The democrats want to be president and they are trying desperately to stand out while trying to appear human. They drink beer just like you and my. Hold on a sec, i am going to get me a beer. Hey, my husband bruce is now in here. Want a beer . I will pass on the beer right now. Greg i will never drink beer again. They also go to the dentist just like you and me. Im here at the dentist and we are going to continue our series on the people at the border. Im here with diana, my dental high generalist. Greg they watch porn with their mom just like you and me. I promised we would go to this Movie Theater and see a movie. E. I was sure she wouldnt say no. I made a mistake. So i took my mother to see deep throat. Greg what voting bloc was he trying to, i over with that story . The crazy porn bloc . When you have got 0 candidates in the mix at some point it starts to feel like a bunch of retreads. Trump didnt do any of that as a candidate. He stood at the podium, got the crowd fired up. Nobody bulldozed past him to get to the condiments. Ranch always gets applause. And you didnt see trump doing this. They are all excited. We are talking about how many days are left in the school year. We are cutting out some of this hair that grows out of your ears. If you dont get it cut greg the day we see how trumps hair is done it will be a 100 payperview he represent. I dont need to see betos ear hair. I dont even need to see beto. But trump didnt need to do that. He packed the stadium and had a strong rallying cry. President trump well make America Great again well make America Great again. Thank you, thank you very much. Well make America Great again greg that was a slogan. But what does the other side have . I will be bold. Without the bold. Greg silence. Of all the candidate in this race i think im going to miss him the most of. Of course, there is joe. My name is joe biden and i am running in this case running for president of the united states. Look me over. If you like what you see, vote for me, if not, vote for the other person. Greg i think they will vote for the other person. You know who doesnt sound tired . President trump you know who got me elected . I got me elected. Greg right now thats what the elect is coming down to. This is trump. And this is any one of the democrats. The fact is, trump has made it hard to judge anyone just on politic. Its probably the greatest unintentional benefitsne of his presidency. Sure we got a great economy and low you be employment. But a challenge to the platitudes, and cliches. The old guard feels tired and lame. Mr. President , if you are listening. I want to you hear me please. You have harnessed fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out. So i, sir, i have a feeling you know what you are doing. I am going to harness love for political purposes. Ill meet you on that field. And, sir, love will win. He is so bland he makes pat boone seem dangerous. [laughter] host of the quiz show on fox nation, tom. [applause] he performs his service if he is nervous. Joe mackie, comedian. She is sassy but keeps it classy, the host of sincerely katon fox nation, and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [applause] what is your assessment in this race so far . What do you mean that you will miss swallwell . I want donald trump shes misspoken. What would you like, a swell wall or a swalwell . [applause] i actually said this on my show and then i went to the big fox nation event and people had buttons i had my slogan on it. Greg thats what happens. One of the few things that you will be remembered for. [laughter] it could be the only thing you will be remembered for. Because you are forgettable. [laughter] always when im on the show joe, im kidding, tom. Barely. What is your take so far on the democrats, which one scares you the lease . I will tell you what, andrew scares millie to give me a thousand does nothing. It sounds good. It will give me money to pay the tax increases im going to have to pay to pay for everything for everybody else. [applause] kat . Yes, greg. Greg what are your thoughts . My thoughts . Greg yes put them in order of importance. If i can have anything that world i would have Marion Williamson be the democratic nominee. Greg me too. Are friends occur, right . Greg you. I see them about once every six months. Because its a little bit harder to talk about your process ominously just rub crystals on your knees. You know and they will go away. Or you know, that is because the moon is in and when the is in retrograde and the scorpio moon libra, thats what it looks like to me i dont really know. But people believe this and they have a certain kind of in talking pictures like love if i say the word it isnt sexy. Greg she is soothing. When i hear her i feel like im bathing in a tub of warm milk. Tyrus, i know that feeling because i often do that when im home alone. Is the least appealing thing i think ive ever heard. [laughter] greg ive got more [laughter] do you want to talk about the democrats or do you want to stay weird in the bathroom . [laughter] greg lets talk about the democrats. On the same surprise, and the bathroom is a little more fun. [laughter] i havent there been some moments. I just a keep looking at former Vice President mr. Joe biden. And go, why are you doing this to yourself . Nobody likes you. I feel at the same time its a big moment for me because never in my lifetime thought people would gang up and tell white people they are not allowed. [laughter] this is great for like wow, weve come a long way but weve come too far. Back up in the everybody be cool. I cannot watch with a few minutes of it because every time cory booker talks i think, just say what you want to say. But he cant. Because he is to be together everybody likes. He is everybodys friend. Which to me means that hes nobodys friend. So people like that you just cant [applause] greg i believe, i believe that the ticket is, and are predicting it now, will be two women. Because i think that like the strongest candidates are Kamala Harris and liz warren. It just which one will be is it weird that im not inspired by that . I mean i want to keep my money. [applause] greg on that note. Coming up, we answer your mail and then throw tom shillue out were the slowskys. We like drip coffee, layovers and waiting on hold. What we dont like is relying on fancy technology for help. Snail mail we were invited to a y2k party. Uh, didnt that happen, like, 20 years ago . Oh, look, karolyn, weve got a mathematician on our hands check it out now you can schedule a callback or reschedule an appointment, even on nights and weekends. Todays xfinity service. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Id rather not. Greg is time for of your mail. A highly original segment that happens on holiday shows. Just a handful of the hundreds that were submitted on facebook. These are directed to a including myself. Peggy sue writes, you dont hear a lot of peggy sue anymore. Ever since she got married. If you could go back in time to visit a younger version of yourself, what advice would you give and what age would you visit . Tyrus . 18. Quick kid, vasectomy, safe. [laughter] [applause] greg vasectomy kat . Ummm. Just all the teens. I would tell myself that maybe if he did not sit in the classroom writing song lyrics on your notebook about how nobody likes you, or people might like you. Its all right a makena. I probably go back to 17 and tell my younger self, take out a bunch of loans for college. Because the future a bunch of people will whine about how they did not pick the right major and someone elses fault. And then will get them for free. [applause] greg thats true so true, tom. If i could talk to my younger self i guess i would say, tommy, get some of that hot levin. Greg really . Yeah. I am just so disturbed by the answer. To be clear just because it is you saying it. Saying it to himself. [laughter] and you call yourself tommy . [applause] anyone see that he went back in time [applause] can i change my answer . Yeah. Go back and get some more of that hot levin. [applause] if i can go back in time back to when i was in eighth grade and do not believe the priest when he said it will make you go blind. [laughter] [applause] the weird thing is though i am kind of legally blind. [laughter] maybe he was right anyway. Next question from jerry. She writes, so this she asked what is your Favorite Movie, song and book. For time, just pick one. Whats your Favorite Movie, song or book . I think i know what kat will say. Was your favorite whatever . What is my Favorite Movie . Anyone know . You dont know . Then you do not know me at all. [laughter] my Favorite Book, i will go with that. Greg somebody reads a real honest to god book. My Favorite Movie is happy gilmore. True. Greg tom . Maybe animal farm by george orwell, change my life made me realize animals are a bunch of dirty communists. [laughter] [applause] greg joe . Lord of the rings, for Favorite Book and movie. Should have got that hot loving. [laughter] i will be honest, i am a little freaked out right now because animal farm is one of my Favorite Books because i like boxers so much, the character. But he said it but now ew. I have to go with where the red fern grows. My Favorite Book. Greg where did the firm grow by the way . You overnight, stop. Move on. [laughter] greg there were like 80 books you are forced to read when youre young. Like i didnt like, what is to kill a mockingbird . I did not like the book. Because they forced you to read it. You are an english major have to read some books. I like the fall. I also like the bible. Unspeakable truths by greg gutfeld. You can get it in paperback by the way i am shameless. Next question from nathan. He tweeted to us, who are the crew that act in the yall s skits . Spill first what it takes longer to write you all s then you all. So enough of that stupid effective yall s crap. People that work on the show because we are cheap. We do not pay you. Im just in the building all the time i have nothing to do. [laughter] always forcefeeding me the drugs. [laughter] greg every skit he is on a drug. Yep anybody else want to answer the question . I mean, this show, is is not the best comedy show . [applause] greg if you look at any other show, every step of like 100 people. We have eight people. [laughter] it is including the people on the couch. [laughter] greg it is nuts you did not see me commercials is on wednesday. And tyrus does not work on wednesdays. Greg all right, enough blowing our own horn. Someone was so, what was everyones first real job . Okay, joe machi i think was interesting. I worked at a fine dining restaurant. Where people were confused by why i was there. [laughter] theres just something about him that doesnt say fine dining. [laughter] greg kat, i have a feeling that you worked at an interesting experience. No. It was an interesting. I worked at a pizza and grinder shop and i was maybe the only person who worked there that had never been to prison so i didnt really fit in. [laughter] greg yes i have a question. Yes, sir. Grinder means a lot of things these days. Pizza and what was the grinder part . I had a shirt that i had to wear the said daughter grab g grab a grinder. Greg tom . A retirement home. You had to be 16 and i said i was 16. Greg that gets me in a lot of trouble my first job, i cant figure out what was my first real job because i had a paper route, is that he first real job . Yeah i used to take pizza, two big sticks i put them together like crosses and go doortodoor to try and sell them. That does not count like a job. It sounds like a sick thing a child would do. You are not entirely wrong. Greg it sounds weird selling sticks to strangers. I had a paper route, i did gardening for neighbors. Did you ever so great . Greg i didnt even know what grit was. People in their 70s are going, i know what they are talking about. All right, lets shut up. [laughter] up next, the first annual greg gutfeld summer movie trivia quiz. [cheering] fact is, every Insurance Company hopes you drive safely. But allstate actually helps you drive safely. With drivewise. It lets you know when you go too fast. And brake too hard. With feedback to help you drive safer. Giving you the power to actually lower your cost. Unfortunately, it cant do anything about that. Now that you know the truth. Are you in good hands . Did you know you can save money by using dish soap to clean grease on more than dishes . Try dawn ultra. Dawn is for more than just dishes. With 3x more grease cleaning power per drop, it tackles tough grease on a variety of surfaces. Try dawn ultra. Booking. 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The winner gets a copy of my book, the greg gutfeld monologue now in paperback. We cannot afford prizes. , keep your own score. What movie is the first summer blockbuster film earning 100 million theaters . King kong, raiders of the lost ark, godzilla or jaws . We have three right it was jaws. [applause] someone keeping score of this . That is one for kat, one for joe, one for tom. Tyrus left out. [laughter] im not playing, greg. I put in the same letter up every time. Greg you cant do that you cant sulk during this. Im not sulking, im not playing. Greg why not . You didnt ask me my job. Greg lets go back. You cant go back now greg question number two, the hustle starring anne hathaway, and rebel wilson is a remake of what film . The sting, dirty run scoundrels, the color of money, Lethal Weapon . Who cares greg you have to play another, tyrus is right. Kat is right, tom is right. [applause] joe, you are wrong it was dirty rotten scoundrels. Lets say question number three. Maybe i am psychic greg best known for playing Luke Skywalker what movie does mark hamill in his voice to the summer . Chucky, scar, ghost face, jaso voorhees . Another three. Tyrus, kat and joe. [applause] kat in the lead. Leading with three. You will win a copy of my book thank god [laughter] greg which heartthrob played goose in top gun . Tom cruise, val kilmer, Anthony Edwards, lou dobbs . [laughter] the answer tyrus and tom. [applause] Anthony Edwards now it is what is the score . It is tom, kat and tyrus. Ive never seen a single one of these movies. Greg question five, Samuel L Jackson stars in the 2019 shaft. Who signed the original shaft theme . Was it marvin gaye, robert goulet, isaac hayes, barry white . We have another three right. Tyrus is right, joe is right, tom is right. Kat, you are wrong. Losing the lead. Now tyrus ahead. This is a load of where all of the questions about happy gilmore . Greg question six. What chevy chase summer comedy was the biggest of 1985 . Three amigos, european vacation, caddy shack, christmas vacation . It is b, a european vacation. Joe and tom get it right. Tom is in the lead now with five. I do host a quiz show, greg greg you are good at this. [applause] number seven, will smith plays the genie in the 2019 version of aladdin. Who played in the older version . The answer is, they all got this right with b [applause] last question. This is, we need a tiebreaker. I am not bad im just drawn that way. Is a line from batman, terminator, all in with chris hayes. [laughter] or who framed roger rabbit . They all got this right with the winner is tom shillue [cheering] tom gets a copy of my book. In which i will sign it. I love you. Greg gutfeld. It is that loving i was talking about greg you got it coming up, a movie trailer. [music] its amazing what you can uncover with your dna results from ancestry. I was able to discover one cousin, reached out to him, visited ireland, met another 20 cousins. 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