Counter at wendys. When they could find no crime, they steal the plot of minority report. Lets stop trauma from doing stuff he hasnt done yet. Because the stuff they had on him was garbage. The dossier, i wonder if kelly knows what it means . Its a good time to remind everybody dossier is a french term for a load of crab. [laughter] gotta love her. Still the media gobbled up this dream based on drunken gossip. A fantasy designed yet michael more horny. Remember boudin hired hogan to defile a bed where the obamas once left all of the presence of everone Donald Donald trump. All that was missing was a toy. [laughter] still, the media bought it because they wanted to. It was a dilemma for me. The media and the dems are like a person you know thats making a disastrous decision like a marrying charlie sheen. You want to say no no no no no dont do that. But you realize that person is screwed all of us and stay one. So you say democrats you go for it. Right . And now adam schiff. Where you from. You mean like today . In life i dont know they dont keep track. Have used cheat on your taxes. No app. Apple picking if your nap i wouldnt pick you. Smack you know ive never dated a congressman for. You never will. Will cut of music do you like balloons i like to blow them up in the basement let the air out. See metal i like the older stuff like the beatles. Ive never heard of them joining her minor song . Sure. Laughters. [laughter] greg so 17 errors are made in the pfizer process but they were told there were no buyers. But if the errors all in one direction how is that unintentional . Maybe i mean i didnt mean to rub that bank but 17 errors along the way like slipping and falling into that ski mask with my hand accidentally landing on that don and stumbling blindly the savings and loan and by chance scribbling give me the money or youre gonna die or [bleep], were the odds of me making all of the mistakes like that in a row. Which is why no one buys this crab. The impeachment satisfies the craving media, it keeps helping trump in key battleground states. What is that reminder . The last election. Remember is the media who had hours of bashing trump. The result . He won. Yet theyre doing that again with his impeachment and pretending this is some sham and trumps numbers just go up. Like the tory landslide in england. Their review of leftism. If our dems were smart, they would take that as a preview is what could happen here. Its like watching your buddy take the drug first. [laughter] but our dems arent that smart. And the media protects their stupidity from its consequences. Not letting republicans off the hook, they all shouldve walked out of that hearing but by saying they gave the straits of creedence. In the charade it was, one democrat even said the Impeachment Vote was delayed because it was too late for tv audience. So how delusional do you have to be to think the solution for your idiotic farce is to get more people to see your idiotic farce . Right adam . And now adam schiff forgets his medication. [laughter] you need to relax adam [background noises] that is a sweet symphony sound. [laughter] my god its getting weirder and weirder. Was it tell you in the establishment media, and establishment politicians are all trying to the same thing . They think the establishment is under attack and it is. Whod a thought though that the most radical figure in modern history as a reality tv star with orange hair . [laughter] why not let him explain it . I am the only politician that has actually kept more promises than i made. [laughter] [applause] [cheering] greg we need to hear that again. Im the only politician in history that have actually kept more promises that i made. [cheering] greg weight that makes absolutely no sense [bleep] but its brilliant. But its a brilliant. How does he make that true . How is that possible . So the more critics attack in the way they prove him right. Politics is downstream from culture. So this massive a rational reaction to trump isnt political at all, but cultural. For once the media academia Entertainment Complex and feels threatened and impeachment is how the emotionally damaged fight back. But as like the harlem globetrotters, every game you know how its going to unfold, you know the outcome, so we watch pelosi following the other clowns off the cliff engaging in actual abuse of power. With democrats bowing they will keep impeaching until the very end. Its like that tired cliche about proof of insanity during that same thing over and over again. Its like getting the same bad result. We have a better definition is called listening to adam schiff. And now adam schiff trying out the new amazon alexa. Hey boss, merry christmas, i got you and alexa. Net thank you im allergic to chocolate. Now its a digital assistant you can ask anything. No no no thats not a magic eight ball you just talk to it. [laughter] i would like to order a pizza. No put it on the desk and speak. Alexa please fax me some milk. Im sorry i cant help with that. Excuse me i would like some hot milk. What the heck is wrong with you. At burns but i like it. [laughter] greg lets welcome tonights guests. Hes so sharp right uses head to open my fan mail. Charlie hurts so good. [applause] she is so bright her brain actually glows in the dark, fox News Headlines 247 reporter carly, shes fearless and clear was but never, house of kat nation is kat. He still doesnt know what a latter is our massive sidekick. Charlie, how does this whole process going for you . I just cant wait until i love the idea of having a full impeachment searing on the senate floor and bring donald trump down to the monster truck rally. It will be like Pro Wrestling and one of his rallies combined with, i mean its going to be epic. The idea that democrats are so stupid that they actually think that this isnt going to be the platform where he excels the best. But one thing that i think is important to remember, were talking about the steele dossier now. Were not the ones who said this was a big deal. They are the ones that said it was a big deal. They are the ones. They are talking like we are the morons because were still talking about appeared know you brought it up. You turned it into the magna carta. [inaudible] s. Greg i was told it was going to be. [inaudible] i just wanted to see associate myself. The man once what he wants. Greg thank you carly for defending me. Summit to get my pizza. Greg currently hiding the dems have can instructed themselves in all this. The next question is house going to affect his reelection. The next answer is i dont think it will affect them at all fear. We were at this place where promises major thing, and its not going to happen. And now as a matter fact the new polls that came out he is exceeding in the swing states gonna do the exact opposite. Greg i think thats fun i think this a pride ending kat is really, really enjoyable. Dont you think thats worth going . I think the dems are good to be surprised at us . What do i think . Greg no i dont know what you think. I think that adam sandler wouldve been way better than Leonardo Dicaprio and titanic. [applause] thats what i was thinking about this week. And every week. Greg thats a lot of energy. I had a hard time, but i could watch all that. Yesterday i know i shouldnt say this, i work at fox news, but i did change the channel in my office to watch cspan2 where they were doing a vote on the nomination for fish and wildlife director. [laughter] and i found myself finding that riveting. All of the eyes, then the nays, and then i actually googled it to find that she was in fact nodding. And i was like great. And thats not interesting tv. No thats not. I later watch the janitor cleanup and all of that he was doing a great job out there. Love that elbow grease. In if that is the kind of television that this is, i feel like its my job, im supposed be watching it and i did watch as much as i could. If it werent my job i wouldve watched none of it. Greg you know its funny the only good part is when they caught the reporters taking pictures of the paperwork on the desk. This is the Finger Motion you make when youre taking a picture maker when youre old. Joe biden. This is joe biden taking a picture. Tiresome 74 years old this is how its done. [laughter] i know the impeachment thing is cool, but could you please show us apace picture of what Mike Huckabees face looks like . Greg every saturday you could see it with matching suit. Any looks like this and then he looks like this, and heres my impression of Mike Huckabee playing the base. Thank you asper pit picture and i got a monologue. You know i think with the democrats the problem is who is doing the speaking. Yes. I think they need a special announcer to come out into the announcing. I think while the coyote would have been phenomenal if you wouldve come out and said sponsored by acme. [laughter] the impeachment of, im sorry just one Second Period what the deal china went in. Awake canada and mexico trade is done, okay Boris Johnson is in. The new fish and wildlife director is in. Best economy, jobs, stock market, let me get my umbrella out because i am literally being the worst day to drop impeachment. He is usually going to use that in his introduction. Like the reigning and offending, twoterm mph two article, president of the world. He is literally going to be. [laughter] [applause] and then the best part is we dont have to watch any of this, like kat, because mitch the spoiler mcconnell comes out and says no. 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So we set the record straight. Its. Did you ever talk to a gym about a oneyear pledge. I dont even have plans for a oneyear term im not even there yet. [laughter] s. Greg if i were him i would not have plans for one term either. [laughter] [applause] greg i am waiting for the headline that said bidens not nose whippersnapper because he thanks hes too old for a second term, whippersnapper. Meanwhile poured poll delivered by Harvard Harris shows that biden still leading the pack. And for some reason they asked what if hillary and john kerry got in the race . Couldnt climb to the top with 20 to the top john kerry clocked in at 5 and hes been a cryogenic freezer for ten years. Youd these things to know neither one of them are running, the poll was conducted online and i can do a hundred and 50 pushups. [laughter] but it doesnt even matter . Because whoever gets the nomination is going to have to face this. Biden keep saying is in the wrong state if he is in ohio its great to be and i would tonight. [laughter] if he is in pennsylvania, its wonderful to be in the state of delaware. What is wrong with this guy . Crazy elizabeth boren, or i as i affectionately call her pocahontas. Anybody seen her beer dear will she says oh darling, using that . A darling its great to see you what you doing here . Thats her husband was must be living there. Lets get a beer, who wants to get a beer. Lets get a beer. Have you ever seen such a phony. This guy booted chet booted chet, can you believe hes doing well . Hes like the leading fundraiser. I dream about him. [laughter] greg all right tyrus, you seemed like youre about ready to explode. [laughter] we made fun. Greg he watches the show thats good to know. Have you been watching retweets . The next time you ask what he done with your life i meant to say the president use my jokes. I think that was a message, besides the fact that hillarys not even in it and shes winning. Besides the facts that are we sure mr. Biden knew what he meant when he said term . [laughter] because it sounded like he said i take two soups are one. Im not even there yet, were not the restaurant yet. He does good when they just have his picture and a statement. But whenever they have joe bidens picture and a statement its always on points and phenomenal. Its literally like the wizard of oz. Just have them come out in way and then commit and have a big screen and say what you want them to say. But dont have the microphone on. But this is an lesson for anybody running for the democratic, do not, that is going to be your life for a year. We dont want you to have to you could not pay me to it run for Democratic Party. And maybe thats why the slate of mckay of democrats are so weak. But this poll has to grind hilarys gears so much. You know she wants to run so badly, and i dont think she will disappoint. The democrats have several problems on their hands, and the first one is joe biden is not as strong of a candidate as we thought he was going to be. The second problem is that Elizabeth Moran and Bernie Sanders are socialist. And then there is pete booted judge, who i think could actually give President Trump a run for his money if democrats let him. But they do this thing where they eat their own. And they are boycotting his campaign now because hes not holding high dollar fundraisers. And theres this weird thing they do where they try to tear their own down if they dont subscribe to the exact set of rules that they have laid out for what they think is the perfect candidate. Greg they are cannibals, thats what they are. No im really am proud of you forgetting that nomination. If i were a democrat, i would look at this one term thing and be pretty freaked out. Because, i mean, hes their top guy in his advisers are saying okay, i think to get more supports what we need to do is assure people hes going to go away more quickly. [laughter] if youre selling. , the way you sell yourself to people is they will be less of me dont worry. [laughter] thats not good. Greg know thats not good. The great thing if joe decides to run for one term if you then you get trump running again. In all fairness, trump deserves another firstterm. The way i see it is when he gets reelected. [applause] thats the beginning of his first term. And then obviously he will get his second term after that. Greg yes thats true. But then democrats would say they would consider impeaching him yet again. So that would make his ratings go higher and higher. I literally would like to be impeached. I would like for articles please. I want to walk around with a tshirt like this. [laughter] whatever you think it is it is not. I would not mind the attention. Everyones talking about me again. Greg theres only been four impeachments. But heres the thing that drives me crazy about joe biden. Everybody try to say, democrats try to say oh joe biden, hes just like donald trump. He just says stuff there is no comparison between the two except they both say things you dont expect them to say. [laughter] joe biden says stuff and its a stupid stuff on earth, makes no sense. And then donald trump, his beat down talking about joe biden and all of them is just absolutely brutal and hilarious. But my favorite thing about this, and this is what so refreshing about donald trump, sees talk about joe biden being in the wrong state and hes in delaware, whats really funny about it anybody watches his nose no one campaigns in delaware. And donald trump is beating down joe biden. Greg i think of my impression of joe biden is a 10yearold in the morning telling you the dream he added. [laughter] [inaudible] than they started touching my legs. 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The Town Holding Vigil of seven years since the massacre at sandy hook elementary school. If you will rembert 21st graders and educators were killed. The community that has struggled experience of joy on saturday with a High School Football team winning the state championship for the first time in 27 years. One of the teams linebackers lost his brother in the shooting. What an emotional day for them. Im an appointment and now back to the grade gutfeld show. Greg its whats causing