This is not a joke, let me out. [cheering] i am tom filling in for greg who is deadly on vacation and not in a footlocker somewhere. We have an amazing show plan for you so lets get right to it. Joining us on the phone is the 45th president of the united states, donald j trump. Hello, mr. President. Let me say congratulations. I hear your ratings will go through the roof plus, i fired sean spicer today and this will be the highest rated greg gutfeld episode of all time. By the way, greg has a great show. Tom thank you, mr. President. I hope i can do his show justice. I have a lot of faith in you. Youre very good. Tom thank you. Any tips for what i should do . You need to mention to me every 5030 seconds and everything will be tremendous. I dont even need to be there. Theres something about hearing my name that makes people sit up and listen and it makes him happy, i have to say. Tom mr. President , o. J. Simpson dominating the News Coverage and what you think about that mark. Oj absolutely killed it on thursday. He cut through all the stories and iran away with it. I have to tell you. Tom thats an interesting choice of words. He murdered those people tom. Tom it seems like the oj story clipped your news for the week. You were promoting made in america and are you concerned about that . Tom, not at all. If o. J. Simpson wants to beat me in the ratings hell have to climb back into that without and drive slowly along the 405 with a gun to his head and even if he does that, even if he does that, ill fire off another that joe and mika will have a problem with. Tom thank you, so much for taking time out of your busy schedule, sir. Tom, when they cancel the show the way they canceled redeye, i hope you dont get the blame. [laughter] if for some reason you are around when things get canceled. Tom thank you, mr. President. By the way, i still dont like. [inaudible] [laughter] tom thank you, sir. President of the united states, ladies and gentleman. [cheering] five what a week it was the present time. I thought things were crazy before sean spencer resigned and will get to that in a bit. The week started with the republican effort to repeal obamacare which went down in flames. The media called it an epic fail, a meltdown in the trumpet shrugged it off because it was made in america week and hes trying to bring backdrops to the usa. So, the media cried failure in the president on a cowboy hat and get into a fire truck. How did the media react to that . Screaming. Really, made in america is a great thing to focus on and a lot of people think we dont make anything in america but that is not true. Look at all the great stuff that we make. Louisville slugger made america. The alamo, made in america. Cans of what bass, made in america. Magic mike, made in america. Tom brady, made in america. O. J. Simpson, made in america. Videos like this, made in america. [cheering] tom speaking of the media, they focused on russia and they discovered a no call socalled meeting between trump and putin at the g20 summit dinner. You know what happens when they repeareport about a secret meet . Trump tweets. Big new story of the secret dinner with putin is all set, all g20 leaders and spouses were invited by the chancellor of germany. The press new and you know what the media doesnt trump tweets about big news . This. Tom i could watch the screaming all day. The media doesnt like the teeth and cnn posted an article called trumpet by numbers to see what he accomplished in the six months hes been in office. Theyre finding 1000 tweets, zero major legislation but what do Trump Supporters think of those numbers . [cheering] tom thats right. Trump supporters are still supporting him because they dont care about major legislation. Thats not why they elected him. Hes exposing the media is the liberal activist they are and thats enough. Hed be okay with him saying a fake news every day for the next four years because the word has tremendous power. Watch this. Fake news. [cheering] hold on a second. Ill take it further. I think trump could have walked into the white house on january 20th pulled on the shades in the holo oval office d watched nothing but netflix for four years and all he would have to do to keep millions of people happy is once a week, guess what, hillary still isnt president. [cheering] think about it. Shes not. [cheering] lets welcome tonight. She so bright shes currently attracting moths, famous dc manager kat. Hes so sharp i use him to open my fan mail, foxnews. Com peter steven muller. And her cloud nine is raining, cohost of the boxing specialist kat. Hes the cause of 20 of the earth tremors, former bodyguard and gregs massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering] sean spicer resigned on friday and he spoke with sean hannity friday night. Listen. From what i understand in all the reports are that the president did not want to go. Tell us what happened. He didnt. Hes been very gracious about this process and he wanted to bring new folks in to help rev up the medication operations in after reflection, my decision was to recommend the president that i give anthony and sarah a clean slate to start from so that they can talk at the president s agenda and help move it forward. After some back and forth understood that the offer was in the best interest of this administration and i think him for the opportunity im looking forward to watching anthony and sarah to a twominute stop. Tom i miss him already. At the last year of beauty is now white house medications director. Catherine were you surprised when the news broke . Can you blame him respect his resume will be perfect now and can put works well under death gripping pressure and anyone will hire him. Tom do you think trump was ever really happy with sean spicer . How can you not be happy with sean spicer. Tom when you talk about ratings, sean spicers press briefings had high ratings check yet, the best ever. In history. I dont know who is happier to be out of jail this week, o. J. Simpson or sean spicer. Hell look back at his time as a white house easter bunny in the george w. Bush is a high point. Tom look, if you think the messaging will change what you saw anthoy scarramucci performance in front of the podium and he seems like a chump guy. Hes loose and seems tough. Will be the wolf of the trump administration. For all things considering he did great today. He rolled up, told the story, waving a gun in the air and answered all the questions and the press took to him. All were hoping now is that spicer doesnt end up on a meat truck to layla. Tom he did great yesterday. Yesterday. Kat, steven has to learn the details of tv. Kat. Unit wear a tie either, guys. Tom you called this. On this very show. Yes, i did. Brilliant. Who do you think would make a breast sector smart. Itll be a position with a turnover. No one will last longer than a week. I think itll have to be a team. I did it yesterday and you have to go out there and do it now. Everyone laughed but thats what happening. Its Anthony Scarramucci but Huckabee Sanders out there and they are switching. Spicer and her were switching. Its a tough job. Id rather be anything in the world than President Trumps press secretary or anybodys press secretary. I have enough trouble being my own press secretary and how do i answer for my own behavior and opinions. I cant imagine being responsible for someone elses. Sean looked happy in the interview. Tom he looked relieved, didnt he was part of take a look at Anthony Scarramuccis outing and see how he did. How will you handle when a crises or big thing comes up and you put a very sophisticated message out at night and the president , in the morning, tweets something very different . Listen, i took Trial Advocacy in Harvard Law School and im not going to answer that because of the hypothetical. The first thing they teach is not to answer hypothetical. Tom tyrus, what you think about his performance . That the page out of my book. He asked a ridiculous question and instead of trying to appease them he kept him honest. Im not answering particles and the guy had to he gave him a look. You can ask me, if youre married, would you cheat . Why would you ask me that he did a good job. Spicer was a warrior. He took bullets. He pitched a lot of innings. His arm was tired and had to go to a lefthander. Tom get a reliever in there. Good job, mr. Spicer. Tom still to come, Michael Moore heads to broadway. Will the show be terrible or really terrible first, owed a walk and now everyone talks. I have tips for the juice as he reenters the real world. Dont go anywhere. My bladder leakage was making me feel like i couldnt spend time with my grandson. 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I take full responsibility. Tom by legal degree, the juice will go free. Ive been good with people and ive basically spent a conflict free life. I know in my heart that he is very humbled to ask him, i do vote to grant parole. I thank you. Tom it was a close call. Some of his answers were met with skepticism from the parole board. I gave them my word and i believe in the jury system and i have honored their verdict. Ive not complained for nine years back i feel theres a hint of desperation about you. Ive got no idea what you had encouragement whatsoever. America would hit you. Tom they always love the way he talks. Still, the seven yearold simpson was granted his release after he spent nearly nine years behind bars and he, of course, was convicted in 2008 for a host of charges including kidnapping and Armed Robbery stemming from the competition with Sports Memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas Hotel room. He could be out as early as october. The same day i turned 21. Anyway, juice, a lot has happened since youve been in his some quick tips to help you transition back to the real world. First, bruce jenner is now caitlin jenner. You have to remember that. There is no more running in airports, its frowned upon. Social medias great way to kick it with the outside world but it can get you in trouble. We still dont know who let the dogs out but the baja men are doing great. Finally, murder, still illegal. Double murder even worse. Steven, what do you thank you thank you spend enough time for the memorabilia crime . Im tired of oday but ill take a stab at thoughts here. What was interesting to me when all the networks cut over to parole hearing it took me back to the time when one singular celebrity dominated News Coverage for all day, night and months on end. Tom it said something, kat, about what is it . The persona of oday for you in kindergarten when the original oday trial happened . [laughter] i have since watch the documentaries and i consider myself an expert which is why you watch documentaries and i think hell go back to prison. Tom you do smart. Yes, because when you get paroled you have to live a conflict on print conflict free life. Thats what he thanks it is, hell be right back in there. Tom maybe. Catherine, are you amazed at all the coverage he got yesterday . This is like the super bowl of parole hearings. We are all longing for the 90s, right smart may be part of us is like longing for o. J. Simpson coverage in a weird way. Tom its true. We had the documentary and then there was the drama that came out so like oj is back in a big way. Do you think he will reoffend or will he be playing golf . I like to give people the benefit of the doubt but i think murderers on another level of that but one thing is for sure, this is the first thing america can agree on and be like what the heck. You know mark. I agree about the 90s thing. I peeked in second grade so its nice. Tom can you imagine social media and twitter during the oj trial mark it would have been crazy. We wouldve had a President Trump years before. Tom tyrus, do you think that Public Perception has changed smart i felt in the 90s there was a racial component to it. I grew up in la so i got to enjoy that and the riots. It was fun. My issue and theres a lot of jokes here about what reality shows hell be on first, keeping up with the kardashians and o oj to so many people that will want to pay for him to talk. He might get in this chair, we dont know. What bothers me the most is that ojs parole was not news. He went to jail nine years for trying to steal his own stuff. [bleep] thats a long time for theft. It was an newsworthy story. If the media is pushing a divided country they think oj to divide stuff. It could cause issues, riots and maybe our present say the wrong thing and maybe hell take the wrong side and the media is trying really hard to keep pushing and when they dont get enough the parole hearing everyone in america was like, okay, by the way, exclusives, and now theyre trying to take us back and theyll be racial epithets and some will say thats racist and then say your racist and theyll start the whole thing. Oj is not news. I dont want to talk about him, hes an old man, he went to jail for stealing stuff, his acquittal and murder stuff had nothing to do with it. Move on. They are trying really hard to find stuff to keep dividing this country. Tom for trying to turn on but after, tyrus. [applause] five still to come, to the man behind kermit get fired for caring too much. The big beautiful wall and the future the president says the whoa youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Whoa, whoa youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. 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Last week President Trump declared that his proposed water wall has to be seethrough. Just in case, someone throws a large bag of drugs over it so you dont get hit on the head. I swear, this is real. It makes sense to me. It sounds painful. He told reporters aboard air force one quotes you need transparency and you have to be able to see through it. In other words, you can see through that wall, it could be a steel wall with openings. But you have to have openings because you have to see what is on the other side of the wall. Its pretty sound logic. He continues all give you an example, as horrible as i