Katy . Paws. You remember them . Like little round cardboard things that kids plays with. Like baseball cards. I was never into them. So i got them. It wasnt for a girl. It was for a boy. Gender neutral. Clearly didnt work for you. Jesse . I want to wish you a merry christmas. It was beautiful to celebrate with everybody. Everybody out there, merry christmas. Was that at a la quinta inn . I got coal in my stocking. Really . Several years in a row. My kids think its a funny prank. I dont think its that funny but it happens. I didnt come from your parents. From the kids . Might have come from both. I blacked it out. Did you express your displeasure . Im a bit naughty. It was a valid gift. Substantiated. Okay. Its the season of forgiveness. You know . Thats true. You dont know what ive done, juan. I want to celebrate with you. And merriness and joy. Dana . The weirdest gift i got last year. I cant tell you what it was. It was from my dad. Im not allowed to have one of these. I think i know what it is. Its a weapon. Im not saying what it is. It was weird. I dont want i dont want the nypd to come to my apartment. We know what it is. It was a weird gift. But also shocking. A sweet gift. If you think about i was shocked. Apparently he watched a lot of crime News Coverage because crime is bad in new york. Im not sure you can mail that. Did he mail it . Thats a felony. Across state lines. You dont know what it is. It was a whip. Probably whiskey. Yeah. Yeah. Whiskey. My wife said to me after she had been sort of carjacked that she wanted sort of carjacked. Anyway, she wanted a pink one. The people at the nra and everybody else said they were going to give it to her. But you didnt what color was yours . Im not telling you what i got. Its a mystery. A girlfriend of mine in april of this year, this is five months after our Christmas Show last year, her dad went into the hospital. I said i called. I said i hope your dad is feeling better. She said he has one question for you. For five months you were wondering, what is it that your dad of the got you . It was a mystery. It was out of love. Gregory, the weirdest Christmas Gift. Im trying to think. Like i the obvious one is the unicorn jump suit. True. That was given to me on the five Christmas Show four years ago. Inflated and it was you can look it up. Its somewhere. Drop it in. You know what i was thinking . The album irobot by alan parsons project. I have no idea what that means. Its a guy that produced dark side of the moon. My sister gave it to me. I listened to it every day for a year. It was all about robots. Is that the one that you sync it dorothy the wizard of oz. You have to smoke something strong for it to work. Thats legal in many states. But dont mail it. Jesse, you have a special place in this show. Why . The weirdest Christmas Gift i ever got was the snowflake suit. Yes. Why are you wearing it . You know its christmas. You know how liberals are. Were snowflakes. I liked it so much that i wore it at home for my family on Christmas Day last year. Perfect. I think i wore it through dinner. I dont know if i went out afterwards. Actually, its a fun suit. It is. The second question for our Christmas Special, this one comes from lindsey c. It says what is the most annoying Christmas Song . Im going to go first on this one. The changeup munks. Alvin. We were doing Feliz Navidad. You told me i dont know any other spanish songs. Only ricky martin. That is the most annoying spanish song in any opinion. Its christmas. I have to agree with jesse. Ill tell you. Years ago racist years ago, peter and i invited my sister to washington d. C. For christmas. As a surprise, we brought her to new york for her first time. At one point, we got on the subway to go from point a to point b and there was a guy on the subway with a terrible voice singing Feliz Navidad for money. It was terrible. We got stuck there. All i can imagine hearing is that guy. He ruined it for you. Was he drunk . No. He was making money. Yeah. He didnt deserve a lot of money. I will say every single Christmas Song there is, every single one is annoying. Its annoying because they arent good enough songs to be played year round. Theyre like the turkey. You only have turkey once a year because its a mediocre bird. Most of them have mediocre melodies and incredibly annoying and forced to listen to them from the end of december to the end of november. They make me sick to my stomach. Im sorry, america. You asked the question. Theyre the worst song on earth. If god wanted to, he would agree with me. He may. But wait, let me take you to your deep grinchmost mode and ask you what is your favorite Christmas Song . He doesnt have one of them. Anarchy in the u. S. A. By the sex pistols . I agree with greg. But theres a period of time, the day after thanksgiving through december 25 and then it should stop. Its like wearing white after labor day. You cant do that. No, you can but but heres the reality. Right now on november 1, they Start PlayingChristmas Songs. Theyre running it. Its extending it ray too long. Christmas should be once every four years the way they used to do the olympics. We would appreciate it more, save more money, afford mortgages and college. But instead every year we spend this money giving gifts that we dont like. Capitalism. Question number 3. What is everybodys favorite christmas memory . Im going somebody from the land of snow and ranches. Dana perino . My favorite memory is from being in new castle wyoming and gathered with my family. There is one year where it snowed so badly that we couldnt go anywhere. We played cards all weekend. We have those old wooden long sleds. Yeah. My grandfather would put us in the back of the pickup and go to the top. One uncle my dad and my uncles would be there with the kids to put some weight. We would flight down these gullies. My grandfather would drive down and pick us up so we wouldnt have to walk back up. Over and over. They would call down and say put on the hot chocolate. That was wonderful. Great. You know, we didnt i grew up in northern california. It only snowed once in my entire life there. We went to sky line boulevard. Nobody had sleds. Its in san mateo. We were sliding on the lids of garbage cans. Then we went to a doughnut shop and had doughnuts. Great memory. Then i killed a drifter. Your favorite christmas is a White Christmas . Okay. I know. Okay. Typical. What was your favorite . My favorite christmas . This christmas. Its been such a great christmas. I had so much fun this morning with the yule and the tide and the trees. Feliz navidad. Inside. Inside. Your favorite, katie . I grew up in the snowy part of arizona. My favorite Christmas Memories are my dad hooking up sleds to the back of the pickup. We moved in the middle of know where. Like doughnuts. Basically. Dont try this at home. I survived. They would plow the roads. That would drag us behind the truck. So much fun. That and another time he came hope with a puppy. My mom had amazing christmas rolls. And i saw your face when you said puppy. It was the most amazing you can also get a car with the big red bow on team. That beats the puppy any day. What is great, you drive the car with the bow and the gift is the bow. Oh, look at the bow i got you. Take it off the car. If you get a peloton, that would be great. Bring up controversy. I remember one. My dad wasnt there. We didnt have much money. My brother went out. We got the last Christmas Tree hahn the Christmas Tree lot and we drug it home. Reminded me of like peanuts or something. Cute. One last question, this is an instagram question and comes from loretta fugate. What is your favorite Christmas Movie . Who wants to start . I read you ever watch diehard . I think its a Christmas Movie. It is. I saw home alone the other day. Man that movie is good. And then i saw home alone 2. And its underrated. People think home alone 2 is not that good. Its stands up there. Why were you watching it . Netflix has a lot of stuff on disney plus. It keeps going after you finish one movie. Its a wonderful life. A classic. A great movie. A great christmas. Now were going to start a christmas dinner fight between dana and greg. Dana started the big debate. Is diehard a Christmas Movie. It is. Theres people that disagree. What happens on christmas . What do you mean . The movie. Id say it happens on christmas. The movie does take place on christmas. I dont know. Theres some people that say its not. Im not one of them. I dont know. By the way, the other day, i watched cable. Up came miracle on 46th street. Got two stars. Never seen it. Come on. You havent seen diehard. Get out of here. All right. Were just getting started. Stay there. The fives Christmas Special returns with more funny questions straight ahead. Welcome back to our Christmas Special. Were going to answer more questions. I have good ones. Greg, going to start with you. Joanell said would you rather live where it never snows or the christmas never went to below 100 degrees . Thats not how the world works. Thats not the question. Is it a fun question . So fun. I would go with heat over cold. I could always have a nice Swimming Pool built. Cool down with air conditioning. I think youre going to say heat. Heat. I like the pine trees and the snow. I couldnt do it forever. Thats like a weekend thing. Snow once in a while or over 100 degrees, jesse. What kind of heat in dry heat . Which would you prefer . A try heat. Ill take the under. Were going to under up there anyway. It will be called florida though. The villages. Juan, heat . I like heat. I dont hike cold weather. Its special to have snow. But ive been indoctrinated by visions of a perfect christmas. A perfect christmas is snowy. In kennedy were here, she would say snow. She likes to ski and snowboard. Another question from karen day. Which was the one chore you disliked doing growing up . I had to do the baseboards, the bottom of the wall near the floor. My mom would say get a bucket, full it with hot water. Put mr. Clean in there and take a wet rag and dip it and scrub the baseboards all over the house. That gave me back problems. I think it was abusive. Katie. Your mom said she would have back problems from having a kid. I bartered with my brother for not cleaning the bathroom. We would trade chores. I would do the garage or the dishwasher. He would cover the bathrooms. I would vacuum to make the lines in the carpet. Thats not a chore. Compared to what i did, that is grueling. Not if you get under the coach. Juan did you have a chore you didnt like . I didnt like taking out the trash. If reason is, if you have to go to an apartment building, you have to go down the hallway to the garbage chute. Sometimes there were bad guys there, dana. Greg, what about you . Trying to think if i had chores. I got paid for what i did. Is that a chore . Yeah. Mowing lawns, washing cars. I did a lot of fun stuff. Usually wore cut off jeans. Shirtless. You get paid for that . Extra, actually. The neighbors threw money at me. The california girls. It was so degrading. The first chore for us was changing the cat litter box. That is not fun. We had to go out we had pigeons for the labradors. What did you feed them . Bird feed. Theres another story. Im not going to tell the rest. Peter will be after me. Greg, if you could teach one college class, what would it be . It would have the media. Why they lie to you. Thats what it would be. I think he would be at liberty. Its already being done . I would teach ambush journalism 101. I know how to do it. Katie. I would teach a history class that is pro america. So not a fox news answer. Whatever. I dont care. Thats what i would do. Juan . I guess its great ideas. Its a philosophy major. I think you were. Yeah. Changed to history. I wish im changing majors. I did philosophy. Im still interested in great ideas. Like how you lead a good life. I would teach a class on especially for women and finding their strong voice. Because it helps in all sorts of aspects of your life. Career, being able to presend in a way that will help make sure that you have opportunities for promotions and things like that. In the christmas spirit, greg and i think we agree that they should teach you how to balance a checkbook, how to invest your parents should do that. Somebody should do that. You shouldnt have to pay tuition a lot of life skills that we used to have home ec. I loved greg . Yes. This is from henry. What is your favorite time of the day and why . My favorite time of the day is when you wake up and realize you have two more hours of sleep. Thats my favorite. Like 10 00 a. M. You wake up at 1 00 and its and i dont have to be to work at 5 00. And you wake up and you still have more sleep. Everybody loves that. That means youre an old man. I can tell you from personal experience. Juan, your favorite time of day . Work is done and i dont have any something to do and just like hey, this is my time. I can have a beer, sit and watch the five on rerun or base pal you watch the five on rerun . I have. Hes watching this right now. I watch family feud. I love that. Favorite time of day . Dawn. Nobody else is awalk. You can get stuff done. By yourself. Get your coffee, work out, read a little bit. As long as you get plenty of sleep. Im a morning person like katie but i like 8 59. You want to know why . Hannity is almost on and its the anticipation of the monologue. I like dusk. Thats my favorite time. Who would be the first person to contact here at fox news . The answer when fan mail continues. Im aishah hasnie. Merry christmas to you. A republican lawmaker speaking her mind about the president s impeachment trial. Senator Lisa Murkowski of alaska said shes disturbed by the senates plan on how they will preside over the trial. Thats because Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell admits there will be total coordination between the white house and his chamber. She believes the senate should instead distance itself from the president on matters related to his trial. These santas are more likely to yell cowabunga. Some 10,000 spectators watching the fun. Its a 10yearold holiday tradition that raises money to help folks with cancer. Im aishah hasnie. Now back to the five special. Merry christmas. Welcome back to the fives Christmas Special. Well answer more questions. Number 1 facebook question, kimberly d. If you had an emergency, who at fox news would be the first to call for help . Juan . It would have to do with the nature of the emergency. If somebody was trying to kill me, id call security. He wouldnt call me. I would be chasing them with an axe. Wouldnt be you. Youd have to protect me. Who is your emergency context. At fox news . Yes, if theres a problem . Id guess megan albano, the boss of this show. Not the person id call. But dana . Sean hannity. Why is that . Because he always takes your call. He has resources to help you. He will make you feel better about what is happening. That is true. Sean has a tender loving touch. I would [laughter] i would call dr. Marc siegel. You know, speak to the emergency that i would be having. You took mine. I did . Yes. I must call dr. Marc siegel three times a day. I have to go with kilmeade. Hes always here. When you see kilmeade, you notice he always has a backpack . Its like what is in that. The oldest guy with a backpack. He has it in case hes trapped in an elevator. You know what the . Rick leventhal. Hes our john mcclain. If you were stuck in an elevator. Remember when he was stuck in an elevator . Do you remember that . No. Look it up. Google it. He would get you out. Rick leventhal, kilmeade. I thought you would call tyrus . But he doesnt live nearby. I need somebody hahn side. I would call johnny joey jones. Hes a marine. He knows the other marines. They would come with medical supplies and guns, helicopters. Call the cavalry. Hannity last that, too. And he need it. And an interesting question from gunner baker. If you could only eat at 1 restaurant the rest of your life. Greg . I cant say. It would put them out of business, a Chinese Restaurant that has my favorite ribs. Its my favorite restaurant. They have fried chicken, too. And i think if you were jewish, that would be your christmas dinner. I guess thats true. Thats where everybody is tonight. All right. Juan . Depends. If i was in washington, ocean air, a great seafood restaurants. If i was in new york, oceana. I know some of these people dont eat seafood. I love it. I dont understand. I dont. You should hear what he says about the ocean. How about dana . Yeah. They have issues. Id eat at a place called aqua l 2. They have salad, steak. And the Washington Nationals eat there. Hang out and party. And how about del fresco. Obviously youre doing very well and your wallet must be fat if youre eating at del frescos. How about west side steak . Tenth avenue in new york. A great owner. They have a wonderful menu. Theyll make you anything want. Anything . People can go there and start ordering things they dont have. Dana perino side i want lobster thermador. Theyd make it. I dont think they have lobster there. Who knows. Maybe they do. Im going to go there and test that theory. Be ready for us. Interesting question from lagrown ellen. What do you miss about your hometown . I meet the cheese steaks in philly. Get one. No calories. Go to pats . Those are for tourists. Where do you go . Chubbys, ellasandros. I miss the Old Fashioned shopping malls. The tackiest place in the world. Thats where everybody went from when you were 7 to 17. That was the mall. Now we have amazon. Is that where you short jean shorts . Yeah. My never mind. Its going to be edited out anyway. What is the champ king . A terrible clothing store. Remember merry go round . Petite sophisticate . I was a baby gaper. What about you . Mountain views. You should go to mountain view, california. Terrible joke. Edit that out. I miss mountains and open space. Clean area. Driving. Driving around. I dont drive anymore. 80 miles an hour speed limit. Thats the speed limit . Yep. Amazing. California i mean, in new york, the average what is it . 3 miles an hour in manhattan