President obama why wouldh meddling. The revelations would have guaranteed hillarys presidency. We would all be sitting at home right now, throwing up. Could our beloved obama collud colluded . Not like they were best is, more like worst is. They got along like hot sauce. Maybe, maybe this was payback for clinton sparking the birther truth, i mean rumor. To which i say, well done mr. Obama, if that is your real name. Anyway, putin denies involvement. [inaudible] so, how did cnn respond . Of of course the fact checked of putin. It was at the poor guy who gave putin that bad info is probably dead. Of course, theyre going to send suicide, yet igor was so distraught over his mistake in the back of his head, six times meanwhile, its nice to see the left caring about the evil russians maybe they talked about that. Vice president mike pence says he had no idea about any of that, never, what . That shocking. Never heard any of it, and thats why somebody has decided to leak a portion of his 2005, tax return. And that is how and why we got it tonight. She is working it. It makes me wonder, why, why now to know what today is . I have here my hand the calendar. Take a look at today. It is april 1. So whats in my hand now. Whats in my hand a Wikipedia Page. With her date of birth, which is april fools day. Rachel maddow was born on a day celebrated by day with of hoaxes. A day that marks fake news. Coincident . It is also john goslins birthday. I hate john goslin. Back to our Wikipedia Page which i printed an exclusive printing for my exclusive computer. If you look closely, youll see the place of birth. She is born in a valley, a valley in california within miles of a river. The russian river. [laughter] back in 2014, russia tried to block the olympic anti doping effort and what sport . What would you do in a river . You might swim. Who was an avid swimmer . You guessed it. What about this valley she was born in . Castro valley, fidel castro, he established ties in russia hoping to replicate his murderous dictatorship. He seemed to anticipate rachels every move. Like putin, whose dissertation was on economics. It was 20218 pages long. I want you to let that number sink in 218, on episode 218 of rachel show, who was her guest . This man. Mr. Anthony weiner. He helped run Hillary Clinton after it was revealed he had hillarys emails on his filthy, filthy laptop. Anthony weiner, how convenient. Could russia plan the whole thing with the help of someone signaling when the time was right . In russia, weiner is often called a kielbasa, on december 24, 2015 the day before christmas, maddow tweeted this. I know it will be a hassle to fly with the fresh kielbasa, but how much hassle . Who would tweet that about kielbasa, unless it was a tipoff to the russians about weiner. To sabotage Hillary Clinton on the exact same day, the father of the soviet union dies. He was only 94, rachel. Why . It was also Ricky Martins birthday. The day of the pigs. Kielbasa, Anthony Weiner, assault rifles, ricky martin, it is all coming together like the word batter that makes the deadly cake for sinister figure on a dark day, based on lies. [laughter] happy birthday rachel. You deserved it. [applause] [applause] we need to welcome our guests. This man has written more books than i have read. Celebrated journalists, the great pj orourke, it is called how the hell did this happen. Probably the best writer of my generation. Like an emergency room dr. He will leave you in stitches. Actor, writer, comedian, janie. [applause] she considers deliverance and romance. A national writer, cat. And the Sahara Desert is a sandbox, welcome tyrus. [applause] tj, you grew up on the russians were really bad. In the left love them. So you and i were the enemy in the cold war, the russians were their friends. Was this outrage hard to swallow. Yes, you nailed it, now that russia is kind of a regular country, we are just doing regular evil stuff instead of a vast network of james bond level evil stuff. Now that they are just a stinky country, like all of the rest of the countries. The left has gotten really noticing inequality. Greg they also had free stuff like free healthcare and everybody was poor. That was the quality. Jamie, what you make of this russian thing . I know you were in alaska so of course, you can see russia. First of all i loved your monologue. It brought me back, i was in heavy metal band in high School Called hot sauce. So it took me way back. I have to tell you one thing, seeing Anthony Weiner brought back so many fond memories of his time in the news. It makes me think of your last name is weiner and you like sending pictures should you pronounce it different. Like this is my associate, i was still avenging the death . Doesnt make it cool like a secret with russia. Greg its actually kind of fun cap watching this on full. Its like a nonstop soap opera. Were not sure where it will go next. I actually think there may not be much there. Ray, obviously if all of the things did happen that Rachel Maddow is insinuating happen, that would be bad. That would be very bad. She wants them to be true because she can get ratings and everything. She just grasps at. It has become so politicized. We should all be united in the fact that it would be bad if these things were true regardless of what you think of trump, Rachel Maddow. Greg thank god we did not do that with obama. [applause] , libertarian. Greg they always say i dont do anything bad. But i do have the freedom to do so if i choose. Greg that is true. At any moment in time. Tyrus what is your take on the event . And wrestling we tend to build the bad guy to beat him at the end. We really want russia to be the soviet union. We really want putin to be a fifth floor debater is coming and all of a sudden six death stars in front of america may have something to fight about. I think they finally found some dirt, but its not sexy enough. Just we expect them to have a big canna but its a little gone. They thought they are bidding people up in an alley but they just used harsh language on twitter. They unfriended a few people on the left. The more i am reading this i think theyre having fun with it. I will talk if you give me immunity. They are going to have to because russia is involved. You just have to say it. I think it can go both ways. I think those were fans of trump should see if there is anything. The worlds tallest, and he had some dull knowledge toward the end. It was like the little drummer girl times 40 and you are on page 700 and nobody has gotten hurt yet. Greg its like a foreign film, all words, no action. Some of the words i dont even know what they are. 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A lesserknown coffee chain known as starbucks is working with the startup to give free coffee to people who hold of opposing views. They have to engage in play political discourse. T you have to talk to people you would rather punch in the face only for dead in the desert. A couple of things that amaze me, first, i cannot believe we need an incentive to have a civil conversation. Actually, i cant believe that. Second, they basically took the wisdom printed on a coffee mug and turned it into a business model. I wish i had thought of that. I do question the logic of giving piping hot beverages to people who, on any given day might kill each other. H perhaps this is a ploy by bigdah ointment. Big ointment . Seriou this is serious and has not been addressed with healthcare. It was not a dress by the republicans. We know where the jokes will go. With lubricants. Big lubricants. I do understand the need for some payback to talk to people you might loathe and dislike. Of course that is not going to lead to a civil discussion so, how about a car. Greg that was oprahs thing. I think that hot beverages is less wise than booze. If you throw beer on someone its kind of cool. It is kind of cool. First off i want to say that i i noticed people ordering skinni drinks, arent. You s [applause] i dont know if we need to do maybe just more than that im not that impressed with giving away coffee. I would say i be much more oppressed and likely to go there if they gave away like say to people were giving a political discussion there ago. This is a little work. Its going to backfire. Nothing like me with confederate gentlemen talking about free work. This is nothing more than political thats all it is. Random people showing up talking about stuff. Were exchanging ideas. I swear to god. While he told us not to do unless it was another guy were marriage broken up over this, darling this way met her at starbucks to try to bring herer side. Where having a civil discussion that we had no argument. Her pants on her ankles. The best way to have a calm discussion as to get people on o bunch of caffeine. Greg the thing that bothers me as starbucks is doing this out of the goodness of their heart. In a way they contributed to it because theyre one of the few companies who were getting involved in politics. To quote the symptoms, they are the solution and the problem. Like alcohol. They start the problem and then say will solve it. I dont think people are really going to do it. Remember their race together thing where they encouragepre people and customers to talk to their baristas about political issues. I did that and ultimately i was asked to leave because the line behind me was so long. So they dont think these things through. I know its going to make us i look at it, like we care but. The whole idea of civil discussion is that its a liberal idea. Greg that is true. If your conservative lie, conservative, your motto is, shut up. Ut up. [laughter] that is the way i explain politics to my kids. [laughter]politi shut up. Greg i also think this is going to work because people like outrage. The adrenaline rush of telling people they are wrong. Right now im seeing another wave of busybodies on twitter like john legend, and chrissy teigen, these are people very wealthy that have rich lives and are going on to twitter to tell people how bad they are, how rude they are, how a travelel agent sent someone what are you doing . What is wrong with you, you sad piece of crap. I mean that in a general sense. When your bills are paid and you have five or six homes youa have time to say well the drycleaner was a little rude this morning. Heres the whole point of this starbucks thing, nobody changes anybodys mind anymore. Theres like 45 cable channels not like this one. They have pundits on both sides. Have you ever seen someone Say Something and i believe that trumps plan will work on a civil i never thought about, wow, youre right. Thank you so much for talking this is been great. Literally its in the parking my, you and me, ill knock you i out. I know that if you are on a show and you say youre right, you changed my mind, you will not be on the show. Then it will be just caught fire. Today on cross. Greg no one wants to watch a marriage. A especially not a happy one. Greg any last words jamie . I was trying to remember but i cannot come i was just reading about the starbucks thing and the ceo put out a statement. He said something like, cant we all, i just think we should all just care about each other. Ok but first sell everybody 6dollar cup of coffee. They care about each other. The just so in love with statements that cannot be negated. We should all just care more about each other. They just want to say, you know we should care less about each other. Say, sh the hell withould c them. Stay out of my bubble. Thats why am in a bubble. Have on. Greg we have to move on. Coming up a story so High Construction workers was allotted on the way to work. First, al gore has a new movie, spoiler alert, its awful. Y286oy ywty cmohappy birthday i survived a heart attack. Im doing all i can to keep from having another one. And im taking brilinta. For people whove been hospitalized for a heart attack. I take brilinta with a baby aspirin. No more than one hundred milligrams as it affects how well it works. Brilinta helps keep my platelets from sticking together and forming a clot. Brilinta reduced the chance of another heart attack. Or dying from one. It worked better than plavix. Dont stop taking brilinta without talking to your doctor since stopping it too soon increases your risk of clots in your stent, heart attack, stroke, and even death. Brilinta may cause bruising or bleeding more easily, or serious, sometimes fatal bleeding. 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There have been two deaths on a possible tornado, one victim was a 3yearold girl. Greg the climate has truly changed. Political climate that is, america. God shoot me. President trump signed an executive order nullifying president obamas Climate Change effort. Surprise . Of our mental activist hated. Like Michael Moore, noted source of flatulence. He tweeted this, in between pies. He tweeted his story in the near future will mark today, march 20, 2017th as a date the extinction of human life on earth began, thanks to donald what historians if were all going to die . Greg that was what i was going to say. Historians are exempt from extinction. The next line is, im becoming n historian. En he sa lets start with Michael Moore. Greg i want talk about former vp and al gore. He has a new film, for a change it is not in his underpants. It is a sequel to his Climate Change real of lies, Inconvenient Truth that will be persisted that the planet would be gone in ten years. Yet, 11 years later Court Releases a sequel. You know who proved al gore wrong . Al gore. [laughter] [applause] we happen to have the trailer for this highly anticipated new film. In a world where no one in the media questioned one mans opinion on Global Warming, thatm man now has a sequel. It was just 11 years ago that he said the world would end in ten years. Unless earth acted on its ridiculous proposals. Now, he is releasing a second film, proving tall that he was wrong and we are still here and he was completely incorrect. Al gore, leo dicaprio and daven matthews. Th Inconvenient Truth two, more lies. I want to ask you, shouldnt that ruin your reputation if you if end ten years ago when youre around 11 years later making another movie . I dont see her point. Who would be more for Global Warming like me . Help him its freezing there. But you chose it. I did. Remind me why. Its freezing. The other day the weatherman was like, he was frozen. And literally it cycled indoors. I have to admit that i saw theor Inconvenient Truth and some of it makes me sad. Its a problem we have to make sure the sciences there before give money to certain people. P. You see the money of the polar bear, who does of the polar bears beside their natural enemy . You see a polar bear on an iceberg and i dont blame him missions for this, i blame the cameraman. Reach your hand out. [applause] you see the turtle slowly dying to death. Greg i look at Michael Moran i know that 1. 5 Million People die from diabetes which is related to obesity. Hi yet he is telling us that we need are going to die from warmer weather. Thats ironic. Especially with that Ice Cream Cone in his hand. [laughter] but he has the dress for success thing. Greg that is true. He dresses for the job he wants. [laughter] greg i did at first. Heres the problem. Fat jokes a Michael Moore archie. Except he says horrible things. He is passionate about greg but he has set awful things about people. H