[ applause ] lets welcome our guest, his so sharp his words give you paper cuts, writer, producer and founder of ricochet. Com, a great website, i go there all the time. Shes so brainy zombies are constantly following her. Jessica tarlaw. He uses a cruise ship as a bath toy. Lovely. And if you dont have anything nice to say, then your National Review reporter catherine its hooey in st. Louis. It is trump the terrible versus clinical clinton. Its like terminator ii but with only one robot. Who needs to win . Most agree hillary won the first debate, especially after trump wallowed in this beauty queen story like lou dobs in a nude mud bath. Hillary enjoyed a bump in the polls but then came the debate with mr. Interruption. Contributions from foreign governments. You are trumps apprentice. Hillary clinton expanding the instead of you violating the constitution. We cant know for certain who these people are coming from syria. Yes, we can. If we dont know we dont let them in. She is more amped than an eel chuggi chugging cola. Trump surprisingly took no credit. Mike pence did an incredible job. Im getting a lot of credit because thats really my first socalled choice. My first hire. Guess i should have looked at that first. Sundays debate is different. Its a town hall. Questions come from the folks in the audience. So the question for hillary becomes what are folks . Do they bite or are they magical creatures made of candy . Trump had a town hall on thursday night as practice. This has nothing to do with sunday. Were just here because we just wanted to be here. All right. I was wrong. Hillarys going to do what she did the last time. Shes going underground to prepare but consider this. This week the washington freebie con out lined how topics on the steve harvey would go. Here she is talking about the first time she saw bill. I went over and said if you are going to keep looking at me and i am going to keep looking back we ought to least know each other. I thought that was the proper thing to do. That was smooth, a player move. I didnt know that at the time. That was spontaneous as a military parade. No one should expect hardhitting stuff from steve harvey, not with that mustache. Hillary doesnt do spontaneity. Check out this nonregulared question at a rally in p. A. Im brennan and im 15. At my school body is image is a big issue for girls my age. I see the damage donald trump does when he talks about women and how they look. As the first female president how would you undo that damage and help girls understand they are so much more than what they look like. Oh, thank you thank you. Im so proud of you for asking that question. Thats impressive. Until you find out the childs dad is a Democratic State senator that endorsed clinton over sanders but im sure he didnt help her with that question and my face is made of marshmallows. Hillary is as improperty prompt tu as a moon landing. If someone throws her a curve ball can she hit it or will she have a canned answer that makes siri seem like a free spirit. Either way i cant answer because i didnt write an end to this. Period. After i write that, theres always breaking news. This happened as we went to tape. A video surfaced from 2005 in which you can hear donald trump making sexually charged comments about women. The comments, leaked by the washington post, were caught on a hot mike was trump was talking with billy bush of access hollywood. Im automatically attracted to beautiful. Just kissing them, like a magnet, just kiss. I dont even wait. When you are a star they let you do it. You can do anything you want. Grab them by the [ bleep ], do anything. All right. Well, in a statement trump said this was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course, not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended. I apologize if anyone was offended. Thats not really an apology. An apology is im sorry i said that. Hillary clinton tweeted the comments were horrific. All right. Rob, how bad is this . For everyone in america it is terrible. We have to pretend that people who have heard stuff like that before are horrified. Every has to say thats horrific, oh, my god, i cant believe anyone talked that way. And then billy bush sounded like steve carrell. And trump cant do the apology right. It is awkward. These are the two people that america has coughed up to run for president. We have to watch it for the next 30 days. I want out. I know. I want out. I want out. I want out. [ applause ] jessica, lets face it, the people that already love trump, this isnt going to bother them. The people that hate trump this will reinforce their hate. It is pretty bad. I have three older sisters, i dont like hearing that [ bleep ] i cant believe i swore. Thats horrific, your language is horrific. I would never vote for you. I think what we have been seeing is a shift with independent voters going from hillary to trump. He was leading in high doubledigits with them and now it is low single digit. She is up plus 30 with College Educated white women. And thats where you will see the change. The trump base is with them and thinks it is funny and the 45i69ers, the liberals on the other side will go nuts a about it and i will be tame but it is exciting. It is a big deal, is it not . First of all, i have lived in a locker room most of my life and we might have said some things but when we talk about conquest, positive things that happened. If anyone listened to that conversation there are two guys that dont score a lot. Thats number one. Thats not how you talk as a retired conquerer. Dont talk that way. Second, the apology, he broke the bro code. He named another guy. Yeah. Thats not cool. Yeah, i did it even if it is bill, when you get caught you dont come on, stanley, you did it too. The apology was bad. Hes not running against bill clinton which seem to be confused about and its not like we cant have a conversation about what bill clinton did that is inappropriate. It is what hillary did to the women accused of sexual assault. When he invoked bill clinton in the apology i thought that didnt make a lot of sense. He broke the bro code. No one care that he broke the rule. You take your punishment. It wasnt just crude and vulgar. If you walk up and grab someone in the [ bleep ] thats assault. Literally assault. It is not like that is gross, crude, thats assault. So thats not okay. The whole thing is a huge mess. It will continue to be a mess every election we have now we have social media and hot mikes. I dont know what i have been recorded doing throughout my life. Im serious. I can never run for president. I think this is the discourse we will see surrounding elections more and more. We are putting the course in discourse. You just made that up. No, i just thought it would be clever to say that. I was going to say, this is a friday, should i lets do it now. You broke the code. You broke the time code. The end of the week. The end of the week, probably for the next three weeks, an email dump. It happened and no one noticed. Hillary clintons emails and you know her headquarters in brooklyn they have more than this tape ready to go and this is not a coincidence. They are going to release it every time there is an email link there will be a trump audio leak until this nightmare is over and its leak versus leak. Can we talk about something positive, mike pence. Did mike pence create a new brand . Mike pence did something crazy, he was president ial. Yes whether i agree with him, whether i agree with everything he said, he came off how someone running for the highest office should. Yeah. He even did something, again, crazy, he agreed with his opponent. He said i agree with what you have to say, i feel this way. They shook hands. The debate was over. They exchanged ideas and shea shook hands a the end. If that is tthe debate you shou have watched. This is him after the debate. Help is proud of himself. I want top apologize, im running a few minutes late. I would have called sooner but tim kaine called me five times. He would be a hell of a host at a prayer brunch. Were you impressed . Refreshing . Definitely, especially after the last one. The fights that people get on couches on reality tv shows. Thats what the president ial debate reminded me of. The Vice President ial debate, they are at a table, people forget in 2000 when Joe Lieberman and dick cheney people said either one of these guys id rather be president. But back then he was considered grown ups who should be president. When i was watching the debate kaine reminded me of the guy, the stranger who sits next to you on a plane who talks to you. The whole time on an overnight flight. Even with your head phones on. The bathroom. Pence is the stranger who sits down and leaves you alone and you almost want to say hello to him because hes an ice man. What is an ice man . I think kaines instructions were you have to show personality, kid. You have to keep, attack, attack, attack. I think it was that more than personality. I think kaine was out of his comfort zone. I dont feel hes a former laur and hes done well being that guy that you kind of like. Kaine is a tough guy to hate. Yeah. Yeah. He wasnt himself. His strategy should have been to say be more in sorrow than anger. Im sorry that you a great governor of a state, a social conservative and family values has to defend this pig. That should have been his attack and it wasnt. That is a good point. He reminded me of a classmate, the kid that after christmas got back to school to brag about how his presents were better than yours. Didnt you have this thing . Yeah, i really hate when people are like that, because i didnt get that much stuff. It doesnt matter. Can we talk about that, though. It doesnt matter the vp choice. No one cares. I dont know why we have them, i guess in case the president dies but nobody cares. It doesnt matter. They did a great job. It is meaningless like life itself. Somebody is in an unusual mood tonight. I disagree with your analogy. He is not like the kid who bragged about having presents hes the kid you are forced to go to his Birthday Party and his mom made everyone go and everyone sing happy birthday to me and no one wants to we are forced to because your mom made you go because his mom asked her. A lot of childhood stuff coming out here. This is not just a couch for ar talk show i do a lot of therapy after the show. A little pachouli. A story so incredible you will probably say in response, thats incredible. Check out these two fighting over politics. They are not alone. Is this election killing your friendships . I hope so. Friendships are overrated. I had that dream again that i was on the icelandic game show. And everyone knows me for discounts, like safe driver and paperless billing. But nobody knows the box behind the discounts. Oh, its like my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. Of course i save people an average of nearly 600, but whos gonna save me . [ voice breaking ] and thats when i realized. Im allergic to wasabi. Well, i feel better. Its been five minutes. Talk about progress. [ chuckles ] okay. Well, you have no friends by elections ebb end. A Monmouth University poll claims 7 of americans are or one in 14 people has already lost a friend over this president ial election. 70 of american 1r0e9ers also say this Years Campaign has brought out the worst in us, no kidding. Any way so whats special about this election that is ripping friends from friends . Some blame social media. The playground for opinion that devofls in to online bullying and simmering grudges. Before social media maybe they didnt know how dumb or insane your old friends from high school were. Now you do because they send you crap you dont want to read. It could be candidates that created conflict in their parties. The point you dont lose friends unless you kind of agree with them at one point. Once you are likeminded pal and you diverge strongly its personal and curtains. Its sad but true. I lost a dear friend myself because of the 2016 campaign. Yeah. We just dont talk anymore. We dont talk anymore. All right. Tyrus, would you ever dump a friend because you disagree politically. Most dont disagree because im bigger than them. This has divided friendships, neighborhoods, businesses, cities, it is anarchy, dogs and cats living together. It has become people cant agree anymore. You can put some on the candidates but Mainstream Media always push the disagreements and its so far to one side or the other we where when it is over you cant agree with donald trump and Hillary Clinton. You cant say, hey, cat, i dont like Hillary Clinton but her stance on school is cool, she will come back with how dare you, im a libertarian. I dont hit people, generally. At least in public. Do you agree with him . It is the fact we have off on our own . Keep in mind this was self reported. People were saying i lost a friend because of the election. First thing i thought is it really because of the election or are you just garbage as a person thats why you lost a friend . If you lost a friend, its because of my political beliefs, no, maybe because you are awful. I think theres more to the story like oh, yeah, i support donald trump but, oh, and you slept with her husband. Its never been that simple. I have been annoyed with people because of the election but its always something. Thats true. Rob, thoughts you have, you have lost friends, havent you . I havent really. I have gotten rid of friends i didnt really like. Exactly. It depends we have this friend list on facebook that is insane. We dont know who these people are. We are arent losing a friend but a weird link on a social media site. I know every friend on my facebook, all 5,000, john and john, an annie on there. You just got unfriended. The studies show that people when they rank their Close Friends its never symmetrical. You have 33 of people who you say are Close Friends dont think you are a close friend. So we are learning that maybe our friends are jerks or maybe we are the jerk. Maybe we have too many friends. Maybe you should have 12 friends in your life and thats fine. Thats what people say when you get out of college you have a few great friends and that carries through, and that carries through work life and then bernie and hillary divide was massive. On the right, too. Donald trump versus never trump. You were right, greg, the only people who know each other and are friends and family can hate each other with that intensity. If you are in ireland and Northern Irish or southern irish, you hate each other with intensity more than you hate the other. If you are in yugoslavia, for 80 years the minute the borders come up you end up killing your neighbors. People are basically a terrible species. I agree with that. Of course you do. Okay. So its like trump has caught a great divide. I think more than the sandersclinton. I think we got it together pretty well. I dont know what will unfold at this point. We will have to watch bill. Any way i dont know what that means. I do. Sandersclinton there were ideological things there. He is extremely left wing and she is only lying about not being left wing. She is like what do you want many ito lie about. I can do that. The thing about trump, it is not what he believes or doesnt believe it is certain people that used to criticize you for your lack of ideology. A earn that called you a rhino or squishy that fall behind trump who falls behind trump who is probably the biggest rhino since nelson rockefeller. Im not says a as a criticism, im not an ide. It is burn the house down versus everyone else. This is either a change election or the same. Trump was the only one who was going to go out there and be like im going to turn washington on its head. I dont think it will happen. Not all burn the down the house people are Trump Supporters though. Theres the die hards, his road dogs, like my friends. I have Three Friends that are my road dogs. We do everything together and dont disagree. Casual friends who come on board and when you get in certain situations you dont have the bond, i dont like you, i dont like you either, dont tell me how to vote and you are not friends because you were never really friends. They like to make fun of uneducated white folks. NonCollege Educated. Not uneducated. Got to third grade and said [ bleep ]. A lot of intelligent people. Ask people if you can borrow 500 bucks. The ones that are your friends will do it. The story so hot it will fry your eyeballs in to little eyeball pancakes. What is Hillary Clintons secret weapon . If you said al gore you are probably right or drunk. He made a sillily warning about global warning. I speak of Leonardo Dicaprio who previewed his new movie at the white house with president obama by his side. He shared his feelings about Climate Change skeptics. If you do not believe in Climate Change you do not believe in facts or science and empirical truth and therefore, in my humble opinion, should not be allowed to hold public office. Thats a humble opinion . Only if humble means full of [ bleep ]. I kid the guy that once had bun that squirrels once lived in. Al gore will help hillary appeal to millennials concerned about Climate Change. Im sure he will get around on a solar powered pogo stick. We caught up with gore for comment. I find the Climate Change debate tedious because no one is listening to each other. What dicaprio said was first off wrong. To say the science is settled is a violation of the first rule of science. You are supposed to welcome skepticism. The entire Scientific Method is based on being proven wrong, right, cat . Thats true. It doesnt matter how he thinks we should decide whos elected. His opinion doesnt matter at all. Al gore all the millennials have been waiting for is al gore. What kind of insane idea is that . I remember two things about al gore, him taking credit for the internet and the problem with hillary and the reason people are going to bernie policy, is she is establishmenty and the old ilk and those things. She will bring back something super establishy. What are you doing . Seriously. You raised your hand like a good classmate. Theories are unproven. It is man made and the course of Mother Nature in our planet. It could be a combination. But we dont know. We dont know. Some people feel if it is man made we have to make changes. The others say it doesnt matter