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FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show February 15, 2016

Ted cruz and a porn star, a story not as exercising as it sounds. We are discussing free speech and you wont believe what happened next. Sadly you probably will. Valentines day debate, actually this one will probably be forgotten. I have to bury the grifter in my drunk it is late. Enough applause. I know. Lets welcome tonights guests. Hes a hollywood legend like brando, burton and Charles Nelson riley. Show time series radon van legendary actor steven bauer. When he is not dancing shirtless in back alleys for nick receipt money he owns fox and friends weekend. It is tucker carlson. He irritates more bowels than a plate of chipotle, britain journalist and twitter player miley op lis. Her idea of a balanced breakfast is a shot and a beer joanne November Shin ski. Katherine tip as always. In a moment of supreme cowardice Ted Cruz Campaign pulls an ad after the actress in it did soft core porn. I voted for a guy who was a party hero and played patty cake and cut a deal on amnesty. Does that make you feel angry . Maybe you should vote for more than just a pretty face next time. Thats amy lindsay. She starred in kinky sex clubs and sashable exception and sex spa 2 which i hear is not as good as sex spa one. I never saw these pictures. I only watched disney films while volunteering for sick people in soup kitchens. A reporter recognized her. His wife must be really proud. The staley column reporter has a hobby that involves thin plots and lots of kleenex. Defense campaign pulling the ad had she known about her past she wouldnt have been hired. Thats christian. Heres a woman who turned her life around, if you consider doing campaign ads a step up from porn which i dont and you punish her. The message seems to be if you are doing pornography now dont bother stopping because you are never going to get a Second Chance in life. You are damaged for good. She did far worse than smut. She once starred in star trek voyager which is essentially soft born for finger sniffing dorks in a bedridden fart blanket. Compare to what she does for present day stuff. Have you seen girls it seens soft porn seem like the 700 club. Who does amy remind you have anyway . She was lost and now she is found. She saw the light after living in darkness. Sounds like donald trump, doesnt it . Once to the left of harry reid hes now a fire breathing righty. Hes your daddy. If we accept hes capable of change, why not amy . Trump should hire her. Seriously. If cruz had any guts he would laud her for changing her life. He wont. If you are christian what would jesus do . He did for give prostitutes. Political ambition out weighs following your faith. She is 2016 eights Mary Magdalene and we are not that for giving any more. Thank you. I want to go to the actor first. Joanne no, i am kidding. Steven one of the greatest actors ever. She was an actress. She was doing a role. Now she is being punished for actually doing Something Better than just a role. Poor thing. I feel for her and i think its a big miss sake by the cruz campaign. I like cred cruz as a person but he has people working for him that are too high and mighty. I dont think thats the right approach to this country and this society pulling an ad because the girl did some soft stuff. You have done far worse . I have done harder stuff. You have done a lot harder stuff. I saw the amateur videos you did in the 70s. I wore a mask. I wore masks when i watched it. Rubber gloves. Tucker, wouldnt a faithful christian like yourself embrace this woman and proclaim it and make it a good thing . Of course. I dont know if you were joking but i agree with every single word of that. This woman was you were totally sincere. She is a cruz fan and you are the candidate and the wrap against you is you will do or say anything you are hal low and crave enthis doesnt help. The reporter that found this he heard it from a friend of his. Thats what he told me. He is not the off fish in aed doe of soft born. Thats what he claims. Who watches soft core pornography . People at the marriott. Dont you agree this is a great opportunity for donald trump to hire this. Call it daddy. Dont you think i should do that . Is he missing an opportunity . The guy was a soft porn american. I mean think goo is such a hypocrite. It is cruel and mean and it is slush amy. Trying to turn her life around. I agree completely. Theres no problem with this. This is the American Dream, isnt it . You do what you can you hustle. One day you have a 4 and a half minute appearance on campaign. Because you once smooched on screen. Hollywood actors have done worse things in movies than she did in the videos. I found it appalling. In girls on hbo the sex scenes are unbelievable. I watch them so many times they disgust me. You know what you write . It is the American Dream to do amateur porn and turn your life around. Lack at kim kardashian. I dont know what kind of feelings they are. I cant read you. I am going to take that as a compliment. I am so sick of this unnecessary broodishness. This is why young people dont want to go conservative because only lame people allowed. They are saying this happened because we didnt vet these people . You did not save your first kiss for marriage. Come on. Just yesterday you were seen with somebody who is reportedly on Birth Control . You need to leave as soon as possible. Get over it. I am humiliated. Joanne, hopefully you will never have to enter the world of Adult Entertainment but wouldnt you be happy to know if you did there might be a way out for you . Definitely. I like options, greg. Cruz had to pull this. He had to. When you are endorsed by the head of the Family Research council you have to. But that is not a bad thing. Amy is doing well for herself. You will now have the career you always wanted. You werent going to get it from the cruz add but now you will. She will get a much better contract with Vivid Entertainment. If you are laughing you know what that is and shame on you. No one should know what Vivid Entertainment is. Trump says he pulled a negative ad hitting ted cruz. The ad never aired publically. My intern was able to track it down in between back rubs. Where the hell did that snake come from . I am donald trump and i approve this message. Trump is running a new ard in South Carolina it is a new one actually hitting immigration. Judge shaw was a 17yearold football star gunned down outside of his home. His killer, an illegal immigrant gang member who just got out of prison. His dad is supporting donald trump for president because he knows he will end illegal immigration. Trump is the only one saying, you are going to be dealt with. We are going to enforce that. We are going to enforce that. Thats a beautiful thing. I believe donald trump wants to make us great again and he loves america. All right steven. He is so smart. He is so smart. He knows his audience. Yeah, he does. I am not even sure he knew it was going to be as big as it was. He had a hunch and he went with it. Thats his way. I have a hunch, too, but thats why i wear sweaters. Does he even needs ads at this point . Hes on tv 24 7. You cant reiterate the point it is not just about his hair or wealth or attacks on the other candidates he has positions nobody else is talking about that need to be talked about. Compare this to the way democrats are wouldnting black votes they are saying i got the Congressional Black Caucus somebody i never heard of is on my side. This is a direct threat he is saying to you and your family. They are unkerr duting your ages i am against it. Which is the more res sant message . The latter. I think you have a keen sense of his appeal. You call him daddy. I do. I believe sanders and trump i am trump sexual. I know you are. You call him daddy. I think this is prophetic, because i think sanders is for the left the daddy of nurture and for the right trump is the daddy who is stern. Does that make sense . Any Political Movement that any political personality that attracts frat boys to sassy gay british columnists theres Something Interesting going on there. It is something the majority media would scoff about and say we cant endorse this horrible popular, sleazy character. This guy captures the imagination of conservatives under 50. It doesnt even like them on the rare occasions they dont exist. I try to right for people over 50 unlike most conservative journalists and they love him. They love him. You know who else conservatives love . Adolph stevens. Really great guy. Joanne, thoughts . Yeah, i think, too, why people are responding to is people talk about the pc bowl, he doesnt have the filter we all like. Thats why we go to bars and drink a lot. Wloef a crowd and we start saying things that are on our mind acnd more shots and energy. Thees what a trump rally is. Thats his town hall. People love it. You speak are experience except you are at empty bars alone. I still talk to many people. Last word to you cat is this scaring you or encouraging the fact that he could be the nominee . I am a libertarian so i hate them all. I disagree with him on completely with this immigration. I am a reasonably compassionate human being, but that was a great ad for what hes trying to do. When that family agreed to talk i am sure he was like, yes, yes, yes. It really worked for what he is trying to do which is scary. I am always scared. Thats what the pills are sore, cat. Remember i told you to keep taking them. Double it up this time. Twitters new trusted Safety Council. Is it thought police or is it thought police . I am aware i said the same thing. I have a problem. The things i learned while watching last weeks Clinton Sanders debate. I have a crack in my creel and i need to vacuum all of the glitter from last weeks party. Ive been on my feel all day. Im bushed yea me too. Excuse me. Coming through ride the gel wave of comfort with dr. Scholls massaging gel insoles. Theyre proven to give you comfort. Which helps you feel more energized. All day long. I want what he has. And i make dog chow in denver, vcolorado. Es nick one of my fondest memories of khloe is the day we got her. I knew right there she was gonna be a great dog. Khloes a big influence on the family. She loved lincoln from the start. Shes his little protector. I trust dog chow to keep khloe healthy because i see the high Quality Ingredients that go into it. The standards that we follow are top notch. I trust dog chow enough to feed it to my dog every single day. She talked about getting the approval or the mentoring of henry kissinger. Henry kissinger is not my friend. Kissingers actions henry kissinger. I know journalists have asked who you do listen to on foreign policy. It aint henry kissinger. Thats for sure. That is final. Its true the democratic debate was as boring as watching your phone recharge, but remember it is the boring stuff that kills you like socialism it puts you to sleep with deadliness. The wig revelation hard lines like sanders say the country is screwed after 7 years of hard line progressivism. He sounded like a right winger bashing an agenda like obama. Hillary dressed like a jar of mustard called him on it. The kind of criticism we have heard from senator sanders about our president i expect from republicans. I do not expect from someone running for the democratic nation. Madam secretary that is a low blow. When asked which part of government they would cut both couldnt bring up anything. It was lake asking which limb they would like removed. Hillary talked about the poor coal miners. Why are they poor hillary . The white house targeted the district for two terms. Sanders used the phrase over policing unleashing a long segment bashing Law Enforcement and incarceration. Then the men in blue are far worse than jihadists are in black. As for terror sanders spent more time bashing henry kissinger. His followers dont know who he is. Isis, the best part sanders actually lost delegates to hillary even though he won new hampshire. There is your redistribution of wealth, bernie. Not socialism. All right. Thank you. You are cuban or so he you claim. Still cuban. I am looking at you you cuban. You are a cuban cigar. Socialists running for president. This has got to drive you crazy. It is almost unconceivable to me in this country with the constitution the love of the constitution and the fight for democracy. The many blarings examples of the failure of socialism around the world that belled encourage this man. The young people that are following him. They are completely innam mored of his ideas and his thoughts without knowing what they mean. I feel like when i see Young Sanders supporters they need to be de programmed. In the 70s you hire someone to kidnap your kid from the christmas. Not that that didnt happen to me. The argument is socialism hasnt been perfected yet. Do it again it will be better. I like that he blows up the idea of identity politics. You vote for someone who looks like you. Heres the oldest guy running for anything being supported by children. I thought he was going to go after spur row agnew. Henry kissinger . He wasnt crying. It is actually kind of beautiful. Theres a universal quality. Killer mike is supporting sanders. It is amazing identity politics in unity. Didnt say anything about the trendy fashions. It is only economics. A woman too old it is too bad to get one. It is a problem with both of them they have so little grasp on any kind of economic reality. It doesnt compare to the Popular Support to daddy. I am just saying. What you discover is these voters are quit politically promiscuous. They dont necessarily care too much about policy. People dont vote for trump or sanders because of anything they specifically say. Some its the establishment. My hope is sanders is going to cost hillary a fortune then drop out. Then come over to daddy. Come to daddy. Should have been his motto since day one. All right cat. Sanders and trump were kind of the same thing. They are both auto kratz for sexualized planned parenthood. I hate socialism, but i actually obviously. But i actually find myself liking sanders when i watch these debates because i am overwhelmingly hatred for hillary clinton. I had to stop watching when she said i care about care about criminal justice because gave my first speech of the campaign about it. You spent the 90s being prison happy. Too many people in prison. You put people there. I am sure they say my life is ruined but i like your speech. I am shaking with hatred. You are shaking with someone. Joanne, i saw progresses condemning obamas policies and then basically pushing for more. Thats like saying you have emphysema you should really smoke. Seems counter endue tive. The world is full of hypocrisies. I sometimes do support those. I have a great analogy for millennials. Socialism is like my crappy selfie. Then you taken stau gram filter bernie you put it over the crappy selfie that is socialism. Suddenly i get a million likes. What i need for that photo to be good is photo shop which is trump. Here you go. Wow. Impressive metaphor. Up next joanne and katherine the cutthroat valentines die debate you never knew you wanted. Its a topic special report refused to cover. Heartburn no one burns on my watch try alkaseltzer heartburn reliefchews. They work fast and dont taste chalky. Mmm. Amazing. I have heartburn. Alkaseltzer heartburn reliefchews. Enjoy the relief. Terry bradshaw . What a surprise you know what else is a surprise . Shingles. And how it can hit you out of nowhere. I know. I had it. Thats why im here. Cmon lets sit down and talk about it. And did you know that one in three people will get shingles . I didnt know that. I did. Hes on tv saying it. But have you done anything . all no. Thats why im reminding people like you to ask your doctor or pharmacist about your risk of getting shingles. Because if you had chickenpox then the shingles virus is already inside you. all oooh. Whos had chickenpox . Scoot over. Me too when i got shingles i had this ugly band of blisters and look that nasty rash can pop up anywhere and the pain can be even worse than it looks. So talk to your doctor or pharmacist. We all in . all yes good, cause if not were gonna watch highlights of my career 12 hours straight. I know, talk about pain. Seriously now, talk to your doctor or pharmacist today about a vaccine that can help prevent shingles. Welcome back to the 2016 valentines day debate. I am your moderator william de vain. This is how men would react when they hear it is valentines day in a perfect world. But in reality this is how men usually react on february 14th. Rad clearly it is painful. Joanne nose sh joanne notch notsuchinsknosuchi. The country reportedly spends 2 million on flowers 1. 7 on candy and exchanges 180 million greeting cards written by inmates i will have you know on valentines day. I am going to go to you first joanne. Isnt this great for the socalled economy . Yes, greg, economics growth tends to slow in the winter months. We need this holiday in mid february. Spending money on presents for your loved ones, family members, friends, it shows you not only loves them but you love your country as well. Got bless america. How many hours of law in order reruns woudo you watch al in your a apartment . I have moved on to toddlers and tiaras now. We have questions from viewers. Greta from wisconsin. The countrys marriage rate is at an all time low yet haft of the marriage proposals happen on valentines day. Isnt it crew sucial to saying family units. Everyone better enjoy the bliss now because it is downhill from there. According to a 2013 study happily married couples gained more weight than unhappily married couples. Congratulations you are either going to have a failed marriage or a fat marriage. Lets take another viewer question. Heres a woman named megan from new york. According to a 2016 report 11,000 children are conceived each year on valentines day or the following neve i myself am a november baby. Figure it out. Wouldnt you say this benefits our country children are our future. I have never heard that before. That was a great question. Thank you for that. Population growth encourages economic growth. We are birthing a great labor force which will be a good thing years to come. Conceiving a child in love you are setting that baby up for a lifetime of success. No conceived out of love is making us weak. We need people to be conceiving babies on strong days like the victory at yorktown anniversary. Using that logic you should be conceived on Donald Trumps

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