Thank you. Zero, to be johnny depp. Good movie franchise going over at disney and he probably got a buck or two in your pocket. Clearly, in his own world. On Second Thought be glad you arent johnny depp. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president . Greg are you drunk or british . I was just thinking its been a long time since an actor assassinated his career. Johnny, do the words Kathy Griffin mean anything . Maybe you two should team up. Theres a lot of abandoned malls in america that you could stink up. Johnny, trying so hard to be so cool, always pretending youre Keith Richards at mac but your and exile on broad street. Yes, anyway. Thank you. [applause] depp is older than me and he dresses like a schoolgirl collage, scarves, bracelets, more scarves, more bracelets and stumbling, slurring advertisement for a hot topic discount table. Johnny, here is some vice. Its okay to be a drunk but get dressed before you get hammered. [applause] you know that leftover pile of unwanted clothes in target after black friday . That is you. Lucky for johnny hes not alone in his love for political violence. Remember moby . Believe talented bald person ever. Bald people are usually really talented but hes not. He just released a music video and i wonder who the villain is . Greg so, that was an awful song, by the way. Trumpet becomes a fine robot who turns into a swastika and terrorizes the city thats exploding under a dose of truth. Thats about as edgy as mobys head. And the hateful hits keep coming. Heres a Nebraska Democratic official, phil montag, right after the steve shooting. His whole job is to get convince people to [bleep], to [bleep] i hate [bleep]. Im glad he got shot [bleep] what are you staying . What are you telling us poor . Greg wow, they fired him. Why he was just saying what a lot of lefties feel. He just got caught but there is a lot of hate coming from the party of tolerance. They demonize those who disagree and then they wonder why america is so divisive. Like me on leather night, the democrats are in a bind. They made the Georgia Election such a big deal then they lost and now they want to move on but you cant say nothing to see here after taking a dump on live tv. I should know. [laughter] who lou got involved. The intellectual version of an elevator part. So, why did john lewis work was at the fact that he was only 12 . He wasnt that bad. Hes not hateful it was the hate around him. They arent pro anything, theyre just against you. They hate you. Think about it they had done some hollywood power money and they still lost that seat because they only have rage. If trumps victory rally a president who talks about you. The truth is people love us, all of us. They dont get it. They havent figured it out yet. You know, theyre still trying to figure where all those photos came from, those voters came out of the hills these are hardworking, we had the hardest working, the smartest people, the toughest people, they are very lucky that our people dont protest. Believe me. Greg he has a lot of gum chewing people too. [laughter] on the other side, what do you get . A Democratic Party that only talks about him. What you are seeing is those motors attend voters being repulsed by the president and giving us a look on the democratic side. Do you think it should be in the situation as close to your republican opponent if it was anyone other than donald trump . Be in ministration performance does not inspire confidence in anyone, i think, the concerns about the integrity and competence of the administration have only grown over time. Greg i think he mowed my lawn. [laughter] its hard to when we stand for nothing but hating one guy. Then you add Alyssa Milano is telling you how to vote and she doesnt even live there. Was the boss, my. The republicans showed us that a strong woman can win when she runs on something other than being a strong woman. She persisted, unlike you know who, hollywood should applaud but instead date was for murder. I say the dems have to go back to the drawing board but the drawing board sucks. The router that is their addiction to identity politics which is attempts to replace a singular identity, american, with 100 morley tribes. Now, the party has seen the tribes and its based on different demonization. Identity on campuses are attacking thought and this can only lead to violence because once you eliminate debate, there is no stop gap between emotion and violence that anger becomes. [inaudible] it spread to the Democratic Party and its getting really weird. When we say stop talking about russia. Prussian army trained language turn ukrainian political operative, constantine. Constantine, constantine, he was Russian Military intelligence. Greg nope, shall never stop. [laughter] lets welcome tonight guests. Hes so smart that jeopardy watches him every night, Washington Times opinion editor, fox news computer, charlie. Hes so tough that he exfoliates with a cactus, hes a metrosexual popeye, host of hollywood. You had to get that in. Greg terry shaffer. Saucier then a jar of ragu, cat. And he could totally make out with the statue of liberty. Former bodyguard, tyrus. Charlie, is it wrong am i exaggerating to say the Democratic Party has some Serious Problems . Know, zero my goodness. The fact that were only now that people are starting to say maybe nancy pelosi is in the best leader for us . Are you kidding me shes been around for two and a half decades and theyre not a party in your intro there is exactly right. Its all identity politics and then its also the sort of coalition of special interest. When everybody scratched everybody back, it worked fine but now . They have no ideas and theres nothing bringing them together. Greg there operating under the assumption that the country is damn so they can agree with anybody in these little warring factions anymore and its just them. The net result is that moby thing. Forgive me, i never heard of the guy. Greg either that he its just socialist garble. Its nonsense and that is what these people believe. If you believe in the state, you believe in socialism then it killing somebody because they have a political difference is perfectly fine. Greg yes, exactly. Asked stalin. Greg they dont think youre wrong, they think youre evil. Terry, the one thing the Democratic Party and the campus have, and is a trading Life Experience in exchange for a persons identity so when identity is an achievement. If youre in the military had to start a Small Business, youre actually valued less that a 16 yearold with a nose ring. That was a very long, well done, you cover the whole darn thing tonight. We almost dont need to talk but will anyway. Greg you can afford a jacket. [inaudible conversations] [laughter] i had a jacket but greg saw it and says no, take it off. He always does this to me. He always sets me up. [laughter] i kept questioning what i do is work every time. The identity politics. Well set on your part because identity politics with humans are tribal and tries go to war. They go to war for resources, for power for territory and right now, like you said, the enemy of my enemy is my friend but it so funny because you see a lot of the stuff fracturing already where the blackwhite matter that we dont want you white liberals here and i said this on your show yesterday, america, the media hates you. The left doesnt just disagree with us, they dont think were wrong, they despise us. Theyve been caught in the emails and in their broadcast and this is why trump has done so well. Trump was never my guy, i know he was in your guy but were now defending him because basically reflectively designing ourselves five exactly. By the way,. [applause] im so mad at you for doing this for me. Greg the anime of my enemy is my friend. I had to get that in there. Greg kat, is this more evidence that celebrity viewed you look at all the stuff going on in the people that are in georgia district, are they liabilities is a time for the democrats to get out of the picture. Democrats use we went by being the party of the working people. Now that the party of the hollywood elite and their entire entire strategy is to just say president is mean, they dont have anything to offer. In the mean guy. That of course does not win elections. People who are in high school and running for class president understand that. Can you imagine if youre running for class president and you get up and say that other guy is mean to me in the hallway, people wouldnt vote for you, theyd throw milk at you. Everybody knows that. Nobody wants the whiner to be leading them you said elite . Elite. Greg that something i dont understand. Tyrus, i want to know what you think. I feel like the Democratic Party is a party of children, all emotion, tantrum based. Excuse me, while i switch my chair. [applause] thats an interesting well set points but honestly, i think the Democratic Party has become the monster that they created. I say that because the right was racist and violent and the right ways our way or no way and thats what they are now. Its when i look at all the things they claimed, we had a saying in the hood, they were the wolves in sheeps clothing and it was great to say that were here to help you people and will help your neighborhoods but they were never going to do it. We cant do it because the public a party is stopping us but now that theres no excuses for that, when they lost they lost and gave away. Its ironic, i was thinking about this when you are talking, there thing is that trump colluded with russia to stop Hillary Hillary colluded with the Democratic Party to stop something else, correct . Correct,. Well, bernie. Well, they divided their party by collusion and deception, hacking and the whole thing has been papered over because you have barack obama was a likable fellow and he was a smart politician in terms of his personality. Thats completely papered over the fact that on the policies, on the issues, democrats are getting slaughtered for eight years. He was the only guy that managed to win in all of that because he won reelection and of course, the media was like we are right all along, these ideas are great. Meanwhile, america is like no. The ideas are terrible. Greg. Greg we have to go but ons you quickly about debt. He has apologized for what he said. Is this going to hurt his career contract should disney do something . He is a future in journalism. [laughter] i hope it doesnt, actually. We hear this crap all the time and were constantly insulted. We can go on and on and play the imagine if someone on the right had said that . Lisa malone and he said what he said. I also dont like calling a boycott. I think its monism and i dont think that but i do, personally, stand for stuff. If i know someone thanks i suck and they denigrate me, i just dont patronize, i dont give them their money. But theres a pattern in entertainment. When youre losing your grip, you become politically involved. Pirates caribbean 47, suck. Keeping it real. If you look at moby, where the hell have you been . Everyone who is talking about trump is trying to make money. You dont get it twisted. Im going to bury in my video, you can literally produce jesus christ on your video and no one will watch it. This is what they do. Its a money scheme and has nothing to do with politics, just trying to be relevant. Greg its not brave, kat. It wouldve been brave if youre done positive about trump because everyone know agrees with you. I saw a study, recently, that found that approximately zero people were outside of what he did. Americas 0 better and so will be disappointed. 515 years ago i had dinner with moby at his restaurant. Harvard study. Greg really, i dont believe it. His we had oatmeal for dinner at his budgetary restaurant. Is it still open smart. Greg its close. I rest my case. Greg it was oatmeal for dinner and that is mobys life. I had to go on to wikipedia to find out who the guy he claims to be a grandson of herman melville. Greg i did not know that. It doesnt take many decorations to go from moby to. Greg moby would join. He did create some really great electronic music. Greg metrosexual popeye. 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A solar what wall was submitted by contractors this year and tropical solar it shows hes not against the environment he was just against that expensive, stupid paris accord and one could argue then that the wall is actually better for the planet and that lousy punitive deal. Putting a 40 wall to vote seems unlikely but a solar wall, thats interesting. Here we go. Here you go, democrat, you want Renewable Energy jobs for me too. Finally, josie has a heart. One of his other proposals had a trench filled with nuclear waste. The left is furious he didnt go with that but heres my idea a wall of hydrangeas. Once they are what, you want to mount them and thats where the mechanics becomes vitally important. Dip it in the alum, inserted directly into the panel. Repeat that until you have both panels or three or four or how many youre going to do totally covered. Look how much prettier than a big massive vase of flowers. There is nothing grander than a wall of hydrangeas five bright idea. It totally lightens up a firing squad. It does, greg. Five carey, genius idea . Heat the nipples of the last. He gave them the purple purple. He gave every i cant top that. Does he know hes doing this so well mark is it accidental . It actually doesnt matter because how will the left get out of this he even said mexico will pay less, youre welcome. You know what i mean mark you cant argue with this guy . Its the funniest thing that ever happened. He keeps saying i want to build a wall but theyll never go for it, a wall of solar panels. [cheering] i try to keep thinking of the equivalent but i cant think of it. Democrats would want this and this is for everybody but then zero, everybody has to deal with the nra. Greg thats a good one. Thank you, i just came up with that. Greg tyrus, its not going to happen, is it . The biggest problem with the solar wall is would you plug your phone and it illegal aliens are running up and let me charge my phone. I think its great that i would love for it to be in the room with that diehard liberal who is like, we are not having a wall built of solar. Greg they might come out against solar power because of this. They have to. [laughter] i want the wall built and ive always been a big fan of the wall. But theres a big reason why i dont want the wall built ps if you get the wall vote, he wont be passionate about billing the wall anymore. Every time he brings up the wall and talks about it it drives people insane and then getting mexico to pay for it, i just love it. I dont want it to go away. The timing is good. He had to throw me to the crowd on the wall. Hes been getting hammered with where is the wall . Years and idea. Its almost like hes like ive been thinking about it, big, solar, youre welcome. Greg he didnt even have to come up he doesnt have to get drunk to come up with ideas. Hes naturally high on life. Greg we know what that is like. 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British Officials Say samples from 34 highrise apartment buildings in on do have failed fire safety tests. Thousands of londoners are out of their homes forced to evacuate. The evacuations come 11 days after a raging inferno killed 79 people at the grenfeld complex. In venezuela, Water Cannons were used on protesters. 70 people have been killed during nearly 3 months of protests. 5 contained and destroyed more than one dozen home. Im patty and brown, now back to greg. Greg this justin, donald trump hates the poor. At least, according to the media. On wednesday, president trump, had a rally and said this about his economic team. These are people that are great, brilliant business lines and thats what we need and thats what we ha