Is this how germanys getting its migrants to assimilate . The answer is probably yes. Why are you checking your credit score . Well you dont want to live with mom and dad forever do you . Breakfast noogie laughs how do i check my credit score . Credit karma, its free. Credit karma. Give yourself some credit. Its a class for the mysogynist abs. Courses have been set up in norway. Since 2011, teaching refugees, quote, a kiss is not a yes to sex. The program was started after public problems. Turns out some women have complained about harassment by migrants. They decided that posters were the answer because the world is going to hell. Anxiously awaiting the diarnot. I dont know where to go with this. Ebony, its a start, i guess. I know it looks outrageous, but i think this is a good thing. This is the only reason why. If youre going to have these people come over, they have different customs where theyre from. These arent customs. Theyre a crime. But there its not. Then they should be told not to come here. As somebody who, look, whatever works. If this helps mitigate the problem, then by golly, put the cartoons up. Weve got cartoons on the subway, same thing, whatever. Keep a man spread. This is man spread, by the way. Man spreading i should be able to spread all i want. Man spreading is not assaulting women. Pete . Dont look me here, look me in the eyes. Im a human being. I saw that poster hanging in the hallway for your show. Heres what it is. In the m

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