Transcripts For FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show 20191222 : vi

FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show December 22, 2019

That donald trump officially became a marked man forever . This is the day that donald trump officially became a marked man, and now there is a mark, a current mark on his record. The stain on his name is permanent. This is an indelible stain on the record and legacy of donald trump. Greg they love those stains. [laughter] i havent seen so many sourpuss is since i fed my cats a box of lemonheads. Okay it was funny when i wrote it. [laughter] and then there were those who are practically pooping in their pants. You are not asleep, this is not a dream. You are not asleep. This is not a dream, this is really happening, this is our country. Its amazing and every republican ive known my whole years like wow and nancy pelosi. It seems like people have a spring in their step because the present was held accountable for his reckless behavior. Greg a spring in your hip nancy that could be your hip. Imagine being one of their faithful supporters and you wake up today and you realize that donald trump, he is still here. Weights . You mean hes not gone . An effect is going nowhere . And get this. Hes not even concerned . Because he always bounces back. Heres statement to waking up after that Impeachment Vote. [laughter] [background noises] greg every single time they try to pull something on this guy, he gets away. Everything the dems try, fail. Take the reasons for impeachment. My favorite one, that the president has learned he is not above the law. While considering that no laws were broken, what the hell does that mean . Its like saying the president has learned he is not above a fried pickle. [laughter] yeah i guess so, but its not really relevant you moron. So what is impeachment relates the dems . It reminds in high school. If you flunk a test, so you burn down the school. [laughter] and didnt change anything, but it felt good, everybodys on that right . The same thing with impatient. Trumps enemies are happy and failure, but if you know this entire exercise will go down in defeat, why the glee . Because it really wasnt about justice. It was an emotional act designed by bitter people to make you feel bad. Right adam . And now adam schiff receives a christmas present. [laughter] , well superb work everyone, we are so close to our goal of impeachment. Now everyone back to work. Look boss you know before you go youre doing such a great job with his impeachment job we all pulled our money together and got you something. From. [laughter] its beautiful. [laughter] [background noises] [laughter] no, wait thats not,. [background noises] i love it. Its just how Alexander Graham bell envisioned it. Well time to impeach. Greg bill the you word of the week was historic. Weather was a gibbering clowns at cnn or the Nations Capital but theyll want you to believe impeachment was a momentous and bigger and louder then swallows flatulence. But they are ripe for the wrong reasons. This is historical in venice the first impeachment design for future crimes. Not what trump is done, but what he might do later. Really, if we could punish people for stuff they didnt do, then we would have to impeach the entire congress. Thats why theyre putting off the vote so they can find actual dirt. But if their case was so strong, why stall . Why demand more witnesses . To use a hockey phrase, isnt this a slamdunk . [laughter] the reality, the impeachment has been cheapened. It is now on par with an anger review on yelp. Right adam . And now adam schiff trying to walk into gum at the same time. [laughter] you can do this out of him. Shouldnt hard. [laughter] [laughter] almost adam. Its more difficult than i thought. [laughter] nailed it. [laughter] go adam go. Greg gets more and more disturbing every day. But this is historical for another reason too. Weve seen the media for what it is. An ambulance chaser that only chases imagine imaginary ambulances. Everys story the press couldnt look at you is greedy, bigoted, narrowminded and sexist. Its always a vertical relationship with you in the media on top treating you like their own personal outhouse. Now the medias on the receiving end in getting their kicked by orange godzilla. Truck pulled back the curtain and we see that bias, the arrogance, the lies, that they portray is back. And with that trump is now turned impeachment into an advantage. Its not like a cool scar that he got a knife fight in a dive bar after defending an orphan from a gang of mad bikers. I mean think about it, you usher in the best economy and maybe in history with success after success, and the reward is impeachment. I think youve got to wear that with pride. Sell shirts. Badges, bumper stickers, trump 2020, the greatest impeachment ever. [laughter] [applause] no no no no no its not over. What you make of that adam . And now adam schiff gives a christmas present. Looking good we just need some ornaments and then i think were good to go here. Well, hey adam whats up buddy . We are going to do this. Thats amazing how did you know i wanted skis . Its a big red bow take it. Use it for wrapping, decorating. Thanks i guess. Now if you excuse me im going to go slide down the silly mountain on my bare feet. Is that skiing . Call what you will. [laughter] greg welcome tonights guest every photo of him is doctor. Host of the doctor drew podcast doctor drew pinsky. Shes so bright he wears a lampshade as a hat. The federals contributor kate hyde. Shed sweep petite and rarely brushes her teeth, host of the sincerely kat. [inaudible] kat temp. He gets claustrophobic and airplane hangars card my massive sidekick tyrus. Doctor drew, you claim to be a doctor. You are you you really are. This is a psychological phenomenon because youre seeing people pretend that a failure as a success. Yes and why the rush to impeach him remember there is a rush and then a hold. Why was there rush of the first place . If we just can hold onto with really weird. Its something we have seen since the 2016 election which is projection. I am feeling aggressive and angry so im seeing it. Greg writes. Greg i project a lot of things doctor drew. Like maybe you dont brush her teeth. [laughter] greg i knew that was going to upset you. Dont attack my hygiene. [laughter] greg doctor drew where he see this going . You know i was at the white house yesterday, the day before yesterday, and i was this close to President Trump and i said are you okay, you look tired to me. And he said he was citing policy right there. He was like im going to help the american people. We had a great meeting about Mental Health in america, really a tremendous group and he came and spoke a little bit, it was very inspiring. But thats what kills me whatevers going on the white house never gets out. And the press never lets that out. Which is always extraordinary to see every time i go in there i have people only knew what was going in your. The quality. I wasnt there to do an assessment. Greg what did you think kate would think of the week. I think historic about this is how much indifference there is surrounding it. There is a reason trump is unphased about being impeached and its because no one cares. This impeachment really for the last three years comets reminded me of the awesome powers screened with the steamroller there screaming for a full minute. [inaudible] so thats all it is and thats all its done that steamroller has picked up soundbites and video clips that are all going towards trump 2020 campaign. And thats going to secure that reelection. He does not have a reason to worry. Greg yes, what he about you kat what is your assessment . My assessment, i was alarmed at how many human adults thought that the fact that trump was impeachment he was no longer the president. People were trending on twitter night this is my favorite one i wanted to share. This 30 of the people thought that. When trump was elected president i stood in the classroom and south korea, shes a teacher thats great, my first grade students watched in horror and voice their deep concern. Today is a new day. A new hope. American flag at moji, by trump trump impeachment, and below that was a picture of the munchkins to the wizard of oz seeing dingdong the witch is dead. Now in the past i have criticized people for passionately talking about things they have not adequately researched. Im going to lower that bar for everyone. Dont speak passionately about something if you dont know what the word means. Can we start there . I think thats a good start. P9 i had a relative and im not an essay who because some of them might be in the audience who actually texted me and said his trump president . Yes. There is google to. You can. Greg you can check on that tyrus. Im not getting check on that for impeachment to me is like probation that you dont have to checkin. It aint fair. You know what im saying . For real, i havent been on probation. But i know some people who have had some issues. Ill go another route okay ill go another route. Animal house. Secret double probation. I went back to probation. Its literally that serious to republicans. Youre on probation okay youre on probation okay were all on peach, literally it was the worst, best idea they had was were going to impeach him. And then what . Well thats it. [laughter] your impeached. Okay. So what answer i do . Well, i mean, nothing. [laughter] okay then the awkward silence that is what impeachment feels like. Now what . Your impeached and we will impeach you again. In English Police officer stop or i will yell stop again. [laughter] greg it is they have no power its beautiful. Weve got more to, gots rally and the debate next. [che who doesnt love a deal . I do. 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You got this guy shift and he too i dont even think about looks anymore i dont talk about looks of a male or female but this thought similar to refer to the spirit is not exactly the best looking guy youve ever seen. And cold me has another beauty, combing. Comey is another beauty would that i do a good job when i fired is asked . [laughter] greg thats everything but the kitchen sink. Wait, sinks, showers, all the stuff. Sinks, showers, all the stuff, i did a lot of it. The water comes out, you have areas with her so much water you dont know what to do the intern on the shower and youre not allowed to have water anymore. [laughter] them over the dishwasher present boom. Remember the dishwasher eat you to press at bowman theres an explosion in five minutes later there steam pours out, the dishes, now you press it 12 times, women tell me again they give you four drops of water. And there in places whether so much water they dont know what to do with it. So they just come out with a rag on the dishwasher spirit were going back. By the time they present tense time to spend more on water, and electric. Sean he is our nations cabdriver. [laughter] in the old days, he would say mankind. And the old days i would say mankinds and now i say mankind, womankind, this way i dont get in trouble. In trouble with our friends. Good thinking, and what about our military pilots and you go up to them . Are they better looking than tom cruise . Be honest. I went up to the pilots and honestly, they are better looking than tom cruise, okay . [cheering] good guys to buy the way. The faces equal, i would be slightly better. [laughter] greg what is happening to this world. And how about the body . The body is bigger and stronger, they can definitely fights. Greg as he talked about a military pilot or lou dobbs . Capitol hill votes for something that has a potential for chaos and instability. Trump keeps doing what is doing best. And that way he reassures us that the economy is fine, the future is fine, and with all going to be fine. In other words,. It doesnt really feel like we are being impeached. [laughter] greg it doesnt cates, another rare performance. Amman he was really unruly and this on, he was really good. And this was during his impeachment so he was just trying to drown out all the other noise. And what i love, as you had people on hillarys Team Including hilary herself talking about the impatient. And people were asking where the protests and shes like are you looking at this rally . Thats the protest. They dont want him gone. Then they got to the whole fight about how many people showed up all over again just like inauguration. Greg mat nine is just its quite striking with a somber media and the them. And a lot of people on the left they say a hardcore Trump Supporters are stupid. Im looking at this rally, and thats why theyre out of rallies because her hardcore Trump Supporters. Nobody goes to rally just to say and its okay. So thats no rallies for canned peas and mulch that can a stuff. They were all happy and excited, which leads me to it believe they know we still have a president which they know what the words mean. Everybody, the people on the left did not know what it means they call them idiots, im sorry they got a better vocabulary. Greg attires we talk about this a lot. He came for the world, your world. Wrestling. Yes he did. Greg thats why it works. Not just that, weve had some idiots in wrestling too. Its the arts of the promo. If you can talk trash about your opponent, nobody really cares about anything else. They dont care about the policy of the debate. But the opponent gets pissed off. If mama gets pissed off, then. That thats what everybodys reacting they love that rhetoric. But thats my. Donald trump was so good on the mic that no democrat will really go at him for fear of what happens. I mean keep it real. Even if you die, he will hit your up. [laughter] i mean. Greg i dont condone that i pretty much know its going to happen. I know im just making a. , p is willing to go there and his only come back as sir i keep it hi, and you just gave him more. He is the master of the mic. And there is no. Debating him. With us you can only do shatter sham impeachment. Im furious, im going to impeach him. Greg but to your. Though, i maintained that he is an equal. Hes an equal opportunity offender. Everybody gets upset, but i stress everybody. White people, black people, people who are alive. People who are dead. He will go after anybody and its just like its almost like he might be the most colorblind person on the planet. He doesnt even see a pulse, doctor. Listen i agree, and speaking of not having a pulse, i just discovered that i lived last 20 years in adam schiff congressional district. Greg zero jan you didnt even know that . 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President trump on a saturday night showing how to handle a impeachment trial he slams what he calls a sham process or taking aim at the 2020 rivals and touting the administration successes. He will be there through the holidays. Now back to the greg gutfeld show. And now the greg gutfeld show presents the 2020 candidates. Greg thursdays debate was held on pbs otherwise known as pretty boring stuff. The most interesting part had nothing to do with policy. In fact the part was the only thing i learned in the whole debate. The mayor just recently had a fundraiser that withheld was held in a wine case full of crystals and served 900dollar a bottle wine. Think about who comes to this . Billionaires and a wine cave should not pick the next president of the united states. Literally the only person on the stage two is not a millionaire or billionaire. This is a problem with issuing test you cannot pass. Be nine a cave and underground ro

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