Hes like the Burt Reynolds of kangaroos [laughter]. Greg see that pouch must be made of mirrors because i can see myself in it. [laughter] but then i also thought that this would be the story of the week, too. Sunday, sunday, sunday, get ready to be frenemied. As they create the white house rumble two. Its President Trump v. Discrepancy goblins, the triple shirted nightmare steve bannon. Allout war in the battle for former chief strategist. It will be messier than your teenagers bedroom. And the first hundred viewers receive a free temporary job at the white house. Get your act together before the activists get their gruby hands on this one. The white house rumble two, sloppy second. [cheers and applause]. Greg but you know, all of that, it seems like years ago. Trump has uncanny ability to warp time. Whenever we were talking about on thursday seemed like it happened in the 90s. And not the 1990s. The 90s, you know . The new top story is making everyone holier than thou. For him to claim that all the countries of africa are [ bleep ] holes is willfully ignorant. The hole countries. The [ bleep ] hole countries. Considered a [ bleep ] hole. [ laughter ] its like they never swore in their lives and its all coming out now. I hope trump introduces a new vulgarity every week so they can repeat it over and over again. [cheers and applause]. Greg applauding that but its not like theyve ever used that word or intent. If youre in the new york media and youre outraged by that word, you are a hypocrite because you use that word all the time. Mainly to describe any gym that doesnt have a juice bar, or a pub that doesnt serve craft beer or anyplace thats beneath your standards of comfort and luxury. Trump denies he worded it this way, but come on. [ laughter ] other men in the room say otherwise, which leaves me to conclude what a bunch of tattletales [laughter]. Greg anyway, i wish he would clean up his act. Come on, the media is treating this word, which is not a deed, an armageddon. A white honky from norway can come here but a black dude from haiti cant. What does that tell you in america that in one generation calls you a [ bleep ], were no different than we were a generation ago and learning the same lessons that we learned when we called the chinese man a [ bleep ], the man from guatemala a [ bleep ] and the black man a [ bleep ]. Greg did he just say all of that . [laughter] thats wrong i think we need something to calm me down. Now i get it. Trumps rhetoric makes him a heavy lift. Hes the twohour drive for 30 minutes at the buy. But when the media turns this into this collective dewey eyed drama queen, i start tong the drive, its worth it. We have a president who talks like this, and this isnt even the worst thing he said [laughter]. Greg but i look at this way, who would you have operate on your kid, a great doctor whose an [ bleep ] or incompetent guy whos a charmer . We know what we got. As long as trumps actions are good well probably live with the not so good rhetoric. If things start turning south, who knows . So far, so good. Remember this . We want to see something happen, doctor, its been spoken of for years, the fact is our country was such a mess, nobody knows what the numbers are, but well know what the numbers are. Above all else, any bill we pass must improve jobs, wages and security for american citizens. The people who elected us, all of us, the people that elect us, we have to take care of them. Greg now trump did so good, that he even drew praise from trump. My performance, you know, some of them called it a performance, i consider it work. But got great reviews by everybody other than two networks [ applause ] who were phenomenal for about two hours. Greg he just graded his own paper, and gave himself an a. An a is probably not high enough. An aaa. And for cnn, it wasnt just a meeting it was a gosh darn sausage party. Tv sensation of sausage making. That is great, great for people to see as chris calls it the sausage making spectacle before we dig into the dazzling spectacle yesterday of sausage making. Greg that was like three days ago they were so happy back then [laughter] sausage not everyone was on board. Check out this pair of nuts. This is nothing more than a dog and pony show where he was using democrats and republicans to show he was fit, when in truth, he actually showed he had very little command of the issue. I had some friends that went to paris over the holiday and said they were paris, texas, right . Paris, france. And they were embarrassed to be american. They said it was the first time it was sort of chilling. Grandpa kept wandering back and forth and had to be reminded time and time again by republicans. What he believed. What he believed i keep trying to figure out how shes able to move that dummys lips. [laughter] [cheers and applause]. Greg its got to be its got to be its got to be thats how you work a dummy. Anyway, no matter what trump does, theyre going to gripe, but he doesnt help himself with the rhetoric. America rolls along content as baby leopards. Small Business Optimism is at an alltime high. Awwww. Yeah, that works. Companies are giving bonuses, benefits and wage increases to employees. Coerced north korea to the table. Things are bubbling with the secular revolution, all have majority approval across the parties which kind of strikes me as centrist. What exactly has trump done thats pushing us down the slippery slope to a fascist dystopia. Not much except for crude words and blunt to the point of ugliness. Im sorry, i dont see joe and mika taking spa vacations in the sudan. At least trump admits he does it. Take a tip from this sexy kangaroo. Sit back, relax, calm down nothing is more attractive than unflappable marsupial. Period [cheers and applause]. Greg lets welcome tonights guest, hes so tough he shaves with barbed wire, fox and friends cohost pete hegseth. [cheers and applause]. My iphones autocorrect says shes ducking hilarious. Writer comedienne ally breen. National review reporter kat timpf. A satellite dish is his dinner plate, former bodyguard and my massive side kick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] pete, quite a week, huh . Just a little bit. Whats your take on all this . My take is your final take, Everyone Needs to calm down. Calm down. No this president ran on something, hes negotiating it, he used salty language . Greg yes. I know what i said walking on patrol in iraq about the neighborhoods i was walking in. It wasnt wow, this is a wonderful place. It was wow, this is a you know. Greg yes. You can differentiate the people coming from the places, from places that are not doing as well as america, you might say. We did have a candidate in the general election that called those who voted for the president deplorable. Is that acceptable . Youre deplorable. Youre deplorable. [booing] the left likes to point to americans they dont like, and the president points out a visa lottery system, a lottery system is grabbing from countries that may not be as great as we want them to be, many of whom have radical intonations, its racist . And i support the policies this president is pursuing should not bend to what the left is trying to do to him now. [ applause ] going to be able to have to make the two things distinct, talking about a country and not people and say when he moves to merit based immigration, it would include people from the [ bleep ] hole countries. If youre from a [ bleep ] hole country and cant come here, thats racist. He has to make sure that says these [ bleep ] hole countries, there are good people from there, i dont want to use the visa lottery system, i want to use the meritbased immigration system so the good people can get in here. Hes got to say that. I hope soon. Ally, first time on the show. Talk about whatever you want. What do you make of the latest controversy . Surprised people are so up in arms. So used to the locker room talk, thats what got him elected. I like that people are obsessed with the rhetoric. Hillary clinton tweeted how abominable it was he said this and horrible he was treating people this way. The Clinton Foundation stole billions of dollars from haiti years ago. [cheers and applause] look at actions as opposed to words. We need to do more of that. Greg thats the thing is its conflating. Now words are actions. Yeah. Greg and i can see, you can argue that if something is inflammatory enough, it can be an action, but i dont know if thats what this is. Kat, this country still rolls on. I mean thats the thing. It goes back to the belief if trump can handle the big things, we forgive this kind of obnoxious rhetoric. What do you think . Thanks to trump, we can say Merry Christmas again. Greg yes [ applause ] and we can also say [ bleep ] hole. Greg can you say merit [ bleep ] hole. You can say whatever you want. [ applause ] yes, that is a bar downtown. Married quite a bartender. I recently married. Anyway what i didnt like about i didnt like the comments, i didnt like them. I pictured a little kid, hey, mom can, jimmy come to play, she said no, why . The country of origin hes from is a [ bleep ] hole. Its not a good thing to say. Greg we run the country. I understand the difference, i completely understand the difference, based on country of origin and calling it, that i think could have done a better job. Greg i think hes going to have to separate people from country because i would love to hear him say that. Greg me, too. I hope he does. Tyrus, do you have theories about this . First two questions [laughter]. Greg by the way. Tyrus is his own country of origin. [ cheers ] it is not a [ bleep ] hole. Greg its not a [ bleep ]. The property is beautiful. Greg it is not a [ bleep ] hole. Two things, i want to ask you where is bannon going to go next, we were going to talk about bannon and also your analysis about trump . Wow thats a deep question. Where is bannon . Take waldo out. We were expecting this big fight. It was over in one round. He learned real quick it was trumps world, not bannon. He lost everything in a half hour. Greg yes. [laughter] he lost the show, he lost the radio show. They took his dog, his house, he had to turn his keys in. Hes literally [laughter] [applause] hes literally in a van down by the river, and hes not handsome like chris farley was so he is scaring the hes a [ bleep ] hole, thats where hes at. [applause] my theory with trump and his treats. Hes drinking. From a guy whos had a drink, i mean thats the only thing i can think of. The economy is great, like were doing so many great things and talking about this, or hes in a long meeting and hes like, as someone from african descent. I, after hearing the statements, i agree he was talking about the country. I guess if he said thirdworld country, it could have been better. Thirdworld country if you look it up in the urban dictionary, [ bleep ]. At this point im going stop sipping the diet coax at 3 00 in the morning. Whatever it is. Greg remember, he said this, he said it in a room. And i do i think this is just who he is. And he also greg his mistake is believing what he said in a private meeting would be kept there. Dick durbin, rather than confront him, ran to friends in the media afterwards and said let me tell you what he said, like a tattletale. Hes not used to that. Thats not how his world operates but the d. C. Swamp of small men operate. From what i understand, senator graham handled it. Yeah. Greg what graham did what graham did was whoa, hey. Greg he talked to him afterwards, which is what you do in reality world. Not in this case. We learned a lot this week which well soon forget by monday because well be drinking a lot and trump will do something else. Coming up, a story so hot it will leave burn marks on your brain. No more personal cell phones if you work in the west wing. Yeah, that will work. Stay confident for over 80 years. Call us or your advisor. T. Rowe price. Invest with confidence. Each unique piece comes to life in the same way. Ands. A messy, sloppy, splattery way. But now shes found a way to keep her receipts tidy, even when nothing else is. Brand vo snap and sort your expenses with quickbooks and find, on average, 4,340 in tax savings. Smarter Business Tools for the worlds hardest workers. Quickbooks. Backing you. Hesumatra reserve told in the time it takes to brew your cup. Lets go to sumatra. Wheres sumatra . Good question. This is win. And thats wins goat, adi. The coffee here is amazing. Because the volcanic soil is amazing. Making the coffee erupt with flavor. 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Greg do they think anyone leaking info is stupid enough to call from the west wing as opposed to their house or starbucks . The bathroom . Anyway, dont worry the media the leaking probably wont stop and leave the nations classified information will be more secure or insecure as this. Do you want to come in . Oh my god. He is nibbling. Lock the door. It was awesome. Greg we couldnt show you the second part of that. [laughter] it was disgusting but erotic, i must say. Do you think this is a good idea, ellie . I dont think it will work but its a reasonable idea. I went to a kevin hart show and they took my cell phone at that so i dont think its unreasonable that you shouldnt have your personal device on you. Everything has a camera or recorder now. By the way, you can get a piece of fruit that has a camera in it at this point. I dont think youll stop the leaks. Greg is that you can sponsor people eating fruit . Thats very strange. Why is this piece of fruit in the shower . Its a piece of fruit by the lid and what is that doing their. Kat, this would ruin your life is someone forced you to take your phone, you would die right there. My phone is my best friend. [laughter] i do it at my house. I make people leave the front of the door because i invite people over to Pay Attention to me. Greg i see. [cheering and applause] its called validation, greg. Greg thats true. Its kind of like your little pet. Anyway, tyrus, remember when we didnt have this problem when we didnt have cell phones . I think its the greatest idea i have ever heard. I love it. You are working for one of the greatest, highest, most important jobs in the world, maybe not have your phone. I think kelly did a great job by saying that. If i was working there it would be an excuse not to be bothered. Sorry, i got to turn my phone and for the next 12 hours you cant bother me. And then i cant wait to retire because all of the rotary phones you dont catch my ass between ten in the morning or 5 00 in the afternoon you aint cutting me. Greg so what youre saying is this is good for married men. Working. What are you working on contract stuff. Why are you you mommy . Yes. [laughter] you didnt respond fast enough. Sorry. Sorry about that. Thats the only thing is good through. Deep throat didnt have an iphone. Greg thats true. It happened in a parking garage. A lot of [bleep] happens in a parking garage. [inaudible conversations] greg after trump, you can say anything. [cheering and applause] by the way, it could mean a number of different things, pete. Yes, he is not just on kelly to his general John Kellyanne in the military we something called Operational Security otherwise known as op set for you not allowed to bring prices into sensitive areas. Last time i checked the west wing is one of them where they discussed was classified and secret information our country holds. This initiative and probably since day one and when he came this is not a response to the book and a procedure like this which is starting in a couple of days would have been implanted over a series of wants to make sure they are the protocols in place and he is in charge and hes laying the gauntlet down. Good for him. I would seek my phone in. Greg no devices in sensitive areas. Greg i wish i knew that before ended up in the art. It took me an hour to explain. Just keep going. Greg i think we are undressing the effect of smart phones thats having on our lives. There will be skills and talents that we will cease to have just like actually thinking about things when we could search for things, we will not think or do and you wont try to figure out how to get from a to b if you dont so when im telling my kids not play video games im doing them a disservice . No, tell him to play video games because any of the street and he will play. [inaudible]. Greg i may get that. Up next, should you care if the government renewed its domestic surveillance program, as l when heartburn hits. Fight back fast with tums smoothies. It starts dissolving the instant it touches your tongue. And neutralizes stomach acid at the source. Tum tum tum tum. Smoothies. Only from tums and sometimes, i dont eat the way i should. So, i drink boost. Boost high protein nutritional drink has 15 grams of protein to help maintain muscle and 26 essential vitamins and minerals, including calcium and vitamin d. Boost high protein be up for it. Im arthel neville. Death toll in california, the mudslides there, has risen to 20. List of people still missing stands at four. Crews working around the clock nearly a week after flash floods ravaged the town ever montecito. They have cleared out canals to prevent mudslides. In turkey, commercial ailer skidding off the runway coming down a stop halfway down the cliff. Authorities safely rescued all 168 passengers and crew. Unfortunately baggage is stuck on the plane, thats the least of the worries. Investigators are looking into what caused that accident. Im arthel neville. See you at the top of the hour with eric shawn. Hope can you join us at the top of the hour. Now back to gutfeld. Greg im not going to lie, i love to spy. I would spy on you if i could. And maybe i am right now. Close your robe, bob in waco. [laughter] open yours steve in omaha. [laughter] i am thrilled that last week the house with you the Controversial Program that allows the government to collect foreign intel on potential terror threats. However a warrant or probable cause are required for collections on americans but so many people seem to forget mentioning in the media or shall i say main stream media. The legislation now goes to the senate. I hope the government never comes looking for this video of me. [laught